"Get up!"

Huang Tian rubbed his foot on the hand of the flower-armed man, and said lightly:

"You should understand that since I dare to repair your head into a pig's head, I can take your human treasure off and feed it to the dogs. ”

Coincidentally, I don't know where there was a dog barking.

As a result, the flower-armed man trembled all over, and immediately sat up with a chirp.

Huang Tian nodded with satisfaction, and continued:

"It's not right for you to drink and drive, maybe it's still drunk driving, it's a crime!"

"In the process of drunk driving, I crashed into a tricycle, and I didn't pay compensation, but I bit back, and I threatened and deceived it!"

"Damn! Your BMW X1 more than 10 years ago doesn't even have the Nima annual inspection mark, is it a special deck car or scrapped car, right?!"

"Even if the procedures and annual inspection are normal, this broken car is not worth eight thousand, right?"

"It's a howling car that howls when you move a little, right?!"

"Okay! Okay! Okay! Even if it's really a Nima luxury car! You have a foot long at the back door, you haven't even seen the primer, and you don't need sheet metal, go to the auto parts city to get it casually, it's only 200 yuan, even if Nima goes to the 4S store to repair the paint, it will be a few hundred yuan at most!"

"Your opening is 100,000, Nima, why do you have a big face?!" When Huang Tian said this, he looked at the other party's big fat face and couldn't help but sneer, "Also, your special face is really not small!"

"Okay, even if you are so drunk driving, intimidating, cheating, and having a big face, and you have two more treasures than others, I don't care about you!"

"My parents have been honest and honest all their lives, but you are playing tricks and tricking them into borrowing money online, I think, you just don't want people to live, right?!"

Rumble!

Hearing what Huang Tian said, the entire bun shop became noisy and lively again.

The flower-armed man's face showed a miserable white color, and he was trembling and speechless.

Huang Tian is usually idle, he likes to browse all kinds of strange information from the Internet, these knowledge and experience on the earth, for him, is really simple, often just look at a beginning, know all the subsequent evolution, there is no need to memorize, memorize and comprehend.

"What?" Huang Tian looked at the flower-armed man with a smile, "Don't speak?"

"It's okay! Don't be afraid! How did you discuss it with my dad before, then just do it!"

"I have no opinion!"

Wow!

One stone stirs up a thousand waves!

There was a burst of noise at the scene, as if he couldn't believe what Huang Tian said.

"No, no, no, no, no, no. The flower-armed man waved his little fat hand again and again.

"You don't have to be afraid!" the corners of Huang Tian's mouth slowly curved upward, "I mean what I say! What you decide, then how to execute! This is the spirit of the contract!"

"Oh, that's it?" The flower-armed man rubbed his little fat hand, looking a little embarrassed or flattered, "Grandpa, grandpa, you are too polite!"

Huang Tian didn't hold back for a moment, couldn't help grinning, and then said:

"However, according to your train of thought, when you come to the store today, there are some things that you also need to take responsibility. ”

"First, you ate a bun as soon as you entered the store, and that bun was ordered by me, but it was eaten by you!"

"You can either pull it out for me as it is, or pay me 100,000 yuan!"

"But remember, don't bargain with me! I remember, that's what you did when you set the price of the car marks!"

Rumble!

Rattle!

Pull me out as it is?

Can it still be fragrant?

The bun shop is completely noisy!

The roof is almost over!

The flower-armed man's face turned from pale to black, and his fat lips looked very similar to abalone, constantly moaning and bubbling with sticky bubbles.

"Second, when you entered the store, you scolded my family. ”

"I have a rule, if I don't scold my family cleanly, I either cut my tongue myself, or pay 100,000 yuan, and this matter is over!"

"You may not know the rules, but it's your business!

Thundered!

The whole bun shop is completely messed up into a pot of porridge!

Beads of sweat the size of soybeans kept coming out of the man's face, crackling and falling!

"Third, you just spit two mouthfuls of phlegm on the ground, destroying the environment and deviating from the current national policy!

"Either pick up the kitchen knife on the ground and slash it twice in the neck, which is considered an apology!Or, take out 100,000 yuan in a mouthful of phlegm, a total of 200,000!"

Ha ha!

Cuckoo!

Rattle!

I don't know where there was a burst of laughter, and the flower-armed man was panting heavily, with more air in and less air out.

"In addition, your hand was propped up on the table at that time, and you damaged my family's treasure table, and the compensation was 100,000 yuan!"

"Your big foot stepped on the ground, so that the tile suffered internal injuries, compensation of 100,000 yuan!"

"Also, your face hit my hand many times, causing me to suffer very serious internal injuries, and I will be compensated 100,000 yuan!"

What?

Airplanes!

The little squinted eyes of the flower-armed man are constantly turning!

"You are also an old customer, and I won't worry about other small expenses!"

"Okay, let's sum it up!"

"One bun, 100,000. ”

"Open your mouth and scold, 100,000. ”

"Two mouthfuls of thick phlegm, 200,000. ”

"Break the treasure table, 100,000. ”

"Trampling on the treasure land, 100,000. ”

"Face hit me in the hand, 100,000. ”

"The above total, 700,000. ”

"Well, in addition, we can't deny it, vehicle compensation, I owe you 100,000, deduct it, and there is 600,000 left!"

"Another one, what about me, I am also a bodhisattva, your face is swollen, I will send you 100,000 medical expenses!"

"Well, in this case, you only need to give me 500,000! Hehe, no thanks! You're welcome!"

Thundered!

Weng hum!

Quack!

Quack!

Click!

For a while, in the Niulou bun shop in Jinsha Town, all kinds of strange sounds came and went.

Huang Tian slowly squatted down and looked at the flower-armed man with a smile.

"Come, call grandpa!"

"Grandpa!" the man was very obedient.

"Well, good!" Huang Tian smiled, "Grandson, you don't want to admit it, do you?"

"......" If the flower-armed man's body is sifted through chaff, it is estimated that he even has the heart to die.

"What's the matter, grandson?" Huang Tian raised the other party's chin, "Grandpa is talking to you." ”

"Grandpa, I don't have any money!" the flower-armed man screamed in fright.

"Huh?"

Huang Tian slapped the other party with his backhand and said with a smile: "Take advantage of me, don't you? ”

"Grandpa, I really don't have any money!" the flower-armed man choked with a crying voice.

"What's the matter, you drive a luxury car, can't you even get a little money of 500,000 yuan?" Huang Tian frowned.

"Grandpa, it's not a luxury car, it's a soaking car in the county's second-hand car market, and it cost me 10,000 to support the façade. The flower-armed man had tears in his eyes, and he had collapsed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

There were bursts of ridicule from the bun shop.

"You're so stupid!" Huang Tian smiled and nodded the other party's forehead, "No money, nothing, we can borrow money from the Internet." ”

As soon as the flower-armed man heard this, all of a sudden, the two little fat hands shook like rattles, and howled miserably:

"If I don't borrow online loans, I'll die! Grandpa! Just spare me, I'm wrong! I don't dare anymore!"

"Don't dare to do anything anymore?" Huang Tian smiled, "How can you make me believe you?"

"I don't dare to come to the Niulou bun shop to make trouble again! If I do it again, I am willing to be hit by five thunders from the sky!" the flower-armed man swore to the sky.

"Really?" Huang Tian's expression moved, and he smiled.