145 Strange New Year's Day firecrackers
The twelve heroes returned drunk, staggering one by one, staggering from side to side, attracting so many passers-by to look sideways.
"What's wrong with them?" one of them asked.
"What's the matter, come drinking!" said one of the sophisticated people, "These are all characters from Yunqiao Middle School!"
"Then the teacher doesn't care?"
"Or as you said, the current teachers are very idle, with three months off a year, and they earn a lot of money, but they don't care about the students, you look at the drinking like that, you have to not let the parents die in a hurry. ”
"But isn't it, how can that girl look like your child Yaqiao?"
One next to him said with a smile.
"My child is well-behaved, it can't be like that, you must be mistaken. ”
Between Shao Feng and Pei Shaonan was Tong Yaqiao, Tong Yaqiao was wearing Ru Shixiong's down jacket, and she really couldn't see it at a glance.
The man took a closer look at the girl's walking posture, and when he got closer, his old face was a little uncontrollable.
"Girl, how can you drink like that, your head teacher doesn't care?"
Tong Yaqiao looked at her father drunkenly, smirked and said, "You are stupid, I can tell him." ”
He is Wu Youcheng.
"Get out of the way!"
The man was a little angry, afraid that the two boys would take advantage of his daughter.
"Big brother, you are stupid, she is our brother. ”
Tong Yaqiao's father really couldn't cry or laugh: he was drunk and couldn't even distinguish his generation and gender, and he didn't know who was stupid.
In fact, it is Tong Yaqiao's father who is stupid, and today's children, regardless of men and women, young and old, "big brother" eats all. Ge Shanshan sometimes patted people's laughing shoulders and shouted "big brother".
After Tong Yaqiao was picked up by her father, eleven people came to the gate.
"Open the door, open the door!"
Pei Shaonan knocked on the iron door with a clang.
"What are you talking about, which class are you from?"
Zuo Jia ran out and asked, and was startled when he saw it, most of them knew each other, and they were all celebrities in Yunqiao.
"How did you get out?"
Zuo Jia asked.
"I don't know, what else do I ask you?" Pei Shaonan said.
"Stop talking nonsense, open the door. ”
Ru Shixiong scolded.
The doorman couldn't afford to provoke him, but he didn't dare to let it go easily. Zhang Hao quietly called Na Guoqiang.
When that Guoqiang saw these drunks, he was so angry that he really wanted to hit the wall.
There is no way, call them over first and go back to the dormitory to rest. Then the second class teacher meeting will be held.
The boys all went back to the dormitory to sleep, but Zhang Yijing drank nearly half a catty of wine and went to class shaking.
Wine strengthens heroes and courage, and does not obey the teacher's management; poetry and books are elegant, and wine raises women's eyebrows. Zhang Yijing drank the wine, and the color heart got up.
He looked at Wu Youcheng vigorously, and looked at Wu Youcheng's old face to the base of his neck.
"Why don't you read a book to see me?" he got angry, and he was slow to follow.
"Look at how handsome you look, hehehehe!"
Wu Youcheng couldn't cry or laugh, he was really handsome when he was young, but now that he is old, "handsome" has become "declining".
Zhang Yijing looked at Wu Youcheng for half an hour, and his eyes revealed the ghost of a fox.
Wu Youcheng was intoxicated, and suddenly the news of the meeting came from the small loudspeaker.
In the afternoon, it will be lively, and the eight immortals will cross the sea, each showing their magical powers. The homeroom teacher of the second year of junior high school called the heroes to the office. The lessons are endless.
The class doesn't care, the heroes have been called away, and the people are the most Ontariological.
When the students heard that tomorrow afternoon they would have a three-day holiday, they would have already packed their belongings.
Packed with dirty clothes, take them home and let the old lady practice their hands and feet, who let them love their baby bumps so much.
The top students still have homework, take all the subjects back, and study them in the dark in the past two days. But it often backfires, colorful TV, best friend dating, various online games, sweet dreams, which one is not more meaningful than learning?
This is no smarter than the poor students, who don't have a book with them. If the earth is pressed out of orbit, it will not save the earth.
Principal Rong once again held a meeting of class teachers, and once again told "guard your own door, be optimistic about your own people, stay awake in the morning, and eliminate the potential safety hazards of students in the bud."
The night finally arrived in cold anticipation, and the stars in the sky refracted the cold light, dazzling brightness, as if they were about to freeze down.
The melting snow on the ground solidified into ice, and the treetops remained motionless as if frozen.
The students don't know the cold, and you push me and talk and laugh. They are everywhere under the Canglang Pavilion, next to the teaching building, in front of the dormitory building, and on the playground.
He and Xia Yuan stood in front of the dormitory building early, rubbing their hands, sighing, stomping their feet, and discussing, only to hear two knocks on the playground, fireworks exploding in the air, and colorful flowers floating everywhere, which was really beautiful.
Before they could settle down, there were two more bangs, and the world's largest petals spread out in the air, fragrant everywhere.
"Who's firing the cannon, look at it!"
They hurried to the playground and searched back and forth but did not find the perpetrator.
The small firecrackers of "pop, pop, pop" rang out, this time in the direction of Canglang Pavilion.
Teacher Rong was anxious in the loudspeaker: "All students move to the dormitory, transfer to the dormitory; it is strictly forbidden to set off guns at school, it is strictly forbidden to set off guns at school; the teachers on duty are in place, stand on the last shift, stand on the last shift!"
As if in response to Teacher Rong's speech, the sound of cannons rang out on the girl's side again.
Crackling, crackling, the teachers took care of this end, but they couldn't take care of the other, and they were so angry that their teachers and friends raised the hill again.
"All the head teachers, in groups of three, look at every corner!"
The teachers acted quickly and punished severely!
Teacher Rong asked the two students to stand, and they ran to the west side of the playground to set off firecrackers!
Finally, the lights out bell rang, the sound of firecrackers disappeared, and there was silence in the playground.
The students of dormitory 102 shouted in unison: "Ready, pull the lamp!"
The administrator shouted at the top of his voice to no avail.
Hearing people's laughter, he ran over: "Who is so nervous, what are you shouting nonsense?"
The people in it are like the sound of rats stealing food.
"If anyone speaks again, come out and say for a night!"
The same goes for other classes. Half an hour finally quieted down, and some were still whispering, even until dawn.
They lingered in the bitter cold wind until midnight.
"You are parallel to the earth, but we are perpendicular to the earth. ”
It is not an exaggeration to educate them with this word, and at this time, the head teacher rarely goes to bed at eleven o'clock.
Hearing the laughter, they work three or four hours more than other teachers, but the salary is not much at all. Alas, who wants to be a class teacher?
The morning passed quickly, and they became nervous again after school in the afternoon, and they were sent out of the school gate until they were peaceful.
The students left, and several older homeroom teachers grinded the principal for a long time.
The principal also took into account the hard work of the head teachers, and decided to reward the three armies in the Erge Restaurant and invite the head teachers to have a meal.
Wu Youcheng also went. It just so happened that Wen Ren Laughter and Yu Yanmei sat at the same table, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.
"Laugh, let's drink a ......"
"Principal Yu, respect a ......"
They stood up almost at the same time and toasted each other at the same time. smiled slightly.
On that day, they were so drunk that someone counted them to Principal Rong, and he drank more than a pound.