Chapter 275: Please Start Your Performance
|||->-> Qingzhu was unmoved, and said lightly: "Layman, we are talking about the problem of rabbits, why bother with knives?!!"
As he spoke, Qingzhu stomped his foot casually, and a big stone under his feet cracked with a click!!
The range of movements was small, but Chonghu could see it clearly!!
Chonghu took a deep breath and knew that he had met a master in the mountains today???
Therefore, his words softened a lot, and he said politely: "Ahem, Dao Chief, it's okay not to eat this rabbit, but please give me a reason not to eat it???"
"What kind of reason do you want to hear?!" Qingzhu asked rhetorically.
"If you can impress us, you can ......," Takamori said curiously.
Qingzhu said: "This rabbit is not an ordinary rabbit, it is smart, it can do anything, such a divine rabbit, do you say it should be eaten?"
", little Taoist, if you talk like this, then it's not interesting, I'm stewed this rabbit!!" Gao Sen pursed his lips, not believing it at all.
Just let the fire rabbit go, Gao Sen's ten thousand hearts are unwilling!!
Chonghu was also unwilling, and he was also counting on using the fire rabbit to ask for some useful information from Qingzhu's mouth.
Gao Sen gritted his teeth and asked: "Dao Chief, you said that this rabbit is a divine rabbit, and it is very smart, can you prove it?" If you can prove it, then we will release this rabbit, if you can't prove it, you tell us where my uncle is, how about it?"
Gao Sen began to play tricks, in his opinion, this fire rabbit is definitely not smart, if it is really smart, how can it be caught by this stupid man of him???
Therefore, this bet, their side won!!
When Gao Yingying and Chonghu heard this, they immediately rolled their eyes, and scolded Gao Sen in their hearts for being an idiot, this kind of gambling game, a fool would bet with him?
However......
Qingzhu smiled and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it's okay." ”
"What?!!" Gao Yingying and Chonghu were stunned.
I couldn't have imagined that this little Taoist priest really agreed, isn't it stupid?!!
Thinking of the appearance of the Shinto Dao in front of him, the eyes of Qingzhu became even more strange, and he was a little sympathetic.
Gao Yingying said in her heart: "No wonder being a Taoist priest at such a young age turned out to be a bad brain, and he was blind when he was so handsome...... It's a pity ......."
Chonghu pondered in his heart: "Such a fool, eighty percent don't know the whereabouts of Boss Pi, can't ink with him here, leave early, and look for it again, it's really not good, I can only go down the mountain to call the police to find the police......"
"What a fool!" Gao Sen laughed for a long time, and then asked, "Refreshing, I like refreshing people, what kind !!of way?"
Qingzhu smiled: "You let go of the rabbit and put it on the ground, and the rest will be handed over to Poor Dao......"
"Untie the rope, what if the rabbit runs away?!!" Takamori asked worriedly.
"You can tie a rope to his feet......" Qingzhu came up with the idea.
Gao Sen nodded and did so, Chonghu and Gao Yingying looked at it and didn't stop anything.
Boss Pi was thrown to the ground by Gao Sen, and he had just escaped death, but he heard Qingzhu and Gao Sen's words clearly.
He knew very well that if he dropped the chain directly at this time, the little Taoist priest would lose face at most, and he would lose his life!!
So, Boss Pi immediately ran to Qingzhu and knelt down directly, kowtowing like pounding garlic, crying a lot.
He didn't want to die, so he pleaded to Qingzhu, "Dao."
Chief, fairy, I was wrong, I was wrong, please, turn me back into a man???!!!"
Seeing this scene, Gao Sen, Chonghu and Gao Yingying were all dumbfounded, could this rabbit kneel down and kowtow???
Nima, this rabbit can't be a sperm, right?!!
Boss Pi continued to shout: "Dao Chief, I really know that I was wrong, I will never go into the mountains to hunt in the future, please, let me go!"
Qingzhu didn't care about the shocked eyes of those people, but smiled: "You don't have much time, it depends on your performance, what talent you will have, show it quickly!"
"Hmph, little Taoist, it seems that this rabbit can't do anything but cry, you're going to lose!!" At this time, Gao Sen asked with a little mockery.
"Shut up for me!!" Boss Pi snarled back.
As a result, Boss Pi's little eyes provoked Gao Sen's shudder, and only then did he realize that he was no longer the original Boss Pi, how could he be qualified to shout with Gao Sen???
"You rabbit cub still dare to yell at me, dare to stare at me with those little eyes, what do you see, I'll stew you and eat meat in a while!!" Gao Sen also glared at him.
Boss Pi's heart felt a chill, and he looked at Qingzhu again as if asking for help.
Qingzhu smiled and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Bunny, please start your performance!!"
Boss Pi was helpless, gritted his teeth, twisted his buttocks, walked on his short legs, and his fat body swayed and danced a break dance.
Although the movements are not in place, they have a certain sense of rhythm, and they are really like that!!
Groove ?!!
Seeing the fire rabbit writhing his buttocks, opening his short legs and starting to dance, Gao Sen, Gao Yingying and Chonghu were shocked at the same time!
Their eyes widened in disbelief???
It's all weird!!
Rabbits can break dance???
So much so that the three of them looked at Qingzhu's eyes as if they were looking at a monster!!
Qingzhu looked up at Gao Sen and said with a smile: "Layman, it seems that Poor Dao has won." ”
"This ......"
Gao Sen didn't want to give up this fire rabbit, but when he saw such a picture, he felt too weird, and he didn't dare to eat this rabbit.
Chonghu suddenly spoke: "Dao Chang is a good means, this time we lost, we let this rabbit go, but, I implore Dao Chang to tell me, where is Boss Pi?!!"
After speaking, Chonghu bowed and saluted, at this moment, Chonghu was really convinced.
He knew that he had really met a master of the world today.
Gao Sen hurriedly threw away the rope he was holding in his hand, no longer restricting the freedom of the fire rabbit.
However, to Gao Sen's surprise, the fire rabbit did not run, but came to Qingzhu again, continued to kneel and kowtow, and kept screaming.
Others couldn't understand Boss Pi's language, but Qingzhu understood it.
Boss Pi shouted: "Fairy grandpa, please, spare me, just let me become a human being, after I go back, not only will I no longer poach, but I will donate all the ill-gotten gains I earned before, please, spare me this time......
Boss Pi knew very well that with a stupid rabbit like him, even if he left Gao Sen's pot, he would not be able to escape the other tigers, leopards and jackals in the mountains and forests, and if he really escaped into the forest, he would definitely not survive tonight......
Qingzhu didn't look at Boss Pi, but returned the salute to Chonghu: "Layman, the person you are looking for is nearby, whether you can find him, it is not you, not in the poor road, but in the person himself, if he wants to show up, he will naturally show up......"
"Dao Chief, if we can't find anyone, we will call the police, and when the time comes, can you please cooperate with the investigation?" Chonghu could only use the power of the police to threaten Qingzhu.
Qingzhu smiled: "This is natural, but whatever the police ask, Poor Dao will not hide it......"
As soon as these words came out, Chonghu, Gao Yingying and Gao Sen were all shocked.
What does it mean to hide nothing?!!
Won't they also tell about their poaching in the mountains?!!
originally wanted to threaten the other party, but how could he be threatened by this little Taoist priest???!!!
One moment he was going to threaten this other party, and the next moment he was threatened?
Chonghu is a stomach full of bitter water!!
"A few laymen, if it's okay, Poor Dao will leave first. After speaking, Qingzhu turned around and left.
Although Gao Sen, Gao Yingying and Chonghu were a little unwilling, they did not catch up.
However, Boss Pi immediately ran away with Qingzhu, he knew that at the moment, the only person who could save him was the little Taoist priest in front of him, and he couldn't leave Qingzhu's sight no matter what.
Qingzhu walked away, and made sure that Gao Sen and the others couldn't hear him, so he slowly said to Boss Pi: "Layman, don't follow the poor road anymore, you can be free now......"
"Dao Chief, no one in this world can turn me back into a human except you, I don't follow anyone, I don't want to be a rabbit!!" Boss Pi pleaded.
Qingzhu shook his head and said: "You are wrong, the poor road can't help you, people are doing it, the sky is watching, the cycle of cause and effect, and retribution is not happy...... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable......"
Boss Pi asked, "Dao Chief, can you say something that I can understand?"
Qingzhu sighed lightly and said: "Alas, when you were a human being, you were not punished for the evil you did, so you have the punishment of becoming a rabbit today, do you understand???
Boss Pi said: "I can't change it, isn't it enough for me to scatter all my wealth?!!"
Qingzhu looked back at Boss Pi and said: "Poor Dao is just a monk, how can you do to atone for your sins, that's your own business, not Poor Dao's business, okay, layman, it's getting dark, you'd better find a tree hole or something to hide, at night, there will be a lot of terrible beasts coming out to hunt for food, don't say that Poor Dao didn't remind you!!"
When Boss Pi heard this, his heart collapsed, his dignified boss actually wanted to find a tree hole to hide, he really wanted to hit his head to death.
At this moment, the ugly monkey chased after him and shouted, "Boss, there are a lot of wolves in the mountains, tsk, when it comes to night, the two eyes are glowing green......
When Boss Pi heard this, he immediately trembled again, and he didn't dare to leave.
I just feel that the hair on my whole body is standing up, what if there is really a hungry wolf?!!
Fear!
Incomparably frightened!!
Without empathy, hunters never know how much harm and fear their methods of amusement will bring to animals......
How big that fear is, Boss Pi doesn't know, but when he faced Gao Sen's boiling water pot before, he was desperate several times, and that feeling is still vivid when I think about it now?!
He knew that he had really been wrong before!!
Seeing Qingzhu and the ugly monkey disappear into the woods, Boss Pi felt the silence in the woods, as if there was great danger hidden in all the shadows, and fierce animals would rush out to attack him at any time......
Boss Pi, a weak rabbit, was already shrunk into a ball of fright, and at this moment, he didn't know where to go......