Chapter 24: The Three Fools of Internet Celebrities
Helping is definitely not going to help, and if he really has that spare time, he might as well use it to find a customs clearance.
To be honest, Wang Tianan also felt strange, he was smashed in the pit, and he has not seen anyone who smashed him until now.
This made him a little upset, if he saw that person, he could also open his mouth and knock on a stroke to compensate for his young mind, or pretend to be sick and touch porcelain to let that person take him through the customs.
If his idea was known to Tuxingsun, who was talking about business, Tuxingsun would definitely happily take him out of here and let him go to the construction site he had contracted to plow the ground.
Recently, the construction site of several orders received by Tuxing Sun is not small, and it is too tiring for him to do it alone. Besides, he also has the idea of recruiting people recently, if he is really touched by Wang Tianan!
That's interesting!
Losing money is a small matter, and finding a worker who can share the workload for you is a big deal.
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Li Tianwang's mansion, Tuxingsun pestered Li Tianwang to return to the mansion.
Along the way, Tuxingsun tested the reserve price in Li Tianwang's heart.
Li Tianwang was also scheming, and he didn't test out any useful information for him at all.
"Sir, you're back!" Marshal Tianpeng has been waiting for you in the main hall for a long time!" reported the servant at the gate.
Your sister, Zhu Bajie is called Marshal Tianpeng by Zhu Bajie! Besides, that pig has already taken refuge in Lingshan, and he has nothing to do with the excitement in Heavenly Court. I am not afraid of the gluttonous ghost in the heavenly court, who secretly slaughtered him and cooked him to eat. What a wrongful death!
Tuxingsun really hates this damn pig! Every time he has a project, this guy will come out and intervene.
If it weren't for Zhu Bajie's indiscriminate third-party intervention to disrupt the market, the earthwork contracted by Tuxingsun would not be so cheap and unprofitable.
So much so that every time I go home, I will be criticized by my wife.
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"You say, what did you do to him?" Dong Yong, who returned to the dormitory, looked at the screen, and the temper that had accumulated for many years finally exploded!
In the past, he could tolerate any excessive petty temper of the Queen Mother. But now he can't bear it, and Wang Tianan's disappearance has completely broken his desire to step down and live a better life.
The incident that prevented him from leaving office was a red line that he could not touch.
"You're crazy in a meeting!" The Queen Mother was very aggrieved, did she do it herself?
Obviously he didn't do it himself, why did he press the crime on his head for no reason.
It can't be helped, who let her sing Liangliang where she shouldn't be singing.
Dong Yong didn't bother with the Queen Mother, turned around and left, and went to contact the NPC friends in the Tower of Babel and ask them to help find Wang Tianan's whereabouts.
As soon as Dong Yong left, the stuck screen returned to normal.
As soon as the angry Queen Mother saw Wang Tianan's disgusting handsome face, she instantly picked up the fruit plate and threw it towards the screen.
"Click!" The two-millimeter ultra-thin screen collided violently with the plate, the plate shattered to the ground, and the screen was intact.
The queen mother saw that the fire was even bigger, what did she want to do today, and no one could get along with me.
It's not that the screen can't get along with her, it's that the nether black technology is so urine.
"Okay, you guys are going to bully me, boy, you wait for me. The Queen Mother raised her orchid finger and pointed at the screen and said viciously.
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"Ahh
"Who ......!" he could finish, when a shovel fell from the sky and grazed the tip of his nose and plunged straight into the rock in front of him.
Two millimeters is two millimeters, and the shovel has flattened his Heavenly Spirit Cover!
"There will always be tricks and tricks to make the people, and the people will plot to kill me. "He was scared and stammered!
Stuttering is good, but if it's someone else's turn, you can't tell how many times you've been incontinent!
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"Oh! don't?" Dong An'an in the dormitory had just seen the most dangerous scene just now because of the delay problem, and his heart almost jumped out.
Although she is an immortal who has seen the world, she is really worried about Wang Tianan at this moment.
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Your sister always has people who want to murder me, and if you fucking plot to kill me, you will plot to kill me. What kind of excitement is it! Now that I miss it, I have to rearrange the mechanism, and it would be nice to just use a boulder to smash me into a pulp! This will also save me a second trouble!
After Wang Tianan rested and stabilized for a short time, he complained desperately in his heart.
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The intelligent body of the Tower of Babel in the sky looked confused.
No, the shovel that I had calculated to cut my head didn't even shave a single hair.
Nothing, and a shovel was wasted.
No matter how you look at it, it's a loss, and there's no way to lose it!
The murder weapons are all sent to others, and you can't reach out and ask for them! Doesn't that tell people that you are the murderer?
Babel would rather admit defeat than open its mouth to ask for the shovel it used to commit the murder.
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Wang Tianan pulled out the shovel from the stone, and his heart felt MMP.
What do you use to commit murder, but use a shovel. If you use a big sword as a murder weapon, it's better than a shovel! Even if you can't hit someone, the blade of the sword can hurt someone! It's better than not doing any damage at all.
You say, if you send me tools, you won't be able to send them in this frightening way! If something happens to me, you will be legally responsible.
Besides, you can't send tools indiscriminately! Can I still catch some game to fill my stomach if you send a blade? You give me a shovel because I'm afraid that I won't have enough soil to eat? Or have you watched too many science fiction movies, let me dig earthworms to eat!
The more he complains, the more ridiculous he becomes, and he really loses a lot if he doesn't become a variety show host.
Is it a loss? It doesn't seem to be a loss. is the richest man in the world, how can he care about the little money he earns from variety shows.
Anyone who has money or money is in the mortal world, and he is now a passer.
Don't say anything, just pick up a shovel and do it.
Although it was only used symbolically a few times at the groundbreaking ceremony of the company's project, his good memory allowed him to use the shovel quite easily.
After a while of digging, black soil gradually appeared on the ground, and several wriggling black mollusks appeared in the soil.
As soon as Wang Tianan saw the wrinkles on the mollusks, he knew that they were earthworms.
Earthworm is a common name in the mortal world, and to be precise, the heavenly one should be called the earth dragon.
Your sister, you really dug up the earthworms! You did it on purpose!
Let me eat it, whether it is raw, cold, or red stew, or a little more durian.
The heavy taste of sourness is unimaginable.
Originally, eating earthworms was disgusting enough, and the good guys also mixed durian.
What is the difference between this heavy taste and bibimbap.
It's a pity that Babel can't read minds, otherwise there can really be a dark dish of durian mixed with earthworms.
Thinking about it, if this kind of thing happened in the mortal world, it would really be an overnight hit.
Then Babel will match him with the boy Li Tito to make an Internet celebrity and three fools, which will definitely make a lot of money.
The imagination is very beautiful, and the money is full, and if you really want to do it, it is possible to break the bowl and run away.
Don't talk about others, take Wang Tianan as an example, can he obey? What a joke.