There are many things in this world that make people feel particularly hopeless.

For example, when you are running a marathon, you finally catch up with someone, only to find that they are waiting for you, and they are still waiting for you while leisurely smoking a cigarette.

The most disturbing thing for them is that when people see you running over sweating profusely, they ask you with disdain why you climb so slowly!

A group of seeded runners who have traveled thousands of miles from Europe and the United States to participate in the marathon are now extremely desperate.

This Nima ... What's it called!

Speed doesn't say anything, the main thing is the lungs!

Running so far at a 100-meter sprint, and still being able to smoke?

Are lungs made of iron?

It can be seen from the fact that the other party can still smoke leisurely, and they are not using their best at all!

That's what makes them desperate.

They also thought that this guy would be out of breath after passing a few people in the 100-meter sprint, so they naively thought that this was a layman.

But it turned out that he was indeed a layman, just a layman who threw them more than 80 streets in terms of speed and endurance and physical strength.

When I thought that in order to participate in this event, it was a scientific diet and a crying kung fu training, and everyone was full of bitter tears.

Yan Snake originally wanted to smoke another cigarette and wait for the runners to overtake him for a kilometer before running, but then thought that Li Yuwei always asked him to quit smoking, so he gave up and continued to sprint.

When the flame snake was about to run to the finish line, it reacted.

Myself... It seems that you have somehow broken into some kind of ghost event?

Looking at the finish line, the flame snake slowed down.

What event is so far away and so many participants?

The Flame Snake was lost in thought after jogging.

After thinking about it, the flame snake took out his mobile phone and dialed Saito's number.

After inquiring and learning that it was a marathon, the flame snake couldn't stop laughing.

After figuring out what was going on, the flame snake suddenly became very happy again.

This kind of marathon seems to be something that can be participated in by an individual, and even if you don't sign up, you can enter the track after how long it starts.

Thinking that he had ruined such a major event for others, Yan Snake was extremely happy.

The players are desperate again.

Rely on Nima, it's not so insulting, it's okay to smoke, and it's still on the phone!

Running to the side of the track, the flame snake shouted at a group of stunned staff, "Is there a prize for this race?"

The group of people looked at each other, and they couldn't understand what Yan Snake was saying.

Soon, someone seemed to recognize the flame snake, and then, calling out the name that made him extremely depressed.

"Yan She, Yan Shejun, come on!"

"Yan She, Yan Shejun, come on!"

"Yan She, Yan Shejun, come on!"

Yan Snake rolled his eyes, there are dates or no dates to hit three poles, run away, what if there is a bonus!

Running back on the track, the Flame Snake rushed to the finish line, and in the end, won the "championship" he had wished to believe!

。。。

Chu Yu once said that the most unreliable person on his side is Dracula, but if the Yan Snake is unreliable, he can throw off Dracula eight streets.

affair

It has been proved that Chu Yu's words are incomparably accurate.

As the most wanted criminal in the apocalypse, the most "notorious" killer in the Apocalyptic NH company, what Flame Snake pays the most attention to should be low-key.

Unobtrusive, low-key, untraceable, etc.

But the flame snake, but unintentionally, like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, once again caused a sensation in the entire country R, this is no longer a question of exposure or not, but he seems to be afraid that no one will not know him.

The overwhelming news and reports once again presented the flame snake that had not disappeared to everyone.

"The air hero Yan Snake Jun is in the middle of the marathon. ”

"Easily win the 'championship', Xu runner runs half the race first!"

"The extreme of the human body's potential, the magical Flame Snake King. ”

"A living superhero!"

The headlines of major self-media and major newspapers are almost all about the news of the flame snake.

Because many seeded players who were completely stolen the limelight by the flame snake, they expressed dissatisfaction.

They expressed suspicion, suspecting that the flame snake had taken the medicine.

It's a pity that the video released by several major media later slapped them in the face, and their noses were blue and swollen.

The video shows that the snake began to "hide in Tibet" after being accidentally recognized by the masses, and began to run wildly when he saw that he couldn't hide, according to the time and distance calculation, before the snake entered the marathon, it had been running for a full hour and 30 minutes, as for the distance, it was roughly more than 30 kilometers.

After running 30 kilometers, the flame snake ran into the marathon track and finally reached the finish line in 1 hour and 40 minutes.

Not to mention the previous physical exertion, after entering the track, one hour and forty minutes was at least twenty minutes faster than the world record.

What made everyone speechless the most was that during this period, it also included the "leisure" time of the flame snake.

Smoking, tying shoelaces, snatching mineral water from spectators, standing in place and yelling at helicopters in the air, asking spectators at the finish line if they have any bonuses, etc.

Those who had questioned the flame snake before had all shut up.

Because people who take medicine, it is impossible to be in this state.

The flame snake doesn't look like it's taking medicine, it's more like a psychopath who forgets to take medicine when he goes out.

After being slapped in the face, the marathon seeds began to boycott any future sports about running, because... It's not fair!

As for why it's unfair, this group of boycotting players can't say why.

It's all two eyes, one nose and one mouth, and they are both people, why can people run so fast?

After the video was broadcast, all the participants, organizers, and staff of this year's marathon Osaka Station were overshadowed, just because the flame snake participated and took away everyone's light.

Because of the announcement of this video, there are two more halos on the head of the flame snake.

One is the best running man in the world.

The other is the fastest man in the world.

Plus he was previously known as the most capable man in the world, and the man who can give women the most security

, the Flame Snake already has four titles.

Because Yan Snake did not sign up, but he ran the whole process and won the championship, in the end, the organizer had no choice but to temporarily give him a special guest and a special champion.

Yan Snake, his person, and his deeds have once again become the focus of discussion on the streets and alleys of Country R.

And the person concerned took a bath in the hotel arranged for him by Saito Kotori.

After running the full marathon, Yan Snake knew that no matter how fast he ran, he would not be able to outrun the helicopter, so he had no choice but to contact Saito Bird to pick him up at the hotel.

The flame snake with the smoke in his mouth was very depressed.

Myself... Why did Nima get to the point where he is today, and after that, how can he go out and do those things like stealing chickens and dogs.

Chu Yu and the others must know what they did in the country of R, they will definitely laugh crazy.

Originally, it was a matter of investigating the coordinates of time and space, and I was going to knock on a stuffy stick or something, but as a result, now everyone knows themselves, and how will they mix it up in the future.

The extremely depressed flame snake heard the knock on the door and walked to the door wrapped in a bath towel.

When I opened the door, it was Saito Kotori's big face that couldn't laugh or cry.

In addition, in the corridor outside the room, there are endless reporters and media people, and outside the hotel, there are crazy "fans".

Although Flame Snake is not a star, it has its own "agent", that is, Saito Kotori.

Saito Kotori temporarily transferred dozens of people from his company to try to "protect" the flame snake from the public eye.

Of course, this is almost in vain.

His father is the distributor of a small movie unique to country R, and he just called to ask his fat son to ask Yan Snake if he has the idea of entering the "show business".

Saito Bird didn't dare to convey these words, for fear that the flame snake would destroy him!

Before, when Saito Bird learned that the flame snake had entered the marathon, he drove to the scene.

When Flame Snake won the championship and asked the organizer where the prize was, Saito Bird brought a group of staff from his company to the car for Flame Snake.

During this period, Saito Bird was also kicked twice by the flame snake, because the latter was still worried about the prize money and thought that the Saito Bird Gang "pro" did not help "reason".

What's wrong with not signing up, didn't I finish running if I didn't sign up, why don't you give money.

"What can I do about this, I won't even be able to go out of the door in the future?" Yan Snake looked at Saito Bird angrily: "It's all TMD to blame you, why didn't you make it clear to me at that time." ”

He has never been reasonable, obviously he didn't take it seriously, so he has to blame others.

Saito's face was innocent.

I've told you before, but you just told you to be careful.

It's just that Saito Bird can only think about this sentence in his heart, and he doesn't dare to say it because he is afraid of being beaten.

Looking at the flame snake, he sighed in his heart.

No wonder people can quietly infiltrate military bases and solve those overseas soldiers, look at the physical quality of people, sixty or seventy kilometers, their faces are not red and breathless, this is really a shot

"Little movie", who can stand it.

"Mr. Yan, I don't know whether to say something or not. ”

"Put!"

"Yes, yes. Saito Kotori said cautiously, "I don't know what you're going to do in country R, but now you... You.. You. ”

Saito Birdie, you haven't been out of your mind for a long time.

He wanted to say that the flame snake was hot, but he felt that the description was inaccurate.

The other party seemed to be very reluctant to this matter, and as a member of the Secret Society, he could more or less guess that Yan Snake would definitely not do a good thing when he ran into the R country, otherwise it would be impossible for him to prepare so many vehicles to escape.

I want to say that I have nothing to hide, and I am afraid of being beaten, and I am not a thief.

"Alright, okay, I got it. Yan Snake waved his hand impatiently: "None of this is important, the most important thing at the moment is that you ask me what kind of marathon organizer, whether the prize money will be paid or not, if not, I will take the time to kill his whole family at night." ”

Yan Snake continued with a snort: "Those who dare to owe Lao Tzu money have not yet been born in this world!"

Saito's face was confused).

The concern ... There's no one left!

......

In Osaka, there is a group of people who are even more depressed than the flame snake.

That was a few core members of the Qi Island family and a group of high-ranking Yang Masters.

Sun Weiguang had followed the Qidao consortium before, and after going to Nangang in country Z with Qidao Caomalang, a group of dozens of people, the repatriation of those who were repatriated, and the whereabouts of those whose whereabouts were unknown, especially those whose whereabouts were unknown, and their lives and deaths were uncertain.

Whether it is the Qidao consortium or Yangliao, countless people were sent to Nangang to investigate the whereabouts of Sun Weiguang and Qidao Caomalang.

Of course, it was mainly because of the interception of the dragon vein.

Judging from the investigation, a "Hidden Sect" disciple called Yan Snake was related to this incident, and even Qi Dao Caomalang and Sun Weiguang died at the hands of this person.

If you come out to mix, you can't just be beaten casually, so you have to admit it, and the Yang masters think that they are mortal enemies with the hidden gate of country Z, so they have always wanted to kill the flame snake to avenge Sun Weiguang for Qidao Caomalang.

It's just that the whereabouts of the flame snake are erratic, and Nangang is the territory of the Public Affairs and Security Bureau, so this matter has not been taken care of.

Later, when the matter of Wudu came out, the Qidao Consortium and Yangliao began to pay attention to the Yan Snake again.

It's just that the fog is too far away, and there is still no way to send people, besides, the fog is so big, and it is not so easy to find people.

Who knew that after the hijacking incident was exposed, the flame snake was also exposed.

The Qidao consortium and Yangliao were overjoyed, but they didn't expect the Yan Snake to "throw itself into the net".

Country R is not country Z, Osaka is not Nangang, and since the Flame Snake is here, there is no reason to let him go back alive.

Originally, everyone used all their energy to find the traces of the flame snake, but who knew that this guy was on TV again.

Now it's okay, don't bother with them, the location of the flame snake, let alone them, the whole people of Osaka know.

But here's the problem, the "flame snake" who has become a public figure has no way for them to start.

Not to mention sneaking into the hotel to kill the flame snake, it is difficult to enter the hotel.

Because the three floors outside the hotel are full of crazy "fans", and there is no way to do it.

I even heard that many high-ranking officials of the authorities saw the flame snake and wanted to give him something honorary citizen medal.

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