Chapter 090: Internet Celebrity Village
"You have a lot of shit! You can't bear it and don't have the ability to talk to the old lady about your enlightenment? Bah! You'd better give me a little peace! If you dare to fart in front of the old lady again, don't blame the old lady for tearing up your stinky mouth! The child is not sensible, and you are a third-class cripple and not sensible?"
The courtyard door of Zhao Lagen's house was not closed, and there were no dogs in the yard, when Zhao Xiaohe pushed the door in, Li Huahua was scolding vigorously in the house, and he didn't pay attention to the movement outside at all.
"Mom, don't you scold Dad, okay?" Zhao Yongjia's choked voice came from the house, "This is my idea, I asked my dad to find you, I don't think we really should ......"
"Shouldn't it be anything?!" Li Huahua interrupted her daughter fiercely, "Do you think that the sky can drop money for you to study? If you don't want to study, you will go to work for your mother!"
"Our family is a targeted poverty alleviation household, I have never paid money for my studies, I have received subsidies every semester, and the school often ......"
"What about your mouth? Don't eat or drink? Do you want me to sew it up?" Li Huahua obviously became more and more angry the more she spoke, "Don't wear your clothes, go out naked when you turn around!"
"Okay, don't scold Yongjia, I think Yongjia is quite right, we should indeed ......"
"It should be a fart! Have you eaten? Say such a stinky thing! Look at the river fishing ghosts you have taught! Have a virtue with you! If I don't scold you, you all have to fly to the sky!" Before Zhao Lagen could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Li Huahua in a vicious voice, and then scolded Yongjia again, "You ghost girl cub, you don't study well all day long, and you don't care about the affairs of adults! The old lady tells you, if you dare to say half a sentence like this again, see that the old lady doesn't slap you to death! People say that the more you read, the smarter you are, I see that your book is on the cover!" The more you learn, the more ignorant you become! The more you learn, the more stupid you become! Don't read this book, and when you turn around, the old lady will ask the matchmaker to find you a home......"
"Eh, village chief, why are you here?" Zhao Lagen finally heard Zhao Xiaohe's shout, and he hurriedly got up to greet him, who was squatting and smoking.
Li Huahua, who was scolding energetically, suddenly paused, turned her eyes to Zhao Xiaohe, and immediately changed to a flattering smile to greet her: "Ouch, the village chief came to our house in person, did he come to tell us that he had received the task ......of donating radishes again? I don't know how many catties it will cost this time? My family still has hundreds of thousands of catties of high-quality radishes that have not been sold."
"Mom, we're ...... this time"
Knowing what Yongjia wanted to say, Li Huahua's eyes immediately slashed at her daughter like a dagger, hindering Zhao Xiaohe's presence, she didn't scold her, seeing that she closed her mouth, she immediately turned to Zhao Xiaohe with a smile and said: "This time, give priority to our family to sell, our family is a big radish for targeted poverty alleviation." ”
"Yongjia, you go back to the house and do your homework first. The village chief came to talk to us about business. Zhao Lagen knew his wife's temper very well, and was afraid that his daughter would be beaten up, so he hurriedly shoved Yongjia into the room.
"It's not a serious matter, and I haven't been notified to donate radishes yet. Zhao Xiaohe explained with a smile, "I just came back from the old secretary's house, passed by your house, and heard you two arguing, and I didn't know what was going on, so I came in and took a look." I just called you guys at the door, and you probably didn't hear you. ”
Zhao Xiaohe said as he glanced left and right.
I don't know what Zhao Xiaohe heard, Zhao Lagen, who carried Yongjia back to the room, froze at the door of the room, his face was a little unnatural, but he didn't say anything, and he stole a glance at Li Huahua with his neck curled.
Li Huahua smiled and waved her hand without changing her face: "Village Chief, did you hear it wrong? Where are we arguing? We, we are just teaching Yongjia a lesson." This kid doesn't have a good online class at home, and he plays with his mobile phone blindly. Isn't it, Lagan?"
"yes, yes. In Xun Yongjia, this child is disobedient. Disobedient. Zhao Lagen echoed with a dry smile.
"Oh. Child, she is not sensible yet, it would be nice to be older, and talk to her well. ”
Although Zhao Xiaohe didn't understand what they were fighting for, he could obviously hear that it was not because Yongjia was restless in online classes that he was arguing, and seeing that the couple were secretive, he didn't ask more, and after saying a few words, he came out.
After all, he was very stunned and rushed to the sky to splash Li Huahua.
If he hadn't taken the position of village head, he would definitely not have stepped into Zhao Lagen's house half a step today, and he would definitely try to stay away from Li Huahua.
Although the old secretary repeatedly told him to rest at home, and had already arranged for the people who guarded the card and patrolled, he still turned around a few times uneasily.
At this time, the villagers who had been locked up for more than half a month had already understood the seriousness of the pneumonia epidemic, and no one dared to go out immediately.
The next morning, according to the town's arrangement, he accepted the donation of 400 broiler chickens from Zhao Huazi's family (Zhao Huazi originally said that he would donate 200 chickens for free, but after the discussion of Zhao Sanfu and others, he communicated with Zhao Huazi and finally decided to donate 400), so that they could kill the chickens before dark, drain and fill them with water, and the town would send a car to pick them up at that time.
Zhao Xiaohe, Zhao Jiacheng and others immediately took action, found a few volunteers who were responsible for killing chickens, and selected dozens of women with quick hands and feet to help pluck and clean.
At five o'clock in the evening, the competent women washed all the chickens.
Zhao Xiaohe, Zhao Jiacheng and Zhao Huazi found a few bamboo poles to stretch out, and tied the chickens one by one with ropes and hung them on the bamboo poles to dry.
When it was almost dark, Zhao Xiaohe received a call from Liu Zhiping, and half an hour later, the town would send a car to pick up the chickens, and seeing that the chickens were also dry, they put them into the baskets that the town had sent in the morning, and then transported them to the south bridge with a tricycle.
"Zhao Jiazhou people are really meticulous. ”
The people who came to transport the chickens looked at the chickens that were cleanly washed and neatly loaded, and praised them repeatedly, and even the people who kept the cards felt like they had been praised and were very happy.
"I've inquired, those who donate a large number of materials or cash are generally entrepreneurs and celebrities, and there are no small people who are so atmospheric and united as our Zhaojiazhou people. Zhao Youqian gave everyone a thumbs up proudly.
"That's it! Vegetable farmers in other places donate at most 10,000 catties by themselves, and there are also large vegetable bases that donate a lot, but every household like us Zhao Jiazhou works together to donate money and donate so much, but it is unique!" Zhao Yousun was also proud when he echoed this.
"No, I've seen a few places on the Internet that have donated one or two hundred tons. Although Zhao Youli was also proud, he did not have the confidence of their fans.
Zhao Youqian immediately gave him a blank look: "The 150 tons donated by our village last time were just a striker, okay......? Ouch, I really don't understand why reporters write tons of news in this unit, I don't have much culture, I can't even count. One hundred and fifty tons is 300,000 catties, right? We still have at least one million catties, and which of you can calculate how many tons is more than one million catties?"
Zhao Yousun immediately snapped his fingers and calculated: "Two thousand catties is equal to one ton, twenty thousand catties is equal to ten tons, two hundred thousand catties are equal to one hundred tons, and one million catties is equal to ...... Five hundred tons!"
"Yes! Five hundred tons!" Zhao Youqian suddenly became energetic, "Brothers, what is the concept of 500 tons? How many trucks do you have to take to transport it? If it goes out on the same day, how spectacular this convoy will be! It is a dazzling thing to be on the news!"
Zhao Wenming immediately answered excitedly when he heard this: "Before 300,000 catties of radishes, we Zhao Jiazhou became popular in the circle of friends and Douyin, and also showed his face on the hot search on Weibo, if this is more than one million catties, then it must not be hung on the hot search on Weibo for a day?"
Zhao Youqian applauded happily: "Then our Zhao Jiazhou is not only popular all over Qinglan, but also has to become a national Internet celebrity village!"
"Then our Zhaojiazhou's radish is an Internet celebrity radish! There is also Huazi's chicken, which is also an Internet celebrity chicken! We are Zhaojiazhou's Internet celebrity cub!"
Zhao Yousun's words made Zhao Youqian's eyes light up, and he immediately looked at Zhao Xiaohe with a smile and asked: "Village chief, in this way, the people of the whole country can know that our Zhaojiazhou land is beautiful, and the people of Zhaojiazhou are hardworking, kind, united and righteous, and the key is to be rich! Do you think you will bring us Zhao Jiazhou's male cub a few good marriages?"
"Wow!"
"Haha!"
"Of course!"
The crowd immediately burst into laughter and heckling.
Zhao Xiaohe also laughed, while teasing Zhao Youqian: "If so, what kind of daughter-in-law do you want to marry?"
Zhao Yousun immediately shook his head and twisted his tail: "Village chief, he is not picky, as long as the cub is willing to marry him, he will be Amitabha." ”
"Ahh ”
"Cut, I have a girlfriend, okay?" Zhao Yousun jumped away triumphantly.
"Village chief, if the TV station comes to interview again, you have to let these unmarried young people in our village show their faces more!" Zhao Youli was obviously very interested in Zhao Youqian's words, and smiled and suggested to Zhao Xiaohe, "At least let the entire Qinglan people know how good our cubs in Zhaojiazhou are! When the epidemic is over, we will go to work in the city, so we can brag and play tricks to attract the attention of the cubs." When everyone brings a girlfriend back for the Chinese New Year this year to add popularity to Zhao Jiazhou, it will be lively. ”
"Tut-tut, and bragging. Zhao Yousun reminded Zhao Xiaohe with a smile, "Village chief, don't arrange for him to pull radishes when the time comes, just let him keep the card, so that he has no chance to be on camera, and he will die in a hurry." ”
Zhao Youli immediately pouted him with his mouth: "You have a girlfriend anyway, don't go, this card will be guarded by you alone when the time comes." But you can't go out to see your girlfriend for most of the month, will your girlfriend say goodbye to you when the epidemic is over?"
"Crow's mouth!" Zhao Youli pretended to be angry at him, "You are jealous of me at first glance!"
"I'm still jealous of you? Do you think it's good to have a girlfriend? I don't know how annoying it is to have a girlfriend, I have to coax her every day, and I have to report where I go, and I'm not free at all, right?"
"Sour! Obviously, you can't eat grapes, and you say that grapes are sour. ”
"Who's sour? Isn't that the truth?"
Seeing that the young people were playing, and it was already dark, Zhao Xiaohe, Zhao Wenming, and Zhao Jiacheng, who had not yet eaten, laughed at them, and each rode on an electric car, laughing and chatting while driving slowly.
When they were about to reach the intersection of the east side of the village, a tricycle came speeding from Nandi Road, and several people immediately stopped the electric car in alarm.