Chapter 496: Old Monkey
A short and thin old man with a thief's eyebrows suddenly ran in and pointed at Wang Zifeng, with a righteous and awe-inspiring look.
Wang Zifeng glanced at the short and thin old man a little strangely, thinking of the conversation between Ma Li and the waiter before.
It seems that he is the old monkey next door who has been staring at Ma Xiaoli. Wang Zifeng thought about it, looked at him a few more times, and couldn't help but smile, "Sure enough, there is no wrong nickname, this old man takes a closer look, and he really looks like an old monkey." ”
Seeing that Wang Zifeng was indifferent to his words, the old monkey laughed, and suddenly felt that he had been insulted, so he stepped forward angrily, picked up the pipe and was about to do something to Wang Zifeng.
Seeing this, Ma Xiaoli hurriedly stopped the old monkey and said, "This is the doctor my brother invited me, don't mess around." ”
When the old monkey heard this, he glanced at Wang Zifeng a few more times, and snorted coldly: "Doctor, come out to deceive people at such a young age." Xiaoli, your brother is a rough man, even if he is deceived. You can't be fooled by this guy. Don't worry, with your uncle here, I will definitely protect you. ”
As he spoke, the old monkey was about to pull Ma Xiaoli over.
Although the old monkey is old, his movements are not slow at all, Ma Xiaoli has been looking at the old monkey's mouth shape, and she couldn't prevent the old monkey's hand, so she was grabbed by his arm and leaned towards him involuntarily.
Wang Zifeng frowned, stood up, pressed the old monkey's hand, and said, "Uncle, Xiaoli doesn't need your protection, you better go back." ”
The old monkey was furious and said, "Who are you, stinky boy?" Xiaoli is the person of the big pillar of my family, you better get acquainted and leave quickly, otherwise I won't know how to let you die. ”
"Uncle, don't talk nonsense. Your big pillar has nothing to do with me. Ma Xiaoli hurriedly said.
"Xiaoli, you don't have to be embarrassed. You are deaf, the big pillar is also deaf, you are a natural pair. Don't worry, after you get married, I will take good care of you, and I will never let people bully you. The old monkey said with a smile. His face was full of wrinkles, and this smile, the wrinkles were all squeezed together, and it looked very scary.
Wang Zifeng also heard the taste at this time.
It turned out that this old monkey wanted Ma Xiaoli to be his daughter-in-law. Although Ma Xiaoli and Ma Li are unwilling, he himself has regarded Ma Xiaoli as his daughter-in-law and watches it at any time. Presumably he saw Wang Zifeng and Ma Li coming in just now, so there would be such a play.
The old monkey didn't really misunderstand what Wang Zifeng was going to do to Ma Xiaoli, but to drive away the threat of Wang Zifeng.
He is likely to mistake Wang Zifeng for Ma Xiaoli's blind date.
After all, Wang Zifeng's appearance as a handsome guy at the moment is still very compatible with a big beauty like Ma Xiaoli.
As for Ma Xiaoli's doctor or something, the old monkey didn't believe it at all.
Not only because of Wang Zifeng's age, but also because of Ma Xiaoli's condition.
Ma Xiaoli suffers from a congenital ear disease, not an ordinary disease.
If Wang Zifeng can treat congenital ear diseases, the old monkey will never believe it.
Wang Zifeng naturally didn't explain so much, he just put his hand on his hand, pushed the old monkey away, and said, "Everyone is a guest, how can you do something to the host's house." If I hadn't seen you as an old man, I would have thrown you out as a pervert hooligan. ”
The old monkey was furious and scolded, "The little cub doesn't know what to do. I have to show you how powerful it is today. ”
As he spoke, the old monkey sprinkled a handful of white powder on Wang Zifeng.
Wang Zifeng's nose twitched, and he asked about the ingredients of those powders.
Those are some laxatives, which are blended and only need to be on people's skin, not for a while, and it will make people have diarrhea.
Although it is not a terrible poison, it is precisely like this, but it is easy for people to take it lightly and accidentally get hit. Although his life is worry-free, he has lost a lot of face.
"You actually know how to heal?" Wang Zifeng said in a slight surprise, but he didn't dodge, the internal force in his body stirred, forming a circle of isolation outside the body, shaking those powders off one by one.
The old monkey spilled a lot of powder, but he couldn't see clearly which ones fell to the ground, and which ones were on Wang Zifeng's body, seeing that Wang Zifeng did not dodge or dodge, he had already decided that he had been hit by laxatives, and his face was already smiling.
"Your grandfather and I are not only good at healing, but also a hundred times more powerful than you. Even I can't cure Xiaoli's congenital ear disease, and you dare to come here to show off. It is really wishful thinking to deceive my Xiaoli. The old monkey said triumphantly.
"You can't even cure Xiaoli's congenital ear disease, and you dare to say that your medical skills are a hundred times better than mine?" Wang Zifeng smiled and shook his head.
The old monkey was furious, glared at Wang Zifeng, and then sneered and said, "You should be proud." Wait a minute, see if you can still laugh. Even if you beg me, I won't save you. ”
Wang Zifeng frowned.
The old monkey was overjoyed and said with a smile: "How is it? Do you feel that the inside of your stomach is turning over and about to explode at any time?"
Wang Zifeng shook his head and said, "Uncle, you think too much." I'm just wondering, why haven't you felt it yet?"
The old monkey's face suddenly turned pale, he covered his stomach with his hands, arched his waist, pointed at Wang Zifeng, blushed, and wanted to scold, but he was afraid that he would be angry and embarrassed on the spot.
Seeing this, Wang Zifeng laughed and said, "Uncle, are you very uncomfortable? Do you want me to help you? I don't need you to ask." As long as you open your mouth, I will definitely help you. ”
The old monkey glared at Wang Zifeng fiercely, and he didn't care much, so he ran outside.
Although he didn't know when he fell for his own laxative, the laxative was prepared by himself after all, so there was naturally an antidote. Just stayed at home and didn't take it with me.
He was in a hurry to go back and find the antidote.
Wang Zifeng stopped him and said, "Uncle, what are you running?" I don't think you're in a good situation, so don't run around, stay here and rest in peace." ”
Ma Xiaoli also came over worriedly, and said with concern: "Uncle, are you okay? ”
She didn't see the confrontation between the old monkey and Wang Zifeng, although she knew that the old monkey had some means, but she didn't know that the old monkey was being countered by Wang Zifeng, and she thought it was a sudden emergency.
Although the old monkey is annoying, he is not a poor and vicious person after all, and Ma Xiaoli will naturally not die without help.
Hearing Ma Xiaoli's words, the old monkey was greatly moved, and wanted Ma Xiaoli to be his daughter-in-law more and more, but when he saw Wang Zifeng, he was a little depressed.
Not to mention whether Wang Zifeng actually had the ability to cure Ma Xiaoli, at that time, he silently got the old monkey's laxative back to the old monkey, which was enough to make the old monkey like a great enemy.
What a fierce opponent, the old monkey suddenly lost confidence in his big pillar.