Chapter 504: It's Done

The show was filmed on the campus of a high school. When they arrived, they were quickly taken to a lecture hall in the school building.

Today is the weekend, there are no students in the school, and this lecture hall not only has no students, but it has obviously been arranged in advance by the program team.

After the ten people sat down behind their desks in the classroom like students, the on-site director began to announce the first competition project of the day: "Our theme today is the student days. During the student years, students must spend most of their energy in class. Today's first task is to take a quiz. ”

"Wow~"

"Exams?"

As soon as the director of the scene said it, everyone shouted one after another.

"Zhou Yunshan was right just now, we are taking you to reminisce about our middle school days today, and we are now in a middle school," the on-site director ignored everyone's calls and continued to introduce, "So all the questions in our quiz today come from the current junior high school textbooks." ”

"The content of middle school students, then our team should be very stable! Yun Shan of our team is a fresh graduate this year, and she has just finished the college entrance examination not long ago!" Chen Li shouted happily, and then turned his head and asked Zhou Yunshan beside him, "Yun Shan, how many points did you score in the college entrance examination this year?"

"Five hundred and forty-seven points. Zhou Yunshan said.

"Five hundred and forty-seven should have passed the first line, right?"

"Xueba, Xueba!" the others also applauded.

"Don't, don't," Zhou Yunshan waved her hand embarrassedly, and pointed in the direction of Xiao Yao's team, "The real scholar is sitting there! In front of him, I don't dare to call myself a scholar!"

"No," Cao Bin smiled weakly, "I'm a student bully who is said to be playing in the show! I'm a fake student bully, and you're a real scholar!"

"Yo, Brother Bin finally told the truth today!" everyone else clapped their hands and laughed.

"Brother Bin, I didn't say you, I know you're a fake scholar!" Zhou Yunshan said.

"Huh?" Cao Bin was a little dumbfounded.

"Haha!" Zhou Yunshan and several MCs of Gao Bo's team burst into laughter.

"I'm talking about Brother Xiao Yao!" Zhou Yunshan pointed at Xiao Yao and said, "I'm just the first among the Yan Dianyi candidates this year, and I am a real champion in the college entrance examination, the only one in history who has won the college entrance examination and the art examination, that is the real scholar!"

"That's right~" Zhou Yunshan said this, and everyone remembered this stubble, and their smiles froze.

"Oh no~" the men on the blue and yellow teams began to wail

"Haha~ We're stable!" Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang high-fived each other.

"Director, you have such a big student here, how can we play!" Kong Zheng stood up, spread his hands and complained to the director on the spot, "This is too unfair!"

"It's just, it's not fair!" shouted the others.

Besides, I've been graduating for more than two years, and you see you're almost forgetting that I've won the top prize in the college entrance examination. The knowledge of junior high school, I really don't remember more than Yun Shan now. Xiao Yao explained with a smile against his will.

"There's nothing unfair!" said the on-site director, "First, although they are the top students in the college entrance examination, the questions in our exams are all from junior high school textbooks. These questions can be answered by ordinary junior high school students, and they are not only the top students in the college entrance examination! Second, today is a team competition, even if Xiao Yao is very good, it is just one person! Today we are not only in the junior high school knowledge test, but also in other competitions, and it has nothing to do with whether he is the top student in the college entrance examination or not!

"Director, since they admit defeat, then the results of this competition will be counted directly to us, let's start the next one early, so that we can finish work early!" Cao Bin deliberately said to the director on the spot.

"Go! Who admits defeat! I want to give you all the results before I compare?" He Cheng was the first to jump out and object.

"Yes, what's wrong with the top student in the college entrance examination?" Chen Li also said, "Xiao Yao graduated two years early, and he may not be as good as Yun Shan who just entered our freshman year in the junior high school knowledge!"

"Alright," the director waved, "now for the first quiz, and the subject is math." ”

Although it is said to be a quiz, this is a show, and it is definitely not in the form of doing test papers, so it is not easy to show it on TV.

Each of the three staff members walked to the podium in front of the crowd with a whiteboard on the side facing the crowd with numbers 1 to 3.

The on-site director introduced the rules: "We have three junior high school math problems on our side, each team chooses one, and the team that takes the least time to answer the correct answer wins, and will get two points, the team with the second fastest score gets one point, and the last answer has no points." At the same time, the last team member will also be punished by being shot in the head by the first team member. ”

"I'll go, flick the brain!" Several MCs subconsciously touched their foreheads and shouted in surprise.

"Each team should send a representative to choose the topic, just go to the podium and take the whiteboard from the staff. You have a pen on your desk, and answer the questions on that whiteboard at the bottom of the question. After introducing the rules, the on-site director commanded again.

"Xiao Yao, you go!" Cao Bin patted Xiao Yao and said.

"Okay!" Xiao Yao did not refuse, and walked towards the podium.

"Yunshan, up!"

"Gao Bo, you go!"

The other two teams also sent guests to pick out the topic.

"I think the difficulty of the questions should be about the same! You pick first, and the rest is mine!" After stepping onto the podium, Xiao Yao politely made a gesture of invitation to Gao Bo and Zhou Yunshan.

"I think so too!" Zhou Yunshan nodded, took the nearest No. 3 question, and turned over the whiteboard and began to read the question when she walked back.

Gao Bo chose No. 2, Xiao Yao chose No. 1, and they all started to read the questions while walking back.

"The timer begins!" the on-site director announced in a loud voice as he saw all three of them walk back.

"Alright!" After about twenty seconds, Xiao Yao raised his hand and shouted, and showed the whiteboard with the answer in his hand to the director of the scene.

An assistant with the answer next to the on-site director looked at the answer on Xiao Yao's whiteboard and whispered to the on-site director, and the on-site director announced loudly: "The answer is correct!

"What?" the on-site director shouted, and the other two teams were shocked, turned their heads to look at the on-site director, and said, "So fast?"

"As a teammate, I have no idea what's going on!" Cao Bin exaggerated sighed, "I haven't even figured out the question yet, Xiao Yao wrote out the answer, and I don't know how he figured it out!"

"Me too! I don't know what's going on at all!" Wen Zonglang also exclaimed with a confused expression.

"Okay, okay, you cows, don't be shy!" He Cheng waved his hand and said, "Since you have all won the first place, Xiao Yao, you hurry up and come over to help us, Gao Bo has no clue at all." ”

"What to help you," the last one was to be punished, Chen Li also hurriedly said, "If you want to help, you can also help us!" Xiao Yao, you come over and help Yun Shan take a look, we have a clue here, but there is a place stuck. ”

"Can I help?" Xiao Yao asked the scene director.

"Yes!" nodded the director of the scene.

"Then who am I helping?" Xiao Yao turned his head and asked Cao Bin again.

"You can help whoever you want!" It doesn't matter!" Cao Bin smiled, "It's the same for anyone to play for a while!"

"Then let's take a look!" Xiao Yao walked towards the positions of the two teams.

After glancing twice, Xiao Yao found that the three problems, including the one he had just solved, were all application problems that required the use of ternary equations.

Zhou Yunshan, who is solving the problem on the yellow team, should know how to solve the problem, and her thinking is correct, but she doesn't know if it's nervous or what's the reason, so she started to calculate after listing two equations, but the three unknowns can't get the only result, and it's a little stuck.

The blue team is Gao Bo answering, not using equations, but constantly trying to combine numbers on a piece of scratch paper, taking a pen and doing hard calculations.

"Yun Shan, the ternary equation needs three equations to get the only result, you only listed two, and then look at the title, you still have an equation that is not listed. Xiao Yao, who was standing in the middle of the two teams, reminded Zhou Yunshan first.

"Oh~ Yes, yes, yes!" Zhou Yunshan suddenly patted her forehead, erased the lower half of what she had written, picked up a marker and wrote the whiteboard.

"This way, this way!" He Cheng pulled Xiao Yao and said.

"Brother Cheng, your problem is also solved by using a ternary equation!" Xiao Yao said.

"What is a ternary equation?" Gao Bo raised his head and looked at Xiao Yaodao with He Cheng.

"You don't even know the ternary equation?" Xiao Yao glared in surprise.

"We've lost this junior high school textbook for more than ten years!" Gao Bo and He Cheng said in unison with a wry smile.

"Then there is no way," Xiao Yao said, "I can't tell you what an equation is and what an unknown is now!"

"I remember!" Lu Hang clapped his hands, "I know how to solve it!"

"I'll come, I'll come!" Lu Hang said to Gao Bo.

"Okay, hurry up!" Gao Bo quickly got up and gave up his position to Lu Hang.

Lu Hang began to write hard, but just halfway through writing, Zhou Yunshan raised the whiteboard and shouted, "We answered!"

"That's right!" the scene director announced, "Yellow Team Second!"

"Alas~" all four members of the blue team sighed.

"I'd better finish it. Lu Hang said with a marker.

"Well, please finish the BLU answer!" said the on-site director.

After more than a minute, Lu Hang also submitted the answer, which was also correct.

"Alright, the test for the first subject is over, and now the results are announced. The red team is first, the yellow team is second, and the blue team is third!" The on-site director announced the results, and continued, "Now ask the four members of the blue team to come out and accept the punishment!

"Ah~" The four members of the blue team stood up dejectedly.

"Can I choose who on the RED team will play me?" Ren Bing looked at the three members of the RED team, turned his head and asked the scene director.

"No, the choice is in the hands of the red team. The on-site director said, "The red team will discuss who will play whom!"

"Brother Bin, Gao Bo will be handed over to you, you alumni of the same school, it's easier to start!" Looking at Gao Bo, who was the first to stand up, Xiao Yao pulled Cao Bin and said.

"Okay!" Cao Bin stepped forward with a smile, raised his right hand, clasped his middle finger with his thumb, and then flicked it on Gao Bo's head.

"Ah~" Gao Bo screamed, rubbing his head exaggeratedly.

"Brother Lang, Lu Hang is yours!" Xiao Yao said to Wen Zong again.

"Xiao Lu, I'm sorry!" Wen Zonglang didn't object, and also walked up to Lu Hang and flicked Lu Hang's head with his middle finger.

"Brother Lang, you!" Lu Hang also exaggeratedly covered his forehead and shouted.

"Brother Cheng is mine!" Xiao Yao took the initiative to walk in front of He Cheng and raised his right hand.

"Come on, come on!" He Cheng said with a calm smile.

The reason why He Cheng behaved so easily was because he noticed a detail. At this time, Xiao Yao's right thumb was not holding the middle finger, but the index finger. Generally speaking, the middle finger is more powerful than the index finger, and the force that bounces out is greater. Xiao Yao flicked with his index finger, which was intentionally releasing water.

"Smack!" Xiao Yao's right index finger flicked into He Cheng's head.

"Ahh

The people on the red team and the yellow team all laughed, and Chen Li even praised Xiao Yao and said, "Good job!"

Regardless of whether Xiao Yao deliberately released the water or not, and whether He Cheng's performance was deliberately exaggerated, but from the sound of these three flicks of the brain, He Cheng was the loudest. In other words, compared with the other two, He Cheng's attack must be the heaviest among the three.

"We're opponents now!" Xiao Yao shrugged his shoulders and smiled with a smile, "Don't you claim to be a genius?

"Wow~ Makes sense!" both the RED and YELLOW teams applauded.

"Okay, it's my turn!" Ren Bing stood up with a worried face.

"Brother Bin, Brother Lang, let's do it with me!" Xiao Yao took the initiative to ask again.

"No problem, we like to watch the same family kill each other!" Cao Bin said with a smile.

"Xiao Yao~Light~" Ren Bing put his hands in fists on his chest, shrunk his neck, lowered his head, pouted, and glanced up at Xiao Yao in front of him from the bottom up, pitiful.

Xiao Yao smiled, raised his right hand, and clasped one finger with his thumb.

"Xiaoice, you are completely useless selling cute," He Cheng found that Xiao Yao actually buckled his middle finger this time, and said to Ren Bing with a sympathetic face, "Xiao Yao is even more ruthless this time!"

"Ah~" Ren Bing was so frightened by He Cheng's words that he closed his eyes.

"Okay!" Xiao Yao stretched out his fingers, wiped his middle finger on Ren Bing's forehead, and turned around and walked back.

"Whew~" Ren Bing breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is this the end?" the others watching the play were stunned. Then everyone quit and shouted to Xiao Yao, "You haven't even touched it, have you?"

"Of course it hit," Xiao Yao turned around and stretched out his right hand, and pointed to the position of the nail cover of the middle finger of his right hand with his left index finger and five fingers together, "You see, there is a watermark on my fingernail, which is the sweat on Sister Bing's forehead." Her sweat ran all over my nails, how could I not have touched it?"

"Maybe she has sweat on her forehead, so she smacked. Xiao Yao continued helplessly, "But mine did hit it." Do I have to pop a bag out of her forehead to call it a hit?"

"Because of the sweat, Xiao Yao, can you talk a little more?" the group of people rolled their eyes speechlessly.

"They all graduated from Shen Opera, why is this gap so big?" Chen Li deliberately walked to He Cheng's side and stimulated him.

"Xiao Yao, are you really only good to girls?" He Cheng pointed at Xiao Yao angrily, "Let me tell you, you can't take off the hat of a heavy color and light friend for the rest of your life!"

"What kind of heavy color and light friends? People are obviously graceful, okay?" Ren Bing pulled He Cheng dissatisfiedly, "Brother Cheng, I'm on the same team as you! You still have to let Xiao Yao knock me out before you're happy?"

"Yo, the blue team is infighting!" Cao Bin happily pulled Xiao Yao and said, "Xiao Yao, did you do it on purpose?"

"No, I'm really!" Xiao Yao continued to say stiffly.

"Xiao Yao, you look into my eyes and say it again!" Chen Li walked in front of Xiao Yao, pressed his shoulders, and stared at Xiao Yao's eyes.

"I'm really scared!" Xiao Yao stared at Chen Li's eyes, and said extremely seriously, word by word.

"Phew~" There were boos at the scene.

"Let's let the director say it," Xiao Yao turned his head to look at the director on the scene and said, "Director, did you count it just now? If you want to say that it doesn't count, I'll fight again!"

"Huh?" the crowd's eyes widened in surprise.

"Don't!" Ren Bing immediately covered his forehead and screamed.

"Of course!" said the on-site director immediately, "Even if you encounter it, there is no second chance!"

It is a person who can see that Xiao Yao deliberately released the water, but Xiao Yao threw the decision to the director of the show, and the director of the scene was unwilling to say that he would let Xiao Yao fight again. Ren Bing, the popular little flower, has a large number of fans, and his combat effectiveness is also very strong. In case Xiao Yao hits hard for the second time, it is easy to give Ren Bing's fans the impression that "Xiao Yao has obviously released the water, but the program team forced Xiao Yao to be ruthless to Ren Bing". If this news spreads, Xiao Yao estimates that it will not be a big deal, but their program team will be sprayed to death by fans, and the on-site director will not carry this pot!

"You see, the director of the scene said that he also believed that I didn't deliberately release the water, and it was really a hit. Xiao Yao smiled and spread his hands.

"When did I say I believe you didn't deliberately release the water?" said the on-site director in his heart. But he could only complain in his heart, and he couldn't say it.

"Damn, this is dragging the director into the water?" the group was dumbfounded again.