Chapter 1: I got into trouble just after I came back
"Wake up, the teacher is here. ”
A weak voice sounded in Yuan Hua's ears, and in a daze, he felt as if someone was poking him with a finger.
Wang Wenmao was very angry, because seeing that there was only one month left in the college entrance examination, there were actually three or four students sleeping during the mock exam.
"Knock, knock, knock. ”
Yuan Hua's desktop was knocked loudly by Wang Wenmao, which made him finally wake up.
Well?
Yuan Hua's head was heavy, groggy, and his vision was a little foggy.
"Am I dreaming?"
Yuan Hua was a little surprised, because he actually saw the head teacher of high school, and he was actually lying on the desk that had been absent for more than ten years.
"Hmph, if you continue to dream, it will be a dream to continue to do a key university. ”
After saying a word, Wang Wenmao paced away and went to knock on the desks of several other students.
"Huh!"
Yuan Hua suddenly laughed inexplicably, and saw Jiang Qian, who was at the same table, confused.
"It can't be my eighteenth birthday, it seems like I was taking exams that day, and I was indeed sleeping, and I forgot if I was woken up, but then why did I dream of this?"
Yuan Hua rubbed his temples and tried to recall.
Jiang Qian looked at Yuan Hua for a while, not knowing what he was muttering at all, so she could only whisper: "Hurry up and do the questions, it's almost time to finish." ”
Yuan Hua turned his head to look at Jiang Qian, and then looked at it with his hands on his head with interest.
"You said I didn't notice that you were still broad, hey, it's really like that scumbag girl when you get into the water. ”
"Huh?"
Jiang Qian started from her face, red all the way to the root of her ears, and looked at Yuan Hua with wide eyes.
What Jiang Qian didn't expect was that Yuan Hua actually reached out and pinched her chin, then looked left and right, and said, "It's a pity, I missed it like this, why do you say you have so much taste after becoming a mother." ”
Time froze instantly, and the surrounding classmates all looked at Yuan Hua and the two in disbelief. Fortunately, Wang Wenmao walked to the back of the classroom and didn't notice the situation here. But a few seconds later, Jiang Qian screamed and covered her face and rushed out of the classroom, attracting the attention of all her classmates.
Wang Wenmao was startled, turned around and asked, "What are you running, what is she running?"
Yuan Hua didn't care at all, and shook his head and sighed: "It's still the pure girl of our age!"
The boy across the aisle from Yuan Hua pointed at Yuan Hua and shouted to Wang Wenmao: "Teacher Wang, Yuan Hua is molesting female classmates." ”
"Grass!"
Yuan Hua scolded and said to the boy opposite, "You ...... Li Ming, right, in Lao Tzu's dream, you still like to sue the teacher so much. ”
Wang Wenmao walked up to Yuan Hua in a few steps, knocked on Yuan Hua's table and shouted, "What are you doing? ”
Wang Wenmao couldn't help but fan it with his hand, it was indeed too pungent to smell of wine.
"Drinking?"
A bright light suddenly flashed in Yuan Hua's mind, and he remembered that when he was driving, he was flashed by the mongrel opposite with a high beam, and then he rushed off the cliff directly and fell into the river.
"I'm afraid it's not, I'm ...... Back to light?"
Yuan Hua suddenly panicked, he has experienced several setbacks and ups and downs in his life, and has endured countless hardships, seeing that he is almost 33 years old before he finally improves, won't it be over like this!
"Grass! I don't have a baby yet!"
"Smack!"
Wang Wenmao slapped Yuan Hua on the head and said, "yes, your baby has drunk a little too much, and she has started talking nonsense." ”
"Shhh...... Huh!"
Isn't it a dream, why does it still hurt?
Yuan Hua suddenly stood up and startled Wang Wenmao.
"Lao Wang, hit me again!"
"You, you, you're going to grab a child?"
Wang Wenmao took a step back and clenched his fists at Yuan Hua, a little worried that Yuan Hua would go crazy.
Yuan Hua urgently needed to verify the idea in his heart, so he ignored Wang Wenmao and grabbed the gel pen on the table and stabbed it on the back of his hand.
"Your baby is crazy!"
Wang Wenmao was startled, seeing that the back of Yuan Hua's hand was bleeding, and quickly snatched the pen in his hand. However, Yuan Hua didn't feel the pain, and actually laughed loudly, but he didn't laugh twice, but tears flowed from his eyes, and 'tick, tick' dripped on the roll.
Wang Wenmao looked at Yuan Hua in a daze and said, "I'm crazy, I'm crazy to drink." ”
Wang Wenmao was really scared, after all, he was the head teacher, no matter what happened to the students at school, he would have some responsibility, at least don't think about this year's bonus.
After laughing and crying enough, Yuan Hua finally remembered his current situation. After a glance, he found that all his classmates were looking at him like aliens, including the girl he once liked.
Fortunately, Yuan Hua is no longer the thin-skinned teenager he once was, and after stabilizing his mind, he said to Wang Wenmao with a hippie smile: "I'm sorry Mr. Wang, I was born today, and I drank a little too much at noon, and I was a little confused just now." ”
Seeing that Yuan Hua suddenly spoke normally, Wang Wenmao's hanging heart finally let go, and then said sternly: "Passing your life, can you mess around with your life, you see what you have done, and you scared the female classmates away." ”
When Yuan Hua heard this, he said: "I will immediately go and apologize to classmate Jiang Qian and chase her back for the exam." ”
As he spoke, he ran out of the classroom without waiting for Wang Wenmao to agree with Yuan Hua. Although there was an old soul in his thirties under his green face, he felt a little like being stared at by so many classmates, so Yuan Hua took the opportunity to run out.
Walking out of the classroom, Yuan Hua took a deep breath of the fresh air of more than ten years ago, his expression was greedy, his mood was complicated, and Comrade Yuan Hua, who had never believed in God, still sincerely thanked God in his heart, thanking God for giving him a chance to start over, which could allow him to make up for his regrets.
It's great to regret it!
didn't feel much emotion, the top priority was to stabilize Jiang Qian, otherwise this would be a big trouble. I remember that during the freshman winter vacation high school reunion, someone coaxed Jiang Qian to like him, Jiang Qian was present at the time, but he didn't deny it, and secretly looked at Yuan Hua, but unfortunately Yuan Hua was busy licking dogs at that time, and Jiang Qian was already a mother when they met again.
I dreamed of this on the spot before, otherwise he wouldn't have teased Jiang Qian if he was killed. After all, Jiang Qian was once happily married, and he had no reason to destroy other people's happiness.
Seeing Jiang Qian sitting on the stairs, Yuan Hua walked over with a headache.
"That...... I'm sorry, I drank too much just now. ”
Yuan Hua's voice startled Jiang Qian, and when she turned her head, Jiang Qian's face was not angry, but a little shy. But Yuan Hua was afraid of this, looking at Jiang Qian's red face, he really wanted to slap himself.
This really hurts!
I don't know what to say, because Yuan Hua has never been very good at coaxing girls, but Jiang Qian stood up and said after being silent for a long time: "It's okay, it's okay, let's go back to the exam quickly." ”
Watching Jiang Qian walk into the classroom with her head down, Yuan Hua understood that things were in trouble. But for Jiang Qian's good, he had to solve this matter.
Just as Yuan Hua followed Jiang Qian back to the classroom, there was suddenly an extra piece of information in his mind.
"Is your life full of regrets, do you often hope at night that you have a chance to choose again, then now the opportunity has come, the perfect consumption system is at your service, please accept it. ”
Not only was he reborn, but he was also given a golden finger! Yuan Hua almost wondered if he was still dreaming, otherwise how could God be so good to him, this is a son who suddenly became his own son! Thinking about his previous life, he was really unlucky everywhere, and once he did not believe in evil and bought lottery tickets for more than half a year in a row, and won a total of five yuan twice.
After being stunned for 0.1 seconds, Yuan Hua chose to accept, otherwise would he refuse?
"Perfect consumption system
Host: Yuan Hua
Consumption points: 0 (consumption of 10,000 RMB is equal to 1 consumption point)
HEIGHT: 170.3CM+ (1 POINT PURCHASE 0.1)
WEIGHT: 56.7KG
Physical fitness: 7.6+ (1 point to buy 0.1)
Strength: 7.2+ (Buy 0.1 for 1 Spend Point)
Speed: 8.3+ (0.1 for 1 Spend Point)
Energy: 8.6+ (1 point to buy 0.1)
IQ: 139+ (1 point to buy 0.1)
Emotional Intelligence: 87+ (1 point of purchase 0.1)
Appearance: 78+ (1 point of consumption points to buy 0.1)
Consumption level: 0
Specialty: None
Missed Tasks: 1"
As soon as Yuan Hua was thinking about how to take the task, the information of the task appeared in his mind.
"Admitted to the key points: You failed to be admitted to key universities, although your performance does not matter, but this is always a regret hidden in your heart, please make up for this regret and be admitted to key universities. ”
Seeing this task, Yuan Hua wanted to ask the system that classic Internet sentence, 'I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not?'
If it was in the previous life, in the last month, he forgot to sleep and eat and worked hard, and it is estimated that he can still be admitted to the key points, but after being reborn, his memory has not been integrated with the previous life, and he has been throwing away the textbooks for more than ten years, you come to tell me how to take the test? He has even forgotten all the mathematics, physics and chemistry that he used to be best at, not to mention the key points, it would be good to be able to take the 205 exam.
It's simply an impossible task, the system you play me!
Perhaps because he felt Yuan Hua's sky-high resentment, another piece of information appeared in his mind.
"Quest Reward: One wish card (one-time card, only for one person and one thing.) Another reminder: If you say that your wishes come true, don't take it seriously. )”
Looking at this task reward full of teasing, Yuan Hua began to seriously think about whether accepting this system was the right choice.
"Can I regret it?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Didn't you offer a new choice?"
"Rebirth is an opportunity to choose again!"
"In other words, rebirth is bound to the system, so you still ask me if I accept it?"
"This is a process, it seems that the system is more professional, please don't care about these details. ”
"You mean you're not professional, are you?"
“......”
"Of course not, this system is a first-class product from Space Systems. ”
Well, it is indeed a first-class product, but first-class products are only the minimum standard of the factory.
In the process of arguing with the system, Yuan Hua had calmly sat back in his seat, and Wang Wenmao didn't say much, probably because he was afraid that he would not fully wake up from the wine and go crazy later.