Chapter 93: Sand Sculpture Movie (1/2)
People are like this, the more panicked they are, the more bottomless they are, and the more bottomless they are, the easier it is to show them.
Jiangbei caught the unnaturalness on Li Youqing's face, and quietly lowered his voice and said: "Promise me not to enter the entertainment industry in the future, and the agreement will be invalid." ”
Li Youqing replied dissatisfiedly: "Are you stupid for me? What's the difference between the two!"
"It allows you to lose with ease and dignity. ”
Dignity?
If you are destined to lose, what dignity do you need?
"I still believe that the movie won't be too bad, at least not a bad movie. Li Youqing subconsciously touched the white and tender thighs and replied unnaturally.
Today, because of the release of the movie, although there is no premiere ceremony, following some traditions of Azure Star, the main creative team still has to come to watch the first movie, hoping to understand the audience's opinion of the movie for the first time.
Therefore, if you want to attend the event, you must naturally dress appropriately, a black one-piece hip skirt and a pair of low-heeled black high heels, which perfectly reveal the whole person's figure and temperament.
But pretty is beautiful, but after all, today is the beginning of winter, the temperature has dropped to only 15 degrees, and the wind is still blowing outside when I come.
The indoor temperature is not high, the theater has just opened, the air conditioner is not heating, and the cold can still be felt everywhere, in this case, the exposed legs naturally suffer.
Jiangbei took off his coat and put it on Li Youqing's legs, and said casually: "Then let's change it." ”
Li Youqing grabbed the warm coat, looked at the pin on the coat with soft eyes, and replied, "What to change it to?"
The pin was put on by her for Jiangbei.
She also had one on her own clothes.
One arrow, one heart.
Jiang Bei didn't pay attention to this, but continued: "Promise me to get drunk once." ”
Li Youqing raised his head and glared, and said angrily: "Old pervert!"
"What do you think, I just want to win you over with a drink. Jiangbei coughed lightly and replied calmly.
Believe in you to have ghosts.
At this time, as the lights of the theater dimmed, the picture appeared on the big screen, and the Blue Star Theater pursued the principle of no advertising when the movie was played, and the feature film was played directly at the point.
Li Youqing put his legs together, so that his clothes could better wrap the big white legs, his eyes were fixed on the big screen, but his ears captured the surrounding sounds, hoping to hear the audience's feedback in time.
It's just that the movie theater is silent, and the audience is more or less looking forward to the plot of the movie.
Among them, the most anticipated is whether the sister flowers in the movie really have magical prophecy. ’
At least in Lin Xiaozhai's view, this is probably the most eye-catching part of the film.
As a well-known film critic, it is her job to watch a new movie and write an honest review of the film so that more audiences can have an objective understanding of the movie.
Since it is work, she will naturally not miss the two movies today.
Out of his love for the movie "Camera", Lin Xiaozhai first bought the movie "Mood Inn" to watch, because the director and heroine of the two movies are the original cast.
In particular, both of them are burdened with a lot of negative public opinion from the outside world.
For example, Hai Da Fat of the "King of Bad Movies" and Li Youqing of "No Acting Skills".
So Lin Xiaozhai also wants to see if these two directors and heroines who are under pressure from the outside world can use the new movie to prove themselves and slap public opinion on the Internet.
"Hopefully it won't disappoint me. ”
Sweeping away his inner thoughts, Lin Xiaozhai pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and began to watch this movie seriously.
After the film played the radio and television screening license and the LOGO of the producer and the joint party, it went directly into the plot without a title.
An antique inn, full of martial arts style, makes people feel a bit of artistic conception at first glance.
"The inn is nicely furnished. ”
Lin Xiaozhai silently gave an initial impression in his heart - a slight favor.
It's just that the favorability drops instantly, and the camera cuts to the characters in an instant, and the abrupt painting style makes people a little uncomfortable.
"Sure enough, he is a bad movie director, and his guiding ability is still as bad as ever. Lin Xiaozhai remembered the scene when she watched the premiere of "Youji" a few months ago, and suddenly her heart trembled, it was a nightmare that she could never forget.
The plot goes on.
At the long table in the inn sat a more mature girl, and Lin Xiaozhai recognized her at a glance as Li Youqing, a relatively famous star in the entertainment industry in recent months.
According to some movie synopses on the Internet, she plays Tong Xiangyu, the proprietress of this mood inn, who works hard for the inn's business every day. However, the economy of Embroidery Town has not been very good in recent years, few foreign businessmen have entered the town, and the townspeople will not go to the inn to eat every day, so the business of the inn is not very good, so there is this picture in front of you.
Just when Tong Xiangyu lamented that the business was poor and the inn was about to be unable to open, her sister Guo Furong appeared in the camera and began to engage in a wave of daily mutual strife with her sister.
Seeing this, Lin Xiaozhai's eyes lit up.
The daily mutual confrontation between the sisters and sisters is very natural, and the actor who has never seen it is also very good, and he can't see that he is a newcomer at all.
"The actor's acting skills are online, and it seems that the young child has grown up in the past six months. ”
Lin Xiaozhai silently noted down this highlight and continued to look down.
If the sisters' daily mutual affection makes her feel that her acting skills are online, then the plot of this movie makes her a little confused.
After the sisters exchanged ideas every day, the younger sister began to make a wish, hoping that there would be a noble man in Embroidery Town to save the town's depressed economy.
Just like the video exposed on the Internet some time ago, it really relies on metaphysics to promote the plot!
Mythological films?
Fantasy films?
What about a good martial arts movie?
In an instant, the score of the film plummeted in Lin Xiaozhai's heart.
A film and television drama, no matter how wonderful your content is, but you must not sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, otherwise what is the need for film and television dramas to subdivide so many themes?
This is a respect for fans, and it is also a respect for the theme of film and television dramas.
"Perhaps, this is the reason why the introduction of the film is marked with magic?" Lin Xiaozhai thought silently as he thought of some brief comments on this movie written by Baihua Rating Network.
But even if this is the case, I'm afraid there is no way to achieve a boutique score of more than 7.0.
The film is still going on, after my sister made a wish, my sister followed up with a wave of poisonous snakes, sarcastically mocking my sister for dreaming, and if there was really a nobleman who came to Embroidery Town, he would also be a bloodsucking nobleman.
After reading this plot, Lin Xiaozhai can basically determine that this plot should be a main line that runs through the whole text, and the next plot will inevitably develop around this plot of the sisters.
Sure enough, the next day in the film.
Pei Zhicheng, a wealthy businessman from the capital, approached the mayor of the town, saying that the comprehensive development of the town would increase the financial revenue and benefit the residents of the town.
After getting the help of the mayor, Pei Zhicheng began to buy real estate in Hexi, Embroidery Town.
During this period, some of the townspeople in Hexi were reluctant to sell their ancestral houses to Pei Zhicheng, and the acquisition was hindered to a certain extent, so Pei Zhicheng found the killer Ji Wuli to secretly kill these stubborn townspeople and forcibly seize their real estate, which caused some Hexi townspeople to complain.
Under Pei Zhicheng's deliberate propaganda that he would take the lead in developing and building Hexi, Hedong residents picked up their savings that had been stored for many years in an attempt to buy a set of real estate in Hexi in advance.
Guo Furong of the Mood Inn was also very moved when she learned the news, and wanted to go to Hexi to buy a property, but her savings were not enough, so she found her sister to borrow money.
After getting the money, my sister wanted to go to Hexi to buy a house, but the good house had been sold, and finally the salesman Xiaoli bought a set of sea-view cowshed houses in the suburbs, and now she will give a big cow when she buys it.
Lin Xiaozhai also watched this plot on the Internet, but he didn't expect the movie to change at all after the plot was exposed in advance.
But a third of the film's plot has passed.
In addition to writing about some daily interactions between sisters, the whole film is a story about buying and selling houses, although there are some interesting stalks in it, but the main plot is a bit of a headache.
A martial arts-themed movie, it's just a magical vest, why do you still play real estate?
Is this a modern film?
Not in the background.
It can only be said that the screenwriter of the movie is really a little incomprehensible.
Shaking his head, Lin Xiaozhai once again lowered the rating of this movie to the inferior film category of 5.0, and continued to watch it patiently.
The next plot begins to focus on the word 'magic'.
The younger sister was ridiculed by her sister for buying back the cowshed with a sea view, one of the sisters thought that the house price would rise, the price of the cow would rise, and the other thought that the profiteer who sucked blood should die, and the cow should also die.
As a result, the room really went up.
The blood-sucking profiteer also hanged himself.
**The price has indeed gone up.
Most of the cows in Embroidery Town also died of rinderpest.
The speculations of netizens on the Internet have been verified one by one, and the plot in the movie is exactly what they thought, the younger sister was crowned with the title of prophet, and the elder sister was crowned with the title of witch.
Neither of the two sisters could tell the difference between winning and losing.
Every mutual confrontation will inexplicably reflect a realistic thing, and of course, there will also be a little accident.
The plot process is more sandy, and in addition to the daily mutual strife, the actors' other performances are also exaggerated.
But the smoothness of the plot before and after the film is still worth affirming, if it is defined as a modern film, although it does not reach the level of high-quality products, it can still have 6.0 or more.
Until Lin Xiaozhai saw the end.
The killer Ji is unable to become the real estate developer behind it, trying to develop Hedong and set up a money village to support the people to take out loans, which has reached the point of making money with money.
However, when acquiring Hedong Real Estate, he accidentally discovered the old enemy Guo Furong.
Ji was powerless, Guo Furong and Tong Xiangyu had a final showdown at the Mood Inn.
On a longboard table, there is a deck of pai gow.
It's actually a gamble to win or lose!
This Nima is too blind.
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