Chapter 942: There Must Be a Matchmaker

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Chen Baicao also thought it was very funny, but she adhered to her principles and would not laugh at it just because it was funny.

And her self-control ability is obviously much higher than that of smelling people's strange fragrances, she feels funny in her heart, but she remains indifferent on her face.

Not only that, but he also widened his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and asked in a cold voice with a smile: "Do you know what are the conditions before eating?"

The rectum of the crowd was stunned: "Eat and eat, there are still conditions?"

The mind was more flexible, and he immediately recalled it, and then woke up: "Obedient?"

But there were only three or five people, and the voices were not very certain, and even less loud.

Of course, Chen Baicao wanted to guide the correct trend of thought, and immediately followed: "Some people say that they are obedient, but the voice is too quiet, didn't you eat yesterday? Say it loudly, let everyone hear it!"

Those people were encouraged, and they burst their throats and shouted, "Obedient!"

"The voice is too quiet! What about the others, are you all dumb? Otherwise, you don't want to be obedient, that is, you don't plan to eat? Or do you still want to eat your kind of raw meat? Tell you, it's not called rice, it's not something that people eat! If you want to eat obediently, let me out loud!"

Chen Baicao said this, but it is not trivial!

Not only can't you eat, but you can't eat anymore?

If you weren't human, you wouldn't think about those pretty girls anymore!

It turns out that although everyone has rebelled against the Creator and is committed to sin, they still have not forgotten some of the most basic things of their ancestors.

For example, even though there are many opportunities for that Yadan, he resolutely disagrees with the choice of an animal as a mate, and this matter, as a principle, is passed on to the next generation.

That is, Cain taught Lamech, and Lamech taught his sons, and then his sons taught their sons, and the generations passed it on.

If you don't eat, you're not human, and you can't stand this!

So, everyone shouted in unison: "Eat obediently!"

Chen Baicao smiled and said, "It's pretty much the same!"

glanced at Baili Liangliu, which means that you kid learns a little.

Baili Liangliu is really admired in his heart, and the wisdom of the ancients is really not covered.

This aunt usually doesn't take care of things, but her shot is so perfect and powerful!

When the next thumbs up.

Chen Baicao has only mastered this kind of sign language recently, and he understands the meaning of Baili Lianglu, and he is not without pride in his heart.

Look at the smell of people again, the girl has not completely recovered from the laughter in the past, although she turned around, her shoulders are still shaking, and she ignores her.

Let her dive headlong into the food, it's too complicated, she better not mess with it.

Look at Chen Fengshan's own nephew, he is still so calm, like a big mountain.

No matter whether the smell of the fragrance of the flowers and branches trembles, or the breeze blows the willows, he is unmoved.

However, she has long been confident about this matter, and she can push it forward without the help of others.

"Well! Since you have all chosen to eat obediently, I will take care of your meals in the future! I have to say that you are very clever and have made a very good choice! After eating, you will definitely be full of energy and work harder on the labor of creating human beings, which you attach the most importance to, so I will take a special measure of control in this regard!

"This measure is that any of you who get married and become husband and wife must go through a matchmaker!

"Do you hear that?" Do you want to eat?"

"I heard it, your old man is the chief matchmaker......"

If you want to say that those are slow to respond, you have parroted them all before you realize that this matchmaker cares something.

"Ah......h

The audience was amazed.

A rough voice said, "We can't get married without passing through you?"

Chen Baicao said solemnly: "Yes! There is no food yet!"

Two louder voices shouted, "We can't have children without you?"

Chen Baicao was also a little carried away, and said majestically: "Yes......"

Immediately, I felt that it was inappropriate: "...... No, this is that stinky boy, taking the old lady into the ditch?"

The smell of people over there could no longer be controlled, not only laughed uncontrollably, but also could not stand, a violent tremble, and fell.

Fortunately, Chen Fengshan, who was not moving in the eight winds, saw it clearly, and his hand was sick, so he copied her up.

Chen Baicao is still there and unrelenting, looking for the root cause of the trouble: "Who said it just now? Dare not admit it? Let me catch you and see how my chief matchmaker rectifies you!"

Originally, the two stunned boys still dared to act boldly, but when they heard this, their heads just stretched out halfway, and they retracted.

The heart said, being a turtle with a shrunken head is better than not being a daughter-in-law!

Otherwise, the matchmaker who looked very powerful was angry, not only did she not give me my son, but she didn't even have a daughter-in-law, and I would be miserable.

Isn't it often said that if you don't worry about eating or drinking, you won't have a nest?

If we have enough to eat and drink, but we don't have a nest to tell us what to do, it will be miserable.

Not to mention that the two boys made up their minds and didn't come out, just that Chen Baicao's intention was to scare them and prevent them from making a noise, and at this time, seeing that the thorn did not show his head, he continued to go down.

"Although the old man has a lot of experience and powers, he knows that you wild boys need to get married too strong and urgent, and I can't be busy alone, so I need three deputies, and I will soon be the deputy chief matchmaker......

"I want to be the vice president!"

Wen Yanxiang, who had been laughing all along, suddenly screamed, interrupting Chen Baicao's words.

Just you?

Chen Baicao thought disdainfully, a person who is engaged in food, knows what men love women?

Who knows, the next sentence of smelling people's fragrance made her have nothing to say.

"You don't know, my master is the chief matchmaker, and her specialty is the top gourmet chef! I have the same model as my master, and I am also a top gourmet chef! She is now the chief matchmaker, and I want to be the deputy chief matchmaker, isn't it natural, logical, a match made in heaven, a good match, and seamless, yes!"

Baili Liangliu was also stunned in his heart, there were so many coincidences!

Everyone was stirred up by her like this, and their emotions were also high, especially when they saw the smell of people, this superb beauty, being their matchmaker, is also a thing that adds luster to it, right?

What's more, there is also food there!

Everyone thought it was perfect.

"Yay! Beauty, vice president, matchmaker! Great! I'll come first!"

Chen Baicao is a little delicious, why is it more popular than me?

At this point, the position of the deputy chief matchmaker has been decided.

She then suggested that two more men be needed to serve as deputy matchmakers in order to maintain a balance between men and women, especially those who dealt with the male.

She didn't wait for someone to recommend herself, but directly named her.

One is Baili Liangliu.

The other is the old lord of the city, Lamech!

Old Lamech was losing there, and felt very unhappy that he had been excluded from such an extremely important event of human production.

But when I thought of Bazhen fried rice, I couldn't bear it.

It's all about the big picture.

Suddenly, the high position of a deputy chief matchmaker fell from the sky, and he was really overjoyed.

Another heel hit out, lay on the ground and said, "Little Lao'er must do a good job!"

Only Baili Lianglu was depressed.

Chen Baicao whispered and soothed: "You don't have to worry about those miscellaneous things, you just take care of those thorns, and just come to kill chickens and monkeys from time to time or something." ”

Baili Liangliu turned from worry to joy, that's pretty much the same!

Anyway, maintaining the necessary order is one of his main tasks, and it is not a problem to clean up those naughty guys.

By the way, there is a beautiful lively and you can also take a look by the way.

At this point, this new beginning of the Ancient World Death Matchmaker has officially been born.

The chief matchmaker is Chen Baicao, who is also a top gourmet chef.

The vice president of the matchmaker is a strange smell, and she is also a top gourmet chef, newly promoted.

Judging from the fact that these matchmakers and the professions they are engaged in, they fully reflect the dominant ideas of these people.

This leading idea is what Confucius said about "chromophobia".

Not only do they consider and arrange food and marriage together, but they also tie them together.

The two in the back, one is the old city lord Lamai, and the other is Baili Liangliu, and the two of them are making soy sauce.

These two people will not roll up their sleeves and watch this kind of work, but when they are in trouble, they will push these two out.

The general trouble, the old city lord Ramech roared twice, and it was basically solved, after all, these people were his descendants.

Baili Liangliu is a special firefighter, and once it happens, he will be the first to go out to carry the matter.

It can be seen from this that although the two of them are responsible for playing soy sauce, they are also indispensable and important people.

These people worked very efficiently, and after the establishment of the four chief matchmakers, they did not delay for a minute and immediately started working.

After all, four hundred people were waiting there to go through their procedures.

According to Baili Liangliu's request, those children who committed crimes should be kept in lockdown for at least ten days and half a month, so that they could firmly teach a long lesson.

The result was vetoed by Chen Baicao on the spot.

"Stay for ten days and half a month, and within three days, they dare not be anxious with you! As soon as I saw that your kid did not enter the cave room, I don't know that it is the most important thing in the world that cannot be delayed! I will formulate a plan as soon as I come out, and strive to start going through the procedures in the afternoon, and all those who should enter the cave room at night will be given to them!"

There is no one else who is motivated.

Baili Liangliu was envious in his heart, with this speed, Auntie, you are doing well, do you want to put me and Pear Blossom into the cave room?

I'm more anxious about this!

It's a pity that he was a little timid and didn't dare to bare his teeth.

Chen Baicao asked Baili Liangliu to do what she should do, and she was up to her.

Today is also a critical day for cooking, because today not only will the food building in the central supermarket mall go all out, planning to make 20 pots of rice, that is, to meet the needs of 200,000 people per person, but also to build a food building in each of the four cities and open on the same day.

With the first central super mall, the shopping malls in the other four cities can just paint the scoop according to the gourd, anyway, Mai Ke is in charge, and Lingxi does it, which is not too difficult to do.

Still, it's not okay if no one is watching.

Master did those major problems of contributing to the reproduction of human members, and he had to stare at it himself.

To say that Chen Baicao, doing such a professional job as a matchmaker is not only familiar, but also she is the only one, because when she was in Gunongwu, she was specifically responsible for the marriage of this man and woman.

In fact, the marriage rules of Gu Nongwu completely maintain the ancient style.

In other words, the rules are well-behaved and very formal.

Because marriage is a very important thing, it is a match made in heaven by the Creator.

Whether it was passed down from the distant past, or the set of rules created by Chen Baicao herself, it is unknown, anyway, only she is most familiar with it.

She volunteered to be the chief matchmaker, and she had already made up her mind, basically copying her set.

Just make some corresponding adjustments according to different situations.

According to her own words, the reason why the villagers of Gunongwu were able to follow the ancient rites, never sin, and never die was because their marriage system was very good.

However, she thought about it and said that because the villagers were immortal, they could promote her marriage system.

However, what gave Chen Baicao a headache was that the customs of this large city of Lamai were completely different from those of the ancient farmer.

Just as they saw and heard with their own eyes and ears today, Chen Baicao's own investigation also showed the same result.

Chen Baicao is a caring person, after participating in the expedition, there is no specific task assigned to her, originally she came over, according to Baili Liangliu's wishful thinking, to serve as a chef for the expedition team.

However, this intention did not work.

Because after they entered the little plain, they carried the initial ingredients there onto their locomotive.

Those things don't need to be cooked at all, just eat them.

So she did some research on herself, especially on things like diet and marriage.

It turns out that whether it is the Near East or the Far East, there is no such thing as a male and female defense.

In other words, the atmosphere at that time was still open when it was most open by later generations.

Why is that?

Because at that time, if it was not according to the later generations, at least if it was not intentional, people were wearing clothes, and even had to wear several layers, which was a very powerful protection.

But in ancient times, very few clothes were worn, and even a little, they were not covered.

Also, none of them have any sense of protection, and both men and women are the same.

Of course, the communication between men and women is open and casual, as long as they look at each other's eyes, they can hit it off, fall in love freely, match at will, and use the house as a bed anytime and anywhere, and enter the cave house all over the mountains.

When a woman meets any man, she can pull him over to be her husband.

When a man meets any woman, he can snatch it up and be his wife.

Sometimes, when he got a child later, he was asked who gave birth to him and who his father was, and even his mother herself was inexplicable.

This shameless, disorderly, and chaotic situation, Chen Baicao has long been unbearable.

This time coincided with Baili Liangliu's thoughts, so she took the opportunity to promote her marriage system and establish rules.

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