Chapter 102 K.O Jiang Ziya

No matter who Wang Tianan and the lamp god Jia Fang do, the matter must come to an end.

"Do you make a wish, don't make a wish, I'll go!" Wang Tianan looked at Jia Fang, who was still not confused, urged.

"Okay! I'll make a wish right away. "Now Jia Fang is already a frightened bird, and when he hears that he is going to leave, he will deal with it first. He scolded in his heart: "Urging your uncle! What are you anxious about! Your mother is dead and waiting to go home for the funeral." ”

In fact, even if he asked Wang Tianan to go, Wang Tianan would not leave, because Wang Tianan still wanted to get something useful out of his mouth.

Jia Fang, who was forced by him, raised his eyebrows and showed a smirk against his will. "Since you are in such a hurry, my third wish is to be the most powerful person on earth. The fourth wish is to make you my slave, and always follow me to fulfill my wish for me. As for the fifth wish, there is none!"

"I'll fuck your uncle's dog, you're so fucking greedy! Let me follow you forever, why don't you shit it? Fulfill your wish, then who will fulfill my wish!" Wang Tianxin passed by for a while, but his face was full of kindness: "The wish is invalid if it does not meet the regulations." ”

"I'll go, your uncle's play with me. When Jia Fang heard that the wish was invalid, the anger of the people was inflated several times.

"Playing with you? Wang Tianan deliberately amused Jia Fang with a serious face.

"You're too a chicken, aren't you? You don't let go of such a poor and weak animal. Jia Fang saw that Wang Tianan deliberately misinterpreted his meaning, so he also gave Wang Tianan a way to govern others in his own way.

Wang Tianan didn't expect him to come to this trick, and he was caught off guard, so that he was taken advantage of.

Wang Tianan didn't want to let him go, but he couldn't find a good excuse and had to give up.

Although I was taken advantage of by this guy in my mouth, the matter of wishes was finally solved!

Jia Fang, who didn't take advantage of the substance, also felt bored and turned into a puff of green smoke and went to rest in the magic lamp!

Jia Fang left, and this scene happened to be seen clearly by Wang Tianan.

"Let you take advantage of me, I'll make you cool this time. Wang Tianan picked up the magic lamp on the ground and performed a standard game action of throwing discus, "3!2!1!"

After counting the three numbers, I saw Wang Tianan wave his arm, and the magic lamp in his hand flew out in the direction of the sun.

It seems that this time the magic lamp will be shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

The magic lamp flew, and the yellow sand around Wang Tianan lost its cohesion with the magic lamp and gradually dispersed.

Wang Tianan, who had just come out of the desert illusion, looked sleepy and was just about to rub his eyes with his hands, when he felt that something was falling in his hand, so heavy.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a watermelon-sized mine in the palm of his hand.

Seeing that the mine is still covered in wet soil, you don't have to guess that it has just been unearthed and is still very fresh.

"Huh...... ......!"

With a pungent gunpowder white smoke rising from the mines, Wang Tianan realized that something was wrong.

"What should I do!" the first thought in his head was to throw it away.

It's okay to lose it, but where to lose it.

You can't throw yourself on the ground and be blown up alive!

If that's the case, what's the difference between losing and not losing.

It must be lost, but it is difficult to decide where to throw it away.

"I'm going, it's interesting!"

"What is that stupid boy doing, waiting for the mine in his hand to explode?"

"Kid, it's not like this to exercise courage, hurry up and lose it!"

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For a while, the audience who was abusive in the venue was once again attracted by Wang Tianan's dangerous performance of holding thunder.

"Okay!" At this time, the host, who was going to finish this scene and quit it, saw the dawn of his hosting career again. So he decisively picked up the microphone in his hand and started a new commentary journey.

"Oh my God! It's player No. 44998! It's not courage that is commendable, but courage that is cultivated. Only such courage can be worthy of such an excellent number. ”

After the host's imposing commentary, the adult friends who watched the live broadcast in front of the TV almost died of laughter!

"This Nima host, what a big force! Holding thunder in his hand, holding thunder in his hand, where is the courage commendable, and No. 44998! This Nima's excellent number plate, in the encounter with such an excellent operation, is simply an infinite loop of 2.2222 decimal ....... ”

"I don't even bother to say that as long as I am given so much money, I can also go up and host and the effect is 10,000 times better than that of his host. ”

"Fuck this host is so good at bragging, he's not afraid to blow the cow to death!"

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The audience in front of the TV expressed their opinions on the host's bragging.

At this time, the mine in Wang Tianan's hand couldn't wait, and it entered the standby mode, which could explode at any time.

"Huh...... ......!"

The sound of gunpowder burning stimulated every nerve in Wang Tianan.

"There's no time! Just him!" Wang Tianan used all his power to throw out the mine in his hand that was waiting to explode, hoping that he would be far away from him when he exploded.

The thrown mine did not meet expectations, and did not explode until it disappeared into the naked eye.

"Hah...... Ha ......!" Jiang Ziya started laughing, and was about to say, "Boy, you're done", and directly a round ball the size of a black watermelon flew towards him.

"Ahh

Then the mine that lost its forward momentum also fell with Jiang Ziya, who fell from a high altitude.

"Oops!" The moment Jiang Ziya landed, the mine also landed on the ground and smashed on his head again.

"I'll go, what the hell. Jiang Ziya just picked up the mine that smashed himself twice in a row with his hand, ready to take a closer look, what kind of monster this thing is.

I saw the mine split in half from the middle, and the shell peeled off to reveal a red thing the size of an egg inside.

"Besides, who is so boring, playing with an egg and dying it red, why is the aunt here!If you are green, do you dye the egg green!" Jiang Ziya complained, his thumb and forefinger gently picking up the red egg.

Jiang Ziya doesn't use his fingers to pick up this egg, and it's really a calf with a clip.

I don't know which black-hearted boy actually took a soft egg and played like this.

"Hey, the elasticity is not bad," Jiang Ziya became happier the more he pinched his hand, and suddenly a soft egg exploded from the inside, spraying Jiang Ziya with red paint.

The most infuriating thing is that the spray is not all sprayed, leaving two symbols, what does it mean?

Laugh at him, Jiang Ziya doesn't know English, it's so annoying!