Chapter 049: Bear Child
As soon as she heard her baby son howl loudly, the middle-aged woman's face changed instantly, and she said to Qingzhu in a vicious voice: "Hey, little Taoist, what do you want, do you still want to be rough with my son? I want to call the police to arrest you!!"
Qingzhu only made a move, but did not put it into action.
Unexpectedly, the middle-aged woman suddenly came up to protect the calf, with a fierce face and did not give up.
Qingzhu is face is loveless, and his heart said: No quality, and so unreasonable, no wonder he would raise such a bear child......
"I'm going to call the police, I'm going to complain to you, why can you climb this whole mountain, but you can't climb here?" the middle-aged woman also began to shout.
made such a fuss that the two pilgrims who wanted to make incense next to them had to shake their heads and leave.
Finally, someone wanted to donate incense money, but was disturbed by this bear child, can Qingzhu not be angry?
"Hahaha...... You are all big fools......" Little Fat Dun stood on the offering table, like a little bully.
Seeing that the half-hour time limit was about to expire, Qingzhu put on the most kind smile, and then said: "Good female layman, in fact, the poor way is to look at your son's bones Qingqi, and you want to give him a free calculation, can you?"
"You...... Do you want to tell my son's fortune? and ?!! it for free" The middle-aged woman looked at Qingzhu suspiciously.
"Yes. Qingzhu smiled indifferently and nodded.
"Free?" The middle-aged woman's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and sure enough, when she heard that it was free, it was like she had caught a big bargain, whether it was good or bad.
"Then forget it, right?" The middle-aged woman no longer messed around, but looked at Qingzhu's side.
"Poor Dao needs to touch the bones and look at palmistry, female layman, can you let your son come down first?" Qingzhu smiled slightly.
"Dabao, come down, come down!! the middle-aged woman commanded sharply.
The little chubby dun could only jump off the offering table with an annoyed face, he could not listen to other people's words, but his mother's words could not be disobeyed, after all, he did not want to be beaten.
"Please stretch out your hand,......" Qingzhu looked at the bear child with a gentle face.
"No!" Chubby pouted with an unconvinced expression.
"Reach out!" the middle-aged woman commanded with a glare.
Xiao Chubby Dun could only stretch out his hand reluctantly, Qingzhu squatted down, and looked at the palm of Xiao Chubby Dun's hand in a fake manner, and at the same time, he also opened the Yin Yang Eye Skill.
Sweeping the face of this little chubby dun, sure enough, there was a cloud of gray luck floating on the forehead of this bear child, which was not very serious, and he probably had to be punished or something.
Qingzhu was still looking at Little Fat Dun's face quietly, and his fingers were pinching Little Fat Dun's mouth from time to time.
"It hurts, did you pinch me on purpose!! "The little fat man cried out in pain.
"In addition to palmistry, it is necessary to touch the bones. Qingzhu said righteously.
"You don't need to touch the bones so hard?!! "The middle-aged woman frowned.
"Female layman, who told your son to grow so much flesh, if you don't use a little force, how can you touch the bones of Poor Dao?" Qingzhu replied expressionlessly.
"Ah, what you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless......" The middle-aged woman could only smile awkwardly.
Next, the middle-aged woman stopped talking, and could only let Qingzhu touch the bones of the little fat dun in various postures, and from time to time, from the main hall, there came out a cry like killing a pig.
Ahh......h
Qingzhu worked hard in his hands, but he was very happy in his heart, and said in his heart: Bear child, I let you make trouble, let you mess up my business, I have to pinch you into a pig's head today......
"Ahem, don't pinch it, don't pinch it, what's going on with my son???!!!" The middle-aged woman couldn't bear to watch it, so she asked.
Qingzhu stopped his deliberate ravage, his brows furrowed appropriately, and he made a contemplative appearance.
After a while, he slowly spoke: "Female layman, I'm afraid your son's fate is a little bumpy......"
Unexpectedly, after hearing Qingzhu's conclusion, the middle-aged woman sneered and said: "Hehe, wait a minute, do you want to say that you will eliminate disasters for my son or something, you charlatans are this kind of routine, do you think you can deceive the old lady?!"
"Is your son's grades very bad?" Qingzhu did not play according to the routine, but asked a different topic.
"You...... How do you know ???!!!," exclaimed the middle-aged woman.
Qingzhu smiled bitterly in his heart: "Playful and doting, plus parents have no quality, how good can their academic performance be?
"Your son is very lively and intelligent, why can't he study well? Haven't you parents considered this problem?" Qingzhu continued to ask in an unfathomable way.
"The teacher said that he was very smart, but he was naughty and refused to learn. The middle-aged woman said with some pride.
"For such a smart child, this achievement is a pity for his intelligence......" Qingzhu continued to flicker.
"Yes, yes, yes, I don't know what to do???" The middle-aged woman agreed.
"So, female layman, it's right for you to come to Qingsong Temple today, there is a way to ...... poor road."
"Really?!" the middle-aged woman's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Immeasurable Tianzun, since Poor Dao said that it is free to tell fortunes for your son, it means that he will do what he says, fortune telling and puzzle solving, all in it......" Qingzhu looked at the little fat dun very gently.
"Then what am I going to do?!" asked the middle-aged woman, puzzled.
"After thinking about it, Poor Dao came up with a way to solve it......" Qingzhu looked at Little Chubby Dun with a smile on his face.
Little Fat Dun stared at Qingzhu's extremely gentle gaze, I don't know why, the chrysanthemum tightened suddenly, and an ominous premonition arose, and he subconsciously wanted to slip away, but was grabbed by a middle-aged woman, and this time he couldn't run away.
"Kid, don't run, it's good for you!" Qingzhu smiled and put a hand on the shoulder of Little Fat Dun.
"Dao Chief, what do you think I should do?!" the middle-aged woman asked anxiously.
"What Poor Dao wants to say is that the reason why this little boy of your family is so smart but still has bad grades is that he lacks some important things and has not learned, and the general direction of education is wrong.
"Mom, don't listen to this man's nonsense, don't listen to him!!"
The bear child's sixth sense is frantically reminding the little chubby dun, if he continues to stay in the Taoist temple, I am afraid that he will be miserable in the future!!
"Dabao, you shut up for me! The Taoist chief is willing to teach you for free, you know?!" The middle-aged woman also bit the word "free" very hard, for fear that Qingzhu would have to charge for a while.
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't want to leave, I don't want to stay here......"
Little Fat Dun resisted fiercely, unconvinced, and was still dying, the middle-aged woman had no choice, so she simply rode on Little Fat Dun's body, and then subdued the bear child.
"Dao Chief, say it quickly!" the middle-aged woman urged, panting.
"What Poor Dao wants to say is that for your children, ordinary education methods are not enough, and a little more Chinese culture education should be added to it......"
"What is Chinese culture education?!" The middle-aged woman looked confused, not knowing what Chinese culture education meant.
"Your son, he's too impetuous," Qingzhu sighed earnestly, "What he lacks is not knowledge to learn, but things other than knowledge, for example, I have a book here......"
As he spoke, Qingzhu put his hand into his arms and took out a book from it, with the three big characters of "Tao Te Ching" written on the blue cover.
"Female layman, the poor road is surprised to see your family's big treasure bones, purple micro stars, it is really a Wenqu star descending to earth, but the mortal dust is ignorant, and some small guidance is needed to light the heart lamp," Qingzhu smiled and handed the book to the middle-aged woman, "Take this book back, let him memorize it well, as long as your family treasure memorizes this "Tao Te Ching" thoroughly, he will become a great ......tool one day."
Seeing the middle-aged woman take the book, Qingzhu looked at the middle-aged woman with a bright smile on her face, and added: "Only the cost is charged, 50 yuan." ”
The expression on the middle-aged woman's face suddenly became vigilant, and she stared at Qingzhu suspiciously and asked, "Dao Chief, don't you want money?!"
"Poor fortune tellers naturally don't need money, but this book has a cost, and naturally it needs to be paid. Qingzhu said lightly.
At this time, the middle-aged woman thought for a while, and finally gritted her teeth for the sake of the child: "Dao Chief, you said that buying this book really helps my family's big treasure?!"
"Of course, but it must be memorized in full, and Poor Dao guarantees that if the little layman can really recite the full text, it will definitely change......" Qingzhu squinted and smiled.
After a minute of fierce struggle, the middle-aged woman chose to pay for books in order for her child to be rich and wealthy in the future.
After paying Qingzhu 50 yuan very unhappily, the middle-aged woman did not forget to say to her son: "Why don't you hurry up and thank Brother Daochang?"
"Thank you...... Thank you brother ......"
Chubby's face had become ugly, but he obviously didn't know what he was going to face next.
There are a total of 5,162 words in the Tao Te Ching, and the full text is recited, even if you let Qingzhu memorize it, I'm afraid you have to lose a layer of skin!!
It turned out that the gray halo on the face of the little chubby dun that Qingzhu saw was that he was unlucky to meet Qingzhu today, and he had to go back to endorse it.
Soon, the middle-aged woman left Qingsongguan with her son, probably taking her son home to endorse the book.
Parents know that learning is the most important thing, and you can't lose at the starting line?!
Looking at the backs of the two of them going down the mountain, Qingzhu took out 50 yuan from selling books, and after throwing away the cost, he made an extra 30 yuan, and his heart was full of joy.
“…… Ding! The wicked have their own wicked grinding, the host, do a good job, complete the task 100%, and get a chance to win a lottery!" the system praised loudly.
"System, your way of complimenting is a little chic?!" Qingzhu said happily.
"Host, is it a lottery now?" the system asked.
"Pump, pump, pump......" Qingzhu rubbed his hands and urged.
“…… Congratulations to the host, get the prize, and exchange the soul with a red rope!" the system said aloud.
"What, soul swap red rope, what the hell is this?!" Qingzhu asked puzzled.