Chapter 69: Pass the Three Levels
Ye Jiaying's parents' house is an old house, and the people living next to it are all old neighbors who have been neighbors with the old Ye family for more than ten years. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info knows that the daughter of the old Ye family is a big star, and she has long been used to seeing stars. But there are so many celebrities here today, and I know that it is the old Ye family who is marrying their daughter, so there are a lot of onlookers.
Some of the "brothers" who have already made a clear division of labor surround the groom and come forward to slap the iron door to call the door, and some of the others who look like and have a particularly sweet mouth spread out to the onlookers to send candy to the onlookers, and call the uncles and aunts sweetly, without the slightest star shelf, coaxing the old neighbors on the side to smile, and unconsciously began to help these young men help call the door.
Hearing the movement, more than twenty people rushed to the door from the courtyard, apparently prepared. I didn't say it, the first step is, of course, to open the way with red envelopes. More than 30 red envelopes were handed in back and forth, and there were more than one of them, but the iron door showed no sign of opening.
The first door is so difficult to open, and the one in the back is still there? The people of the "brotherhood" were suddenly anxious. shouted one after another: "The red envelopes are enough, why don't you open the door yet, we will start to tear down the door if we are in a hurry." ”
"Yo, it's still exciting, this is an iron gate, can you take a look at it?" The people inside were basically girls, and a group of girls laughed and laughed, not stunned at all.
Zhou Lixing stepped forward and said: "Sisters, let's open the door, although this big iron gate is not easy to tear down, but the courtyard wall is only two meters high, we are all big men, and it will be a matter of minutes to turn over." ”
"It's just that you have to give the face of an Olympic champion. ”
"Open the door, or we'll follow the boxer." ”
A group of people followed behind Zhou Lixing, shouting in a mixed manner.
"Alright, alright, finally fulfill one of our requests, we promise to open the door. The girls inside looked at the crowd outside, and they no longer insisted, and threw out the last question left.
"The bridegroom sings three courtship songs, and they must be loud enough for the bride in the house to hear. However, considering that the groom will have to attend the ceremony in a while, for the sake of his voice, you are allowed to help sing for him, but the groom must sing at least one song. ”
"Hey, that's it, I'll say it earlier. A group of brothers shouted, "Don't look at what our buddies do." If you want to rap, don't say three, ten is not a problem. Let's put the band out for you on the spot. Brothers, bright guys!"
This group of them, just the first-line big-name singers, not counting Xiao Siqi, has three, and the others are even producers, musicians, etc., they can sing without a problem, ten songs, each of them has a surplus. As for the limitation of courtship songs, it is also useless for them, they all play music, and all kinds of songs are grasped in their heads.
Immediately, a few people rushed back to the parking place to open the trunk of the vehicle, and at once they brought out three guitars, two basses, and an electronic keyboard, in addition, pickups, power supplies, speakers, microphones, and other things. Xiao Siqi is engaged in music, and singing is almost certainly a must-have topic, and everyone is obviously prepared, and the trunk of one of the ten cars is empty.
Seeing that the man really formed the band on the spot, the girls were very satisfied with the man's sincerity, so as soon as the three songs passed, the first door was simply opened.
The second door is the door to the house outside the living room. Long before the first gate was opened, the girls of the "sisterhood" had already retreated in an orderly manner and organized a "position" in front of the second gate.
What I didn't say was another round of red envelope bombardment, and after ensuring that everyone received at least one red envelope, the already experienced "brothers" didn't mention tearing down the door and going over the wall, and of course, there was no wall for you to turn over the door of the house.
"What is the topic this time, you can just say it. Xiao Siqi asked directly.
"Yo, the groom is very confident. The leader of the "Sister Group" is a short-haired woman named Zhang Xin, who is also a veteran actor who has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and is known for playing roles such as spicy and bold strong women, and she is also a strong woman type with strong leadership. Zhang Xin smiled: "I asked you to sing outside the yard just now, that is your profession, giving you the opportunity to perform in front of outsiders and neighbors, and show your face." Now, of course, we have to play our bride's profession. Acting, we stipulate three courtship scenes for film and television dramas, and you will perform them live. If you perform well and we are satisfied, this door can be opened for you. The rules are the same, you can get someone to help, but you have to play at least one of your own. ”
"No problem. Before Xiao Siqi could answer, someone from the "brother group" around him had already preemptively answered: "Although the groom is a singer, his father is Mr. Xiao Chengru Xiao, and he doesn't know anything about acting. As he spoke, he pushed Zhao Tao, Sun Zhihao, and Lin Shaohua to the front.
"Teacher Sun, Brother Zhao, Shaohua, we are all acting, why did you go over there for singing? Zhang Xin saw the three of them and pointed at Sun Zhihao in surprise.
"You can't talk nonsense. Sun Zhihao smiled and said, "The three of us are all men, of course on the man's side." Besides, when I was younger, I was also a singer who released albums. ”
"I sang the theme song of the TV series, and of course, I starred in the TV series. Zhao Tao also smiled and raised his hand.
"I didn't sing anything, but I went with the two big brothers, and I was where they were. "Only Lin Shaohua is weak.
Seeing such a ruffian three, Zhang Xin had no choice.
Xiao Siqi can't act, but Sun Zhihao himself is a teacher who teaches acting at the film academy. Xiao Siqi was trained and guided by Sun Zhihao on the spot, and his performance was barely passable. In the other two, Lin Shaohua and Zhao Tao came out, and they easily completed the girls' requirements. With the help of three acting masters, this door was also opened smoothly.
Smoothly pouring into the living room, the groom led everyone directly to the door of the bride's boudoir, which was the third and final door.
After sending out a circle of red envelopes again, the "brothers" couldn't wait to start shouting, "What is the topic this time?"
The depression on Zhang Xin's face just now had long since dissipated, and a strange smile appeared on his face at this time. She opened a paper tube standing next to the door, pulled out a rolled white piece of paper from it, slowly unfolded it, and held it up. "After taking the singing and acting exams, this time I took the IQ test. This time it's a math problem, three math questions, give the answer, and immediately open the door. ”
"Nani?" The group was stunned for a moment, and even took the math test. When everyone took a closer look at the topic, they were suddenly blindsided. "What kind of math problem is this?" a few loud voices suddenly shouted.
When Xiao Siqi heard this, he hurriedly went up, only to see three math problems written on the blank paper:
1. There are 2 empty kettles with a volume of 5 liters and 6 liters respectively. Q: How can I accurately measure 3 liters of water with only these 2 kettles?
2. There are two hemp ropes, the thickness of the hemp rope itself is inconsistent, and the burning time of a single rope is one hour, so how to accurately measure the duration of 15 minutes when there is only one lighter and the rope is not cut?
3. Fill in the nine numbers from 1 to 9 in the following nine-square grid, so that the sum of every three numbers is equal.
"I'm going, what's this? I feel like I've lost my math. Xiao Siqi was speechless.
Zhang Xin smiled proudly and said loudly: "The person who wrote the question said that these questions are also elementary school level questions, there are so many of you, you won't even be inferior to a primary school student, right?"
"Elementary school grade, is this burying our college students here?" a group of people wailed. Of course, there are no college students in their group, Sun Zhihao is still a master's graduate, but a large number of them are basically graduates of art colleges, and this kind of university doesn't study mathematics at all. Occasionally, a few wild people mixed up, and they didn't even go to college at all, but whether they were college students or not, they were helpless in the face of these so-called primary school student questions.
Xiao Yao, who had followed him as a bystander all the way in front, looked at the three math problems and nodded slightly. In his previous life, as an engineering man who graduated from a science and engineering university, mathematics was his interest. These questions mainly test thinking ability, more like testing IQ, but it is reasonable to say that it is a math problem, and the knowledge used is really at the level of elementary school students.
For Xiao Yao, who has seen a lot of such interesting math problems in his previous life, it is not difficult to solve them. It's just that he's more strange is that the first two questions can't turn a corner for a while, and the third question is the number of nine palaces that has existed since ancient times, which appeared in the winter and summer vacation homework of elementary schools in the previous life, which is very common, is it not that the winter and summer vacation homework of primary school students in this life is not interested in playing this? Oh, now I am a primary school student, and I really haven't seen this kind of question.
Quietly pulled Xu Ting, Xiao Yao asked Xu Ting in a low voice: "Sister Xu, do you have a pen and paper?" Because he participated in the TV show two years ago, Xiao Yao's appearance fee was discussed by Xu Ting and Xiao Siqi, although he did not sign a contract, but nominally he was half of Xiao Yao's agent, so Xiao Yao called Xu Ting and Sister Xu like Xiao Siqi, instead of calling Auntie. Xu Ting is quite satisfied with this title.
"Yes," Xu Ting said as she took out a pen and paper from her bag. She is the role of a housekeeper today, with a bag full of a lot of red envelopes and some miscellaneous things that may be used, and she is a purely logistical role in the greeting team. glanced at Xiao Yao, then turned his head to look at Zhang Xin, and said in surprise: "Could it be that you?"
"Hmm. The person who wrote the question said that it was a math problem at the elementary school level, am I not just a primary school student?" Xiao Yao nodded, took the pen and paper from Xu Ting's hand, and immediately began to write and scratch on it.
"God operator, will you?
Sun Zhihao was called a god operator in a reality show, which made the program director ********, because he was subtle, quick to react, and quick to think. He has never seen this kind of question, and in the face of these three questions, even if he can calculate it, he can't count it for a while.
But in the end, he was a quick-thinking person, Sun Zhihao quickly came up with a way and announced loudly: "We can't do this problem, we can only rely on finding foreign help." If you know a math teacher in a school or something, or feel that your friends are particularly good at math and have experience in this kind of weird questions, please call and ask. ”
Xiao Yao took about ten minutes to answer the three questions, and then quickly folded the paper on which the answers were written and handed it to Xu Ting, asking her to send it to her father quickly.
Xu Ting didn't delay, took the answer, squeezed hard to Xiao Siqi's side, whispered a few words in his ear, and then stuffed the answer into his hand.
Xiao Siqi's face immediately turned happy, unfolded the white paper in his hand, and read the answer on the paper.
At this moment, in the bride's boudoir, the bride's son Ye Jiaying was complaining to her cousin with a worried face: "Sister, the question you came up with is too difficult." Both of us are in the entertainment industry and the singer circle, and there is no one in the whole room who is good at that kind of strange and strange math problems except you, the teacher of the mathematics department of Yan University. ”
"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you haven't studied, won't you still call someone to ask? There are so many of them, it is impossible not to even know a math teacher, right? Even if you don't know each other, immediately arrange someone to go to the school to find one, and the on-site phone connection will do, with their network resources, it will not be impossible, at most it is just to spend more time. Cousin Ye Jiaying said with a smile.
"I'm afraid that the people they are looking for won't be able to solve your strange questions for a while," Ye Jiaying said, "I think you should give them the answers directly." ”
"Don't worry, don't worry," the cousin patted Ye Jiaying and comforted: "It's only been ten minutes, it's still early." Well, I promise you, if they can't answer in an hour, I'll hand over the answer and promise not to delay your auspicious time, okay?"
Ye Jiaying was about to agree, when she suddenly heard a shout outside the door: "Answer, answer, open the door, open the door!"