Mi Qi had already pointed the camera at her early, looking at the posture, it was time to catch the ducks on the shelf.

Hey, wait, if Mi Qi is the one who catches the ducks, then isn't she the weak, pitiful and helpless, but edible fat duck?

Oh, my God.

Midou secretly complained in her heart, she shouldn't have made that bad idea at that time, isn't it good to stay at home to eat, drink, and play, and have fun, so she has to learn from others to start a live broadcast?

But just look at people who seem to be standing there and sighing, such an easy and fast life, but much more comfortable than reading.

Midou instantly felt that he was also competent, such a simple thing, you can make a lot of money by selling Meng a little, and you don't have to go to school, why not?

But when it was really time to show up, Mi Dou was a little timid, she remembered the Internet celebrity black material she usually brushed, that group ridicule, very ruthless.

And now the people generally think that the little Internet celebrities who are writhing around on the Internet are all demons and monsters, and they are not ashamed to wear small vests every day.

……

But regret is regret, since the live broadcast has started now, then Midou will simply try it, anyway, she is "wide in heart and fat", and has no worries.

Midou is very self-aware, and his little round face will definitely be liked by many people. Because she is fat, female compatriots always can't hate it when they see women who are fatter than themselves.

Midou secretly decided that if she was lucky this time, then she would simply not go to school.

It's not as easy as being an Internet celebrity to go to school and take exams so tiredly, anyway, isn't the ultimate goal of reading to make money.

Look at a lot of child models who have started to make money since they were young, and they are still a round man.

Last time, Midou saw a report that a child star earned nearly 100,000 yuan a month, Midou pinched his fingers and counted, how many books to read and how much hardship to make so much money.

When I was a child, Midou was fed up with the feeling of being poor, and when I had no money, no one really treated you as a human being. No wonder they all say that poor ghosts are poor ghosts, and poor ghosts are ghosts.

If it weren't for the fact that my brother lived a careful life, and he would have taken Midou to work to earn money to subsidize it, I am afraid that both of them would have to drop out of school.

Midou also hated Lin Chongshan, hated him for being irresponsible, hated him for leaving their family to be a slave for money, and hated that he would be sold to a rich woman.

When she was a child, Midou saw that adults exchanged money for bread and milk, and she felt that money was really a good thing, and with it she could buy whatever she wanted.

But then I gradually saw the news that there were people who were driven by money to constantly do things that violated the bottom line, and they became unrecognizable, but they also lived a decent material life before they were caught.

Getting older, Midou found more and more that rich people use wealth as a tool to show off, think they are superior, and look down on this and that.

Midou didn't know if he would become like those people when he became rich, but Midou still admired the first person to make coins.

That person has used only a few equivalents to put the whole country and society in order, and that person must have gained insight into the laws of the market and the nature of human beings to accumulate money.

It's far away again, back to the topic, back to the topic.

……

Midou took a deep breath, smiled at the camera and greeted him like a little Internet celebrity, "Hello everyone, good evening, I'm modemo, I'm very happy to meet you in the live broadcast room." ”

Although Mi Dou was still a little nervous at the beginning, Mi Dou was only facing Mi Qi alone, and after saying the beginning of the omnipotence, she was not so scared.

Midou naturally pursed his lips and continued, "Ahem, first of all, I want to explain that I am doing a live broadcast for the first time today, and everyone has a lot of forbearance." ”

"In the past, I also did eating and broadcasting for a while, but it was the kind that only showed my mouth in front of the camera. So it's the first time to officially expose your fat face. ”

Midou naturally brushed his hair, "Oh yes, I have to explain first, I will never sell cute pouts to the camera, haha, it's not because I'm embarrassed, you don't know me anyway, you say yes." ”

"But if I really pouted like this, it is estimated that the people in the live broadcast room will run away all of a sudden. As she spoke, she pinched her mouth with her hand and made the pouting movements that female Internet celebrities often do.

Hearing her say this, Mi Qi raised his eyebrows with interest, it looked pretty good, the atmosphere was lively, he looked at the "number of people online", there were already dozens of people in the live broadcast room.

"I'm sure everyone watching is also a person with a story, but let's listen to my story today. So get your little wine ready and listen to my story. ”

Midou Mian picked up a funny enamel water cup without changing color and took a sip of water slowly.

The height of the water cup is only about five centimeters, and the pictures printed on it are in the painting style of the fifties and sixties of the last century.

"Dry this cup of cold white boil!" she picked up the water cup to the camera, and then drank the boiled water in the cup, this domineering side leakage action she tried to do as heroic as possible.

After doing this, Midou smiled almost inaudibly, coldly, coldly.

Mi Dou knew that this pretending water cup would definitely detonate the audience's laughter, and this cup was given to her when he was in love with Su Chen at that time, and he said that as soon as he saw this stinky fart cup, he knew that it must be in love with her.

Now that I think about it, this obscene little cup is really one of the important pieces of evidence that Su Chen's big pig's trotters teased him.

……

The live stream continues.

"I don't know if you're good at studying, but I'm pretty good anyway. Midou brought out the topic that came to mind at the moment.

"It's when I was in elementary school, and everyone thought that if they had a red scarf, they would be excellent Young Pioneers, and they would feel that they were awesome, with gold on their faces, and they were good students. Hey, but I thought it was pretty good at the time. ”

"I remember that there were batches of red scarves, hey, I thought that I would be the first to get red scarves. ”

"So when the teacher sent me, I confidently held my head high and waited for my name to be called, and as soon as I thought about it, as soon as the teacher called my name, I immediately stood up and accepted the worship and envy of the whole class. ”

"Hey, it's like the kid in the advertisement for Wangzi Milk. Wang Xiaoming, your mother brought you your favorite Wangzi milk. Then the classmates were envious. It's, it's just that good feeling. ”

"As a result, I was so angry, I didn't have five or six reports, hey, I had a sense of sadness that no one appreciated. ”

Midou paused and continued, "But then I thought about it, the first batch won't be my turn, then the second batch should be my turn, I didn't expect that the first batch of land didn't have me, oh my God, I was so angry, I was so jealous when I saw them wearing red scarves, hey......"

"But one of my classmates told me that everyone should have a red scarf, because the fifth and sixth graders all wear red scarves, and I think so, so let's wait. ”

"Later, I was the only one in the class and four or five other students who didn't get the red scarf, and one day the teacher said that the last batch would be distributed, and I was very happy to hear it, and I was finally able to wear the red scarf. ”

Midou paused, and then changed to an angry expression, "I didn't expect that teacher to take out a few green scarves from his pocket, wow, I was angry at the time, and it didn't matter if I didn't give the red scarf, I actually gave the green one." ”

Midou said with a sad face, "Oh, it's true, I still remember that teacher, always smiling and grinning, and then looking at people through the terrifying eyes of presbyopia." ”

Midou put on a sad expression again, and began to reminisce about the huge elementary school days, "The teacher said that there is no red scarf, so make do with the green one first, and then send it to us when there is a red scarf." ”

"When I went out in a green scarf that day, I felt like a lot of people were staring at me, oh my God, it was so embarrassing. The teacher may think that we are too young to understand anything, so it's fine, but even though I have poor grades, I also feel embarrassed to wear a green scarf. ”

"As soon as I left school that day, I threw away the green scarf and took a steel hammer to the stationery store to buy a red scarf. ”

"And ah......" Midou put on a smug expression, smiled cheaply, and two cute little dimples jumped out.

"The next day I deliberately wore a red scarf to school, and the teacher saw it, and she stared at me for a while, and I told her that the green scarf you gave me was so angry that she turned red. ”

"I still remember the look in that teacher's eyes, and that's it...... Haha" Mi Dou imitated the teacher's distorted expression at that time, and smiled proudly.

Mi Qi, who was holding the camera, looked at her smiling face with a complicated expression, it turned out that she still had such a story, she had never heard her talk about it before, and she knew that her grades were not good when she was a child, and she couldn't teach it.

When she thought of Midou Elementary School, Mi Qi was even speechless for a while, and even taught her a clock to read it for a long time. At that time, the math teacher always called him to complain, saying that she couldn't do the problems and ate in class......

However, at that time, the teacher did like to have more children with good grades. Mi Qi has always been top-notch, and he is also treated as a treasure by the teacher, but this sister, no matter how she teaches, her grades are mediocre.

But it's such an experience, and she can still talk about it with a smile like telling other people's stories, which can be regarded as a kind of growth.

When she was studying, Mi Qi was always the "first batch" in her mouth, always high-spirited, always climbing to the top of the report card, and always liked by the teacher.

So he willfully only chooses the profession he likes and only does what he likes, but he never thought that she would be so persistent in a red scarf......

After the live broadcast, Mi Qi happily said to her, "Today is good, there are actually two hundred and fifty people who have paid attention to you." ”

"Two hundred and fifty ......" Mi Dou twitched the corner of his eyes, can this number be more polite?