158 Exam Wonders

It's really the so-called "you sing and I'll appear".

Hao Qian teases her throat in the speaker, and Xiao Jiang, Zheng Jie, and Shan Baichuan also ask their "children".

They all hope that their children will live up to their expectations and achieve good results, so that each other's New Year can be safe.

"Pity the world's loving teachers", teachers expect them to rise step by step, and parents hope that they will grow up safely, which can be described as "a little bit of understanding".

Most parents understand and support teachers, but there are also some prickly parents, who belong to the kind of "heart has ** a little bit", and you have to be careful when you encounter it.

If exams are compared to winter, students are "animals" of seven or eight categories, trying in every possible way to "overwinter".

Wen Tianhao, Ming Yuchan, Leng Bingmeng, and Hong Xiaoxu are happy little swallows.

When they were "blue clouds and yellow leaves", they spread their wings and flew south, not afraid of storms and rains, not afraid of ups and downs and ruggedness, and went through thousands of hardships and difficulties, leaping over thousands of mountains and rivers, and finally ushered in the warm wind of the south.

Guo Yuxia and Mei Jie are hard-working little ants.

When he "gradually felt a cool autumn", he began to repair his nest and forage for food when he got up early and returned late.

No matter where it was, no matter how far away, as long as it was a delicious delicacy, they gritted their teeth and dragged it back.

When the winter wind rises, they close the door against the cold wind, and they have a world of their own.

Nana, Pei Ruonan, and Chang Liushun are lively and cheerful little sparrows.

They are used to flying with the winter wind, used to watching Biyu drifting snow, they don't pay much attention to the exquisiteness of the nest, as long as they keep out the cold.

They don't pay much attention to other people's comments, and have a habit of doing their own thing, they are content with the status quo, and at the same time yearn for the blue sky.

Chi Cheng, Mu Zhong, and Qiao Liang belong to the "cold bird".

When the "residual frost wind was tight", they had a premonition of the fierceness of the winter wind, and sang the sad song of "shivering, shivering, the cold wind freezes me to death, and I will build a nest tomorrow".

The next day autumn was crisp, and they were too lazy to think, so they could only wait for the cold winter to invade their souls.

Yang Yuelong and Jia Chongwen belong to all kinds of insects.

When "a leaf falls and the world knows the autumn", they panicked, and they tried all kinds of ways to escape reality.

Jia Chongwen's method is more "old-fashioned", he copied the difficult knowledge points on paper as early as a month ago, and installed them wherever there is a trouser pocket.

When the test paper was handed out, he quickly checked whether there were any answers in reserve, and once he did, he took advantage of the chaotic period of the test paper to quickly take it out and browse it, and then copied it.

Mi Aiju's method is relatively modern, he spared no expense, in the copy department to type the key points into small ant characters, and then glue them together, the longest is more than a meter.

Such a layer of stacking, small and flexible, easy to apply, not suitable for the "enemy" to discover, is really "one piece of the whole book".

Shuangxiaodong's method is relatively simple, it belongs to a kind of "crossing the river and demolishing the bridge", which lesson can not be memorized or the key point, it is torn off and put in the pocket for later use.

Yang Yuelong didn't need to prepare, because he had already taken the "reassuring pill".

Coincidentally, he happened to be in the same examination room as Bai Bing, and next to him, he was relatively good at learning and with new help, which could really be said to have taken advantage of "time, benefits, and people".

The two of them had already discussed and dealt with the multiple-choice questions, Yang Yuelong started with his right cheek, and Bai Bingtuo responded with his left cheek.

Tapping the ear with the index finger is A, knocking twice is B, knocking three times is C, knocking four times is D, of course, the action should not be too big, in case it is discovered by the "enemy army".

There are two elements that must be present to a student in this way.

1. The relationship between the two sides is close and there is no act of deceit.

Second, both sides are extremely alert and can avoid the eyes of falcons.

They fit both of these things.

Xia Changping was unprepared, because under the guidance of his parents, the education of laughter, and the influence of Ye Yu, his grades have indeed improved a lot, and he is confident that he will improve.

Besides, he has the attitude that it doesn't matter if the test is good or bad, he will always be able to do it, and he will not be able to do it, so why bother to be sad?

So he also belongs to one and to the other.

He belongs to the kind of unrequited love for female teachers, no matter how fat or thin, no matter how tall or low, as long as he has a little bit of posture, it is a fatal attraction to him.

This is not the mother-love plot that Freud said. Prince Odipus killed his father and married his mother, and Tang Gaozong Li Zhi liked his stepmother Wu Zetian.

As long as Xia Changping can't make sense when he hears people's laughter, he must invite Calm and Ye Yu.

"Don't worry, I have already done ideological work, Xia Changping said that he would enter the top thirty in the class. ”

Ye Yu said it, and he was naturally happy to hear people's laughter.

The school leaders have a common characteristic with them, that is, mother-in-law.

The exam started at eight o'clock, and they arrived at the conference room at half past seven.

First of all, Principal Rong emphasized the importance of the examination, saying that this is an examination to test the performance of students and teachers.

Therefore, we should adhere to the principles of fairness, justice, and openness, be strict, strict, and be strict, and not allow any violation of discipline to occur.

For students who ignore the examination discipline, they must be implemented in accordance with the "Regulations on the Handling of Examination Violations by Candidates".

Then Yu Yanmei arranged the examination personnel, including the logistics group, the confidentiality group, the supervision group, the sealing group, and the inspection team. He is in the supervision group, two teachers per field, he and Ye Yu are in a group.

In the work of teachers, marking and supervising are the most boring, and one is tired and the other is guilty.

Sitting there for two hours, no walking back and forth, no sound, no reading, no talking to each other.

You can drink tea and water, but not too much, because you are not allowed to relieve your hands, there is only an inlet and no out, and you can drink too much and suffer yourself.

For the high school entrance examination, the invigilation is stricter, and the examiner sits upright on the podium, cutting the head of the paper first, and then writing down the subject, number of pages and reporting phone number of the test paper.

Supervisor A keeps an eye on the student in the rear, and the invigilator B corrects the admission ticket to see if there is a gunman, and also checks whether there is any mistake or omission of the name, and the admission ticket number.

When the answer sheet rings, the students formally answer the questions, and they take their places and share their responsibilities.

The final exam is relatively relaxed, only two invigilators are required, and there is no need to worry about cutting the paper, let alone being reported by the candidates, and there is no need to verify the admission ticket.

Under the same cloud bridge sky, the students have the habit of chatting about the teacher's personality, and they know each teacher well.

It can be said that when the teachers burp and fart, they will know what the dumplings are filled at noon.

So at first, they brought books into the house.

If they encounter people laughing, Xia Yuan, calm, etc., they pretend to be in order, and then secretly engage in "underground operations".

If they met Wu Youcheng, Jiang Yu, etc., they would roar and shout at the top of their voices:

"Teacher, loosen up!

"Teacher, let's send out the rolls!"

"Teacher, his pen is broken!"

As long as the invigilator smiles gently, he is caught in a set trap.

They attacked each other and took care of each other, but the invigilator was too busy, running south to north, east to west, and couldn't take care of it.

Angry, the teachers shouted: "Be quiet, otherwise you will be deducted 30%!"

The students relented, and after a while, the sneak attack began again.

Note: Sigmund Freud was an Austrian psychologist and founder of psychoanalysis.