.4 [261] The thirteen handsome are a mess

Now that Ling Xiaotong has returned the money he received just now, Su Xiyi and Deng Meiji are not ready to slaughter him so much, and when they found a kfet) for dinner, Ling Xiaotong and they also encountered something that made them start to be unbelievable and admired afterwards.

At the next table, a foreigner, holding a toothpick in his left hand and a piece of plain chicken nugget in his right hand, was picking and eating next door to them. From time to time, my eyes glance this way. Ling Xiaotong looked at himself that this was nothing more than a cheap and affordable family bucket, there was nothing to eat.

But the purpose of the foreigner is definitely not Su Xiyi and Deng Meiji, he has been watching their desktop. As he looked, he looked down from time to time at a large opaque bag at his feet. I also look around at the movement of people.

"Hey, what the hell did you say that person was doing?" Deng Meiji also paid attention to the foreigner for a long time.

Ling Xiaotong shook his head, looked at the bag at the man's feet, and said softly: "This person can't be some kind of terrorist-based organization, right? Human bomb? or ......"

"Can you not scare me!" Su Xiyi glared at Ling Xiaotong.

"It's hard to say, it's really the ninth guy to come to my Celestial Empire!" Ling Xiaotong nodded and said.

"The ninth?" Deng Meiji was taken aback by Ling Xiaotong's words: "Eight have been here before?!Why haven't I heard of it?!"

"Such information is naturally classified. Su Xiyi pursed her mouth and asked, "Tell me, what's the situation with those eight? It's too scary, otherwise let's go." ”

Ling Xiaotong cleared his throat: "Back then, there were eight terrorists who came to my Heavenly Empire. ”

"Uh-huh!" the two little beauties listened quite attentively.

"When the first one came to the capital to blow up the overpass, he fainted on the overpass and never came down, starving to death!"

"Huh?"

"The second one went to Shanghai and wanted to blow up the bus and subway, but he didn't squeeze into the bus, and the bomb was lost. ”

"You ......"

"The third one was blown up in Shaanxi, but ...... The remote control of the bomb was stolen. ( )”

"Continue editing. ”

"The fourth was beaten up by security guards when he bombed a building in Chongqing: 'Tell you to make trouble, tell you to petition!'"

"Besides, be careful to harmonize you!"

"The fifth one successfully bombed a mine in Shanxi, with more than 100 casualties, sneaked back to the base, didn't see any news for half a year, and was executed by the base for 'deception of the organization'~"

"Uh......"

"The sixth wanted to bomb Guangzhou, but the bomb bag was snatched away by the biker party as soon as he got out of the train station, and he didn't relax for a long time!"

"The seventh one went to bomb Tieling, Liaoning, and was fooled and lame as soon as he went. ”

"Huh, did you meet Master Zhao?"

"The eighth went to Henan and met human traffickers, but there has been no news so far. ”

"Hahaha......" There was a small sound like a silver bell, and Ling Xiaotong's heart was crisp when he heard it, it was just a joke. In fact, Ling Xiaotong had already seen what was inside the foreigner's opaque bag just now, and for him, anything could be opaque.

The food was eaten, and the jokes were finished.

"Let's go, guess what that person does?" Ling Xiaotong asked in a low voice as she got up to leave.

"I don't know. ”

"Pick up the bottle. ”

The two beauties looked back at each other, and sure enough, the foreigner put away the 1.25-liter Pepsi bottle on their table, and the opaque bag showed a corner, which was full of Coke bottles, Sprite bottles and other things.

"No, come to China to pick up bottles?" Su Xiyi couldn't believe it.

"No way, it should be a member of the environmental protection association!" Deng Meiji shook her head and said, "There is no reason to come here to pick up bottles." ”

"This is the model of the new era. Low-carbon environmentalist right...... Although I can only say that they are full and have nothing to do, I appreciate them~" Ling Xiaotong raised his voice and left, if the quality of the Chinese people improved a little bit, and consciously left the garbage, it would be great. ( )

Ling Xiaotong returned to school with two beauties, and Xie Xue's phone called, saying that the environmental protection club was going to hold a theme activity to clean up white pollution, and asked them to help publicize it and mobilize the enthusiasm of the students. Ling Xiaotong promised to go over immediately without saying a word.

"Going to your student union?" Su Xiyi's voice was obviously sour.

"Xiyi, I'm going to work. Ling Xiaotong naturally knew the meaning of Su Xiyi's words.

"It's good to know in my heart. Deng Meiji smiled, smiled very naturally, and no one could catch the helplessness in her smile.

"I'm such a good young man, my heart is open!" Ling Xiaotong coaxed Su Xiyi and ran to the office of the Propaganda Department. In fact, it was really awkward when facing Li Ke, Li Ke was too unrestrained, and Ling Xiaotong was not the kind of person who could directly push anyone away. He would rather be confused than directly find out who he hurt.

Everyone has his weak side, Ling Xiaotong just doesn't understand what rejection is. Of course, he does have everyone in his heart, and he remembers the kindness of these girls to him. Whether it is a blatant show of love, or silent attention, Ling Xiaotong knows better than anyone else in his heart.

When he arrived at the office of the Propaganda Department, there were already several people there, and Ling Xiaotong said hello and went in.

"Let's do this as soon as possible. The president of environmental protection said to Xie Xue, with a bit of command in his tone.

"Well, we'll do it as soon as possible, there are a lot of things going on at school during this time, and there are a lot of things going on in basketball and football games, but the dormitory cultural festival is about to start preparing again. Xie Xue was a little embarrassed: "The time you want is too urgent, next week." ”

"Next week?!" the president of the environmental protection club scratched his head impatiently: "Hey, you're not mistaken, I told your chairman about this matter, and there can be no delay in this matter! ”

This tone is really annoying. Ling Xiaotong was already a little disgusted, the club is not a part of the student union, even if there is any problem, then you can find the head of the club department to communicate, and the president of one of his clubs also came here to shout?

But Xie Xue is really too kind: "It's not that I don't take it to heart, and it's true that there are too many things to arrange, so there must be one who comes first and then comes." And I'm very supportive of your campaign, but didn't you start this campaign in 10 days?

"No! No, it's too tight in a week, so let's do it now!" the president shook his head impatiently and waved his hand.

Xie Xue sighed helplessly: "But I really don't have time." ”

"What's the matter, what the hell is going on, what is it! Okay, then I'm going to tell your president okay? I'm not good at talking, am I?" the environmental protection president waved his hand: "Cut, what's the matter?" ”

Most of the people present were mm, and everyone had a very bad look on their faces, and the president of the environmental protection club relied on himself to be a distant cousin of the current president of the student union. No one has been willing to provoke him, after all, he is also the younger brother of the president.

It's a pity that Ling Xiaotong didn't take this bite.

"Why do you have so much of your mother's shit?" Ling Xiaotong was immediately annoyed. Usually Xie Xue treats him like a younger brother, and sometimes asks him if he has any dirty clothes to wash, of course, Ling Xiaotong has a washing machine, no need, but people have these words, which makes Ling Xiaotong feel very warm! Now that someone dares to shout in front of Xie Xue, Ling Xiaotong will naturally not let him be arrogant.

"I'm rubbing, who the hell are you?" Sure enough, the president of the environmental protection club blushed immediately, and several club members brought behind him also shouted: "Why are you still scolding!

Ling Xiaotong doesn't look down on this kind of villain type guy at all, the easiest way to deal with villains is to fight evil with evil, of course, this method is not the best way, the best way is to influence them like Tang Seng, but unfortunately Ling Xiaotong is not Tang Seng, and he doesn't have that much patience.

Bang Dang——!

Ling Xiaotong directly kicked over a table, looking at his hooligan posture, several MMs from the Propaganda Department of the Student Union were dumbfounded. Only Li Ke looked at Ling Xiaotong excitedly, eager to know what he would do next! If Ling Xiaotong hadn't come just now, Li Ke would have become angry.

"Smack!" Ling Xiaotong lit a cigarette directly in the office: "What's wrong with me bullying you?"

"You!" In the face of Ling Xiaotong's head-on provocation, the president of the environmental protection club directly didn't know what to say: "Okay! I won't tell you about this! I'll go to your president!"

"Go ahead. Ling Xiaotong pointed to the door: "Remember, after finding the president, inform him, inform the community department about your affairs, and let the community department apply for you!

"Okay, you're a cow, aren't you?" exclaimed the environmental president.

"Ling Xiaotong, Ling, Ling Chi's Ling, Xiao, your little mother's Xiao, Tong, it's the eyeball. Ling Li was quiet, and Xie Xue looked at this arrogant guy helplessly: "You are really ...... Hehe, he's our eldest brother. ”

"It's useless for him to be the principal's younger brother. After Ling Xiaotong finished speaking, he stepped on the cigarette butt and said embarrassedly: "I didn't choke you with the thirteen just now, right?"

Li Ke had already finished his luck, and flew directly and pounced, Ling Xiaotong was frightened! He was almost knocked down by Li Ke: "I just like you to be handsome~Haha, you're fascinated~"

A few people laughed and watched the two juniors and sisters make a mess, Ling Xiaotong was afraid of this little girl, and squatted on the side with her head in her hands: "Spare me, so many people, how can you make me embarrassed." ”

"Then let me ride the horse for a while!" Li Ke was really invincible to a certain point, and as he spoke, he rode on Ling Xiaotong's back, not caring at all about whether men and women were intimate or not.

Xie Xue and several other mm covered their eyes one after another: "Don't, it's too exciting, children-inappropriate ones have to ......"

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