Qiao Liang's parents were illiterate, and when they posted couplets during the Chinese New Year, they pasted "Fat Pig Full Circle" into the house and "Population Safety" on the pig's nest.

"Wrong post, wrong post!"

"Why did you post it wrong?"

"This one is for pigs, this one is for people!"

Fortunately, Qiao Liang found out early, otherwise he would have made a big joke.

Joe was very happy, he felt that his son had improved a lot, at least better than him. He asked Qiao Liang's cousin who went to college to make up a few words of gratitude and laughter.

Wen Ren Xiao and Xie Suya are leading Wen Ren Yue to play.

"He is patient (loving) you, patient (loving) you, like a bird resisting (loving) rice......"

Xie Suya smiled bitterly, took her hand and said, "Good boy, this kind of song is not suitable for you, can you sing other songs?"

Wen Renyue was quite obedient and looked at Xie Suya innocently.

"'Little swallows, dressed in flowers, come here every spring, and I ask why spring comes, and spring here is the most beautiful. ’”

She was upset, pouted and said, "What Tongjia taught me, the students in my class can sing." ”

Tongjia is a girl in their class.

"Okay, okay, let's stop singing, can you read a slip?"

"The little swallow flies, the little sparrow chases, so many mountains, so much water, so many bulls (girls) endure (love) ugly and beautiful. ”

Xie Suya laughed awkwardly when she heard the laughter, and even a few slips of the tongue were inseparable from the word "love", which is the sadness of the cultural orientation of the Chinese people.

In today's era, there are fewer and fewer literature and art suitable for children, and aren't the old songs of their childhood still eaten as "fresh cakes"?

With Yue'er, what I am most afraid of when I hear people laughing is watching TV, as soon as there is an adult shot, whether I am happy or not, whether I like it or not, as long as Wen Renyue is next to me, I have to change the channel.

The martial arts master flew from the upstairs to the ground, and when he heard people's laughter, he had to explain to Yue'er: "This is fake, don't imitate it, you will fall to death!"

"You lied to someone, how could that person not fall to death!"

"Fake, don't imitate!"

"Look at the kiss!"

Wen Renyue suddenly shouted, pointing to the camera of the TV and jumping.

"Come on, Mom will tell you a story. ”

Xie Suya dragged her to the bedroom to sing healthy nursery rhymes and tell fairy tales.

The only number of Yue'er who is most looking forward to the start of school, when she dreams, she still dreams of her friends?

Wen Renyue rotated in the house every day, no matter who taught her, no matter what she taught, she listened carefully and learned carefully without the slightest burnout.

"When will school start, when will school start?"

Wen Renyue was asking her mother again.

Those who are looking forward to the start of school are children, all of whom are only nine years old, and no one is looking forward to starting school after the age of nine, especially junior high school students.

Holidays are their paradise, and they are happy with their happiness.

From liking to boredom to disgust, this is the sadness of Chinese education!

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the big temple fair of Yuecheng City is crowded with people, very lively, and even the citizens of Xijing City come to Yuecheng to join in the fun.

Yang Yuelong is so hospitable, he must be indispensable to entertain, and the "Twelve Heroes" are here again.

There was something going on in the factory, Yang Yu was not at home, so he deliberately took a day off for Xiao Ran and asked Xiao Ran to entertain the guests at home.

This time, because Xiao Ran was at home, more than a dozen people didn't drink, but they were still quite happy.

Mother Xiao Ran instructed: "After eating, take them out to play for a while, no drinking, no fighting, start school soon!"

"Okay!"

More than a dozen went out, and Yang Yuelong said to Ru Shixiong: "When I met Gu Mingzhi, let's not fight, let him apologize to us!"

"Forget it, don't bother with that!"

"What's the matter, you have to apologize, don't talk about the past accounts, you can't let him beat you in vain!"

Yang Yuelong insisted, Ru Shixiong had no choice.

"Yang Yuelong is right, there are so many of us, what are we afraid of, each kicking him can kick him to death!"

Ru Shixiong was afraid of causing trouble to Yang Yuelong.

"We can't surround other people's villas!

"Ru Shixiong has a habit of going to the back streets to join in the fun, shooting, archery, rings, wearing balloons or something, he likes it very much, we are waiting there!"

Yang Yuelong continued: "There are a lot of snacks there, you can satisfy your cravings!"

The "Twelve Heroes" came to the back street and scattered, each looking for their own place to enjoy.

After playing for a long time, I didn't see Gu Mingzhi. Ru Shixiong said to Yang Yuelong: "That kid will definitely not come, let's go elsewhere!"

Yang Yuelong followed Ru Shixiong around and came to a commercial street, where there was a tide of people, three religions and nine streams, mixed fish and dragons.

"Be careful, there's a thief here!"

Yang Yuelong said.

"Look at those beggars, they either have less arms or fewer legs, pitiful, distressing!"

Ru Shixiong looked at the beggars of all colors and couldn't help but sigh.

"Teacher Wenren is right, how can there be so many disabled people, most of them are pretending, tying their calves and thighs, wearing a wide pair of pants, and running faster than anyone else when they are gone!"

"Look at that beggar, just a finger, what's going on?"

Ru Shixiong asked.

"Perhaps...... Perhaps......"

Yang Yuelong made all kinds of speculations.

As a few people were talking, they suddenly saw a young man with fair skin, the corners of his mouth slanted, and his arrogant and cold eyes showing a little pity, and he took out a hundred yuan and gave it to the old man.

"Gu Mingzhi!"

Yang Yuelong never expected that Gu Mingzhi, a cold and arrogant guy with no one in his eyes, would also have compassion.

A few people forgot to seek revenge, and stood not far away stunned and dumbfounded.

Suddenly, a person flashed next to him, his movements were swift, his shots were quick, he grabbed the money, and ran away. Gu Mingzhi was taken aback and hurriedly chased after him, but he was tripped by another person on the left and right and ran in the opposite direction.

"Pei Shaonan, Shao Feng, Jia Chongwen, which one are you chasing, Ru Shixiong, Shuangxiaodong, come with me!"

After Yang Yuelong finished speaking, he ran over in three or two steps, and came to a sweeping leg, sweeping towards the man's leg, the man was quite clever, and he stepped over all of a sudden, and touched something in his trouser pocket with his right hand.

"Ru Shixiong, hurry up!"

Yang Yuelong jumped over and hugged the man's hands from behind.

Ru Shixiong walked over with an arrow and grabbed the man's right arm, the man struggled desperately, the arm was like a dancing python, and he was about to break free.

At this time, Gu Mingzhi ran over, went up and bit the man's arm, he bared his teeth in pain, and Ru Shixiong snatched the items in the man's hand.

What a shiny dagger.

At this time, Shuangxiaodong and Xia Changping also rushed over, and the group surrounded the thieves.

The evil tiger can't stand the wolves, the hero is invincible with four hands, and four or five teenagers hold the thief, fall, and press to the ground!

"Yuelong, thank you!"

Gu Mingzhi looked at Yang Yuelong with an expression, a little embarrassed, a little surprised, a little apologetic, a little excited, all kinds of subtle and indescribable tastes were all in it.

"Who do you see he is?"

Yang Yuelong pointed to Ru Shixiong beside him.

Gu Mingzhi was stunned, looking familiar, and couldn't think of it for a while.

"The noble man forgets things, at your doorstep, you beat me!"

Ru Shixiong was angry!

"Sorry for the misunderstanding!"

Gu Mingzhi then remembered.

This sentence came out of Gu Mingzhi's mouth, how difficult it was.