Chapter 238: I'm sorry, I'm out of shape!
Girl, I'm not a casual person!
Girl, please respect yourself, as a girl, you must never have such intimate behavior with strangers of the opposite sex!
It is necessary to keep in mind the three points of attention and the eight disciplines, and be an independent, strong, fearless, and self-conscious woman in the new era under the glorious guidance of the party...... Female ghosts!
These are all things that Yu Shu wants to say at this time.
Of course, he couldn't say it, and even if he did, it probably wouldn't be of much use.
Because the female ghost's weird smiling face with sharp teeth was still slowly leaning towards his neck.
If it were an ordinary person, he might have been blinded or fainted directly at this time, but Yu Shu's nerves were already big, and because of the alcohol, a kind of anger arose for no reason at this time.
"It's said that it's not this kind of person, why are you so persistent!"
Yu Shu roared, and he didn't know where he got the strength, the dog jumped off the wall and jumped out of bed directly, and he broke out of trouble, and kicked the female ghost with a face full of anger.
I have to say that this thing has a strong sense of revenge, and he immediately became bold again after he got rid of his hands like ice cubes.
Yu Shu roared, and he didn't know where he got the strength, the dog jumped off the wall and jumped out of bed directly, and he broke out of trouble, and kicked the female ghost with a face full of anger.
I have to say that this thing has a strong sense of revenge, and he immediately became bold again after he got rid of his hands like ice cubes.
It doesn't matter if you are a fairy or a female ghost, anyway, master, I have a cheap life, if you really want to be harmed, then everyone is a ghost, on an equal footing, why am I afraid of you!
"Whoosh!"
Yushu's foot felt like it was kicked in the air, and it went straight through the female ghost's head.
"Huh?"
Yu Shu was stunned for a moment, and then ran away.
There is courage, but it can't hit people at all...... If you can't beat the ghost, then it's boring, and there's still no need for senseless sacrifices.
Yu Shu gritted his teeth and rushed towards the door, turning his head to take a look, but found that the female ghost in the bed was no longer there.
"Gone?"
Yu Shu raised his eyebrows, but he still didn't stop, and opened the door with a "snap".
And then......
Yu Shu looked at the familiar weird smiling face in front of him, and couldn't help but be stunned for two seconds, and then squeezed out a smile on his face: "Yo, what a coincidence." ”
"Cluck, cluck. ”
Listening to the strange and terrifying laughter, Yu Shu "snapped" the door and retreated into the house again.
But then...... He saw another sight that made him creep and almost despair.
Turn your head to look.
I saw that "people" were constantly coming out of the quilt on his bed at this time......
Of course, if their image and the way they appear can be called human.
These people were dressed in clothes of various ages, but the state of death varied, some limbs were mutilated, some were swollen all over, and some were about to fall off their heads, and they floated out of the rest of the bed one by one, and in a short time they were standing half of the room.
When Yushu looked at them, all the demons' black eyes were staring at him, and they all gathered towards him.
Yu Shu broke out in a cold sweat and couldn't help but take two steps back: "Such a big scene...... I don't really have to explain it today......
Before he could say anything more, a pair of hands silently grabbed his neck.
The female ghost with a strange smile appeared in front of him again at some point, and her black eyes stared at Yu Shu's face, and she laughed happily.
"Cluck, cluck. ”
I'm a big slot!
Yu Shu only felt that his neck was covered with ice, his whole body instantly stiffened, staring at the terrifying face of the female ghost in front of him, and his head couldn't help but recall the words of the mysterious uncle before.
"If you haven't been able to find me by twelve o'clock tonight...... Hehe, forget it, be careful yourself. ”
I knew this, and I cried and shouted that I had to hug the uncle's thigh and tie myself to his trouser belt!
The force in his neck was getting stronger, breathing became more and more difficult, and his whole face was red from congestion.
He was dying and trying to break the ghost's hands, but he could only pass through the air and couldn't touch them at all.
“…… You can touch me, but I can't touch you, how can you play this?!"
Yu Shu couldn't help but complain frantically in his heart, but his consciousness gradually began to blur.
The smile on the female ghost's face became more and more eerie......
The ghosts around him with their own "characteristics" are still gathering towards him......
It's true...... Do you want to explain it here?
Yu Shu's eyeballs slowly bulged, and his face had become red and blue due to the lack of oxygen.
But at this moment, Yu Shu only felt that his ass was hot.
Of course, it's not because he farted or was incontinent when he was dying.
Instead, the jade slip that he was carrying in his back pocket suddenly bloomed with a dazzling light at this time.
The female ghost let out a terrible scream, let go of her hands and stepped back.
"Whew!"
Yu Shu took a few breaths, stared at the female ghost who was retreating, and instantly became angry, and only two thoughts flashed in his heart.
One, the female ghost is afraid of this jade Jane!
Second, I want to leave after pinching Lao Tzu, how can there be such a cheap thing!
Two thoughts flashed, and Yu Shu immediately chased after him with a cruel face, pulled out the jade slip in his pocket, and smashed it on the female ghost's head without saying a word.
As I said before, this product is vengeful and strong......
And the nerves are thick, and the brain cramps from time to time.
"Bang!"
The heavy feeling in his hand made Yu Shu happy in his heart, this jade slip is really not a mortal thing, it can actually touch a ghost!
After the joy, Yu Shu started faster and more ruthlessly, and a burst of Wang Ba punched out, and he only felt very happy in his heart.
"Let you scare me!"
"Bang!"
"Let you pinch me!"
"Bang!"
"Female ghosts, huh?"
"Bang bang!"
"Lao Tzu's physical attack is ineffective, isn't it?!"
"Bang bang bang!"
With the sound of Yu Shu scolding, the scene suddenly became extremely weird......
A pale-faced guy grabbed a piece of jade slip in his hand and beat a female ghost all over the ground looking for teeth.
And just as Yu Shu was in high spirits and planning to fight another 300 rounds, he saw a frightened scene out of the corner of his eye.
The "friends" who were slowly gathering towards him around him didn't mean to stop at all, and were still approaching him.
It wasn't until he was about two meters away from him that he showed a hint of jealousy, and slowly stopped and didn't dare to approach, but he didn't disperse.
What's more...... Yu Shu found that although the jade slip in his hand could hit the female ghost, it was not a real weapon after all, and at most it could only allow Yu Shu to vent his anger, and it could not cause real damage to the female ghost at all.
At this time, as Yu Shu was distracted, the female ghost swooped back into the many "onlookers", and the black hole stared at Yu Shu, revealing endless resentment.
What's more...... Yu Shu found that although the jade slip in his hand could hit the female ghost, it was not a real weapon after all, and at most it could only allow Yu Shu to vent his anger, and it could not cause real damage to the female ghost at all.
At this time, as Yu Shu was distracted, the female ghost swooped back into the many "onlookers", and the black hole stared at Yu Shu, revealing endless resentment.
"Uh...... Was it too inflated just now?"
Yu Shu looked at the enthusiastic friends who surrounded him, holding the jade slip in his hand, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and he smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm out of shape." ”