I, a young man, has shown proud literary talent since I was a child, participated in the New Concept Essay Contest at the age of fifteen, and won the first prize, there is a person named Han Han alongside me, but he doesn't have my dick.

At the age of seventeen, he published his first work, which sold well, and in the following years, he swept the literary world and won numerous awards at home and abroad.

I am a very simple person, even if I have achieved such achievements, I have no pride, living in a small house of only tens of millions of 200 square meters, eating simply, no luxury cars, only a 'Rolls-Royce Phantom' to travel, not playing with women, so many years by my side is still the young lady named Liu Yifei "average-looking".

The only hobby may be listening to the soothing music performed by the 10 million stereo presented by a certain CEO who loves to wear red, writing about the perception of life.

Life is simple, but happy.

Alas!

If only I wasn't writing a novel!

Xue Yi smiled self-deprecatingly, and knocked on the keyboard to delete the last paragraph, after all, it was for the sake of the novel website to contribute, and for the sake of Qia Fan, how could there be any free creation, of course, rigor first.

Xue Yi in this Chinese New Year's Eve, the thing he regrets the most in this life is that when he was studying, he fell into the poison of literature and art, dreamed of becoming a great writer, and the kind with royalties of tens of millions.

If he used to study honestly, with the popularity of his finance major at that time, no matter how bad he was, he wouldn't be like now, he didn't even have a partner at the age of thirty, and he usually earned some living expenses by doing odd jobs, or he would write novels on a novel website called the kind with an average score of 30.

Maybe now I can be ashamed to say that I don't see if he has money or not, and I don't have money anyway.

It's a pity that the living wood has ifs........

Closing the computer, Xue Yi lit a cigarette, turned on the stereo on the bedside table, and played Dong Chou's song.

It's no different from usual, the smoke is sleeping, and waking up will obviously be a decadent day.

At the age of thirty, I don't like Miss Liu, who looks like a fairy, and I'm not interested in surpassing a writer called Ski.

What a reputation!

What a talent!

Life has come to an end, and it's true to make more money!

......

Cool, like a handful of water pasted on his face, this is Xue Yi's deepest feeling.

He touched his face with his hand, and there was really water.

His first reaction was that there was a burglar in the house?

Even if you steal something, what does it mean to splash labor and money on your face?

"Xue Yi, don't pretend, no matter what you say today, you have to break up, there is no need to discuss. ”

It was a quiet woman who spoke...... Person?

The accent has a hint of mountain and east flavor,

She is dressed in a typical style that was very popular among college students around 10 years ago, with long hair tied into a ball-shaped, big black-framed eyes across the bridge of her nose, and her appearance is the kind of attractive type of Xiaojia Jasper, which should be a girl who will attract attention in the crowd.

It's just that at this moment, she grinned and spoke loudly, and there was a faint amount of spit flying in the sun, but she looked uneducated.

Only then did Xue Yi notice his situation, it turned out that he was in a café, lying flat on the ground, surrounded by strangers who looked at him in surprise.

The environment, everyone's attire, is like you pressing your hand on the hands of a clock and going backwards countless times.

Can you dream of being broken up?

Who is this young lady, she looks familiar.

Xue Yi looked up at the person around him, and thought to himself, "No, it's not like a dream."

"Excuse me?"

"Wait, how is this tone a bit like the tone of the protagonist of the rebirth stream in my novel. ”

"It's kind of silly.

Xue Yi stood up, and his eyes finally stopped on the woman who said to him to break up, the strangeness of the appearance was strange, but it seemed very familiar, wasn't it when he was young and ignorant, who made him output again and again to the first love who didn't want to get out of bed?

Lin Yuanting!

"There really is such a vulgar plot, wake up from sleep..."Xue Yi muttered in a low voice, deliberately hiding the word "rebirth".

"Back to the day we were broken up, the coffee shop on Daxue Road?"

"It seems that this time I also asked her out with a dead face!"

"If this wasn't a dream, she thought she should have said that?"

Soon after, I repeated this phrase in the novel I wrote in imitation of the potato's "Dry Breaking the Sky". ”

"Do you have self-knowledge?"

"Blood!"

"Xue Yi, don't mumble, there's nothing we can't say openly. ”

Lin Yiting was really helpless, since the two broke up, Xue Yi has been stalking her, calling her, calling her girlfriends, blocking the door of the dormitory, blocking the classroom, she was forced to have no choice, so she came to this appointment, just to make it clear.

But Xue Yi played the trick of "pretending to be dizzy" countless times.

In all fairness, she felt that she was good enough and gave Xue Yi a lot of opportunities!

But what about him, he knows all day long that literary dreams are unrealistic, and he can't persevere, so he would have been divided into eight times for ordinary people.

"I'm begging you, don't bother me, okay?"

"We are all students, you are like this every day, how do I behave in school?

What do you make people think of me?"

"Okay!" Xue Yi said calmly.

After all, the matter between the two was too long ago, although Xue Yi was very sad and hated for it, but it would be nonsense to say that he couldn't forget it.

And to be reasonable, his later experience also proved that people were not wrong, it was really a wreck, no wonder people had to kick themselves anyway!

Life is not fiction either.

Who said that rebirth must have an ex-girlfriend who looks down on people?

The protagonist will have to find a cool feeling in others in the future?

The so-called cause must have effect.

At this moment, Xue Yi didn't want to be like the protagonist in a bunch of novels he wrote before that pretended to be forced to slap his face, to work hard, and not to bully the poor boy.

He just wanted to feel the young body......

If you can, enjoy your college life, do what you wanted to do but didn't have the opportunity to do, graduate successfully, get a good job, get married and have children, well, life is complete.

Seeing him simply, Lin Yuting was also stunned, she looked at Xue Yi, and vaguely felt that the boyfriend in front of her, who had been talking for half a year, seemed to have changed somewhere?

She didn't think much about it, Xue Yi could figure it out as she wished.

Xue Yi smiled at her, and then staggered over.

According to the routine in the classic web novel, he should walk on his toes and leave an unforgettable back in the dazzling sunlight!

Realistic!

For example, some Shuangwen protagonists thought they were reborn from the beginning, and they would immediately punch Jack Ma, so they can only say that they eat more food, but as long as there is a peanut, they can't get drunk like this!

Anyway, the protagonist of Xue's pen has never been so stupid in his life.

Reborn!

Especially for a thirty-year-old Buddha dead fat house, of course, it can only be a step by step!