Chapter 283: Wang's Funeral

Zhongzhou City, Old Town, Wang's Funeral Supplies Supermarket.

"Alas, it's been almost a month, and my ass is almost out of the cocoon!

Wang Tianan, who sat in the store and didn't see customers all day, complained a little, and doubted in his heart that his father said before he died, whether the connector existed.

I glanced down at the date and time displayed on my watch, and I was dejected. Today is the last day of the month, and if the connector doesn't come in a few hours, he will close the shop. If that's the case, there will be no tomorrow for this store!

Thinking about his father's last words before he died, if the connector didn't connect according to the situation, he quickly transferred the storefront, left the city where he was born and raised, and left the land where he never returned.

Looking back on those words now, I didn't understand the true meaning of those words.

"Husband, is this what the note left by the second brother-in-law says?"

"That's right! The address given by my third brother is this, Wang's funeral goods supermarket. ”

At the door of the storefront, a couple with a tight package that made people look suspicious, looked at the note with the text in their hands, and pointed at the old door of the store.

"Since this is the case, let's not hurry in. ”

"Let's go, let's go in. ”

The two of them came to the door, pushed open the glass door, and walked in one after the other.

"Jingle bell!" Just as Wang Tianan was thinking hard to find a clue from his last words, the inopportune doorbell rang to interrupt his thinking.

"Hello, what do you need?" Although Wang Tianan, who was disturbed, was a little unhappy, he still took the initiative to greet him with the mentality that the customer is God.

After all, he hasn't sold a single order since he took over this store, so he hopes to show his strength before the store is transferred.

"We don't need anything. ”

“……”

After the man finished speaking, Lin Fan was speechless for a while, and looked outside twice, it didn't rain either!

Besides, whoever hides from the rain will go to the funeral supplies supermarket to hide from the rain!

No, is it the connector that my father said?

As soon as he thought of the connector, he circled around the suspicious couple and nodded.

The dress and suspicious appearance of the two of them are indeed a bit like what the connector should be, and it is precisely because of this that Wang Tianan is even more worried about the IQ of the two.

The sun is shining, and the two of them are dressed like mummies who have just escaped from the pyramid, who doesn't doubt it!

The two ignored what he thought, and began to unwrap their bodies tightly in the store.

When the two of them revealed their true bodies, Wang Tianan saw the true faces of the two, and his head instantly short-circuited and shouted: "Dad!

"No, you're not my dad!" but when he came back to his senses, he instantly distanced himself from the two of them, and stared at the two people in front of him who were similar to their parents.

His father and mother were buried with his own eyes, and it was too strange to appear here! There must be something wrong with this, otherwise how could these two guys in front of him who were carved out of the same mold as his parents appear in front of him.

No! No! There must have been some omission of details! Just as he was about to reorganize his parents' funeral, he suddenly thought of his father's last words.

He now finally understands that his father asked never to come back before he died, but he didn't expect the enemy to come to the door so soon!

"We never said that it was your parents and your parents, it was that you wanted your parents to admit their mistakes too much. The man stretched out his hand to show helplessness.

"You are Wang Tianan, the son of the second sister! You are really handsome, and you really deserve to be a man with the blood of our Liu family. The woman said as she reached out to touch him.

"Stop," Lin Fan, who was listening to the dew, didn't understand the information in the woman's words, and the man retorted angrily: "Why is your Liu family's succubus bloodline strangely strong? In the underworld, if it weren't for our Hades clan, you succubus would have long ago known which Qinglou would have been rounded!"

"You dare to say it! It's not that you're not doing something immoral. When the woman heard this, her pretty face was covered with frost, and her right hand grabbed the man's fragile ear and did not let go, and the man in pain hurriedly begged for mercy. "Oops! it hurts...... Hurt...... Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!

"Second sister, succubus, nephew, Hades, underworld, daughter-in-law?" Lin Fan looked confused when he heard this, and thought to himself, these two goods have seen too much neurosis on the Internet!

"Know it's wrong?"

"I knew I was wrong!"

"Don't you dare to have a next time!"

"Don't dare! Don't dare anymore!"

Wang Tianan, who looked vigilant, looked at the way they flirted and scolded in the store, and confirmed that the two of them were really crazy! I was even more suspicious that the two of them had just run away from the Qingshan Psychiatric Research Institute! If it weren't for the fact that he hadn't made a bill recently, and he couldn't afford to pay up the phone bill, he would have called the Qingshan Psychiatric Research Institute to ask if any of the patients had gone missing!

Otherwise, it would be too late for a normal person to see such an obscure place as a funeral supply store? How could they come to the store to flirt like the two of them?

"Today I will spare you for the sake of my eldest nephew's face, and next time I will see that I will not pull your ears off. As soon as the woman let go, the man seemed to be a different person, pointing at the woman with his finger and scolding: "Liu Ru, let me tell you, if I hadn't looked at my eldest nephew's face today, I would have to clean you up." ”

Wang Tianan watched the operation of this face-loving wife and strict man, and knew that this was the rhythm of going home and kneeling on the remote control and not changing the channel.

"Who are you guys here for?" Wang Tianan has confirmed that they are not enemies who are here to seek revenge, but he is not sure who the two are.

Besides, if the enemy who really came to seek revenge, what are you doing with so many tricks, it won't be the end of just doing it! How can a defenseless young man resist two enemies who come prepared.

"I'm your uncle......" Before the man finished speaking, he couldn't help but open his mouth to interrupt: "Just talk, don't scold the street!"

"I ......" The man who called himself the uncle, when he saw the disgust with which he rolled his eyes, had to give up the opportunity to explain, turned to his daughter-in-law and said, "It's better for you to talk about it!"

"I'm your eldest aunt!" Lin Fan rewarded the woman who called herself the eldest aunt with a look of disdain when he heard this, and then said angrily: "I am a male, where did the eldest aunt come from." ”

"Uh......" The two of them were scorched by Wang Tianan's words, they were obviously telling the truth, how could this be the result.

"Child, I didn't lie to you, I'm really your uncle, to be precise, you should call me the second uncle. Wang Tianan was speechless, and he wanted to kill this guy in his heart.

Scolding the street, scolding the street, how did you change the topic to the second uncle!

What's more, my father is the only seedling in the family from generation to generation, where can there be so many uncles.

"Child, I am really your aunt!" Wang Tianan looked at Liu Ru with a depressed face, he understood how clearly he was the eldest aunt of the master. Is this woman missing a root in her head, or is she brainless!