Chapter 185: You're Fired
"What? When did the rules change? Yang Jian looked puzzled, what kind of garbage immortal he was looking for! When he heard that the Jade Emperor was sitting on the ground and raising the price, but fortunately, he was prepared and prepared some more silver in advance.
"What's the matter, I don't understand people's words! Didn't I tell you, change it now?" Wang Tianan shook a small fan in his hand, and a picture of loving to learn but not learning made Yang Jian angry.
"Oh, it's changed now! I just paid the tuition, so you're my master now. When Wang Tianan heard Yang Jian's words, he wanted to be upset.
Why don't you learn and use it now! You can't do it! Wang Tianan didn't eat his set, and said in his heart: "See if I don't kill you!"
"Oh! What you say makes so much sense! I'm not a person who doesn't talk much. As soon as Wang Tianan said, Yang Jian also echoed: "As the saying goes, if you say it, you will splash the water." An immortal like you can't talk and don't count! If you don't talk enough, you won't have a light on your face!
"That makes sense, then what should I do?" Yang Jian was eyebrow-raising when he heard about the apprenticeship, so he took out twenty taels of silver from his arms and put it in Wang Tianan's hand, and at the same time took Wang Tianan's hand and stuffed it into Wang Tianan's clothes. After doing all this, Yang Jian said: "It's easy to do, accept me as a disciple!"
"That's okay, it's okay to take you as an apprentice, but the premise is to make it clear to you! My apprentice is miserable! You can't bear it, and you won't be refunded! I advise you to think clearly now. When Yang Jian heard Wang Tianan's words, he scolded in his heart: "Old guy, you still want to scare me, no way." ”
"It's okay, the master just train me!" Yang Jian still didn't believe that Wang Tianan would make any trouble.
"That's great! I heard that there is a good kiwi fruit in Huaguo Mountain, you can go pick some and come back and let me taste it." Wang Tianan looked at the mountains on both sides of the cave entrance and smiled proudly.
"," Yang Jian's old face turned black when he heard it, and he couldn't hold back his anger and foul mouth, he thought of everything, and he didn't think of eating this aspect.
Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, and he lost!
"Why don't you want to......?" Wang Tianan waved his fan, and he was about to expel Yang Jian with an arrogant face. How could Yang Jian let him succeed, so he decisively interrupted his words and said, "I'll go now." After Yang Jian finished speaking, he ran out with a puff of smoke.
"Count you!" Wang Tianan looked at Yang Jian's disappearing back and showed a smug smile.
Yang Jian, who trotted all the way out of Wang Tianan's sight, suddenly felt as if his IQ had been insulted, and he didn't seem to know where the kiwifruit in Huaguo Mountain was! Where to find the kiwifruit in Huaguo Mountain? Do you go back and ask yourself where the cunning master Huaguo Mountain is? It is estimated that as soon as he opened his mouth, he was ruthlessly expelled!
"Where to find the kiwi fruit in Huaguo Mountain?" Yang Jian looked at the steep cliffs around him, his eyes were clouded, and the most important thing was that Wang Tianan's request was a bit tricky. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so passive, looking at the bald mountain in front of him, estimating that it is difficult to find even a fruit tree on the mountain, where there may be kiwifruit!
"Wow...... Chirp...... "At this moment, a gray-white macaque with a peach in its mouth passed by in front of him.
"Kiwi peach? It turns out that the kiwi is the peach in the mouth of the macaque!" Yang Jian suddenly realized, grabbed the macaque with one hand and broke the macaque's mouth, unceremoniously snatched the peach from the macaque's mouth, and ran towards the Jinxia Cave with a smoke, leaving only a macaque with aggrieved eyes, looking at Yang Jian who was gradually disappearing with tears.
The macaque also wondered for a while, which one did he offend, how could he eat a peach and be robbed!
"Master, master, I've brought you back kiwifruit!" Yang Jian hurried all the way to the gate of Jinxia Cave and called.
, why did this grandson come back so quickly! Lao Tzu's stool was still warm, so he came back! It must not be the Huaguoshan kiwi I wanted.
Although Wang Tianan knew that what Yang Jian brought back was not the kiwifruit from Huaguo Mountain, but in order to get rid of this guy as soon as possible, he walked out of the hole with an unhappy face, and asked angrily: "Kiwi fruit has been found?"
"Master, I found it!" Yang Jian said, snatching the peach from the macaque's mouth in his hand, holding it in both hands and offering it.
"Damn, you don't know peaches, do you! you play with me?" Wang Tianan complained for a while, Yang Jian was stunned when he heard it, and asked himself in his heart: "Isn't the kiwi not the peach in the macaque's mouth?" ”
"You were ......" Yang Jian hurriedly stopped again: "Master, don't worry, I'll go and find it." Yang Jian said and ran out again.
"I'll tell you, boy, if you can't find me a kiwi again, you won't have to come back!" Wang Tianan shouted as he threw the peaches on his hand that had been bitten by the macaque towards Yang Jian's distant back.
Yang Jian didn't run far when he suddenly remembered something.
Kiwifruit, who said that it is not a peach bitten by a macaque, but this interpretation right is not in his hands, looking at Wang Tianan's various performances towards him, he knows that he obviously does not want to accept himself as an apprentice, and deliberately makes things difficult for himself. If it weren't for the task of saving his mother, he would have turned his face with Wang Tianan a long time ago!
No, I have to find something to test Wang Tian'an again.
As he spoke, he picked up the wild fruits with brown and fluffy appearance from the side of the road and hurried towards Jinxia Cave.
This time, Wang Tianan wants to say that what he has in his hand is not a kiwi, so he will debate with him and take the opportunity to find out what the kiwifruit in Wang Tianan's mouth looks like, so that it is much more convenient for him to come out and find it.
"Master, master, apprentice brought you the real kiwifruit back this time!" Yang Jian's call made Wang Tianan's ears hurt when he heard it.
What's the matter with this turtle grandson, this time it won't be for me to play with me again! I haven't settled the account with him about the peach that the macaque bit just now, and this is back! I won't bring a macaque back this time, let the macaque hug the peach in front of me!
Wang Tianan doesn't have to think about it, he also knows what kind of routine Yang Jian should have!
"Master, the kiwi you want has arrived!" Yang Jian said and offered the real kiwi in his hand.
Wang Tianan saw that it was really a kiwifruit, but in the end the explanation was in his own hands, so he directly knocked out the kiwi in Yang Jian's hand and shouted: "This is the kiwi you brought back to Lao Tzu? This is obviously a clod of soil, you are deliberately taking revenge on me! Okay! I didn't expect that I would be kind enough to hand you as an apprentice, but you want to take revenge on me." You are ......".
"Master......" Yang Jian just wanted to smear oil on the soles of his feet, and wanted to use slipping to escape this matter. As a result, he was directly pulled by Wang Tianan and stood in place, Wang Tianan didn't give him a chance to explain, and said mercilessly: "You were expelled!"
"Master, you're giving me a chance!" Yang Jian knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly, but Wang Tianan turned his head and returned to Jinxia Cave!