Chapter 596: What are you happy about?
Issue?
Xia Hanqing was curious, what is the problem?
The storyteller seems to have deliberately hung people's appetites, and took the time to drink a cup of tea before continuing to tell the story slowly.
"This man said, 'Madam, I dreamed at night, and I dreamed of a problem that can only be solved by a few hundred destined people I met on the street today, can you help me?"
Yes, yes!
If he didn't know that it was useless to shout, Xia Hanqing wanted to shout immediately.
"The queen asked the man to speak, and the man asked: Madam, you say, who is more handsome, Luo Jinling or Luo Yinling?"
When Xia Hanqing heard this question, Mei almost burst into tears.
The question is very clueless, and the answer is deliberately funny. At that time, Xia Hanqing asked this question, but he didn't expect Luo Yuntian to answer it at all. She only hoped that after Luo Yuntian heard this question, she could guess where this question came from.
The Dark Incense Pavilion is even more powerful than I imagined.
From the talented landlord of the more vulgar building to the storyteller in the teahouse, all of them are related to the Dark Fragrance Pavilion.
Even, they were able to determine the emperor's itinerary and meet the emperor on the way.
"When the queen mother heard this question, she was about to answer immediately, and as soon as the word 'of course' came out, she closed her voice again, looked at the person in front of her, shook her head, smiled, and said to the emperor: 'It is my family who comes'. After only saying these few words, he could not continue, and the emperor forcibly took the queen back to the palace, and arranged for the accompanying guards to beat the man in a sack. ”
Originally, Xia Hanqing was still smiling, but he was not happy to hear this.
This emperor is not exquisite, and he can still beat people! Unreasonable, is there a royal law?
Oh, the emperor seems to be the king, and the royal law is made by him. "After the guards beat people, give this guy a hundred taels of silver for him to see the injury, and also told him that the queen is the emperor's person, and he has no family, so don't make a bad idea!"
Xia Hanqing pouted: The emperor is really not particular!
The unfortunate man took the silver and staggered away. When the storyteller said this, he added: "This queen is a flying immortal from the sky, where did she come from?" Don't be bold anymore, run to the queen to confess her relatives, I'm afraid that I will anger the emperor and break your legs!"
Xia Hanqing, who wants to recognize his relatives: ......
It's okay, at least it's not just going to the death!
continued to listen to the story while eating snacks, Xia Hanqing also understood that this emperor was a good emperor who was reasonable, but when he encountered Luo Yuntian's affairs, he would become unreasonable. For example, the two concubines he originally put in the palace, that is, he was a concubine, and he never had a relationship with him as a husband and wife, and he got along with the two concubines very happily, and the big and small chores in the palace were arranged by them, and the two women who didn't deal with each other played as good sisters in the palace.
As a result, in order to satisfy the queen, he insisted on making the two unlucky concubines "voluntarily" become monks.
Xia Hanqing was very happy that the emperor was willing to pay for Luo Yuntian like this, but he couldn't help but think more in his heart: The love is too deep, will it be because the plot is too deep......
Mr. Storyteller's leg was broken for you, which was obviously said to her and Luo Jiutian, but how could she feel at ease if she didn't see Luo Yuntian with her own eyes?
Now, I can only endure it for the time being, waiting for Shui Se and Ling Dai to bring back the news before making plans.
After the storyteller finished this paragraph, he called his little apprentice to take over as usual, and he walked off the stage by himself to rest. Xia Hanqing immediately pulled up Luo Jiutian, grabbed Dai Ling, and went to find the storyteller together.
As a result, after walking only a few steps away, the storyteller saw them and immediately waved his hand: "Don't come near me! I don't want to be implicated, my old arms and legs can't stand the beating!"
Sure enough, Mr. Storyteller knows who they are!
Xia Hanqing stopped and comforted the storyteller: "Don't be afraid! I don't get close to you, I just want to ask, the queen ......."
The old arms and legs stepped on the Hot Wheels and disappeared with a thud.
Xia Hanqing: ......
Hehe!
Now Xia Han understands that even if there is no telephone or Internet in this world, people have their own ways to communicate with each other, and the Dark Fragrance Pavilion is indeed capable, as well as ......
She suspected that the existence of the Dark Incense Pavilion itself was in the eyes of the emperor, and even, the emperor might be able to influence the Dark Incense Pavilion.
Now the question is, where is the old devil boy?
Xia Hanqing didn't know if Luo Jiutian asked the Dark Fragrance Pavilion to help find the old demon boy, and she didn't know where the Dark Fragrance Pavilion got the ability to get the old devil boy's mobile phone - she met the landlord in a building she randomly chose and got the mobile phone, this matter was extremely scary, and she didn't dare to think about it at all. But she was sure that with the old devil boy's ability to disguise himself and all kinds of strange methods, it was not easy to catch him, or even capture his whereabouts.
When I left the teahouse, I was full of water and snacks in my stomach, and I was not full at all. The smell of the food wafting out of the street shop was too strong to ignore at all, Xia Hanqing could only pull Luo Jiutian together and choose a restaurant with the most fragrant food to eat.
At this time, it was just time to eat, and the store was already full of people, Xia Hanqing and Luo Jiutian were taken to the second floor by the shopkeeper, there was a table for two people, and it was still placed by the window.
The windows on the upper floor, near the sun, were closed and the curtains were drawn – the windows themselves were finely transparent and could not block the summer sun. Xia Hanqing and Luo Jiutian sat on the side that was not close to the sun, the windows were also closed, but the curtains were opened, and they could see the scenery downstairs.
Ordinary street scenes, people come and go, just look at the top of the head, Xia Hanqing looked at it for a while, felt bored, and retracted his gaze.
Luo Jiutian was in charge of ordering, obviously he was also a person who had never been to the restaurant a few times, but he was always arranged by Xia Hanqing to be in charge of ordering food on the grounds of "you are a local".
Order two big dishes and two small stir-fries, and then a soup, with a fruit platter, and two bowls of white rice.
After Luo Jiutian finished ordering, Xiao Er whispered: "Our family's dishes are very large, you have too much, and two people may not be able to finish it." ”
Xia Hanqing waved his hand: "It's just a few dishes, it's not much, you can serve it." Well, thank you. ”
People are also kind enough to remind Xia Hanqing to thank others.
Seeing this, the shopkeeper immediately went to the kitchen to order.
Not long after, the shopkeeper began to pass the dishes.
Xia Hanqing often went to restaurants when he was on earth, and a small part of them went to the kind of restaurants that emphasized exquisiteness, after all, those places may be quite exquisite, not to mention the person who has a large amount of food like Wang Tiezhu, even her, can't eat enough. In fact, even those dishes next to the school that are rated as good and inexpensive and full of portions are actually not too many. Regarding the store's boastful weight, Xia Hanqing still has his own judgment ability. For example, if the same dish is placed in a deep bowl, it may only be half a bowl, but it can be filled with a shallow saucer, which can be spread all over the middle of the plate, and even a small sharp point, the visual effect is different.
Xia Hanqing has been to this world and has been to restaurants a few times, there is no difference between here and the earth, not all things are "full of portions", and even the amount of food in many stores is even less than that on the earth. Although she has also eaten a lot of restaurants, she and Luo Jiutian, two people with four dishes and one soup, plus two nightmare beasts, also ate cleanly.
Therefore, she felt that Luo Jiutian was just asking for an extra fruit platter now. She and Luo Jiutian are together, and they don't pay attention to pretending, they just eat happily, and when they are hungry and want to eat, then eat more and have no scruples. The meal ordered by Luo Jiutian is very much to her liking, she wants to eat!
As a result, after starting to serve the food, Xia Hanqing was dumbfounded.
Dry-fried green beans and placed in other stores may be a small plate, or in that kind of large plate, with only a shallow layer. But now there is a large plate in front of me, which is more than two copies of other stores!
It's just a little stir-fry.
After a while, sweet and sour pork ribs were served.
It's still a plate, sweet and sour pork ribs are put on a whole plate, and there are two layers of stacks on top!
Change the store, change the plate, Xia Hanqing can help it change it into four servings! Just change it to the one she ate in other restaurants two days ago, one hundred and eighty-eight yuan a piece.
"How much does this dish cost?" Xia Hanqing began to worry.
Quickly find the brand of sweet and sour pork ribs, Xia Hanqing took a look at the price, fortunately, it is indeed more expensive than the small amount, but it is only two hundred and fifty-six yuan!
Just look at this price, it's not cheap, change someone who will live a life, take the money into the meat market by yourself, and buy pork ribs, not to mention that the whole family eats them for a month, at least for a few days. However, compared with the one I have eaten before, this is simply a conscience price!
Chopsticks picked up a portion of pork ribs and sent it to Dai Ling: Eat!
Try me the poison first!
The price is so low, I'm afraid there is a quality problem!
Dai Ling didn't know Xia Hanqing's sinister intentions at all, she only felt very moved, and quickly ate the ribs that were much bigger than her mouth, and sighed after eating: "It's delicious!"
Xia Hanqing was relieved, it just so happened that Xiao Er sent the rice over, and she and Luo Jiutian began to eat.
Another dish of braised eggplant and garlic shrimp balls is served together, the double table is not big, and the two large plates are placed on top of it, and there is no empty space. The big soup bowl came up closely, Xia Hanqing stood up, so that Luo Jiutian could move the dishes and make room for the soup, she was bored by herself, looked downstairs, and suddenly saw a person downstairs who was quite familiar.
"Huh?"
The other party is being kicked and beaten, pitiful, people passing by are pointing and pointing, and no one comes up to help. Xia Hanqing listened attentively and knew that this was a homeless man in the neighborhood, who ran to this area every day to grab food from people and attack people, and everyone hated him.
Impossible, right?
Xia Hanqing felt strange how he looked at it.
Could it be that I was wrong?
She actually thinks this person is an old devil boy!
The old devil boy is so scheming, how could he let himself get mixed up like this?
Is it a role-playing game?
"Huh, old devil boy?"
Dai Ling was in Xia Hanqing's hand, it found that Xia Hanqing was staring downstairs, he ran to Xia Hanqing's shoulder, looked downstairs, and saw the unlucky guy who was being kicked and beaten. It immediately called out the name of the unlucky guy, and Xia Hanqing asked, "Are you sure?"
"Of course it's determined. Dai Ling felt that her professional knowledge was being underestimated: "I'm a monster!
Nightmare beasts can see the essence through phenomena, not even with their "eyes".
"Then why is he so miserable? Is he pretending?" Xia Hanqing asked.
Dai Ling paused for a moment, probably "checking", and then, it told Xia Hanqing: "The old devil boy's brain seems to be injured. ”
"Really, let's take a look!" Xia Hanqing was very happy, grabbed Dai Ling and ran downstairs, leaving Luo Jiutian upstairs alone.
Only a minute later, Xia Hanqing had already arrived at the scene.
"Let you eat, let you eat!" is not tired of beating people, and is still standing and scolding, and kicking again when he is angry.
Xia Hanqing pulled over a crowd of onlookers and asked him: "What's the matter?"
The one he chose was a local, and he knew what was going on nearby. As soon as Xia Hanqing asked, he immediately began to speak.
"This guy appeared a while ago, and he has to have a month! Say that his brain is not good, and sometimes it is quite normal, when the four deaf grandmothers saw that he was pretty, and wanted to take him home as a wife!"
This society is quite enlightened, and remarriage and remarriage are things that can be blessed, even if the elderly find a wife, it is not too new - of course, there are not many.
Xia Hanqing didn't expect that the old devil boy still had this blessing!
She checked the identity of the old devil boy and knew that this person had lived for a long, long time, if he really became with that four deaf grandmothers, he would be regarded as an old devil boy and an old cow eating tender grass!
"It's a pity, this guy just stole someone's baby, a kind of baby that will shine! I almost didn't kill him, and then the fourth deaf grandmother gave up on him and found a new wife......
Hey, hey, hey!
Xia Hanqing just wanted to interrupt, but this person pulled the topic back again: "This guy is here, everyone looks at him, a steamed bun and half a cake, and he will give it occasionally, but it is love, and it is not deserved!
So that's the case?
Xia Hanqing thought that the old devil boy was also quite unlucky.
When she was on Earth, she and Luo Jiutian and others were miserable, but they didn't expect to be punished when they came here.
"Haha, yes!" Xia Hanqing said.
"What are you happy about?" the one who spoke was a little puzzled.
"What are you happy about?" Dai Ling, who spoke, was really puzzled.
"The old devil boy is like this now, it's obvious that his brain is injured, that is, he won't remember the way to travel through space! This is equivalent to this clue is cold, are you happy?"
Xia Hanqing: ......
I'm not happy!
Although she always thought that she was lucky enough to find a way back, the reality was that she didn't find it at all. Luo Jiutian had been learning from the Round Ball Nightmare Beast for a while, but it was completely useless.
It was the old devil boy who brought her over, and the old devil boy thought she would die, but in fact, although there were many accidents, she didn't die. In other words, with the method of the old devil boy, she can actually avoid the risk of death and travel through space - as for the fact that there are more ring scars on her face that can't be removed, she really can't help it.
As a result, she was deeply blessed, and the old devil boy didn't need to look for it, so she sent it to the door by herself, but there was a problem with her brain......
"Can you look up his memories and find a way?" Xia Hanqing asked Dai Ling.
Dai Ling was helpless: "I don't have that much ability." ”
Passers-by who couldn't hear Dai Ling's voice should probably have a question mark on their faces.