Yang Yunruo was lying on the bed, playing with his mobile phone. Mu Leyao's chatter just now sounded very complicated, like a kind of mother's nagging.

"I haven't slept yet. Mu Leyao wrapped in a pink silk pajamas, wiped her hair and said to Yang Yunruo.

"Is your hair dry, come here and I'll blow it for you. Yang Yunruo reached out and carried her to the bed, his fingers running through his hair. It was still a bit damp and didn't blow dry.

"Get down, I'll blow your hair. Yang Yunruo opened the drawer of the bedside table and took out a small hair dryer.

"Every time it's like this, you get a cold, your throat is inflamed, you cough, and you can't even speak. ”

"It's verbose. Mu Leyao smiled sweetly.

"It's verbose, like a father's nagging, isn't it? Yang Yunruo laughed happily, remembering the small joke in his previous life, whether it was big or not, whether it was cool or not, called Dad. However, after coming to this world, Yang Yunruo has rarely messed around like this on the Internet, and the shadow of the original comment on Zhao Yinger is still shrouded, like a poisonous snake hidden in the shadows, always reminding Yang Yunruo that he is a public figure, and he can no longer keep talking on the Internet like in his previous life.

Father, Mu Leyao's eyes were a little dim, but then they lit up again.

"By the way, Yangyang, are your parents getting along?" Mu Leyao said softly, her voice full of worry.

"What's the matter, the ugly daughter-in-law is afraid to see her in-laws? Yang Yunruo quipped.

"No, my sister-in-law is not ugly. Mu Leyao struggled to get up and said with a terrifying face.

"My sister-in-law said that it is very difficult to get along with my mother-in-law, and it is better not to live with my mother-in-law. ”

"Nonsense, we are not Westerners, the concept of inheritance is different, the West is free-range, and when we are eighteen years old, we will be kicked out of the house, we are domestic, and we are still good babies for parents after the age of eighteen. What's so bad about living with your parents, you don't have to do laundry and cooking, you don't have to mop the floor and clean, how comfortable it is. Yang Yunruo retorted, just like at home, it is never washing clothes or cooking, no one is born to like to work, laziness is the only eternal truth.

"It's just that there is a problem with laundry and cooking. Mu Leyao sat up straight, crossed her legs and said, "I went shopping with my sister-in-law today, and I heard her tell her about her and her mother-in-law over the years." ”

"What's the matter, can her mother-in-law still beat her?" Yang Yunruo shook his head, it seems that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is also an eternal topic, no matter what world it is in.

"Knock it down. Mu Leyao was lying in Yang Yunruo's arms in a low mood, her fingers drawing circles.

But it's about the same, before she got married, she often went to visit with her shopping, and at that time they still had a good relationship, and she kept urging them to get married. Later, when I got married, I lived under one roof. ”

"In the beginning, I often urged them to have children. The sister-in-law didn't want to be born so early, so her mother-in-law mobilized the power of the seven aunts and eight aunts, and relatives came to the door every day, and what they said every day Take advantage of the fact that the parents are still young and can help you take care of the children. ”

"Well, that's right. Yang Yunruo nodded, he is still 'antique', in the countryside, it is almost a tradition to have children after marriage, Yang Yunruo, who grew up in this environment, does not reject such a concept.

"But can't you play for a few more years? I've heard that giving birth hurts and you can't take anesthetics, like someone wants to tear you in half. Mu Leyao said pitifully: "Besides, it's not that you don't give birth, I heard that after giving birth, there will be no more two-person world." ”

The daughter-in-law is true love, and the child is an accident. Yang Yunruo's heart couldn't help flashing such a sentence, he has always been watching it as a joke, is it really an accident? But he doesn't have a child, and he really doesn't know if it's true or not.

"Sheep and sheep, let's not have children so early, okay, I still want to be more than a few years for us......"

"I don't care about that, I haven't thought about having children, even Dink I don't care. Yang Yunruo brushed away the few strands of hair that covered Mu Leyao's forehead, and now he didn't have the slightest concept of such a thing as a child. The received ideological education has never been instilled from generation to generation, so it has always had a dispensable attitude towards children, and even felt that the absence of children was a symbol of the status of a high-level intellectual.

"I didn't say that I wouldn't give birth, that is, it's good to be two years late. I'm going to have a baby, pregnant, raising a baby, taking care of a child, and I'll immediately become a yellow-faced woman, so you won't like me, and you will cheat like Gao Tai. Mu Leyao's little head was pushed against Yang Yunruo's arms, as if she had been wronged, and it was like a bare hand, fluctuating the strings, or a fallen leaf, rippling the lake. "After two years, I will be a real person, I won't care about you, I will give you a child at home, if you have a conscience to pity our mother, you will come back to see us. ”

"Am I that kind of person?" Yang Yunruo patted Mu Leyao fiercely with anger and laughter, Gao Tai himself is a merry person, saying that he would cheat and hook up, Yang Yunruo did not doubt at all, he had seen it more than once, but Yang Yunruo always felt a little dirty, not to mention any spiritual cleanliness, but felt dirty, as if he could see it full of bacteria.

"My sister-in-law said that when she was not pregnant before, her mother-in-law also said that he didn't lay eggs and got hens, although she said it behind her back, but she still heard it, and she was angry. Later, after conceiving a child, she originally said that she would take good care of her mother-in-law, often went out to play mahjong, stood at the door of the house and could tell the neighbors for hours without repeating the same, she asked her mother-in-law to help pour a glass of water, her mother-in-law pretended not to hear, and continued to nag where. ”

"Then it's possible that I didn't hear it......"

"Hehe, men ......" Mu Leyao sneered twice, and sure enough, it was the same as what her sister-in-law said, men all asked their mothers. "My sister-in-law said the same thing about Gao Tai. ”

"Forehead......" Yang Yunruo was speechless, this kind of thing seemed to be indisputable, but he just hugged Mu Leyao, and the two of them were a little tighter.

"I also gave her a kind of earthwork, what fragrant ash and some unknown tree roots dug up in the mountains to stew together, the taste is so bad that it smells bad. Then the child was born, looking like a girl, and the mother-in-law was reluctant to do so, didn't the confinement say that she wanted a small number of meals, her mother-in-law basically started cooking when she was hungry, and the sister-in-law who was not hungry also had to wait. ”

"It's so miserable!" Yang Yunruo said copingly.

"Well, yes, there are a lot of contradictions anyway. Sheep and sheep, will I live like that in the future?"

"No, we'll hire a babysitter later. ”