Chapter 225: Little Monk: I'm going to make money to cure hemorrhoids!
Anthony, with gray hair, slowly woke up from his coma...... He felt like he was in a very bumpy place, like a long, long time ago, when he was riding a tractor, he was shocked and uncomfortable. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Damn it, can't you get a good night's sleep?" muttered Anthony, and he slowly opened his eyes.
Bright! Bright!
When he opened his eyes, he saw a bright light, all white. And this light is all-round, no dead angle illumination, just like a medical shadowless lamp shining, not even a shadow can be seen!
Faintly visible, he was on a big ship. But if it's a big boat, why can I see white clouds floating next to the boat?
At this time, a gentle voice sounded in his ears: "Child, you are awake." ”
Child? I'm in my forties, I'm almost fifty, and you still call me child? The corners of Anthony's mouth twitched, and then he turned his head to look at the owner of the gentle voice.
At first glance, he almost urinated.
It was a humanoid object that was as white as jade, and its body was flawless, and a white light emanated from him. Behind him, a total of three pairs of wings flapped slowly, which set off his sacrosanctity.
Sky...... Angel Anthony's mouth is open.
Why do I see angels?
Don't...... I'm dead? No, no, I don't have a reason to die like this.
"Excuse me, where is this?" asked Anthony with a crying voice, he was still very young, he still had a lot of experiments to try, he still had a lot of dreams to come true, he felt that he could save it again!
"Don't panic, don't be afraid. Child, this is paradise. The Seraphim had a loving smile on his lips and a soft voice that gave people a sense of comfort.
However, no matter how gentle a smile is, Anthony's despair at this time cannot be resolved.
Heaven, am I really dead? He rolled his eyes and fainted......
"Senior Baihe, don't scare him like this, what if you are scared to death? At this time, next to the Seraphim, a figure shrouded in black clothes quietly appeared, giggling.
"To tell you the truth, I didn't scare him from beginning to end, and the name of my ship is 'Heaven', so I didn't lie to him. The Seraphim still spoke softly, and then saw it flicker, and the holy light in the sky was put away, revealing its true body.
It was a huge white crane with three wings on the left and right sides. This is its true body, and as for the Seraphim just now, it is in the form of his human form.
Coincidentally, it is similar to the archangel in Western legends. I don't know if it's because of its human form, it has a very good status in the Western world.
This White Crane Zhenjun is a friend of Huangshan Zhenjun.
Instructor Xiao Li was taken away by the FBI or a similar organization in the United States, and if this White Crane Zhenjun helped, it would be easy to exchange Anthony for Instructor Xiao Li.
In fact, Huangshan Zhenjun directly sent someone to help, and it was easy to rescue Instructor Xiao Li - but that would cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.
All right...... In fact, the above words are all excuses!
In fact, this White Crane True Monarch once received a lot of kindness from Bai Seniors, the kind that was recreated with Entong. Whenever the white seniors need help, it is always the first to jump out to help.
However, there is a big problem here. The White Crane True Monarch is now unwilling or afraid to meet the face of the White Seniors - it is said that after receiving the great favor of the White Venerable, it saddled up the horse by the side of the White Venerable and jumped for about two months.
Then one day, it made a big death, and it proposed to the white senior.
Did you propose...... And then there is no need to say more.
It was the most painful but sweetest memory in the life of the White Crane True Monarch, and until now, it still did not dare to meet the White Venerable.
However, it really wanted to help Venerable Bai, even if it was a little thing, as long as there was something it could help, it wanted to help.
Therefore, Huangshan Zhenjun gave it the task of 'saving Teacher Xiao Li' with peace of mind.
Instructor Xiao Li was only brought into the hands of the FBI or similar institutions because of Venerable Bai. Bringing out Xiao Li is equivalent to helping Venerable Bai.
Moreover, after Huangshan Zhenjun handed over this task to Baihe Zhenjun, Baihe would not only help in the past, but also owe Huangshan Zhenjun a favor!
Not only can you let others help you do things, but you can also let others owe you a favor, such a beautiful thing, it's a fool not to do it!
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"By the way, Senior Bai is out of the customs again this time, right? Who is responsible for bringing Senior Bai to familiarize himself with the new era this time?" asked Bai Crane Zhenjun towards the man in black clothes beside him.
This man, who was shrouded in black clothes, was a subordinate of Huangshan Zhenjun.
People in the monk world call it 'Tibetan Heavenly Hook' Zhou Li. His duty is to deal with all kinds of troubles for Doudou and wipe Doudou's ass perfectly. With a subordinate like him, Huangshan Zhenjun has a brigade under his hands.
"Well, Venerable Bai has been out of the customs for some time. But this time, it was a newcomer who was in charge of taking care of Venerable Bai. "Hidden Heaven Hook Zhou left the road.
"Tsk, the people in Huangshan Zhenjun's group have all become old slippery heads, and they don't want to receive Bai seniors, right?" Bai He Zhenjun sneered.
Zhou Li: "......"
You are the least qualified person to talk about the willpower of the Taoist friends in the True Monarch group, at least the Taoist friends in the group did not make such an undisciplined thing as a marriage proposal like you!
"So now, I bet that the newcomer has already surrendered to the charm of the white senior, right?" asked the white crane Zhenjun, who believed that with the charm of the white senior, whether the newcomer was a man or a woman, a human or a demon, he would surrender to the charm of the white senior and could not extricate himself!
Zhou Li thought for a while and replied, "How can you say this...... I've heard Zhenjun mention that although this newcomer is influenced by the charm of Shiraku's predecessors, he still maintains a normal friendship. ”
"What? can you still maintain a normal friendship relationship, is the newcomer a man or a woman, is it a human or a demon?" asked Hakutsuru Zhenjun hurriedly.
"Human, male. Zhou Li replied.
"Man, is this guy a? can he withstand the charm of Shiraku-senpai!" said Shirazuru in surprise.
Zhou Li: "......"
Bai He's senior, you said the opposite, it's the opposite, right! It is precisely because the little friend named Shuhang has a normal sexual orientation that he can block the charm of Bai Venerable!
In addition, by the way, Hakutsuru Zhenjun is not a base.
Its race is very special, it is the bloodline of the divine beast left over from ancient times. From the time they emerge from the eggs, they do not distinguish between sex, yin and yang.
Only when their clan finds the true love of their lives and makes a special contract similar to a marriage contract, will their clan evolve the corresponding gender according to the gender of the lover.
In general, it is a very tall and unruly race. Before they got married, they were girls who were girls, and they wanted to be brothers, and they were really free to fall in love.
"Tsk, it seems that after I change that Xiao Li back, it is necessary to meet the newcomer this time. The White Crane True Monarch put his wings under his head and took a pensive posture.
It is necessary to educate and educate the newcomer this time, so that he can understand the charm and beauty of Bai's predecessors.
In this world, there is absolutely no room for a creature that does not love the white predecessors! Any creature that does not love the white predecessors is the fault of the world.
The newcomer's erroneous three views will be reversed by it White Crane Zhenjun himself!
There was a blazing fire of fighting spirit in the eyes of the White Crane True Monarch.
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On the other side, the Gangnam area.
More than an hour ago, Song Shuhang and Venerable Bai grabbed Doudou and waited for a long time above the Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center, and the professionals sent by Huangshan Zhenjun to deal with the tail matter (wiping their butts) finally arrived.
Song Shuhang handed over Anthony to the team of professionals, and told them the location of the 'plane crash'.
After that, the 'Jingba Plane Incident', the 'Plane Crashing Incident', and the 'Instructor Xiao Li Becoming an Astronaut Incident' can all be handed over to this professional team to deal with.
After the explanation, Shuhang returned to the pharmacist's building with Senior Bai and Doudou.
As soon as Song Shuhang came back, he shouted: "Guoguo!"
――I'm embarrassed to say that I let this little monk stay at home and don't run around, and take good care of the house. But he and Senior Bai rushed into the universe in one go, tossing back and forth, and didn't even prepare lunch for this little monk.
I don't know if the little monk Guoguo is hungry?
After Song Shuhang called twice, there was no response in the room.
"Strange, why shouldn't you make a sound, is it asleep?" Song Shuhang wondered.
Then, he searched up and down the entire building, but still didn't see the figure of the little monk Guoguo.
"Where did this bear kid go?" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth.
"Shuhang, come and see this. At this time, Senior Bai pointed to the dining table on the third floor, on which there was a novel that Song Shuhang had rented from a rented bookstore and had not returned.
Song Shuhang took a closer look, only to find that two large characters were written on the cover of the novel.
The first paragraph: "Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, don't read it." ”
The second paragraph: "PS: In the morning, I checked on the Internet on my computer and found that hemorrhoids surgery costs 3,000 to 5,000 yuan, and it is even more expensive if I am hospitalized! So, Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, and I'll be back soon!"
"Ahhh
Doudou quietly shrank his head, Song Shuhang is very angry today? )