Chapter 287: Please make a move while it's hot
"The clouded leopard master will win!"
"Clouded Leopard Master, come on!"
"The clouded leopard master is mighty!"
……
Bursts of loud shouts and cheers resounded in the sky, and even a flock of birds who had just wanted to fly back to see the excitement were so frightened that they burst out of their feces and urine, and fluttered their wings and flew away.
This is......
The clouded leopard raised his hand and touched his forehead, then raised his slimy hand in front of his eyes and smelled it, it was gray and white, not very smelly.
It's!
Bird!
As the saying goes: a bird affair is a piece of cake!
hasn't done anything yet, and bird has fallen from the sky, doesn't it mean that the teacher has won a great victory, and there is nothing to do?!
The clouded leopard had a look of extreme excitement in his eyes, and he happily wiped the bird feces on his buttocks, and looked at Huang Tian fiercely.
"Hehe, people are in good spirits when they meet bird, and the clouded leopard master is coming, so let's take advantage of the heat!" Huang Tian curled the corners of his mouth, and reached out to fan his nose.
"Hehe, although I don't know who you are, but I admire your courage, it's my type I like!" The clouded leopard stared at Huang Tian, his voice was low and full of temptation, "As the saying goes, big things turn into small things, and small things become small things, only turning hostilities into jade silk is the best of both worlds...... Hey...... It's a joke, if the little brother turns this story around, I can pay you 100 plates of the same dumplings. ”
"Is this true?" Huang Tian showed a look of interest on his face, "Are you really sincere in compensating me for 100 plates of the same dumplings?"
"Haha, you little brother, it's really interesting, my deputy hall master of the Invincible Martial Arts Gym, in front of so many people, can he say the same thing as a fart?!"
"Okay!" Huang Tian nodded solemnly, "If Master Clouded Leopard compensates me for 100 plates of leek egg-filled dumplings, then I won't care about this matter anymore, from now on, the new accounts and old debts between me and the Invincible Martial Arts Gym will be written off, and the two will not owe each other!"
"Haha, look at your brother, too, wouldn't it be over if you said that earlier?!" The clouded leopard glanced at Yunlong and Yunhu triumphantly, and then looked at Huang Tiandao with a smile on his face: "Say, brother, 100 plates of dumplings, hehe, leek egg filling, right?1000 yuan is enough?!no!not enough!definitely not enough!2000 yuan! It's set!2000 yuan, brother, don't be polite!"
"What?!" Huang Tian frowned, "Master Clouded Leopard is not joking, is he?!My plate of leek egg-filled dumplings tastes not ordinary, it is full of a little girl's purest feelings, the most innocent romance and the most real blessings, it is worth a lot of money, but it is not something that can be sent casually." ”
In Huang Tian's mind, Xiaolan is most worthy of words like "innocent" and "playful and cute", everything seems natural, simple and unpretentious, but it gives people the feeling that it is so beautiful.
Whenever Xiaolan dragged his arm around him to tell a story, it was a time when his body and mind were completely relaxed and all his troubles were abandoned, and that feeling was like lying on a marshmallow-like white cloud in the spring sun, and his heart was calm, as if he was a fairy.
But!
Yesterday!
What happened when Xiao Lan excitedly went to him with a plate of freshly cooked dumplings and wanted him to try them?!
Snatch!
Taunt!
Intimidate!
Wrestling!
Battery!
This...... What does it mean for an elementary school girl?
Does it mean waking up screaming in a deep sleep?
Does it mean that Xiaolan's innocent time is gone?
Thinking of this, Huang Tian couldn't help frowning in his heart.
"I don't think the money is too much, right?!" The clouded leopard looked at Huang Tian with disdain, and soon said with a smile on his face: "It's okay! If you have less money, you can talk! or ...... It's 5,000 yuan! A plate of leek and egg-filled dumplings costs 50 yuan, and 100 plates are a total of 5,000 yuan, so are you satisfied?!"
"Add a word!" the corners of Huang Tian's mouth curled, "Otherwise, the Invincible Martial Arts Hall will be disbanded immediately! All the personnel kneel on the ground and beg for mercy!"
"Which word?" the clouded leopard's eyes flickered.
"Wan!" Huang Tian's face showed a hint of playfulness.
"What?!" the clouded leopard exclaimed, "You mean these 100 plates of leek-filled egg dumplings, you want us to pay 50,000 yuan?!"
"No! your math must have been taught by the physical education teacher's little brother!" Huang Tian curled the corners of his mouth and said lightly: "I'm talking about 50 million yuan!"
What the?!
Thundered!
The scene suddenly erupted into an irrepressible uproar.
"50 million yuan? This young man must be crazy, right? What kind of dumplings are worth so much money?!
"This bastard is deliberately mischievous! He doesn't want to talk about it at all, he's just playing the clouded leopard master! Bastard! I'm going to kill him!"
"It's too presumptuous! It's too rampant! What kind of place does this bastard think of our invincible martial arts gym?!Please kill the curator!"
……
Huang Tian didn't seem to hear what these people were saying, and then smiled: "So, a plate of dumplings stuffed with leeks and eggs is 50 million yuan, so Master Clouded Leopard said in front of everyone that he would compensate me for 100 plates of the same dumplings, that is...... I'll do the math...... Okay, that's 5 billion dollars! Let's pay for it, Master Clouded Leopard?!"
Burst!
The clouded leopard master's face darkened, he blinked, and then opened his mouth, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
Swish!
Huang Tianniao flashed silently to the side, made a gesture of please with his bright hand, and said with a smile: "Master Clouded Leopard, what you just said in front of everyone's eyes, does it still count?!"
At this moment, the clouded leopard's face turned red, stretched out his right hand and pointed at Huang Tian, his lips kept moving, and he suddenly fell to the ground with a muffled snort.
Rumble!
The scene was chaotic all of a sudden!
"Oh my God, this young man is very powerful, did this make the clouded leopard master angry to death?! Nima! This thing is a bit awesome!"
In the future, you can just talk about fighting, and if you encounter someone like the clouded leopard master, you will be angry to death!"
"Haha! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that a plate of leek egg stuffed dumplings was worth 50 million yuan, oops, yes, okay, okay, I asked my wife to make two plates tonight to taste, isn't it just a small goal of eating 100 million? Hehe, eating 100 million in one meal, I can be regarded as a successful person, right?!"
……
Huang Tian scratched his head, didn't understand the situation, and watched several warriors walking towards the gate with the clouded leopard, and couldn't help but look at Yunlong and Yunhu again:
"Master Clouded Leopard talked too much nonsense, and his health didn't seem to be very good, so he said a few more words, and that's it. I don't know which of the two of you can get better, come up and fight, at least worthy of the words invincible in the invincible martial arts hall, right?!"
Yunlong had a hawkish nose and deep eyes, and he smiled fiercely, and said slowly: "Boy, you dare to come to the Invincible Martial Arts Hall alone to provoke, it's really not easy!
At this time, inside the gate of the Invincible Martial Arts Hall, a voice shouted viciously:
"Brother Yunlong! I know him! This guy's name is Huang Tian, and he is the one who beat me to a cripple!"