One of the leading actors in military training, Niu Shuai said: "Nonsense, of course whoever looks like a mountain artillery, we will say who is a mountain artillery." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Hahaha!

The sketch actors from Huading Art School laughed when they heard this...... This also made the faces of Wu Fatzi and several of them ugly.

Song Zhi said: "Stinky boy! ”

Cai Jiandao, one of the leading actors in military training, said: "You're welcome! You can still eat us." ”

You must know that these guys have no fear, and both sides know on this occasion that they are just talking about it, do you dare to beat people, then you really don't want to die.

Wu Jie said: "Boy, acting in a sketch is crazy like this." My brother educates you that garbage is always garbage, and no matter how good the sketch is, it is also the garbage of a few sketches. ”

Niu Shuai frowned and said, "Fatty, who do you say is trash?"

Wu Jie snorted coldly: "Nonsense, of course who looks like garbage, I just said who is garbage." ”

Hahahahaha!

Several people in class 12 also couldn't stop laughing when they heard this, but they didn't expect this Wu Jie to react quite quickly, and put the other party in three sentences or two sentences.

Niu Shuai looked at Wu Jie with an ugly face, and deliberately said to the people around him: "Who knows which school these guys belong to?"

"One-in-one!"

Niu Shuai nodded and said, "Where did I come from, a group of bastards! It turned out to be a nerd from No. 1 Middle School!"

Cai Jian continued: "I didn't expect this kind of large-scale performance, and you also have a part in it." What are you playing? Do you want to perform a physics quiz with the teacher?"

A group of people from Huading Art School laughed crookedly.

Wu Fatzi was ridiculed in front of several people, and his face was very ugly.

Wu Jie looked at Zhao Zhijun and said, "Lao Zhao, what do you say we are playing, can those scum who are not IQ good enough understand?"

Zhao Zhijun continued: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand it! You can gather a lot of old scum at home." Isn't the old saying good, a group of stinkers, top Dongfang Liang!"

Hahahahaha! Everyone in Class 12 also laughed enough.

Several guys from Huading Art School also looked very ugly and looked at each other.

Niu Shuai said: "Fatty, you are very arrogant!"

Wu Jie said: "No. 1 Middle School has always been so arrogant!

Niu Shuai said: "I'm strange! You are in the first middle school, and you can't choose a program for several years." This year is a great time to come! What do you have to be arrogant about? ”

Wu Jie said: "Let me remind you of the logical error of language! It's not that we can't choose a middle school once in many years. It's how many years we have been in high school, and we have only moved out of our IQ once to show performance. As for what we're performing? I'm sorry, you don't understand. Because IQ!

"What did you say!"

"Fatty, don't you owe a beating!"

The guys from Huading Art School all had angry expressions on their faces, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and pretended to beat people.

Wu Jie smiled disdainfully and said, "Yo! I'm not a student anymore, I'm the boss of the club, and I want to beat someone! ”

Several people from Class 12 also leaned together, looking at each other, with a provocative face, and the implication was obvious...... Who's afraid of who's grandson.

Niu Shuai looked ugly, and whispered to his classmates: "What show are they playing!"

"I didn't look closely!

Niu Shuai snorted and sneered, "Fatty, you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue." Aren't you just a separate column! You can't mix up the third prize, and if you brag about this bull B, you're not afraid that you won't be able to get off the stage when the time comes?"

Wu Jie said: "You think you are a judge! We're going to get mixed up!"

Niu Shuai said: "As long as you can mix the third prize, I will immediately kneel down and kowtow to you three times." ”

When Cai Jian heard this, he hurriedly pulled Niu Shuai's clothes and whispered: "Niu Shuai, don't talk nonsense! ”

Niu Shuai frowned when he heard this, and hesitated. What Cai Jian said is very reasonable, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, such a stylish outfit can also add a lot of impression points, and he is indeed a little impulsive in what he said.

Wu Jie also saw the two of them muttering, the kid's face changed again and again, and said with a smile: "You kid really dare to say it! Seriously, as long as we get the third prize, you will kneel and kowtow to me three times." ”

Niu Shuai hurriedly said: "You heard it wrong! I mean the second prize." ”

Hahahahaha! The people in Class 12 burst into laughter.

Wu Jie said with a funny expression: "You're so embarrassed! Why don't you say the first prize! I've seen a lot of thick-skinned people, but I've never seen someone as thick-skinned as you." ”

Zhao Zhijun said: "That's it, the thickness has caught up with the ancient city wall." The 11th wonder of the world!"

Hahaha! Everyone around me laughed when they heard this.

Niu Shuai said with a cold face: "Don't talk nonsense! Second prize, do you dare to bet!"

Wu Jie said: "Bet, we must dare to bet." But a cheeky guy like you! We're afraid you'll lose and won't admit it. ”

Niu Shuai said: "Fatty, what do you want?"

Wu Jie said: "How about it! It's very simple, you let us record everything you say with your mobile phone in a while." At the same time, you have to add that if you lose and don't admit it, you are a turtle bastard. And your son will also be a little turtle egg in the future. If you don't admit it, I'll send it to your circle of friends, and then let the whole class forward it, so that you can become popular in the city. ”

Niu Shuai frowned when he heard this, and he didn't know what to do. I want to say yes, but I'm a little scared, what if I lose. Of course, although this possibility is less than 1 in 10,000, but if it is, will you really kowtow to the other party, then it will definitely not work. It's not okay to be recorded! It's posted to the circle of friends, do you still have a face?

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Wu Jie looked at each other, comprehended, and smiled at the same time.

Wu Jie said: "What's the matter? Why don't you speak! Don't be afraid!"

Zhao Zhijun also said: "It's like a bear, don't learn from others if you don't have the guts." You're a typical turtle who wants to see a sunny day! Stretch out half of the turtle's head, half of it won't be exposed!"

Hahahahaha! Class 12 burst out laughing.

These people in Huading Art School are all ugly. Especially the person concerned, Niu Shuai, has a gloomy face.

Cai Jiandao: "Why do you want to record us? If you can't get the second prize, what should you do?

Wu Jie sneered and said, "I see that you all have a broken collective IQ! When did we say that we couldn't get the second prize and kowtow to you." It's obviously that guy" As he spoke, he also raised his hand and pointed at Niu Shuai, saying, "That guy said it himself, if we win the third prize." He knelt down and kowtowed to us three times! Later, he changed his mind and said that it was the second prize. Even if a few of you are collectively deaf and blind, there are so many buddies from other schools next to you. They've heard it too!"

The students from the other schools who were watching around were watching with interest as things unfolded.

Cai Jiandao: "Yes! Niu Shuai said so. But he didn't say he could let you record it!"

Wu Jie said: "You speak so unremarkably! What if he doesn't admit it if he doesn't record the video? When the time comes, I won't be able to pinch him flat, and I won't be able to round him." ”

Cai Jiandao: "Then we don't care! Could it be that if we say, who will go to the first prize of our two schools, the video is proof, the person who loses kowtows to the other party three times, the one who doesn't talk is the turtle bastard, and the son who gives birth will always be a little turtle egg, and the whole family will always be a turtle egg for generations." What can you do? You're going to be able to do it, and you're going to be a ghost!

Wu Jie and the others looked at each other when they heard this, and at the same time saw the firm nodding in each other's eyes. Several people shouted at the same time: "We did it!"

A few guys from Huading Art School, when they heard this, they were all staring at each other! I thought I had heard it wrong.