Fang Shanmu didn't answer Sun Xiaozhao's words, but smiled at the crowd: "Everyone who comes to the mall must want to buy something, under normal circumstances, women are more talented and interested than men in shopping malls." I would like to ask you, gentlemen, have you ever bought anything for your girlfriend or wife?"

Although the crowd was surprised why Fang Shanmu, who suddenly came out, didn't settle the dispute between the two beauties and asked about irrelevant things, most of the men still nodded and answered Fang Shanmu's question.

Fang Shanmu nodded with satisfaction, he needed skills to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene: "So have the ladies already bought things for themselves, and at the same time they haven't bought things for their husbands?"

The crowd burst into laughter, and several fashionably dressed ladies nodded their heads.

"If you want to buy it for them, they don't need it, you can't buy it for them to create family conflicts, right?"

"That's right, haha. ”

"That's right, it's hard for you. Fang Shanmu echoed the words of several beauties and smiled brightly, "When I just graduated, I was still a poor boy, and I didn't have money to buy clothes for my girlfriend, and my girlfriend was also considerate, and every time I went to the street, I went by myself and didn't call me." Later, there were a few times when I wanted to accompany her, but she refused to say anything, and then said something that moved me to tears......"

The crowd of onlookers eating melons are either two women, or a man and a woman in pairs, or a single woman, and there are very few single men or two men together, Fang Shanmu's topic is in line with women's psychology, and a few beauties immediately screamed.

"What did you say? Say it, I'm going to learn. ”

"That's it, say it quickly, don't sell it. ”

Fang Shanmu smiled, and the effect was achieved: "That's what she said-if you make enough money, I can buy whatever I like, and I still need you to accompany you to choose? Since you don't have enough money, if you come with me again, you can't afford what I like, you are embarrassed and uncomfortable, I can't bear it." So I'd better go shopping by myself. But every time I like the clothes I want to buy, I don't want to buy them in order to save you money, but I still buy them in the end, do you know how uncomfortable it is? Have you considered my feelings? Women are pleasing to themselves, do I buy clothes to dress up beautifully, or do I want to show you? When I go out, it's not to make you have face?

"Puff ......" The crowd hadn't laughed yet, and Sun Xiaozhao and Jiang Fuyu couldn't help it first.

"Gao, Mr. Fang Shanmu, a friend of women, a killer of young girls, an expert on gender issues, a professor of marriage and family incurable diseases, and a famous love master, is indeed extraordinary, and can make a splash at any time! Uncle Fang, you are my idol!" Cheng Peng was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground and gave a high thumbs up to Fang Shanmu in the middle of the crowd.

"That's right, your girlfriend is so virtuous, if you don't treat her well, you're a scumbag. ”

"She's been so nice to you, how did you treat her?"

The crowd came and went, and there were constantly people cooperating with Fang Shanmu's performance, so that Cheng Pengpeng didn't have a chance to ask questions. Cheng Peng shook her head deeply, Uncle Fang was extremely charming, and he didn't need her to be a nursery to calm the scene.

Fang Shanmu saw that Sun Xiaozhao had regained some composure, and Jiang Fuyu was no longer resistant and precautionary, thinking that the first step had achieved the effect, and it was time for the second step. He intentionally or unintentionally looked in the direction where Zhou Xiao was hiding, and saw that Zhou Xiao was still in place, and Gu Hao was approaching step by step from the side, and his heart was more steady.

"Since my girlfriend is so considerate and gentle, I can't be embarrassed, right?" Fang Shanmu smiled warmly, "But a buddy I know is not as wise and sensible as me, when his girlfriend told him like this, he immediately turned his face, broke up with others, and said that when he is rich enough to be with her, he will chase her again." ”

"Big straight man!"

"Machismo!"

"Big fool!"

"Really old-fashioned ......"

The crowd was scolding, all women. Fang Shanmu took the opportunity to answer: "You are really right, he is indeed very old-fashioned, so his surname is Gu and he is called an antique." ”

The crowd laughed again, Cheng Peng almost didn't laugh, Uncle Fang was really Gu Hao's best friend, Gu Hao was fortunately not there, otherwise he would have to jump to his feet.

Fang Shanmu went more and more smoothly on the road of Hei Guhao: "Later, the antique talked about three girlfriends one after another, and when they talked about what they had in common, he concluded that the family was very poor, because when he said that he wanted to go to someone's house, he replied that there was no way. ”

Even Jiang Fuyu couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Mr. Fang, you are so bad! Why didn't you find such a humorous side of you before?"

Fang Shanmu peeked at not far away, Gu Hao had already bypassed the pillar, it should be behind Zhou Xiao, he was a little happier in his heart: "In addition to the commonalities, the three girlfriends also have differences. For example, the first one, once Gu Hao watched a movie with her, and it was already late after the show. Not now, but in the early 2000s, when the bus and ride-hailing systems were not so developed, they walked home together. Walking and walking, the girl said that it was too late, and she would be scolded by her parents when she went home, so it was better to find a hotel to stay in and come back tomorrow. The antique said he didn't bring an ID. The girl was silent for a while, and asked him if she looked good with long hair or short hair, and the antique said that she had always had long hair when he knew her, and he didn't know what she looked like when she had short hair. ”

After a while, the girl took out her ID card and asked the antique to look at the photo of her short hair on it. After reading the antique, he said, he still looks good with long hair...... "Fang Shanmu deliberately paused after finishing speaking.

Sure enough, someone in the crowd couldn't hold back: "What happened later?"

"There was no later, because the antique didn't bring their ID cards, so they went back to their respective homes. Later, the girl got married and specially called to tell the antiques. The antique still didn't understand why the girl ignored him after that night and liked someone else, and he stupidly said that he wanted to give a gift to the girl, and asked what the other party liked. The girl said, give lipstick, so that when she kisses others, he still feels a little involved. ”

In the "poof......" crowd, several people burst out laughing.

Cheng Peng smiled and leaned back, Uncle Fang was too damaged, this was the worst time Gu Hao was hacked. Uncle Fang is talking the other way, with Gu Hao's lust and shamelessness, will he wait for the girl to hint at it, he is afraid that he has already designed and created countless opportunities by himself.

"Antique's second girlfriend was even more bizarre, he confided in me that they had been together for a few days, and the girl wanted to see his parents. If you don't see your parents or immediate family, you have to see others. I asked him what he said, and he said that he asked the girl when they would see each other again, and the girl said very simply, "See your uncle!"

In the crowd, the old man waved his hand again and again, laughing: "Lie down, I am innocent." ”

"What about the last girlfriend of the antique?" The crowd was attracted by Fang Shanmu's interesting story, and there were more and more onlookers eating melons.

"The last girlfriend antique blew after only three days of dating. On the first day, the girl said that she had bought three movie tickets, one each for her parents and sister, so that there would be no one at home at night, and she could invite him to the house and cook for him. The next day, the girl still said that she asked her parents and sister to go to her grandmother's house, and she ordered takeout and didn't need to brush the pots and dishes, but the antique pushed the girl away again - don't try to trick me into cleaning. ”

The crowd couldn't stop laughing.

The third time the girl was ruthless, saying that she wanted to go to the antique's house to eat, bring her own food, no need to clean, no need to brush the pot and wash the dishes, the antique thought about it, and really didn't find any routine, so she agreed. When she went upstairs, she said she wanted to take a shower first, and the antique immediately turned her face, and finally found out the girl's purpose, which turned out to be rubbing the hot water of his house. He drove the girl away without letting her go upstairs......"

"With his strength to be single, no one can stop him from growing old alone. In the crowd, Cheng Pengpeng finally found an opportunity to respond to Fang Shanmu and shouted loudly, "Uncle Fang, is your 70th love really so innocent, so absurd and so funny?"

Fang Shanmu glanced at Cheng Peng meaningfully, and did not answer her question directly: "Do you think what I just said is a joke? It's all made up, isn't it? Yes, in the love of your younger generation, it is simple, direct, dare to love and hate, unlike us in the past, there will be temptations and explorations, and tell you that the above stories are all real people and real things!" What I want to say is that the times are different, and love is also improving, whether it is the situation of love or the way of getting along, but one thing will not change, love and hate will always be intertwined, how much a person loves you and how much he pays for you, how much he will hate you, and how much he will ask of you, right, Jiang Fuyu?"

Jiang Fuyu was amused by Fang Shanmu's story, forgetting his situation completely, not wanting Fang Shanmu to turn too fast, he suddenly transferred to her, and was immediately caught off guard.

"I'm in the 80s, not your 70s, not their 90s. Jiang Fuyu pretended to be calm, and brushed his hair casually, and subconsciously glanced in the direction of Zhou Xiao.

"You are the tail of the class of 80, and you are almost the class of 90, so your thinking is more like the thinking of the generation of the class of 90 and can't understand the thinking of the generation of the class of 70, and the above story happened to the men and women of the class of 70. As a member of the '70s, I can realistically tell you that if I join forces with you to do something amazing, and in the name of love, then when things are successful, I will try to monopolize the fruits of victory and then get rid of you. ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about?" Jiang Fuyu naturally heard the meaning of Fang Shanmu's words, knowing what he was alluding to, she was both shocked and scared in her heart, what did Fang Shanmu really know? Impossible, she and Zhou Xiao did things very carefully, not to mention Fang Shanmu, Zhou Xiao's company, her company, and her ex-husband didn't know at all, how could Fang Shanmu know?

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