"Big crane, uh, Xiang Dongliu, wake up on the field, uh, wrap shells and fight... Hey, hey, hey.. Uh"

At one o'clock in the evening, the original noisy and extremely noisy is on the riverside avenue that is difficult to find at this time. Two shirtless young men covered in alcohol were pushing a barbecue cart together, staggering down the middle of the avenue.

Maybe they have been aggrieved for a long time, or maybe they have been filled with too much cat urine, but these two guys are singing loudly and unscrupulously under the quiet night sky. These two people are none other than Zipa and Lu Fei who collected their stalls and went home.

"Hahaha, thighs, uh, what kind of bullshit are you singing, believe it or not, uh, sing again, you can sing Song Oshi, jump out from the bottom"

After singing the song, Zipa hiccups and teased Lu Fei.

", roll calves, uh, you're not underwhelmed, Lao Tzu, this is a standard tenor, soprano, whatever, Pa, Pawa is naked, almost off, you still learn art, what's the product, taste, uh"

As soon as he heard this, Na Lu Fei seemed to be even more energetic, staring at the red bull's eyes and spraying a few words at Zipa, and then he sang loudly and provocatively.

"Hahaha" A burst of laughter resounded again in the quiet night.

"Two Fools"

Just when the two of them were making trouble, a very cold and somewhat intoxicating voice suddenly sounded behind the two.

Hearing this, both of them were slightly stunned, and then turned around with very strange expressions.

Under the bright moonlight, at this time, about five meters away from them, a burgundy sports car was parked there, and at the same time, the silhouette of a woman in the car loomed in front of the two of them.

"Don't, touch, me"

After a while, Lu Fei arched Qipa coldly, pointed to the mothers on the front of the car and said to him word by word.

"Uh, the brand" Zippa rubbed his eyes, burped, and replied in a serious manner.

"Giggle" Not long after the two finished speaking, the car door slammed open, and then a tall and beautiful woman stood beside the car door.

Fair-skinned and tall, with curved eyebrows like the moon, crystal eyes, delicate cherry lips, long waterfall-like curly hair sprinkled naturally, and a white slim long skirt....

Emma, I'm oh, I'm going... After a series of exclamations erupted, the eyes of the two young men seemed to be enchanted, and they were reluctant to leave the figure in front of them for a second, as if they had missed 100 million after leaving.

"Drunkard, it's really unqualified, forget it, I don't have time to worry about you, you move the car, I'm in a hurry"

After a while, the woman's face suddenly turned red, her good-looking brows frowned slightly, and then she gently covered her lips with a snow-white hand like a jade carving, and said this sentence coldly.

"Who do you say is a drunk?" Poof, "Emma, I'll go"

Zipa, who was already a little drunk, suddenly heard this very harsh name, and the grievances that had been aggrieved for a day immediately rushed out like a tide, so he lowered his face, straightened his waist, and stepped forward to find this girl to theorize.

As soon as he took a step, his feet slipped somehow, and Zipa fell to the tip of the girl's toes in a super-perfect posture with a technical coefficient of 5.0, a difficulty factor of 5.0, and a completion factor of 5.0.

"Hahaha" and "poof" a quarter of a second later, two chuckles reached Zipa's ears almost simultaneously.

"Nima, thigh, are you my gang, just look at me if I don't come to help, you still laugh, it's really not a thing"

A quarter and a quarter of a second later, Zippa scrambled and got up from the ground.

"You, this road is your family's, I can go how I want, it's your bird business"

Zippa rubbed his sore old waist and provoked the girl angrily.

"You!"

When the girl heard this, her little face immediately became gloomy, and she pointed at Zipa with her hand, and her body trembled slightly.

After a while, the girl suddenly turned sideways and got back into the car, and then the sound of the engine roaring rang out.

"Hi, hi, there's something to say, there's something to say"

Seeing that the situation had changed, Lu Fei suddenly felt a bad omen in his heart, so he hurriedly rushed forward, waving his hand towards the car while dragging Zippa back.

"Thighs, what do you mean, what are you afraid of, the blue sky and the white sun, are we two yellow flower boys still afraid that this little girl will not succeed?"

Zippa was clearly not yet sober, struggling with his hands and feet, and muttering indignantly with wine in his mouth.

Seeing his brother's virtue, Lu Fei was anxious and funny, and Nima was bright, what time is this girl, hey.

The sound of the "Didi" car horn sounded again, and then a very frightened picture appeared, so don't touch me and slowly leaned towards them.

"You're there, you're there"

Finally, fear finally defeated anger, and Zipa and Lu Fei reluctantly moved the barbecue truck to the side of the road like defeated roosters.

"Nasty Guy"

As the Don't Touch Me passed by the two of them, a cold voice and a look of disdain swept over her at the same time, and then, after a roar, the girl was far away.

Looking at the shadow that was already far away, Qi Pa and Lu Fei both felt guilty and bitter in their hearts, in the days of working hard in this city, they were already numb to listening.

"There are too many people who hate us, and you are so old."

So, in the next second, the two of them looked at each other and smiled, lit each other's cigarettes, and shouted out their only dignity to the distant shadow, and finally did not forget to compare the finger in the center.

Not far from the river, there is a dilapidated community, called Xiangyang Community, which is full of two red brick bungalows with small courtyards outside.

At this moment, in the innermost row of the community, under the darkness, only the window of a family in the west is still showing dim light, if it weren't for the faint sound of a few dog barking, others would have thought that this was the forgotten planet, this is the kennel of Zipa and Lu Fei, No. 56 Xiangyang Community.

The two of them are close friends who grew up bare-assed, and they are of the same age, but in comparison, Lu Fei is slightly older than Zippa for a few months.

After the two of them came here to work hard, because they were doing business with Lu Fei, and because the rent was cheap in the suburbs (the rent was only 400 per month), the two of them rented this place without hesitation, and as for the rent, it was naturally half of one person.

"Calf, it's not me talking about you, you can't find a suitable job, why don't you say it's lost, you look at it, this time it's good, the object is also lost, hey, you mud can't support the wall, you say how old you are, your parents ....."

On a big bed, Lu Fei was dipping his fingers in the foam and counting the colorful tickets, while frowning and chattering to the side of the dazed Zippa who was lying in a daze.

"Gwun get out" Zippa glanced at him, turned his head, and gently spat out the words.

"Hey, you don't know what to do, buddy can't see you like this, so I said you, change someone who says you, don't say anything else, just say this rent, say it's half of a person, you haven't had a big son since you came to the present"

Lu Fei was obviously a little enraged. But before he could say anything, there was a bang, a muffled sound, and as soon as the door of the inner room closed, only Lu Fei was left with a stunned face outside.

"Grandson, Lao Tzu has decided, starting tomorrow, I will go to the riverside to sing"

Before Lu Fei could regain his senses, there was a muffled sound, and Zipa with a guitar in his hand appeared in front of him like a ghost.

After staring at him for a long time, Lu Fei gritted his teeth and nodded fiercely.