Chapter 286: Love Language is Hard to Table 1
Yang Yilin frowned, and said: "How many times have I told you to call me Yilin! Yilin! You just can't change it, you have to call that broken factory director to do something! Change it! You have to change it today! No, you have to change it now! You don't know, I heard you call out that broken name, how awkward I feel in my heart!"
Wen Jiemei looked at Yang Yilin, and saw that he was really a little angry, she pushed the melon seed bag, pushed Yang Yilin and said, "Okay, you are Yilin." Yilin, Yilin," she called twice, and then said, "Yilin, you can eat, these melon seeds are fragrant!" After speaking, she couldn't help but laugh first.
Yang Yilin was annoyed, he looked at the melon seeds, did not stretch out his hand, and showed a smile on his face again. He grinned and took out half a box of cigarettes from his pocket, and said, "I don't like to eat snacks, you eat melon seeds, I smoke cigarettes, hehe!"
Yang Yilin took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, put it on his left finger and said, "This cigarette was used by me to entertain people when I was on a business trip, and now this cigarette is useless, let's also learn to smoke a cigarette and feel it." ”
As Yang Yilin spoke, he took out a lighter from his pocket and lit a cigarette. He pretended to take a puff and spit it out without swallowing. He raised his right hand, tilted his thumb up, and said to Wen Jiemei: "Jiemei, how do you think of my smoking?
Wen Jiemei looked at Yang Yilin, she just smiled shyly and didn't speak. Suddenly, as if she remembered something, she took out a pen and paper from the drawer, and began to write on the desk:
The heart is filled with ambition, and the smoke is chic.
The eyes are full of love, and the mouth is the truth.
After Wen Jiemei finished writing these four sentences, she saw that Yang Yilin was learning to smoke complacently, she didn't think about him smoking, she handed over the note with some embarrassment and said: "Director Yang, oh, it's wrong." Ilin, show you, guess who I wrote?"
Yang Yilin took the note, took a cursory look, and said, "You are, you wrote me, right? Oh, you also said that you can't write lyrics, aren't you writing these sentences very well?" Hmm, you only clicked a little bit here, you wrote one less word, give, give, add that word. ”
Wen Jiemei said in her heart: "Hanzi! I can't even understand this!" She didn't stretch out her hand to take it, and said: "That's an anagram, it's empty, and it's for you to fill in the words in that blank." ”
As soon as Yang Yilin heard the word anagram, he suddenly remembered that Zheng Xiaowen had written him an anagram, and said in his heart: Alas, it is better to go back to the private school Hutong at noon......
Wen Jiemei saw that Yang Yilin hadn't written on the note, she raised her hand to signal him, and said a little anxiously: "I'm waiting for you to fill in that word, why are you in a daze!"
Yang Yilin came back to his senses, he said "oh, oh," twice, and then looked carefully at the four sentences on the note, he said: "Oh, you write so simply, what kind of anagram is this!" He took the pen, and then wrote the word 'friend' in the space of the third sentence, and handed the note to Wen Jiemei.
Wen Jiemei took the note and looked at it, and said in her heart: I should fill in the word 'love', but he actually filled in the word 'friend'. Usually looks at him so smart, sometimes his brain just doesn't turn, he's just an elm pimple that can't be broken!
Wen Jiemei at this moment, no matter how unsatisfactory she is, no matter how unsatisfactory she is, no matter how unsatisfactory she is, she can't say the word 'love' directly in a girl's house. Besides, she is so shy, and she can't show any signs at this time.
She hurriedly smiled and said, "Director Yang, oh, no, no, it's wrong again." Yilin, you are smart, when I wrote there, I was about to write the word 'friend', I thought, it's okay for a while, just play, I didn't write up, so I left the place for this word empty.
"Who knows, you really wrote the word 'friend' for me, you really know how to guess!
"Actually, these four sentences are so simple to write, it's not an anagram, it's just an entertainment trick to play with you, Gegegege!"
When Wen Jiemei said these words, she felt that she had covered her mood tightly with Yang Yilin, so she exhaled a long breath and felt a lot more relaxed.
Yang Yilin heard Wen Jiemei talk about entertainment, he remembered the song meeting, and talked about the song meeting the day after tomorrow.
Wen Jiemei seemed to be listening to Yang Yilin's words about the singing meeting, but in fact, she didn't listen to it, her mind had already deserted.
At this moment, she had her own mind again, and she had no intention of listening to things other than her mind. Her left arm rested on the table, her chin was propped up, her eyelids drooped, her right hand was aimlessly touching melon seeds, and her mind was thinking about a few little stories she had made up.
Yang Yilin looked at Wen Jiemei's expression, and he knew that Wen Jiemei's thoughts had deserted. He stretched out his hand on the table under Wen Jiemei's eyes, knocked on the ground, and said, "Hey, you are dreaming with your eyes open in broad daylight!"
Yang Yilin's knocking on the table, coupled with his voice, was a little loud, which frightened Wen Jiemei suddenly, she quickly raised her hand and rubbed her chest and said, "Oh, what are you doing, you're scared to death!"
Wen Jiemei rubbed her chest as she spoke, and she didn't completely settle down when she was scared. She wanted to tell Yang Yilin the story she made up quickly, she looked at Yang Yilin, and changed the subject: "Hey, Yilin, I'll tell you a few nice stories, are you willing to listen to them?"
As soon as Wen Jiemei asked about the little story she made up, she was shocked before she could fully calm down, she immediately felt that her face was a little hot, and her heart was a little fluttering, she quickly calmed herself.
She panicked and saw that her right hand was blocked by the table, and Yang Yilin couldn't see it, she hurriedly raised her hand in her heart, quickly pressed it down, and said in her heart: Be quiet, be quiet, don't panic, don't panic. If you're too flustered, how can you tell him what's on your mind?
Yang Yilin didn't know Wen Jiemei's thoughts, and he didn't see Wen Jiemei's panic, he waved his hand and said, "Don't discuss, if you are willing to listen, let's talk." ”
Wen Jiemei fixed the panic in her heart again, with a shy smile on her face, she avoided Yang Yilin's gaze, and said casually:
"Then you listen carefully. This first story, it's said that there was a girl who met a particularly handsome boy. I don't know why, since this girl knew this boy, the girl had a fever in her face and panicked.
The girl told her best confidant girlfriend about it, and when her girlfriend heard it, she said: "You have this problem, it must have been infected by that boy." The girl said, "No, no, there are other girls around that boy, why don't you infect those girls?"
"My girlfriend said: You don't understand this, it's because of your low resistance that it was transmitted to you. Besides, this kind of disease is also contracted by people. However, don't be afraid, there is a good way to treat this problem, and it can be cured as soon as it is cured.
The girlfriend asked the girl to drink a glass of cold boiled water every time she saw the boy, saying that if she saw the boy again, the girl's face would not be feverish.
The girlfriend also said that remember to drink cold boiled water, and then play a set of boxing techniques to regulate the qi and relax the mood. In this way, when I go to see the boy again, if I don't rush up and don't raise my strength, I won't be nervous, and my heart will naturally be calm and not panicked.
The girlfriend said that if she used this method a few more times, she would see the boy again in the future, and she would never make this mistake again, and she would talk to the boy calmly and naturally. ”
Yang Yilin listened to this story, he listened to it with a smile, accompanied by a gentle applause. I thought: Don't look at this gentle and pitiful little look of Wen Jiemei, her slow whisper tells ridiculous stories, which can make you laugh and hurt your belly!
Yang Yilin is in this office, and he has already heard Wen Jiemei's storytelling. On the day he traveled to Sheep's Head Mountain, he had heard Wen Jiemei explain so many poems, and now, listening to this storyline, he only felt that the delicate girl told the story, which might be like this, he just laughed happily and didn't think about other places.
At this moment, in Wen Jiemei's eyes, she looked at Yang Yilin just applauding and smirking, without the slightest doubtful expression, she was very annoyed, and said in her heart:
To say that he Yang Yilin is a porcelain elm pimple that is difficult to fix is not wrong at all!
You, Yang Yilin, are so good to others, after lunch in the factory, you will come to talk and play with them. This girl is too stupid to tell you directly, then, I'm a girl, there is no other way but to use the storytelling method to get you hard!
A little bit, a little harder, a little bit until you open your mind! I don't believe that you can't understand a solid elm!
Wen Jiemei thought of this, she was calm, because she was upset, she was not so shy at this time, she glanced at Yang Yilin and said:
"Now, I'm going to tell you a second story, and you've listened carefully. One girl told her girlfriend that she had met a very cute boy. said that this boy often talks to her face to face, and this boy, he is not only handsome, he is highly knowledgeable and full of articles!"
When Wen Jiemei said this, she glanced at Yang Yilin again, and saw that Yang Yilin was listening quietly, she continued:
Sometimes, the boy's witty and humorous words and actions can make the girl laugh out loud. A girl's family, even if she laughs, she can't laugh all the time, girls often laugh in their hearts.
"The girl really wants the boy to be with her every day and talk to her every day. However, no matter how good the relationship between girls and boys is, after all, men and women are different, and they can't be together every day.
"Ah, what can I do about this? The girl was very worried. Even if the girl is very worried, there is one thing to ask everyone to relax, the girl has no enmity with eating, she always eats very fragrant, very fragrant. ”