Chapter 2: Self-defeating
Chu Yu was indeed dried, and it was dried for more than two hours.
Meng Yong stood outside the interrogation room and observed for two hours, and the more he observed, the more he wanted to rush in and beat Chu Yu violently.
Because Chu Yu fell asleep, he fell asleep on the metal table.
During this time, Chu Yu was exhausted, and mental exertion led to physical exhaustion.
The Bureau of Public Affairs and Security was like a second home to him, with the building full of people who were nominally his "former" and "future" colleagues.
There are no outsiders who suddenly throw fireballs around, no freaks who break through the wall, and there is no need to force up the spirit to lead a partner to fight a bloody path, relax and fall asleep in a few minutes, sleeping as sweet as a baby.
Outside the interrogation room, Meng Yong and Wang Xuanzhu stood.
"Brother Yong. Wang Xuanzhu couldn't help asking: "This kid can't be a fool, he can fall asleep, how big his heart is." ”
Meng Yong didn't say anything, he snorted angrily.
Xiao Ming came just now, and used the multi-function detector in the interrogation room to conduct an infrared scan, proving that Chu Yu was indeed asleep, not pretending, and the quality of sleep was particularly good.
"The group of garbage upstairs hasn't been checked, why hasn't there been news for so long. ”
"I'll ask. ”
Wang Xuanzhu took out the walkie-talkie and began to contact his colleagues upstairs.
After asking for a while, Wang Xuanzhu said with a wry smile: "Brother Yong, the technical department said that there is no information about this kid in the database of all brother units, and his resume is normal, there is nothing suspicious. ”
"Where's the white game?"
"I went to find a disciple of the hidden sect, she suspected that this guy was from the hidden sect, and wanted to find out the situation, so it was estimated that there was a quarrel again. ”
"Don't wait, my child will have to video with me in a while. Meng Yong threw off his arms and walked into the interrogation room, and was about to push the door, but hesitated, then took a step back and kicked them away.
With a "bang", Chu Yu, who was sleeping, was startled, and raised his head blankly, with a trace of saliva hanging on the corner of his mouth.
Meng Yong looked fierce: "Old... ”
As soon as Meng Yong said a word, Chu Yu suddenly roared angrily: "You are going to die, scare me!"
It really startled Chu Yu, just now he was dreaming, dreaming that he was soaring in the universe, like a fish in the water, Bai Yue held his hand tightly and offered a fragrant kiss, but before he could kiss him, Bai Yue's face suddenly turned into Meng Yong, and the sound of kicking the door also scared him awake.
"It's been a few hours since I checked it or not. Chu Yu wiped his saliva and said impatiently: "I'm hungry, go get me something to eat." ”
Meng Yong almost choked Chu Yu to death with a word, and was just about to scold, when his expression suddenly changed slightly: "How do you know that we are investigating you?"
"Nonsense, if you don't check me, what did you just go, and the female anchor went?"
Meng Yong took a deep look at Chu Yu, then pulled out the stool and sat on it.
Chu Yu looked at his watch, becoming more and more impatient.
Meng Yong pretended to be casual and asked, "Are you in a hurry?"
"When I'm in a hurry... Chu Yu paused slightly, and then said with an unhappy face: "Of course I'm in a hurry, Lao Tzu is going to look for a job, what to eat and drink if you don't have a job, you can eat and live." ”
"Yes. Meng Yong smiled slightly and changed his strategy: "According to what we know, on the surface, you are an international student majoring in neurology and religion overseas, right?" ”
"It's Nima theology, what neurology. Chu Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Can you do your homework before fooling people?"
"It's wrong, it's a mistake. Meng Yong's face turned red, and then said: "Want to hide your identity and prepare to find a suitable job in China?"
Chu Yu didn't bother to explain, and nodded weakly: "Yes, find a job with the right job." ”
"Is your major easy to find in China?"
"It's hard to find. Chu Yu pretended to be helpless and said: "Actually, this so-called theology is metaphysics, involving gods and ghosts, including some supernatural powers... Forget it, you don't believe it. ”
"How do you know that I don't believe it?" Meng Yong's eyes lit up: "Anyway, being idle is idle, you can tell me." ”
A hint of brightness flashed in Chu Yu's eyes, he leaned forward a little, and said mysteriously, "Have you ever seen a ghost?"
Meng Yong also pulled over the stool, sat down beside Chu Yu, and asked with a pretended curiosity, "Have you seen it?"
"That must have been seen. Chu Yu took out a cigarette from the cigarette case in front of him, and said with a smile: "And it's not uncommon, not only ghosts, but also supernatural lifeforms, really, that's what I'm doing overseas, haven't you seen the movie, it's those Taoist monks who exorcise ghosts and catch ghosts, and the like like that, the work I do abroad is similar to this, and when I graduate, don't we have to go to an internship, and then go outside to catch ghosts." ”
Meng Yong had a skeptical expression.
I've heard of people who go to McDonald's for graduation internships, and I've also heard of people who go to crematoriums to learn barbecue.
This is the first time I have heard of a theological internship to catch ghosts.
Chu Yu continued: "I am indeed looking for a job when I return to China this time, but this job is not visible, mainly to help people deal with supernatural events, otherwise what do you think I am going to study religion and theology, preaching, oh yes, have you heard of the Secret Society of Saints?"
Meng Yong shook his head.
"I guess you haven't heard of it.,This organization looks like a cult organization on the outside.,Actually... He is a cult, all the core members, all humanoids, what blood, what vampires, what werewolves, is the kind that can be transformed, including wizards, soothsayers, this monster and that demon. ”
"Really?"
"What are you lying to. When Chu Yu said this, he sighed and said: "But you can't find out the truth, most people don't believe this kind of thing, forget it, don't say it, you just brag about me." ”
Meng Yong was aroused, and his interest became more and more intense: "Otherwise, go on, I'll just assume that what you said is true, then how do you catch those ghosts, demons and the like, as well as those humanoid creatures." ”
"There are many ways to do this, and they vary from person to person, let's just say that our Chinese demons and monsters, magic weapons, formations, including high-tech equipment, are all indispensable. ”
Meng Yong's eyes became brighter and brighter: "And then?"
"Depending on the specific situation, if it is an ordinary lonely soul and wild ghost, it is easy to do, and there is no need for magic weapons and formations at all.
"How is it possible, the hidden door... Didn't you act on TV, you have to use some Dao formation or something. ”
"TV is complete, no, it's not exactly, it can only be said to complicate simple things. Chu Yu said half-truthfully: "In these days, you have to rely on your brain to do everything, and you have to have culture, such as this lonely soul and wild ghost, in fact, it is a different form of life, mainly composed of a kind of magnetic field energy, in a specific magnetic field, through the transmission band to carry out substantial damage or imprisonment, the Taoist formation is actually like this, just like our people say Yin and Yang two qi and five elements gossip, by changing the magnetic field... ”
Speaking of this, Chu Yu suddenly pretended to be wary and said, "You don't want to steal the skills, this major is fast, and you will learn it in two days." ”
"Quick?!" Meng Yong's eyes became brighter and brighter as if he had discovered a new continent.
Chu Yu frowned and asked, "Are you trying to steal the teacher?"
"How could it be. Meng Yong pretended to be relaxed and said, "I'm just having fun." ”
said this, but in fact, Meng Yong was scratching his heart with a hundred claws.
It's not that there are no talents in the bureau, on the contrary, there are a lot of talents.
More than one person proposed that the Taoist formation was actually a special way to change the magnetic field, which was completely consistent with what Chu Yu said.
It's just embarrassing that the hidden disciples in the bureau have very tight mouths, either they don't know what's going on at all, or they don't know about it and don't spread it.
Now listening to Chu Yu, a "professional" person, how can Meng Yong not be curious, excited, and nervous. , especially the commonly known two words, directly stabbed his g... on his prostate.
"Forget it, don't say it, you won't believe it, it's boring. Chu Yu extinguished the cigarette butt, put his hands on his cheeks and asked, "When can I leave, how long have I been locked up, do you have any evidence?" ”
Meng Yong smiled and said, "Stay is also stay, let's chat." ”
"No, I'm in a hurry. ”
Seeing that Chu Yu was reluctant to speak again, Meng Yong ran out in a hurry.
Coming to Wang Xuanzhu, Meng Yong Zhengse said: "Let the technical department send a few people, check the overseas saint secret society, report to the white bureau, and her... Forget it, I'll go for it myself. ”
Meng Yong, who ran to the elevator, kept praying in his heart, praying that what Chu Yu said was true.
If that's the case, it's a treasure.
They are valuable talents who have learned "advanced" experience from overseas, and such talents can go where they can work if they don't work in the Public Affairs and Security Bureau, and their majors should not be too suitable.
There is also that group of awesome hidden disciples, isn't it hidden, I can't ask you now, what kind of formation magic weapon, people have mastered it through scientific learning methods, what does this mean, it means that Chu Yu can learn, everyone can learn it, isn't this a ready-made teacher.
After learning these new "skills" through scientific means, Lao Tzu was the first to lead his brothers to kick to death you bastard hidden disciples.
Therefore, what Meng Yong prayed to Chu Yu was true.
And this also explains why Chu Yu has always been in danger.
I'm not afraid of catching ghosts every day overseas, and I'm afraid of a few big bald heads kidnapping him.
In the interrogation room, Chu Yu gently tapped on the table and waited patiently.
The reason why he fooled Meng Yong so much was actually forced to be helpless.
He also saw that his excessive calmness led to the complete opposite direction of the development of things, and instead of interviewing him, people were ready to investigate him deeply.
I'm not afraid to check it, there was a background check in the original history, and I didn't join the company anyway, but the problem is Bai Yue, this girl is simply a stubborn old scalper, if you can't find it out in a day, you can check it for ten days, and if you can't find it out in ten days, you can check it for a year.
It doesn't matter if you check it, the main thing is that you can't join the Public Affairs Security Bureau.
So in desperation, Chu Yu could only "guide".
If you don't interview me, okay, I'll let you beg me to join the gang, and the salary is low.
。。。。。。
Bai Yue, who was sitting in the office, was distraught.
As soon as I arrived at the upstairs office, I quarreled with a group of hidden disciples again, and the quarrel was so great that I forgot about Chu Yu.
In fact, Bai Yue also wants to come out one by one, just to find something for herself to do.
Whenever she returned to the headquarters after performing a mission from the field, it was an endless tearing and fighting, and she couldn't wait to pull out a folding machete and hack this group of hidden disciples to death.
Just as he was thinking about whether to masked and beat up a few hidden disciples at night to vent his anger, Meng Yong ran in in a hurry, and even forgot to knock on the door.
"Leader, I have found a treasure. Meng Yong's face was overjoyed, and he said without hesitation: "That guy named Chu Yu is exactly the talent we urgently need, what a fucking talent." ”
Bai Yue was stunned for a few seconds, her face dazed.
Meng Yong still knew Bai Yue better, and reminded: "It's the kid who is locked up in the interrogation room downstairs, and the one who came back from studying abroad." ”
"Oh, it's him, what's wrong?"
Meng Yong couldn't wait to explain the situation, and at the same time said that he had just gone to the technical department, and it was true that as Chu Yu said, the organization of the Saint Secret Society existed, and from some specious channels, he learned that the core members of the Saints were indeed not "ordinary" human beings.
After figuring out the ins and outs, Bai Yue didn't look excited at all, but opened the notebook and said lightly: "Let the technical department send me the video recording in the interrogation room." ”
"Leadership... ”
"Just let you go, just go. ”
"Oh. Meng Yong ran out of the house.
Within a few minutes, the interrogation record was transferred to Bai Yue's computer, and Meng Yong also ran back.
Bai Yue looked at the "interrogation" record expressionlessly, and the more she looked, the more strange her expression became, and she glanced up at Meng Yong from time to time.
Meng Yong looked confused, he always felt that Bai Yue's eyes looking at him were a bit like... Look at the meaning of fools.
After watching the video recording, Bai Yue raised her head and asked slightly, "Do you know what we do?"
"What for?" Meng Yong scratched the back of his head: "Dealing with supernatural events." ”
"Yes, we're dealing with paranormal events. Bai Yue asked again, "So, don't you think it's a coincidence?"
"It's not a thing, it's just a coincidence.
Meng Yong slapped his thigh and said happily: "I'm sleepy, and I sent a pillow, isn't it a coincidence." ”
Bai Yue sighed silently.
I don't know how Meng Yong got mixed up with the deputy director, is this guy related to Mo Daoqing?
Hakutsuki recently discovered a problem, the combat personnel don't seem to have very high IQs.
Could it be that hair has something to do with IQ, all of them are big bald, so IQ is zero?
Bai Yue's patience today was surprisingly good, and she was ready to try to save Meng Yong's IQ that was about to fall into the abyss.
"We are in charge of dealing with supernatural affairs, and this person named Chu Yu happens to be dealing with supernatural affairs overseas, and he is still in school during his internship, studying for a master's degree, and the seminary asked him to go to an internship, and the content of the internship is to deal with supernatural events, now you should understand. ”
"You mean ... Meng Yong was slightly stunned, followed by a thoughtful look, and then slapped his forehead: "I finally know what you mean." ”
Bai Yue smiled slightly, slightly relieved.
Meng Yong said with a regretful face: "The national conditions are different, although the overseas education concept is advanced, but the national conditions are different, and this kind of thing cannot be made public, and there is no seminary in our country, you say yes... ”
Without waiting for Meng Yong to finish speaking, Bai Yue directly smashed the pen on the table.
She was sure that Meng Yong definitely came in through the back door, and with this IQ, it was definitely the ancestral tomb that breathed fire if he could find a job.
What kind of fool would believe that the school will organize a student internship period to catch ghosts, this guy's IQ has no room to save at all.
Bai Yue didn't bother to say so much, stood up and walked to the door: "Tell Xiao Ming to go to the underground interrogation room and bring the lie detector with you." ”
Meng Yong just didn't have enough IQ anymore and reacted that something was wrong, so he shrugged his head and went to find Xiao Ming.
Bai Yue came to the underground interrogation room again, followed by Meng Yong and Xiao Ming, who were carrying polygraphs.
Meng Yong and Xiao Ming were the first, and Chu Yu was yawning boringly.
Seeing Meng Yong's cold face, Chu Yu sighed slightly.
With Meng Yong's IQ, it is absolutely impossible for him to react so quickly to fool him, and he may not even notice that he is fooling him, so the rest of the possibility is that Bai Yue has seen through his own little plan.
Chu Yu regretted it incomparably, pretending to be forced to be struck by thunder, he had known that if he was like this, he would struggle to resist when he was at the airport, so why bother to become a class enemy now.
Meng Yong sneered and connected the lie detector sensor to Chu Yu's body, Xiao Ming nodded at Meng Yong, and was about to turn around, when he suddenly saw Chu Yu looking at him with a smile.
Xiao Ming pinched his waist and asked, "What are you seeing, haven't you ever seen a child playing with high technology?"
"I've seen it, why haven't I seen it. ”
"Comments?"
"Yes. Chu Yu shrugged: "As a master with a double degree and full financial strength to buy a house in the national capital, find a girlfriend to marry a wife and have a second child, I want to ask, have you finished your homework?"
Xiao Ming opened his mouth, and then glanced at Meng Yong: "This guy is really underbeaten." ”
"Who's to say it isn't. Meng Yong glared at Chu Yu coldly and left with Xiao Ming.
Chu Yu laughed.
After the two left, Bai Yue walked in.
Glancing at Chu Yu slightly, Bai Yue walked over, and her face was almost close to her face, exuding a very aggressive temperament from top to bottom, like a lioness preparing to forage.
"Boy, who are you and what you have done, it has nothing to do with us, the old lady just wants to help the brother unit reduce the burden, but now it seems that you are prepared, I believe you also know what place this is, since you know, then you must know who I am." Bai Yue squeezed her fists and said with a sneer: "Now, tell me honestly who you are and what you want to do, I ask, you answer." ”
After Bai Yue finished speaking, she stretched out three fingers: "Every question, three seconds, three seconds are not palatable, one rib, one more second, one rib, the ribs are not enough, and the other bones will make up." ”
Chu Yu scolded his mother again and again in his heart.
In the end, she is playing big, Bai Yue, this girl has dismantled her bones, and she is comparable to a professional pig slaughtering master in a slaughterhouse.
He knew that there was a medical skeleton shelf standing in Bai Yue's bedroom, especially the rib parts, which were about to be pulped.
"First question, what's your name. ”
"Chu Yu. ”
Chu Yu immediately spoke, afraid that he would break a rib if he was a second late in answering.
"Gender. ”
"Male. ”
Chu Yu knew that Bai Yue was on the baseline, so he didn't say any superfluous nonsense.
"Occupation. ”
"Study abroad turtles, unemployed. ”
"Overseas experience. ”
"Majoring in Theology and Religious Studies, double degree master's degree. ”
Outside the interrogation room, Meng Yong looked at Xiao Ming nervously and asked, "Did he tell a lie?"
"Nope. ”
Meng Yong breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's good if you don't have it."
"I mean," Xiao Ming added, "there is not a word of truth. ”
Meng Yong: "... ”
Xiao Ming pointed to the curve chart and said: "And every time he tells a lie, there is no change in his physiological characteristics." ”
"Physiological characteristics haven't changed?" Meng Yong said inexplicably: "Doesn't that mean that he is telling the truth." ”
Xiao Ming pointed to Bai Yue in the interrogation room: "Who is she?"
"Deputy Director of the Public Affairs Security Bureau. ”
"Are you afraid of her, then?"
Meng Yong stopped his chest and said in a mosquito-like voice, "Don't be afraid." ”
"Be louder. ”
Meng Yong snorted, increased the volume, and was categorical: "I'm afraid!"
Xiao Ming pointed to the curve chart on the screen again: "If she stands in front of you and threatens to tear down the bones of your body, and is really ready to do so, in this high-pressure condition, no matter what question you answer, the physiological characteristics will change, breathing, heartbeat, blood pressure, pulse, will change, especially on the premise of knowing that you are being tested by a polygraph, try to ask you, whether you are telling the truth or a lie, there will be physiological changes." ”
Xiao Ming pushed the thick spectacle lenses and said in an old-fashioned manner: "So, he is lying, and in his mouth, every sentence of truth, of course, except for his name and gender." ”
Meng Yong suddenly delayed, and involuntarily, stared at Chu Yu in the interrogation room.
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