Chapter 37, the drama spirit couple

Late at night, Yu Zhile lay on the bed before going to bed, hugged his daughter-in-law and said, "Wife, I found that my daughter was chased at school!"

"That's normal!"

Qin Haiyu said as a matter of course: "When I was in elementary school, the boys in my class also chased me. ”

Yu Zhile rolled his eyes, now is not the time to show that you are being chased in elementary school!

Thinking about Yu Zhile, he wanted to strangle the yellow-haired boy who hurriedly ran out, and at first glance he was interested in his daughter!

He said: "It's terrible for today's primary school students to fall in love and precocious! I'm worried that my daughter will be like this, but I can't tell her this kind of thing, you are a mother, you have to talk to her about it another day, otherwise something will happen, and it will be too late to regret it later!"

"Uh-huh, I know what you mean!"

Qin Haiyu lay sideways and looked over.

Yu Zhile sighed: "It's actually okay now, what I'm most afraid of is that my daughter will live in school after she goes to junior high school, so we will have less time to care about her, and there are more cases of precocious and precocious love in junior high school, and a bad daughter will be ruined!"

Qin Haiyu said: "We all understand the truth, but when we tell our daughter this, she may not be able to listen to it! Everyone reaches the age when they first fall in love, their IQ will decline, and this kind of thing cannot be eliminated from early love and crush." ”

Yu Zhile also understands, after all, when he was in the fourth or fifth grade of elementary school, he also belonged to this kind of age when his love first opened, and he had a good impression of a girl in the class at a young age.

It's just that the good feelings at that time are often the bad feelings of the other party.

Because at that time, when I liked other people's girls, I would use all kinds of childish bullying behaviors against other girls.

Unlike now, liking is spoiling, not bullying.

"It can't be stopped, but it can be prevented!"

Yu Zhile had an idea and said, "I came up with a good idea!"

"What's a good idea?"

"Now my daughter is starting to be ignorant about love and love, so from tomorrow onwards, you will pretend to watch the videos of those scumbags next to your daughter inadvertently, so that you can subtly let your daughter know that in this world, there is a terrible group of people called scumbags! There are also videos of the dangers of the little girl's early love, it is better to be more scary and scary!"

"Uh...... Did this work?"

"It must work, trust me!"

"Well, then I'll try tomorrow as you say. ”

……

The next night.

After dinner, Qin Haiyu glanced at her husband who was looking at her, then took out her mobile phone, showing that she had swiped two short videos casually, and then skillfully watched the prepared short videos of the scumbag.

She deliberately amplified her voice, then shook her head while watching, and said jokingly: "This girl is so miserable, only 12 years old!"

Yu Zhile asked playfully: "What 12 years old?"

Qin Haiyu said: "I just swiped a news, saying that a 12-year-old girl was in early love, and then the little boy still had an ex-girlfriend before this! So the little boy's ex-girlfriend took a few girls to strip the little girl's clothes, and also pierced many holes on the little girl's body and face with the tip of a pen, and now the little girl is disfigured!"

Yu Zhile took a breath of cold air in shock and said, "This is too ridiculous!"

Qin Haiyu handed her mobile phone to her husband and said, "You can see it yourself! This kind of news can't be fictional!"

Yu Zhile took the phone and looked at it seriously, and the daughter on the side also came over curiously to watch it together.

After looking at it, Yu Zhile instantly scolded angrily: "Damn it! These girls are so uneducated! They are only eleven or twelve years old, the same age as our daughter, and they have begun to fall in love? They also learned to snatch their boyfriends? They also called a few little sisters to beat people together and ruined this little girl's appearance with a pen!"

Qin Haiyu reprimanded angrily: "The most hateful thing is that this boy has learned to step on two boats at a young age!"

As she spoke, she suddenly pushed her daughter and said speechlessly: "Go, go, this kind of child-friendly video is not for you to watch! Hurry up upstairs and write your homework!"

"I'm done!"

Yu Ziyuan wanted to continue watching, she wanted to know what would happen to those brain-dead girls in this news?

Seeing this, Yu Zhile said: "It's okay, now that my daughter is so old, it's good to take a look at this kind of news, so as not to meet this kind of scumbag in the future, and encounter this kind of problem girl who has no sense of proportion." ”

Qin Haiyu had no choice but to teach his two sons, who were also curious, and urged: "Sister, you can watch it! You are still too young to watch this kind of news! Hurry up and go upstairs to do your homework!"

After watching this news video, Yu Zhile secretly glanced at his thoughtful daughter, and felt that his trick was really useful!

So not long after, the couple continued to act.

Qin Haiyu "swiped" a scumbag video again, and hurriedly said: "Husband, look at this! This news is even more outrageous!"

Yu Ziyuan sat down curiously again, and I don't know what kind of bloody video my mother swiped this time?

……

At night, before going to bed, Yu Zhile leaned on the head of the bed and concluded: "Wife, your acting skills tonight are a bit exaggerated and deliberate, which will make my daughter suspect that we deliberately showed her this kind of video!"

"Is there one?"

Qin Haiyu said cutely: "I think my acting skills are very good!

Yu Zhile complained: "Exaggeration means that the emotional reaction is a bit exaggerated, deliberately you directly showed her three such videos this night, and it feels like you are prepared!"

Qin Haiyu pouted: "You asked me to show my daughter a few more videos like this! If you want to say that my emotional reaction is exaggerated, then your acting skills are even more exaggerated than mine!"

Yu Zhile: "......"

Well, the sky is big, and the wife is the biggest!

What my wife says, what is that!

At this time, you can't argue with your wife, otherwise you will only be unlucky in the end.

Yu Zhile explained knowingly: "Then I should be more nervous, so I overreacted a little!"

Qin Haiyu asked, "Then will you still act like this tomorrow?"

Yu Zhile said: "If you want to hurry, you can't reach it, let's delay it for a few days!

Qin Haiyu bit his lower lip lightly, and asked in a buzzing voice, "Then sleep now?"

Yu Zhile lifted the quilt covering his lower body and said, "My pants are off, what do you say?"

Qin Haiyu was also defeated by his sassy operation, but this was obviously also expected by her.

A week later.

The scores of the children's midterm exams are about to come out, and Yu Zhile is pleased that the two stinky boys have full marks in mathematics, and her daughter's overall score has reached the first place in the grade!

So, after the girl jumped up and handed over all the test papers with full marks, she said happily: "Dad, you won't break your promise, right?"

Yu Zhile stretched out his hand and pinched his daughter's face, and praised: "Yes, this time I was not careless, I actually got a full score in the test! That dad promised you a song, and he will arrange it for you when you go back!"