Chapter 34: Disgusting Doesn't Kill You

Putting the six dishes on the table, Wu Zechen sighed in front of him, "Yo, there are really two brushes" "Yo, it looks good" "I don't know if I can eat it" "Hey, it smells so good" "What are you doing with so many chili peppers?" "Yo, you have good knife skills".......

Every time he said a word, Xu Qi rewarded a roll of his eyes, but he didn't speak.

There's so much nonsense, and I don't know what to do with you?

Xu Qi filled himself a bowl of rice and sat down at the table alone, without even giving Wu Zechen a look.

"Hey, you eat like this?!What kind of character do you have?" Wu Zechen straightened up and leaned against the door just now, put down the hand that hugged his chest, and glared at Xu Qi angrily.

Xu Qi raised his head and gave Wu Zechen a puzzled expression.

"What's wrong with me?"

"What's wrong with you? Who are you here to cook for?"

"Didn't you say: 'I don't eat, watch you do it'?" Xu Qi tilted his head in confusion. Can you find fault with a little more obvious?

"That's when you said you can't eat what you cooked, and that's why I said that, and now I'm hungry, go and serve me food. Wu Zechen held his head high and pointed his finger at the kitchen. It looks indescribably arrogant.

Well, someone just asked me to serve him dinner? Isn't it an auditory hallucination...... Xu Qi plucked his ears with his hand and looked at Wu Zechen blankly.

Qiangzi had already prepared a meal for Wu Zechen, and at this time, he was not improper, and he was stunned and waited for the instructions of the two masters to take a new step.

"Are you disgusting, aren't you disgusting!What do you pluck out your ears when you eat?!"

I don't care if I serve the meal, and now you still say I'm disgusting? Okay, then I'm disgusting and won't kill you.

After thinking about it, Xu Qi added the finger that had just picked out the ear in front of Wu Zechen, of course it was not true, the index finger was used to pick the ear, and the middle finger was added.

Sure enough, Wu Zechen retched unbearably, pointed at Xu Qi, you and you didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, turned around and sat down heavily on the sofa with a huff.

Qiangzi: "That Wu Shao...... Rice ......"

"Don't eat it!"

Qiangzi: Big brother, if you don't eat me, I'm hungry...... You two are poisonous, please don't take me next time, I want to live a few more years, okay? Leave me a way to live, I think I have other value.

Wu Zechen didn't eat it, so it was impossible for Qiangzi to sit on the table in front of Wu Zechen and happily enjoy the delicious food on that table. had to endure the rumbling stomach, sat on the sofa far away from Wu Zechen, shrunk up, and didn't say a word. Try to avoid the damage to the pond fish in the war.

Hey, just like that, I don't like to eat or not, I'm not used to your broken young master's temper. Xu Qi hummed a song, gobbling up the fruits of his own cooking, hey, I haven't cooked for so long, this cooking skill has not retreated, tsk, it is really talented, comparable to a chef.

While humming a song and eating vegetables, while admiring Wu Zechen's angry and greedy expression, it is really a great joy in life. Ha ha.

Humming, Xu Qi suddenly stopped his chopsticks, he couldn't do this, he had to coax him over to eat, he must make that master happy....... Otherwise, I'll stop eating later, and now I'm really penniless, in case this master is unhappy and doesn't send me back, won't I cry without crying?

Let's not talk about my road idiot attributes, just saying that I came here and went around for half an hour, wouldn't it take a night to walk back? A good man doesn't suffer the losses in front of him, and a fool is hard.

"Hehe, that Wu Shao, come and eat something...... "Just do it when you think of it, Xu Qi has never dragged out much time.

It's just that this tone sounds weird, and when it comes to Wu Zechen's ears, it is Chi Guoguo's ridicule. So Wu Zechen didn't even bother to hum.

"Wu Shao, Brother Ang, Uncle Wu, I sincerely invite you to come and have a bite. ”

"You are the uncle, who has your uncle?" Wu Zechen said sarcastically.

"Don't, in front of you, I never dare to think very highly of myself, I am just a horse boy, for Wu Shao, you will not hesitate to look forward to the future......" Xu Qi held his breath, adhering to the truth that thousands of clothes are not worn, and patted the horses' ass without smiling.

"Oh, don't dare, how dare I call you, if you don't disgust me, I'll burn high incense. Wu Zechen sneered, his hand on his lap was not on the sofa, he grabbed the remote control in the empty sofa and turned it on to the side.

Coincidentally, it happened to be thrown on the hadron who was trying to shrink up. Qiangzi wanted to cry and glanced at Wu Zechen without tears, you two are really poisonous. What does it matter to me to quarrel with whom? Who do I recruit and provoke me???

"No, no, no, Wu Shao, I reflect, in fact, I just added another finger, which is definitely not as disgusting as you imagined, I just made a joke, I don't believe you, I'll demonstrate it again." Xu Qi put his fingers into his ears again as he spoke, ready to repeat the disgusting action just now.

"Don't move! You're not done! You want to disgust me again, don't you?!" Wu Zechen hurriedly turned his head.

"Okay, don't demonstrate, then, Wu Shao, I'll help you serve the meal, ....." Xu Qi wanted to laugh and was aggrieved, hey, this meal can't be served, otherwise it will be difficult to coax.

As soon as he said this, the air suddenly fell silent, Wu Zechen didn't say a word or turned his head to look at Xu Qi, but the big floor-to-ceiling glass window reflected the shallow smile on his face.

"Then I'll go and put it in place, Wu Shao will take a bite of his face, the taste of the dishes I made is still very good, and I guarantee that Wu Shao will not lose you." Xu Qi held back a smile, and after speaking, he got up and went to the kitchen, how to say, Wu Shao, Tsundere is a little tsundere, but it is also very easy to coax.

"Wash your hands!!" Wu Zechen blurted out the words that directly responded to Xu Qi's invitation, and suddenly looked left and right with some embarrassment.

Hadron: What do you see? I'm the only one here, I'm blind and deaf, so you just don't exist for me. You continue to leave me alone.......

Xu Qi served the meal, and finally invited Wu Zechen to the table.

Wu Zechen shouted Qiangzi, and Xu Qi also invited a few times, but Qiangzi said that he was not hungry and had no appetite for the time being, and politely refused the hospitality of the two uncles.

Qiangzi pressed his gurgling stomach with one hand, shrunk on the sofa and scolded: I'm stupid, I'm starving to death and won't go to the table, the devil knows if you two will suddenly pinch it again, and the unjustified disaster will fall on my head again, I can't do this.

This was not over yet, and sure enough, the quarrel began again, because Xu Qi flattered Wu Zechen with a piece of chopsticks and meat. Wu Zechen yelled in disgust: "What are you doing?!What kind of food do you clip for me, do you know if it's unhygienic?!"

"What's the hell? Isn't that kind to me? I threw it away without appreciation, or it wasn't for ......" Really, kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, or I expect you to send me back later, and I will serve you food? I'll serve you vegetables? Dream about you, I haven't served anyone for so long! Of course, I can't say this, Xu Qi suffocated it halfway through speaking.

Hadron: Look, what am I talking about...... If you say pinch, you can't even have time to prepare.

"What else?" Wu Zechen raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Qi.

"If it weren't for my admiration for you, Wu Shao, how could I give you vegetables? I can't help it....... I can't help it" Xu Qi finished talking nonsense, and sighed in his heart: It's really a good reincarnation in heaven, who will the heavens spare.......

Wu Zechen snorted twice after hearing this, lowered his head and ate the dishes in the bowl, and without saying a word, the roots of his ears were dyed with a light pink.

Xu Qi: "......." doesn't it mean that it is unhygienic? Why are you eating? You can eat it, your ears are still red? Do you say that your ears are red, are you angry, spicy, or quarreling and excited?

Qiangzi: Hey, it's over, this woman is a high-level player, not only a hooligan, but also flirtatious~