Chapter 148: Making a Movie

Chu Yu didn't know anything about making movies, but with Gou Helou, a real expert, he quickly understood the routine.

And Dracula is right, in these days, people and dogs can shoot, and the threshold for directors is lower than that of tour guides.

The most important thing in the early stage is actually the script.

A good script is the soul of a movie.

A movie that can tell a story well, as long as the acting skills are passed, it will basically not be bad.

If you don't tell the story well, it will inevitably become a bad movie, coincidentally, Chu Yu doesn't care about the box office, and it doesn't matter if it's a bad movie or not.

So, the main screenwriter of this movie is him.

The story is very low, it is a tragedy, the kind of tragedy that is so sad that you want to curse.

The protagonist is a little girl, who was abducted by the evil forces when she was a toddler, and when she was five or six years old, she slowly grew up, and escaped from the evil forces after all the hardships, and in the end, she was arrested again, and the evil forces didn't have any.

It's the kind of vulgar and bad movie that wants no plot, no acting skills, no perfect ending, and nothing at all, and insults the audience's IQ by the way, so it must be done to the extent that the audience will scold when they mention this movie together.

The main content is to describe how bad and bad the underworld forces are.

The only thing that is more distinctive may be the name of the movie, called "Yan Huangfeng of Gou Ri"!

If it weren't for the fear that he wouldn't be able to pass the trial, Chu Yu wouldn't even want to play homophony, and wanted to call Yan Huangfeng directly for the dog day.

He was also ruthless, locked himself in the house, for a full twelve hours, and finally wrote the general plot, although it was a bit amateurish, but Gou Helou was a standardized script after a little change.

The OSS of the underworld forces, that is, the villain, is called Chu Zhidao, who seems to be sanctimonious, but in fact, xx captives and plunders all kinds of evil, and he is very obscene when he is finished, always thinking about who to take to watch the goldfish.

A group of elders helped to abuse the tiger, on the surface of the fairy wind bones, but in private lost all conscience, perverted and bad, bad and perverted.

Yan Huangfeng's disciples are slightly better, but they are all dogmatic fools who have been brainwashed, with a senior brother named Qin Xiaoshuai as a representative figure, but later this Qin Xiaoshuai "enlightened".

Qin Xiaoshuai couldn't look at the disciples in the door, that is, the six-year-old Chu Xiaoxiao was brainwashed and trained into a killing machine, and then escaped from the mountain gate with Xiaoxiao, was chased all the way, and there was nowhere to run, and then met overseas friends, and finally... The heroes and heroines are all dead, but in the movie, there is no one left, but all the bad people, none of them are dead, it is the kind of plot that how to watch and how to get angry.

In short, this plot must be done

Do who sees who is blocked, how to see how to worry about the degree.

Because this movie basically spent a huge amount of time disgusting Yan Huangfeng.

As for the ups and downs, the plot and the like, all omitted are just brainless bad movies that insult the audience's IQ.

Chu Yu had already thought about it, he didn't believe that Yan Huangfeng didn't pay attention to his dynamics at any time, after the movie was released, even if the influence was not high, it didn't matter if the box office was not good, as long as Yan Huangfeng Shanmen knew about it.

If Yan Huangfeng Mountain Gate didn't pay attention, he would continue to shoot, changing his tricks to disgust Yan Huangfeng.

If one doesn't work, there will be two, and if two can't work, there will be three, until Yanhuangfeng Mountain Sect sent someone to take the initiative to contact him, let Qin Beige go, and don't entangle Chu Xiaoxiao.

Otherwise, not only will they have to make movies, but also dramas, and even in the future, the gods of the whole country will pretend to be Yan Huangfeng's disciples, and the Feng family will vigorously carry out bathing

Industry, regardless of bathing or foot massage, is all called Yan Huangfeng, and the waiters and staff inside are all wearing white robes and carrying wooden swords, and their pockets are filled with essential oils.

Once the script is there, it's up to the director.

In fact, the original director was supposed to be Gou Helou, but Chu Yu disagreed.

Because Yan Huangfeng is very resentful, he is a descendant of the Chu family, which is equivalent to having a gold medal for avoiding death, but Gou Helou is different, after all, this fat man is still very good, don't let Yan Huangfeng die when the time comes.

Chu Yu thought that he didn't care about the box office anyway, and now the threshold for being a director is lower than that for being a tour guide, and after consulting Gou Helou for a few days, he directly picked up the guide tube and became a part-time director.

As for the selection of actors, Chu Yu also had the idea of saving if he could, and "hired" Dracula as the main actor, as for the salary, it was so that he could continue to eat and wait for death with him, until the day he died, Dracula would find a home.

The male protagonist uses the flame snake and plays Qin Xiaoshuai.

When Gou Helou first arrived at the courtyard, he felt familiar when he saw the Yan Snake, and after figuring out who this guy was, he was so excited that he was about to cry.

Although Yan Snake is not in the entertainment industry, his popularity is no worse than those so-called big names, and with him joining, the box office is at least guaranteed.

Because in Fusang and Wudu, there are too many Flame Snake fans.

If the other actors are concerned, it is Gou Helou's business, including the problem of the establishment of the movie project, he is also running.

This kind of thing, Gou Helou is familiar with the road, and he has a company and a professional team under his own name, so Chu Yu is busy with his affairs, so it's good.

After that, Feng Kaishan helped again.

contacted Li Yuwei to see if she could make some domestic people know through relationships or money

A celebrity makes a cameo, so that it can increase the exposure, and it can be regarded as increasing the bargaining chips for Chu Yu and Yan Huangfeng.

Lao Gou is responsible for selecting the actors and the shooting team, and if you encounter any problems with the project, you can contact Li Yuwei at any time, Li Yuwei is also busy contacting some well-known stars, and as for Chu Yu, he began to polish the script as a serious matter.

In fact, "meticulous" polishing is replaced by another popular name, that is, "to death" disgusting Yan Huangfeng, it is best to achieve the effect that any disciple of Yan Huangfeng will want to kill Chu Yu's entire family as soon as he sees this movie.

The new script has just come out, and guests have come to the courtyard where Chu Yu lives.

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Xu Lai, as a traffic fresh meat, is not well-known, and the schedule is also full.

But because the agent received a phone call, he was directly pulled down by the agent, saying that he was participating in the filming of a movie and needed to make a cameo, and he may not be paid, but he couldn't refuse.

Xu Lai is a little unhappy, with his box office appeal, there are many investment companies looking for him to make films, he can be the starring role, and he wants to make a cameo for Mao, unless it is a phenomenal film with a particularly strong lineup that can increase his popularity.

But after a little understanding, Xu Lai was disappointed.

is not a famous director, several main actors are not powerful superstars, and even the filming locations are filmed in China, which is obviously a street goods.

However, Xu Lai also understands, is it a circle of money, now this industry is doing this, casually hanging the names of a few stars and then publicizing and building momentum, cheating a wave of box office and calling it a day.

Xu Lai does not reject it, because he understands, the premise is that although he is a cameo, he must be paid.

In fact, this is also Xu Lai's strange place, his agent didn't even talk about the salary and gave it directly

I brought it here, which is very abnormal, unless the investor is a person with good hands and eyes, and the company to which he belongs cannot afford to offend.

The filming location is in Putuo Film and Television City, covering an area of 300,000 square meters, and it is also a well-known shooting base in China.

After arriving at the location, Xu Lai and Yi Zhuli were a little dumbfounded.

The team is familiar, the team of Gou Dao's entertainment company, in addition, there are a group of actors who are a little familiar but can't remember their names tepidly.

The reason why I am dumbfounded is because it is obviously Director Gou's team, but the director is not Director Gou.

Other than that, there wasn't even a boot ceremony.

The so-called boot-up ceremony is very important to the people in the industry.

It's similar to worshipping and praying, it's not a necessary process, but it's rare for the shooting team not to have a start-up ceremony before filming, this thing is very superstitious, and there are lessons from the past.

A few years ago, there was a company that filmed more than ten episodes of the series, because there were not many episodes, so the ritual of burning incense and worshiping the Buddha was omitted, who knew that there was a car accident after that, and everyone was fine, but the damage to the vehicle was more serious, and then when filming in the school, the finished film was pitch black, and the heroine's face became someone else's face, and the most weird thing is that this face is a person who has passed away.

There is also a girl group singing and acting, it is still a thriller, and the crew also did not carry out the start-up ceremony, and then during the filming, either the camera failed or the young actors boycotted, accidents occurred frequently, and finally the crew burned incense and worshipped, and then the shooting was successful.

This kind of thing is not much, but it is definitely not a few, so before the crew starts filming, a start-up ceremony will be conducted.

When Chu Yu heard about this, he didn't care at all.

Lao Tzu is doing the work of dealing with supernatural events, and he is afraid of this kind of thing?

Until now, he is afraid of everything, but he is not afraid of ghosts, and he is in a hurry, so how can he have time to do any start-up ceremony.

Xu Lai was very curious, so he asked a few familiar faces who the director was.

As a result, when I inquired, I found out that no one had heard of this director, and he was still a joke.

Not long ago, the drama informed several actors that they no longer had to memorize the script, saying that the screenwriter and director were going to change the script again.

This is a very nonsense thing, everything is ready, makeup artists, lighting, drama management, props and everything are there, but the director.

Everyone came, but the director didn't come, he wasn't funny, even an internationally renowned first-line director didn't do that.

The director didn't come and didn't say it, and the script had to be changed again, isn't it a joke.

But Xu Lai doesn't care, he just makes a cameo, and he doesn't have a few lines, he just wants to see the excitement, by the way, see if he can talk about the salary, the cameo is not impossible, the main thing is that the cameo is valuable, there is no pay, he has to take himself to expand the network.

Until noon, Xu Lai, who was sleeping in the nanny car, was called up and said that the director was coming.

Xu Lai, who was wearing a mask, stepped out of the nanny car and finally met the legendary director.

Very young, not a few years older than him, Gou Dao followed him with a sad face, and held a little girl like a pink carving.

The little girl looked around, as if she was coming to see the excitement, with a curious face.

Xu Lai shook his head slightly, and directly defined the director as a rich second generation with the nature of playing tickets.

is still the same sentence, he doesn't care, the young and rich second generation is better, either he is paid, or he expands his network, he can't waste his time in vain.

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