Staring at the deer whip that was stuffed into his arms by the eldest sister, Yu Zhile hurriedly handed it back and said, "I can't accept this, and I don't look like someone who needs this!"

The eldest sister was about to leave with her son in her arms, and quipped: "This thing is needed by a man! Teacher Qin is so well maintained and so beautiful, so you need to make up for it!"

“......”

Yu Zhile suddenly had a feeling that the whole world knew that I had kidney deficiency, but only I didn't know?

This is a wolfberry and a deer whip!

Could it be that the guy who killed a thousand knives spread rumors everywhere, saying that I have kidney deficiency?

Looking at the back of the eldest sister who stuffed the deer whip and hugged the child and fled quickly, Yu Zhile was speechless when he stared at this box of deer whips that seemed to be worth a lot of money.

If you take it back, then you will definitely have to kneel and apologize to your wife!

But now that people stuff themselves with deer whips and run away, they can't throw them on the ground, right?

So Yu Zhile stared at Uncle Ma, who hadn't received his grandson yet, and said, "Uncle Ma, I don't need this, I'll send it to you!"

Uncle Ma sighed with emotion: "If the young man doesn't eat the whip, the boss will be sad!" I think I was like you at the beginning, I felt that I didn't need it, so now I will soak wolfberries in the thermos cup, and the deer whip and tiger whip will not stop!"

“......”

What a fucking rhyme you say!

Uncle Ma said meaningfully: "Believe me, make up for it while you're young!" If you think the effect is good, my family still has the tiger whip wine that has been treasured for many years, and I will give you some of it on the hour!"

“......”

Yu Zhile smiled bitterly, what the hell is going on today?

Why did my wife send her daughter to the kindergarten in the morning, and a parent gave her a bottle of wolfberry?

Now I came to pick up my daughter home, and another parent sent me a box of deer whips?

Who leaked the rumors?

Phew, that's not right!

Who the hell slandered me?

Otherwise, how could you suddenly give me such a thing related to kidney deficiency and aphrodisiac!

If you let it go any longer, I feel that I will be on the hot search on Weibo again!

And most of the headlines are like this!

"Yu Zhile Kidney Deficiency!"

"Yu Zhile Folk Seek the Method of Aphrodisiac and Kidney Supplementation!"

"Fans gave advice and gave gifts to help Yu Zhile aphrodisiac and tonify the kidneys!"

……

It's scary to think about!

At this time, the baby came out under the leadership of the teacher, like a duckling, and happily ran over and shouted: "Baba, Baba!"

Yu Zhile sighed, and after the baby trotted over, he suddenly stared at the box of deer whips carried by his father's mobile phone, and said curiously: "Baba, what is this?"

Uncle Ma smiled and said, "This is a delicious thing! But it is eaten by adults, not by children!"

The baby looked at Uncle Ma curiously and asked, "Why?"

Uncle Ma laughed as if he was making trouble, put his big hand on the baby's head and touched it, and said: "This Grandpa Ma can't answer you, you can ask your mother when you get home!"

Yu Zhile glanced at Uncle Ma in disgust!

Now it's good!

The way back to give it away was cut off by Uncle Ma!

With the baby's curiosity, she will definitely tell her mother when she goes back and ask her why this thing can't be eaten by children!

Then I really had to kneel and apologize to my wife......

Ay!

Yu Zhile didn't have a rut, pulled the baby, and went back first with this box of deer whips.

On the way, Yu Zhile wanted to instigate the baby and tell the baby that his father bought this thing, but he couldn't teach the child to lie, so he didn't let the baby help him fool his wife!

And another point is that the baby can see it as soon as he lies to his wife, even if he can't see it, tempt it with milk tea, and the baby will also recruit from the truth!

When the time comes, instigating a daughter to cheat on his wife is a crime!

So after returning home, Yu Zhile happily carried the box of deer whips, patted his ass and said: "Wife, wife, you are so good! This is actually what you say! There are really parents who have sent a box of deer whips!"

Qin Haiyu, who was wearing an apron and holding a spatula, suddenly showed a sweet smile and said, "Is it such a coincidence?"

See!

This is a woman with an embroidery needle hidden in her smile!

At this time, the baby didn't know what his parents were doing, and asked curiously: "Mom, why does Grandpa Ma say that this delicious adult can eat it, but children can't eat it?"

Qin Haiyu gave her husband a look waiting to admit his mistake, and explained: "Grandpa Ma is wrong, some adults can't eat this! For example, my mother can't eat it, so only stinky poop can be eaten!"

"Oh......"

The baby answered, and then continued to ask curiously, "Why?"

Qin Haiyu thought for a moment and said, "Because of this, I ate the beard that grows long!"

The baby continued to ask, "Why do you grow a beard?"

Qin Haiyu had a headache......

What a curious baby!

Yu Zhile said angrily at this time: "How can there be so many whys! Anyway, only dad and grandpa can eat this thing at home, and no one else can eat it!"

"Oh......"

The baby pouted and responded weakly, because Dad's tone just now was a little fierce, so she was unhappy and a little aggrieved.

Qin Haiyu suddenly taught a lesson: "Children have to raise problems when they have them, so that they can solve the problem and become smart! The baby rarely has this curiosity, I haven't been impatient to ask two more words, you are actually impatient! It seems that someone really needs to be served by the family law!"

“......”

Yu Zhile knew it would be like this!

It's hard to escape!

He touched the baby's little head, let the baby go out to watch TV, and then took the "deer whip" and pleaded: "Wife, I was wrong!"

Qin Haiyu couldn't help but smile and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu Zhile replied: "I shouldn't suspect you of lying, let alone use this as an excuse to teach you and punish you......"

Qin Haiyu asked, "And then?"

Yu Zhile took the box of deer whips and put them on the ground, sighed: "In ancient times, my husband knelt on the washboard and confessed his mistakes!

"Poof!"

Qin Haiyu looked at her husband's funny appearance, and she couldn't hold back her laughter for a while!

She said unconvinced: "Hmph, this morning you punished people to kneel down and had to be served by others, now you kneel down and do nothing!"

Yu Zhile said bitterly: "Wife, for the sake of me correcting my mistakes! You are merciful, spare me today!"

Qin Haiyu couldn't help but smile: "Then I won't punish you today! I will punish you well after I finish stewing this deer whip tomorrow!"

"Long live my wife!"

Yu Zhile patted his ass, and quickly slipped out of the kitchen to see his son, glad that his wife let him go today, otherwise after tonight, he would really be a waste!

At this time, he took his phone to look at the sales of the single released by Piano Music. I saw that only 20 hours have passed now, and the sales of this single are about to exceed 30 million!

Think about Dong Chou's "Say It's Okay", which was so popular at the beginning, in four days, the total sales of the single exceeded 30 million yuan, and now he is just releasing a piano piece, and he is about to sell 30 million yuan in less than a day?

That's an exaggeration, isn't it?

Is it because of charity?

Or is it because it's 2028, the population is hundreds of millions, and people's living standards and consumption levels have generally improved?

Or am I awesome?

Think about it, Yu Zhile is a little floating!