122, accidentally had a nephew (three more begging for everything)

Anping Street

Gu Meng parked the car in front of the bar and walked into Anping Hutong with a plate.

The film has an investor and solves a problem.

With leisure, Gu Meng wandered on the road.

In late spring, the willow trees on the green willow path are in bloom, the catkins fluttering in the sky, and the Anping Hutong at the end of April seems to have snowed.

The bluestone lanes are rolling with white silk, and the black-tiled roofs in the alleys are plastered with a layer of light white, which is a little dirty.

This season is the most beautiful time in Anping Hutong, with willow trees, snow all over the sky, butterflies and warblers flying.

This time is also the saddest time, because if you are not careful, you will choke on catkins.

No, with such good weather and good scenery, there is not even an old man grinding his feet on the road.

After walking through the green willow path and passing the two courtyards, we arrived at the 'Gu House'.

Now he has four or five places in Hanjing where he can place his body, and it is a bit deserted to live alone in a courtyard house, and this small courtyard is also idle.

He plans to tear down and rebuild when he has the money, and build a new-style courtyard house, with the outer courtyard wall and the inner building, a combination of Chinese and Western, and a bright place to live.

As soon as I walked to the gate of the courtyard, I saw a little kid standing in the corner of my yard, six or seven years old, half a fart, holding a cupola halberd, wantonly tracing on the courtyard wall, high and low, left and right, urinating happily.

The mud shell on the outer layer of the courtyard wall was old, and it couldn't withstand the erosion of the torrent, so it made a loud noise, and dropped another piece, and the wall skin that fell off not long ago completed the meeting, and became a large piece, and the courtyard wall suddenly became a little ugly.

"David Tong, you're peeing at the gate of my yard again, do you want the little finch?"

Gu Meng was angry and didn't fight anywhere, and he yelled and wanted to confiscate the tools of the crime.

Before he could rush over, the little kid was so frightened that he ran away, without even lifting his pants, shouting as he ran, "Grandpa, help, the big demon king is back!"

The shouts were accompanied by a cry, and soon an old soldier with a white beard came out of the courtyard opposite.

"Gu Meng, you bullied David again, I'll fight with you!"

The old soldier was about to fight with his crutches, and the posture was particularly like that of Don Quixote rushing towards the big windmill.

Behind the old soldier, the culprit, David Tong, stuck out his tongue proudly, 'slightly'

"Old man Tong, can you pay attention to what you say? What do you mean to bully David again, when did I still bully him?"

Gu Meng glared at the grandfather and grandson angrily, the old and the young, and the pair were out of tune.

Old man Tong trotted a few steps before panting, and he slammed into Gu Meng with a cane.

"David is timid, what should you do if your voice is so loud and freaks him out?"

As he spoke, he turned around and touched his little grandson's head, "Good grandson, aren't you scared?"

"Scared!"

The little kid has a talent for acting since he was a child, and he cried and pointed to the upper of his shoe and said, "He chased me noisily and scared me so much that he peed on the vamp." ”

"Don't be afraid, grandpa will avenge you!" Old man Tong raised his cane and wanted to fight again.

Gu Meng was worried that the old man would touch the porcelain, so he would have stayed away.

He pointed to the persecuted courtyard wall, "Old man Tong, look at my courtyard wall, it's so bald, do you always think it looks good?"

Old man Tong looked at it, oh, it's a big piece, a bit like Van Gogh's self-portrait, my grandson has a lot of artistic cells.

"Gu boy, isn't it just a matter of a few bubbles of urine, what are you angry with an adult and a child, you are so big that you don't have a belly at all. ”

The old man shook his head, a little disdainful.

Gu Meng was too lazy to see the old man and child, so he took out the plate and lit it up, "Old man Tong, what kind of object is this, can you see it?"

He thought that Old Man Tong would refuse, but Old Man Tong nodded, "I can see it, I can also tell you, I can help you identify whatever you find in the future."

Gu Meng rolled his eyes, "But what?"

Old man Tong coughed heavily, "I have one condition."

"What?"

Old man Tong touched his good grandson's head and sighed: "As the old saying goes, seventy-three eighty-four, the king of Hades doesn't ask him to go alone, I am also eighty-three this year, and I don't have a few years to live." ”

Gu Meng was a little confused, why did Old Man Tong play the sad card at this time?

Then you will play the warmth card yourself.

"Grandpa Tong, your body is still strong, you will definitely be able to live a long life, you don't have to think too much about seeing David give birth to your great-grandson. ”

Old man Tong chuckled a few times, "Gu boy, although you are a little stingy, you are not bad-hearted, and people also have the ability, the old man wants to climb the door with you, what do you think?"

Gu Meng blushed a little, could it be that old man tong wants to introduce his granddaughter to himself, david's sister is not bad, but

"Grandpa Tong, you know, I have a girlfriend. ”

"Hmph, you think beautiful!"

The old man still looked down on Gu Meng, his grandson-in-law, "How about I want you to be David's godbrother?"

He patted Tong David's little head, pointed at Gu Meng and said, "Good grandson, call the fourth uncle quickly!"

Gu Meng almost vomited blood when he heard the title of 'Fourth Uncle'.

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The old man has three sons, and he has become David Tong's fourth uncle, isn't he the old man's godson?

This old man is pretty bad.

"The Fierceness of the Blacksmith of Rebirth"

"Good grandson, don't you like to pee under the wall of his courtyard, even if you pee after you call, your fourth uncle won't blame you anymore." ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

Gu Meng listened to the little kid scream with black lines on his face, 'Fourth uncle!'

There is still a price for this fourth uncle, "Gu boy, David called your fourth uncle, and he didn't have a greeting gift?"

Gu Meng gritted his teeth and took out a medal from his pocket, he asked for it from Li Ning, and the price was to give Li Ning a piece of collection in return for winning the medal.

"Good nephew, this is the medal that the prince of gymnastics won last time at the Games, don't lose it if you take it. ”

This is a medal, next time he plans to exchange a gold medal with Li Ning, and it will be valuable to collect the gold medal.

Tong Dawei was very happy with the heavy medal, "Thank you, Fourth Uncle!"

"Haha, David is good!"

He regretted saying this, because as soon as he finished speaking, David Tong ran under his courtyard wall, pulled down his pants, grinned, and turned around and smiled, "Fourth uncle, you just scared me, I haven't finished peeing yet!"

"Good grandson, pee slowly, let's not be in a hurry!" Old Man Tong smiled dotingly.

Gu Meng's forehead was bruised, how many lifetimes have I done to recognize such a godnephew?

"Tong"

Faced with an eighty-year-old man, he really couldn't call the word 'uncle', but he thought about it instead, he had lived two lives, and he was a little old man, so it didn't hurt to call him big brother.

"Uncle Tong, please help me take a look!"

The corners of Old Man Tong's mouth twitched, this kid is so thick-skinned.

"This is the celadon of the Ming Dynasty, the plate skimming, the arc wall, the circle foot, the sand bottom is unglazed, there are brown spots, commonly known as the paste rice bottom"

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122, accidentally had a nephew