[148] The hole house is still a smashing hole room
(148) Hole house or smash hole room
It was only four o'clock the next morning, and the phone from the groom's official side called, asking Ling Xiaotong to get ready, and arrange someone to pick him up in a while. Xu Shiyu also got up and went directly to the bride.
It was already five o'clock when he arrived at the groom's house, and the photographer was arranging various scenes and recording them while calculating the time, because this time it was purely to cater to the friends here, and there were relatives at home. It's relatively simple in comparison. When you are ready, get in the car and go to meet the bride.
It's also ready over there, blocking the door of the door, hiding the shoes of the hidden shoes, just waiting for the man to come and make a good fuss. Ling Xiaotong also carries a lot of red envelopes on his body as the best man, it would be good if he could stay for himself, fortunately, Ling Xiaotong's conduct has not reached such a bad point, and he will not do such a lack of morality.
The group of rippling women blocking the door really have to say that they are not allowed to enter, the groom really has no choice but to ask Ling Xiaotong to help, Ling Xiaotong's mouth is also sweet, one by one sisters shouted, and the group of women who blocked the door were spring-hearted. After singing two songs, he promised to enter the door and let them touch it, so that he could push the door open.
That hugging and touching must be a joke, and it will be troublesome to find shoes after entering the house, if it weren't for Xu Shiyu's secret prompt, it is estimated that it will take a while. After picking up the bride and going to the restaurant for dinner, the door of the hotel is still a traditional salute and lion dance. Some people just want to be festive, if there is no such traditional thing, they all enter the church like foreigners, it is estimated that many friends who like to play will be really boring.
The lion at the door of the hotel is really naughty, and if the groom does not hold the bride, he will never let it pass, and the groomsmen and bridesmaids will also be the same. When Ling Xiaotong picked up Xu Shiyu, this chick really got into the play, and directly hugged Ling Xiaotong's neck, very open. Such bridesmaids cater to everyone's tastes, if they twist and pinch, it is estimated that many people will feel bored, and then nothing will happen later.
When the presiding ceremony was messed up and set of forms, the toast began. This is the moment that many people are looking forward to, and at this time, you can endlessly go to the new people. The newlyweds didn't want to be reorganized, so the era of bridesmaids and groomsmen was born......
"You have to do it, groomsmen! "This guy who lacks virtue and has no children, really made a bowl of perfect tonic soup, let alone drink it, it's disgusting to look at. Ling Xiaotong held back her anger and shirked with a smile.
Just pushed it back and forth, and drank three glasses of red wine with Ling Xiaotong before letting it go. Then there was a request for Xu Shiyu to perform and eat candy, and that was the end. The unscrupulous fellows put a piece of Alpine on a white bottle tray and roasted it with a lighter, knowing that it had been saccharified and stuck to the plate, and brushed it with a layer of mustard oil...... How can Xu Shiyu know these things.
"The bridesmaid Tian doesn't have to drink this piece of candy, or she has three glasses!" This guy with the idea is screaming, and it can be seen that every one of these guys is worry-free, it is estimated that they have been living in a stressful city for a long time, and when they finally have a time to relax, they have to have a good time to say anything.
Xu Shiyu didn't know if it was a ploy, stretched out her tongue and coughed, and choked on the tears. Ling Xiaotong immediately realized that he had been tricked, but he couldn't have a seizure, so he had to grab the plate.
"I ate instead of the bridesmaids. What do you think, brothers?" Although he was still consulting, Ling Xiaotong had already bitten down the candy in one mouthful, damn, it was really sticky, it was hard to bite down, and it was sweet and had the spicy taste of mustard horseradish, it was really disgusting.
"Brother, vomit, don't listen to them. Come on, come on, eat fast spring rolls and press them. "A beautiful female sister at the same table is really a good person, and she handed it over with a spring roll.
To be honest, Ling Xiaotong really hasn't eaten anything since the morning, and her stomach will be empty. The best man has to accompany the toast all the time, how can he have time to eat, and he is really a little uncomfortable after a few glasses just now. It's also an opportunity to eat something and press it down. Ling Xiaotong regretted it as soon as she went down! There was something in the mess here, and the beautiful female sister had already changed the trap inside, and there were chili peppers and garlic paste and other messy condiments......
What a woman's heart.
If he hadn't received money from others, Ling Xiaotong would have had a seizure a long time ago, and he would have spit on that person's face. But at this time, not only can you not vomit, but you have to force a smile, after all, people get married in a hotel, and you have to pay for you to deal with these things.
It's hard to make money these days!
After that, Ling Xiaotong was very careful to beware of this group of guys, don't look at giving one or two thousand yuan this day, and stay with him until the night in the cave room, Ling Xiaotong's legs were numb at the end of this day. When he went to Xinlang's house, he didn't bother to move, sat on the sofa and loved them, and then collected the money and left.
It is estimated that the groom's group of buddies heard that the bridesmaids were not relatives, but were hired for money, so they all had a little other idea. It's definitely not okay to make a bride, this is not in the past, now this is the era of quality...... But you don't have to be good at treating bridesmaids.
"Bridesmaids, do you have a partner? What do you think of me?" a guy jokingly walked over and wanted to reach out to hug Xu Shiyu, Xu Shiyu took a step back and wanted to dodge, but hid in the arms of another person.
The bride and groom don't let out a fart, and follow the look of the joke. Ling Xiaotong is a little angry now, everything that should be done has been done with you, if it is messed up, it will definitely not work. Without waiting for Ling Xiaotong to get angry, the person over there hugged him again: "So shy, how can you marry someone in the future if you are so shy, I see that you have a good cooperation with the best man today." Come on, cooperate with me. ”
"You hooligans are not hooligans!" Xu Shiyu also couldn't help but be a little angry, she didn't expect the bride to say a word. It's a bit uninteresting, and it's not a toy for you to be a bridesmaid.
Seeing this, Ling Xiaotong also got up and came over, pulled away the guy who went to hug Xu Shiyu, pulled Xu Shiyu behind him with the other hand, and said solemnly: "Dude, we have done everything we should do, now that you are in the cave room, we will not mix, should we settle the bill, we can leave." ”
The groom looked at Ling Xiaotong and turned his face a little, and he couldn't hold back his face: "It doesn't seem to be over yet, you have to be responsible for the whole process, you have to leave when you are in the cave room, I definitely can't pay, and even if I pay me, I have to give it to the agency, and I can't give it to you directly." ”
"Then what do you mean?" Ling Xiaotong was a little annoyed, this grandson, pretending to be a person during the day, would turn his face quite quickly. Ling Xiaotong didn't eat this set, you dare not give you money and smash your house!
"Look at your fucking sex! boy, what the fuck are you throwing here, you give money to let you come to help the fun, not the fun, who the fuck are you pretending to be an uncle here?"
This grandson is using this place as a bathing center, right?
"I'll go to your uncle's!" Ling Xiaotong didn't eat his set, he knew that what Xu Shiyu hated the most was that others regarded her as that kind of woman, and now she could encounter such a thing as a bridesmaid, not to mention that Xu Shiyu's face was blue and her fists were clenched, of course Ling Xiaotong couldn't help it directly.
Ling Xiaotong is such a person, when he is calm, he can think more than anyone else, it really makes him impulsive, and twenty cows can't pull it, this fist smashes into that guy's face! That guy is not good at stubble, and he will fight back when he scolds angrily. Ling Xiaotong immediately thought of the trick that Cao Hao had made that day to deal with Hao Baishi.
Grabbed the guy's fist and took a relay back, Ling Xiaotong's left supporting heel lifted and rotated inward, the body twisted to the left, and used the sole of his left foot to kick the ground, the heel was abducted inward, and the body was twisted to the left, coordinating to make the right knee rush forward and up, and the force reached the tip of the knee!
The guy rolled his eyes, and spit out all the wine he had drunk today, mixed with the mess he had eaten, and a disgusting smell came up.
"What are you doing, hit someone, call the police!" the bride screamed.
The fools knew that they were harassing the bridesmaids in front of them, so they called the police to no avail, and immediately stopped the bride's mentally retarded thoughts. This thing has to be solved privately, so many people here are still afraid that the best man will not be alone?
This newcomer also has a few friends who like to play, and they are not afraid of such things at all, and when they saw Ling Xiaotong's move, they made up their minds to let the kid lie down and go out!
"Grandson, I think you're too tired and crooked, buddy might as well tell you, I'm just on the road, you kneel down and kowtow three times and beg me to light your hand!" ”
Ling Xiaotong has been scared since he was a child, and he didn't pay attention to such words at all, but he was afraid that there were many people on the other side, and he was simply letting people catch turtles in this urn in this hut. Let me tell you, I am the person in the hands of the fourth master, if you dare to play, let's play. ”
Ling Xiaotong's words were definitely bragging, but he had seen Chen Wei oppress people with the fourth master, and in a word, the bald group of people didn't dare to fart. This kind of half-hung person in front of him, if he has really heard of the fourth master, he really has to weigh it.
The man said that he was on the mixed path, but in fact, he just knew a few gangsters, and he was really shocked when he heard that Ling Xiaotong had moved out of this legendary character. Although I didn't believe it in my heart, I couldn't harden my mouth.
"it, just you are a kid whose hair hasn't grown yet, and the fourth master, you treat us as a stupid fork!" Some people didn't believe it, relying on the crowd to pounce directly, but they were unexpectedly knocked to the ground by Ling Xiaotong with the same knee. With a bang, all the tea sets on the coffee table in the new house were knocked to the ground, and he couldn't say a word anymore while holding his stomach.
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