[095] Super Bull's Military Training Life

"I'm so tired and folks, my name is Ling Xiaotong, my gender is male, and I love women......"

"Post-80s, Bensan, no house, no car, no money, no appearance, no figure, no talent, no experience, no identity, no background......"

"Made in China, 178 cm long, net weight 66 kg, special features quite edible ......"

“......”

Every word Ling Xiaotong said caused the audience to burst into laughter, and even the counselor Chen Jiali, who seemed to be stern just now, was amused and bent over...... When he stepped off the stage, Yu Zhongcai, the admired god operator, gave a thumbs up.

The next one is Dong Sisi

"My name is Dong Sisi. I hope I can have a good time with you. This is concise and clear, and he will leave in one sentence, and the amazing boys in the class will scream, if it weren't for the fact that this beauty doesn't look like she can joke, he would really be excited to cry out.

The plastic arts major is the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, in addition to the champion list, there are not a few people with good grades. Most people's hobbies are painting and listening to songs, Ling Xiaotong wondered, you said that you just learned to paint, what else do you like?

There are also special hobbies, such as Yu Zhongcai's hobby of fortune telling, Hao Baishi's hobby of gossip, and some girls say that they like to collect underwear...... Anyway, the mess made the whole class laugh.

Chen Jiali wants to elect the squad leader, and recommends the selection of Dong Sisi to entrust him with important tasks. Later, the school leaders came again and said a few polite words. After that, Chen Jiali briefly summarized and emphasized a few points.

The military training will start tomorrow, everyone will cheer up, and several senior student union students will not send military training clothes, and no one will receive one, so the meeting will be dismissed early. Thinking of getting up early every day to run laps in the military training career for half a month, many girls are miserable.

Early the next morning, Ling Xiaotong ushered in a military training career that could not be laughed or laughed at.

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"To apply for the instructor exam, the whole class should be forty-eight people, but it is forty-eight!" Since Dong Sisi is the squad leader, he naturally also became the team's zero-hour squad leader.

The instructor is a lieutenant with one hair and two stars, and it is said that he is a deputy company commander. The hair is short and stands on end, typical of the feeling of elite Chinese soldiers. There is momentum!

"There are so many gentlemen in the class, so choose a little girl to be the class leader?" the instructor said in a bad tone.

The whole class was speechless, Dong Sisi didn't say anything, anyway, she didn't want to shout one by one to report to the front and back, that would not be exhausting. The instructor looked at it and fell in love with Hao Baishi, the biggest in the class.

"You, that's you!" The instructor's words were sonorous and powerful, which frightened Hao Baishi into a clever one.

"Brother, brother, what's the matter? I—I didn't make a mistake. Hao Baishi was shocked, and said that this instructor likes to be a whole person, and he was afraid.

"What brother! We are the first squad of the fifth company! Call me company commander!" The instructor shouted angrily: "You will be the first squad leader from today onwards! The first squad leader is out of the ranks!"

"Yes!" As soon as Hao Baishi heard that this was a showmanship, he was happy and grinned.

"What are you laughing at! Your teeth are about to laugh off, and you're going to drink porridge at night!" With a funny reprimand from the instructor, they began to cry and laugh in their military training careers.

The sun is like a big boss fireball, the light is scorching, the ground is scorched by the scorching sun, and I feel that I can step on a string of white smoke, and the weather is so hot that there is not a trace of wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen. It's really damn bad, it's almost half an hour since this military posture stands. The dead instructor didn't say a word.

Ling Xiaotong only felt that the sweat all over her body was soaked, and some girls were about to shake. Ling Xiaotong really couldn't stand it, and the crotch of her underwear was itchy, so she secretly pulled it with her hand.

"What are you doing with your hands!What are you scratching at your crotch?!**Ah!" This instructor's eyes are so sharp! Ling Xiaotong, who was angry, scolded in his heart.

After holding on like this for another five minutes, Dong Sisi found that there was a brushed spider on a female classmate in the front row, and hurriedly reported: "Report!

The instructor looked surprised and asked her, "Is there a pig?"

The class collapsed...... I finally rested for a while, and then started to turn around boringly left and right again. Although this instructor is very strict, but he is also very amusing, and he is familiar with it after a few days, and this instructor is really a classic sentence.

"Tuck your belly! I'm not pregnant yet! What kind of belly!" Just educated a girl, the instructor turned his head and glared at Yu Zhongcai again: "Chest up! Belly tightening! Anal lift!"

Let me emphasize it a few times before you can remember it!"

The whole class couldn't help but laugh when they said one sentence, but they changed it back to one sentence: "What are you laughing at? It's like eating a fart!"

Ling Xiaotong was really cramped by this instructor, and she couldn't help it.

The instructor looked at Ling Xiaotong's flowery gesture and shouted, "You, come over to me! Yes, it's just you! Don't look at me with such innocent eyes, it's useless!" As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly sneezed twice, snorted and shouted: "Who is scolding me?!Is it you!"

Ling Xiaotong was about to fall to the ground speechlessly.

When he started with the right steps, he was not less scolded, especially the pacesetter: "The pace of the front line is smaller! You are in a hurry to reincarnate! The ligaments of the people behind are about to be strained! I want noodles, not instant noodles!"

There is no lack of fun in life every day, and at night they will pull out and sing each other in the big square, of course, they are all military songs, everyone is very excited, for this kind of life Ling Xiaotong felt very interesting, he felt that he was destined to be in the army, and he had eye surgery in order to go to the army, because the eye surgery made him accidentally get the ability to let him be admitted to the National Arts University.

"Sing a new song today! Sing down their second class!" The instructor is energetic again today, doesn't he know that his pronunciation is not standard: "Do you have confidence!"

"Yes!" the angry shouts of the class pulled Ling Xiaotong back to reality.

"Today we will sing the "Song of Strict Discipline"!" the instructor was very satisfied with everyone's momentum.

"Good!"

The instructor began to sing very seriously: "...... Ah~Prostitute-Woman (Discipline)~Prostitute-Woman,Ah~Prostitute-Female~Prostitute-Female~Prostitute-Female~Prostitute-Female, Prostitute-Female......!

The whole class is almost vomiting blood, big brother, instructor, cute and hateful company commander, can you make your Mandarin practice more standard?

The instructor was also very familiar with Ling Xiaotong, and he also taught Ling Xiaotong a few easy-to-use self-defense techniques, Ling Xiaotong learned very seriously, after all, who knows if he will meet that bald head three kind of practitioner one day. It's really necessary to learn something simple and useful. It may be that Ling Xiaotong is talented and smart, or he has the foundation of middle school, and he is quite decent after learning a few hands, the instructor said, as long as he puts in the effort, it is definitely good!

Two weeks of military training seemed difficult, but it flashed by. The whole class is also familiar with each other, and the nonsensical instructor also has a deep sense of daring. When the final training competition was over, the instructors left one after another. There are also some sentimental Sister Lin who cried wow, saying that she was reluctant to let the instructor go, and some even left each other's phone numbers for easy contact in the future.

Brother soldier who wants to die, last year he was a soldier to the outpost, at night he was a dream on my pillow, during the day he was a song in my mouth, it was windy and snowy in the harsh winter, I really wanted to give him, I really wanted to send him a fire......

Military, lovely.

Military training is over.