It's been a few days since my thighs walked, and I've had a very awkward life these days.

Xu is usually used to frolicking with his thighs, and the quietness of reality actually makes me feel awkward everywhere, and I still go to the resume of the sea every day, and I still go to the riverside at night to sell and sing, and I still live a chicken feather.

The thighs are gone, this is a fact that cannot be changed, but fortunately, the appearance of the little yellow cat gave me great comfort.

These days I took this guy to the pet hospital to have a good time, in the pet store I learned that this guy turned out to be a mother, bright yellow hair is very good-looking after grooming, and this guy is very smart.

Looking at it, I couldn't help but think of Brother Jing's wife, so I gave it a very stylish name "Helper".

On this afternoon, I was playing with the helper in the yard, and the helper Xu was a little speechless for me, meowing to express its dissatisfaction.

Squeak, the sound of the door opening, I subconsciously looked at the door of my house, my door is closed.

The next second I realized vigilantly that the next door... Immediately after, the clatter of the high heels on contact with the ground clearly reached my ears.

Meow, the helper stood up, and it also heard the movement next door.

Remembering the short but bloody plot with the next door before, I couldn't help but have a smile on the corner of my mouth.

Meow, the helper is calling again. I looked down at this guy, who licked his tongue and ran over and rubbed me.

"A few meanings, the eldest sister of the helper, are you hungry again, according to your way of eating, I can't live for this month, I said that you were not reincarnated as a hungry ghost in your last life, so you can eat, be careful that you eat fat, and in the future, even the lame cat in the garbage can on the west side of the road will not look down on you."

While talking to the cat, he picked it up and walked into the house, "flutter". I heard a woman's chuckle coming from the other side of the wall, where the "female ghost" had been home. I wondered for a moment, could it be the return of the female ghost? Could it be that she heard what I had just said? I smiled a little smugly and went back to the house.

"Eat slowly, eat slowly, look at your eating appearance, you have to remember, you are a woman, you have to know if you are reserved", watching the helper gobbling up and chewing, I sat on the sofa and said to the helper while smoking a cigarette.

In these days when my thighs are not at home, such scenes often happen, and the helper has become an indispensable companion in my life... One person and one cat depend on each other to survive.

Knock knock. There was another knock on the door, and this knock suddenly made my nerves a little tense, because, I am very sure, this knock is coming from the door of my house, is it... I came to the door with some joy and some apprehension, "Who", I asked, and there was no sound outside the door.

Knock knock, there was another knock on the door, forget it, don't ask, open the door, just opened the door, I was a little stunned. "Hello sir, we are XX investment company, we have a project... "A man in a suit was holding a promotional document and was politely preparing to have a pleasant exchange with me." Geu, huh, get out".

I coldly sent him four words, slammed the door shut, I'll go, this doesn't fit the plot, this is nonsensical, is this a movie of the star master, speechless, really speechless, I went back to the house while shaking my head.

Knock knock, not long after the hour passed, there was another soft knock on the door. Hey, I'm going, I really admire the cheekiness and quality of these people in my heart, this is all Taishang Laojun in the alchemy furnace to practice King Kong invincible shameless, thinking of this, I was angry, I couldn't help but walk out of the door, I want to express my anger.

Knock knock on the door again. "Hey, I said, are you people so cheap, it's worthless to give me some, I took it and fried it to make a skin belly, I just haven't eaten skin belly noodles for a long time。。。。。 ”

As I spoke, I opened the door, my eyes wide open, and I closed my mouth as I looked at the person at the door in embarrassment. This is a beautiful woman wearing a navy blue slim professional dress, this woman is tall, fair-skinned, picturesque, and graceful, in short, any beautiful words are so appropriate for her.

It's just that this goddess-like woman has a hint of anger on her face, this goddess, I know, eh, is the female "ghost" next door. I've managed to injure this guy again, uh, am I the legendary pig teammate?

Seeing that the goddess was about to speak, I hurriedly spoke: "Wait, you give me a minute, I'll explain to you, uh, there are 55 seconds left, I know" The goddess's originally angry expression was obviously relaxed with my words, and the goddess looked at her watch and looked at me with her hands crossed over her chest with a playful expression.

"That's the case, before you came, there was a pyramid scheme that knocked on the door to brainwash me, and blew me away, and then there was a knock on the door, of course I didn't know it was you, I thought it was him, but I was ready to come out and spray him, and it turned out to be you, over, there should be no timeout." I said it in one sitting, and sometimes I actually quite appreciated the speed of my reactions.

After saying it in one breath, I looked at the beautiful woman in front of me with apprehension, I didn't know what she would do to me, I had already designed several pictures in my heart in an instant, and I was thinking about how to deal with it.

However, what I didn't expect was that this beauty actually looked down at her watch again. "Well, yes, there are still 2 seconds and 1 minute left, the expression is smooth, the organization is clear, yes, this matter has turned a page, --- you don't invite me in to sit down?".

After saying this, the beauty actually showed a charming smile. This smile. It's beautiful

The beauty doesn't blame me, I didn't expect that the beauty would come to the house as a guest, and I didn't expect it, I hurriedly said to the goddess: "Welcome, welcome, of course welcome, it is my honor for you to come". Then I made a gesture of please, and the goddess owed me a debt and walked through the door.

Entering the house, the beautiful woman looked around, nodded and said, "Well, it's not bad, based on the fact that you are a boy, it is rare to have such a level of hygiene".

When I heard the goddess say this, I immediately thanked Yu Feifei in my heart, because Yu Feifei gave me a request to pay attention to hygiene and cleanliness, and said that I would come to check, based on respect for Feifei, I have really paid attention to these recently, fortunately, I did this, otherwise it was the same shape as the pigsty before, and it is estimated that people have to bring gas masks in.

Meow. A small cat meow came from the foot of the bed, "Mimi, it's really you, do you still know me?" Come on, my sister is here to find you, let's go, come home with me."

Something, whatever, as soon as I heard that the beautiful woman was coming to the helper and wanted to take it home, I was anxious all of a sudden, "No, no, no, the helper is now a member of my family, I know this cat, it was originally a stray cat, I have adopted it, so you can't take it, it's mine".

"But Mimi has been living in my house before, so as long as you live for one day it is my home, well, thank you for taking care of Mimi these days, Mimi takes good care of you, so let's make a price, it is your reward for taking care of it, Mimi, let's go home."

After saying that, this beauty actually bent down and hugged the helper, and what made me speechless was that the helper was actually very obedient and at his mercy. This has no conscience, according to my calculations, it should have only been with this girl for one night, and my feelings are almost 10 days compared to 1 day, white-eyed cat. This frustrates me a bit.

"No, no, no matter how much money you give, it's been so many days, the helper is already like my family, it can't do without me, I can't do without it, in short, I won't let you take it."

Saying that, I was going to rob the helper.,This move seems to be a little frightened to the girl.,I saw her holding the helper a little frightened and taking two steps back.。。。 The atmosphere actually has a bit of a smell of gunpowder.

Seeing the girl like this, I couldn't bear it, and I also realized that my actions were a little rude just now, so I waved my hand at the girl apologetically.

"Girl, I'm sorry, I just heard that you were going to take away the helper, I was really anxious, the attitude is not good, don't mind, to be honest with you, I used to rent with my friend, I just left a few days ago, I have almost no one to talk to in this city, this cat, now it's like my loved one, if you take it away, I don't know what I'll be lonely"

I honestly confessed what I was saying, and to be honest, the tone of these words was a little anxious.

I expressed excitedly, the girl hugged the helper and listened quietly, and slowly her expression softened, maybe my words touched her compassion, but who knows.

After speaking, I looked at the girl with pleading eyes. The girl looked at me fixedly, biting her lip as if she was hesitating to make a decision. Looking at the girl's expression, I was quite nervous, and I actually felt like I was waiting for the verdict to be pronounced in the courtroom.

"Well, I have a proposal, see if you want to, I'm going to live next door from today, we're neighbors, you like this cat, I like it too, so let's raise it together, you see, usually it's free to be in whose house it wants, but I'm a girl, you're a boy, you have to let me do it, for example, I miss it, and it's not in my house, I want you to send it to me, what do you think?" The girl discussed with me seriously.

There is no better result than this, what else can I say, my chick quickly nodded in agreement. The girl laughed, and I laughed, and the clouds cleared, and the sky was blue again.

Looking at the girl's charming smile, I suddenly remembered something, so I straightened my clothes and said to the girl, "Neighbor, for the unreasonableness last time, I have always wanted to apologize to you very formally, but there has been no suitable opportunity, today, I formally apologize to you, I'm sorry."

Hearing me say this, the girl's face softened even more, and then looked at her again, it turned out that she was so amiable and charming when she was not angry.

"Okay, neighbor, no, you apologized to me, and I forgave you"

"Ah, when"

"Hee-hee, I remember hearing a loud scream that morning when I was about to turn the corner..."

"Ah, haha, yes, yes, it's me, haha".

"Well, neighbor, can I take Mimi home and play for a while" "Okay, no problem".

When I came to the door, the girl was about to go home with the helper, and just after walking a few steps, she suddenly turned around and asked me with a smile: "Neighbor, is your name Zipa?" ”

As soon as these words came out, I was stunned, I looked at her with an incredible face, this... Is this girl 007 or FBI?

"Well, it's me, how do you know," I asked, scratching my head.

"Guess," the beautiful neighbor said to me, smiled, and turned away.

This picture suddenly reminded me of a poem, and I looked back and smiled. I think what Bai Juyi and Old Man Bai saw when he wrote this poem is nothing more than that.