Chapter 609: Song Shuhang is very happy...... What a fart!

Chapter 609 of the text Song Shuhang is very happy...... What a fart!

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Gao Moumou rubbed his eyes and came to his senses.

"It's strange, why did I suddenly fall asleep just now?" Gao Moumou wondered.

Could it be that he passed out due to heat stroke?

He found himself no longer in the shade of the trees outside the villa, but lying on the sofa in the living room of the villa.

It seems that someone moved him back to the villa.

On the sofa next to him, the Taoist chief who was very close to him was holding a teacup in both hands and drinking tea leisurely. In front of the Taoist chief, there are also many meat sandwiches stacked.

"Lao Gao, you're awake. At this time, Song Shuhang's voice came.

Gao Moumou looked in the direction of the sound and saw Shuhang squatting in the empty space of the living room, peeling a large box.

"Well, wake up. Shuhang, how long have I been fainting just now?" asked Gao Moumou.

"It won't be long, just a few minutes. Song Shuhang replied casually.

…… The hypnotic gas was very short, and he had just finished signing the courier, and then moved Gao Moumou back to the room with the courier. Before the express box was opened, Gao Moumou had already woken up.

"It looks like it's really a heat stroke? By the way, Shuhang, has Tubo arrived?" Gao Moumou asked, he felt that after this sleep, he was in a very good spirit.

Song Shuhang turned his head to Gao Moumou and said, "I guess it's a traffic jam, I haven't arrived yet, why don't you call him and ask him?"

As he spoke, he saw that the Taoist of Tianyazi reached out and grabbed a meat bun again, and gnawed it beautifully.

This is already the seventh!

This old man who drinks tea and eats meat buns is cheeky himself.

Song Shuhang is not the owner of the villa, so it is not good to drive him away.

And the owner of the villa, Yu Jiaojiao, was also embarrassed to drive away a spirit emperor senior who was at the peak of the fifth grade.

The Taoist of Tianyazi did not recognize life, and after coming in, he ate and drank as if he was in his own home.

It is worthy of being a maniac.

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Gao Moumou moved his body, came to the side of Shuhang, and asked casually: "Shuhang, what are you in this box?"

"It's a gift from an elder, but I don't know what's inside. Song Shuhang replied, and as he spoke, he finally peeled off the outer packaging of the box.

What appeared in front of him was a square piece of metal, which looked like a metal ingot, and not even a crack could be seen.

Don't sue me, such a large piece of metal ingot is a gift!

"This is a gift?" Yu Jiaojiao's voice sounded in Shuhang's ears, in order to avoid being heard by Gao Moumou, she used the means of transmitting the sound into the secret.

Song Shuhang thought for a while and said, "When I moved it, it didn't feel heavy, and it was probably hollow inside." Perhaps it's a special metal case that requires a special method to open. ”

However, it is not ruled out that this is a particularly 'light' metal ingot, which is possibly found by the head of the bamboo pipe and used by the disciple for refining the weapon.

Thinking of this, Shuhang took out the gold chain again.

This gold chain had previously resonated with the cube of metal. If the dart is a chest, the gold chain should be the key to the metal chest.

When Shuhang took out the chain, the metal ingot-shaped and gold chain resonated again.

On the left side of the metal cube, thirty-three animal patterns are displayed. The pattern forms a circle, which corresponds to the thirty-three beasts on the gold chain.

However, the order of the thirty-three beasts on the metal cube is different from that on the gold chain.

Song Shuhang crouched down and tried to press on one of the 'beasts' as he would with a smartphone, dragging it to change the order.

He succeeded, as if he was playing a mobile game, and the pattern of the 'beast' dragged with Song Shuhang's fingers, allowing him to change the order of the arrangement.

In this way, Shuhang knew the way to open the 'metal ingot' box, and he compared the gold chain in his hand to arrange the patterns of the thirty-three beasts in order.

Soon, when the pattern arrangement is successful.

The next moment, the side directly above the metal cube slowly slid open, revealing an opening.

When Gao Moumou on the side saw it, he said, "So high-tech?"

"yes. Song Shuhang nodded, and it was black technology, this was a hundred and thirty years ago. Again, I sigh that many modern technology products may have been broken by monks many years ago.

The box opened, and Shuhang stood up and looked at the box.

paid a 'four-grade spirit stone' for the storage fee, what is the 'gift' in the box?

"It's so beautiful!" exclaimed the fish on his shoulder.

Yes, it's beautiful.

Inside the box, there are boxes full of ...... Clothes.

What's more, it's all women's clothing!

There are all kinds of women's clothing, each style is unique, and each one can match the fairy clothes worn by the fairies in mythological stories.

But...... It's just pretty.

These fairy clothes are not magic robes.

Because of the material, they are very strong compared to ordinary clothes, but they are not magic clothes at all, and they have no function and defense power.

Although there are all kinds of formation runes on them, the only function of those formation runes is to make the 'fairy clothes' more beautiful.

Because of their special material, coupled with the storage formation of the people in the metal ingot box, these fairy clothes can be well preserved to this day.

Now one thing can be certain, the disciple of the Bamboo Pipe Elder of the Thirty-Three Beast God Sect is a fairy.

Moreover, he doesn't look too old, or he is petite.

Because of the fairy clothes in this box, the models are all on the small side.

Song Shuhang trembled his hands and grabbed out a fairy dress, light blue, full of luxurious atmosphere, but because the style is relatively small, it looks a little cute.

Shuhang recalled a petite girl, Su Shi Ah Sixteen, in his mind.

The monk's memory is very good, so Shuhang only needs to recall Ah Sixteen's body shape in his mind and compare it in his mind, and he can be sure that this luxurious fairy dress reveals a cute fairy dress, which must be very suitable for Ah Sixteen.

Her short hair, her pretty appearance without makeup, and this light blue fairy dress must look good!

Then, Shuhang saw the second layer in the box, of course, it was also a fairy dress, but it looked a little bigger.

Shuhang put the blue fairy dress back, grabbed a fairy dress in the second room, and shook it open to take a look. This one is clean white, and it is the shape of a short dress, but the hem of the skirt is longer.

The model is a whole circle larger...... It's strange, why did Elder Zhuguanzi buy two different models of clothes as gifts for his disciples?

The second model of white fairy clothes made Shuhang think of another familiar Taoist friend Yu Rouzi in his mind.

The short skirt is lengthened and the hem is long, and the fairy dress is very youthful and energetic, which is suitable for a feather girl with long legs!

However, there is a difference of several yards between Su Ah Sixteen and Yu Rouzi!

Could it be that the disciple of Elder Zhuguanzi cultivated special exercises and had the ability to transform, so his body shape would change frequently?

Or is there more than one disciple of Elder Zhuguanzi?

There are so many fairy clothes, they look very beautiful, some are suitable for Su Shi Ah Sixteen, some are suitable for Yu Rouzi, and there are many other models below, and maybe you can find one that is suitable for more people.

Song Shuhang was very happy...... What a fart!

There are so many women's clothes, he uses them to dry eggs!

A precious four-grade spirit stone was exchanged for a box of fairy clothes...... Although the value of these immortal clothes is likely to be far more than the four-grade spirit stones.

However, should he set up a stall to sell fairy clothes?

Moreover, how did these women's fairy clothes resonate strongly with the gold chain?

Or, the resonance of the previous gold chain is actually between it and this box?

"So many women's clothes, and they're all archetypal. At this time, Gao Moumou walked over and glanced at the women's clothes in the box.

"I didn't expect it to be full of women's clothes. Song Shuhang couldn't cry or laugh.

Gao Moumou quipped: "The elder who gave you this gift is really interesting." Or...... Shuhang, do you have any special fetishes?"

"Phew, you're a dressophile. Song Shuhang scolded with a smile.

"I didn't say you had a cosmist, I just wanted to say that you don't have a special collector's fetish. Gao Moumou smiled.

But suddenly, his eyes lit up.

[Ah, this fetish is very interesting, do you want to add another 'transvestite' character to the protagonist of the plot? No, it's too direct. I should have set up a clever plot where the protagonist dressed up in women's clothes for a secret mission, or a scene at a banquet. 】

Gao Moumou felt that his 'inspiration' had been exploded, and countless plot ideas came out of his brain. I want to write it down right away!

Song Shuhang didn't know what Gao Moumou was thinking at all, otherwise he would definitely ...... Praise Gao Moumou, and then buy a piece of feng shui treasure land for him in the submarine cemetery where the fish is delicate.

Because the protagonist, it's not him!

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After putting the fairy clothes back in the box, Song Shuhang sighed: "I'll move these things back first." ”

After that, he greeted Gao Moumou and Tianyazi Dao Chang, hugged the metal box, and went back to his room.

When going up the stairs, Shuhang said to the fish Jiaojiao on his shoulder: "Jiaojiao, do you like any of these clothes?

After Yu Jiaojiao is promoted to the fifth grade and turns into a human form, she can use it~

A box full of fairy clothes, giving away is the best choice.

When Yu Jiaojiao heard this, she grinned: "Forget it, I'm still some time away from the five-grade transformation." Therefore, these immortal clothes are still kept by yourself to please the future Taoist couple. Moreover, Shuhang, you don't quite match my aesthetics. ”

Song Shuhang: "......"

How on earth is he going to answer Miss Fish?

I'm sorry, girl, I'm sorry I can't grow a fish head, I can't match your aesthetic?

In fact, Song Shuhang misunderstood about aesthetics.

Yu Jiaojiao's aesthetics are biased towards her father's Jiaolong system. For her, a handsome man must first have hard dragon horns or small horns......

Can a man who doesn't even have dragon horns be called handsome? )