Yang Yilin took the paper with poems written on it handed to him by Zheng Xiaowen, and he read: "The urine in the old sky fell to the ground and disappeared. The people smelled the fishy smell and said "go down!"

Yang Yilin laughed out loud after reading it, and said, "What kind of poem is this? You can't compose poetry well, aren't you talking nonsense?" He drew a hand raised on the paper as his second sentence, and gave it to Zheng Xiaowen, saying, "Show you, this is what I want to say." ”

Zheng Xiaowen took a look and said in his heart: Ouch, you Lao Yang wants to beat someone, hehe, are you teasing? I'll play with you for a while, then let's play nonsense in the clouds!

Zheng Xiaowen wrote on the paper: Yang boy, if you are really angry, you can vent. In order to vent your poisonous gas, if you use the method of scolding, I will admit it. For example, even if you scold, the sun and the moon will be dark, and the earth will be half-scolded! A volcano erupts and the sky will collapse! Even if you scold, the torrential rain will hit the mountains and mudslides! The big and small asteroids will hit the earth! I will not talk back.

Or if you are angry with me, while scolding, while leaving the cockfight to play with the monkey, and then riding on a fierce horse to train the bison, I will not compete with you and will not be annoyed. It's just that you shouldn't have beaten people with your hands drawn on paper, and as soon as I saw the hand of the picture you drew, I was annoyed! I want to go to the hidden mountains and forests to pick mushrooms now, so that you can go to the world and find nowhere to go!

After Zheng Xiaowen finished writing, he handed the paper to Yang Yilin with a calm face and said, "Here, look at it!"

Yang Yilin took it and looked at it, and he immediately knelt on the stone table and wrote under the words written by Zheng Xiaowen:

Zheng Nini, don't be angry, it's a joke with you. You remember, even if you make me Yang boy angry, there is rain on his face under his eyebrows, and there are eight long rivers in his clothes. The sky is spinning, the sun and the moon are dusk, and the stars circle around the earth. I won't hit people with that painted hand, let alone hit people with my real hands!

Also, even if you make me Yang boy angry, I shook my hands up, stomped my feet, and was so annoyed that Dongyuan Hua didn't laugh. I made a little white meow, I kicked the big black and screamed, you looked at me with stunned eyes, my anger dissipated and begged for mercy!

Zheng Xiaowen took the paper and looked at it, she couldn't help it, and she laughed.

Yang Yilin only laughed twice and said: "Xiaowen, that hand is drawing and playing, I will never point a finger at you in three lifetimes, let alone fighting, understand, remember." ”

Zheng Xiaowen thought about it and said: "Three lifetimes, this life is like this, so tell me, what will the two of us look like in the next life?"

Yang Yilin said without thinking: "In the next life, the two of us will be classmates, starting from the first grade of primary school and going to college. ”

Zheng Xiaowen asked seriously: "We have been classmates since elementary school, then, which elementary school did the two of us go to?"

"'The Way Forward' Primary School!" Yang Yilin said as if it were true.

Zheng Xiaowen also asked seriously: "Then, are the two of us in the same class?"

"It's not. Yang Yilin said, "The school is divided into classes according to the size of the student's month. The two of us were born in the same year, I was born in Yuanyue, and I was assigned to a class. You were born in February and were assigned to Class 2. I'm a month older than you, remember. ”

Zheng Xiaowen nodded: "Well, I remember." However, we graduated from elementary school, so what junior high school did we go to?"

"Of course, I took the 'Chang Urging' middle school. Yang Yilin said it again without thinking about it.

"Then ......" Zheng Xiaowen was thinking, and then asked, "In elementary school, did the two of us play together?"

Yang Yilin still spoke very smoothly: "The two of us often play together, you have my classmate to protect you, and those boys and girls don't dare to bully you." But you're very good at studying, and you're a good person, and your female classmates like to play with you. It's just that when you get to middle school, some boys want to talk to you, and as long as I go to the middle, they have to shut up immediately!"

Zheng Xiaowen's speed of speech was a little faster: "What if they don't shut up?"

Yang Yilin suddenly stood up, kicked the stone bench, and said, "If they don't shut up, this is the end!" I'm just giving you a drill, I'm afraid that my shoes will be broken, so I kicked lightly." If it's really that occasion, if I kick it, I'll have to keep them out of school for three days to see if they dare to talk to you!"

Zheng Xiaowen Gege smiled and said, "You are really good at pretending to be a hero! Then you say, which school are the two of us admitted to high school?"

"The two of us were admitted to a key school together, 'Big Leap' High School! I'm so happy!" Yang Yilin said with a smile.

"In high school, how about the two of us studying?" asked Zheng Xiaowen.

Yang Yilin replied casually: "Study well, both of us are top students, graduated from high school, and the two of us stepped into Peking University at the same time!"

Zheng Xiaowen was happy: "I really didn't expect that I will graduate from Peking University in my next life, I am so happy! Hey, then why don't you take a step forward to Tsinghua University?"

"As soon as you said that I was admitted to Peking University, I didn't think much about it. Yang Yilin said, "You said to sign up, and I signed up with you." ”

Zheng Xiaowen asked: "Both of us are in college, how is our family background?"

Yang Yilin said: "Both of our families are in a small town in the mountains, and our parents are farmers. ”

Zheng Xiaowen asked again: "Then don't we worry about tuition fees?"

Yang Yilin smiled lightly and said: "Don't worry, it will be a hundred years later, and at that time, our life will only get better and better, and there will be no worries!"

Zheng Xiaowen Gege smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I am thinking now, human beings are getting more and more progressive, and our next life will be even better than the life in the next life, I don't want to, Gegegege!"

The two were talking and laughing happily, and Yang Yilin's thoughts returned to reality first. He said: "Xiaowen, we've been talking for a while, take care of it, and now start writing a minus poem about rain, okay?"

Zheng Xiaowen took the paper and pen and said, "Okay, I'll start writing now." ”

The two of them wrote their minus-word poems, and Yang Yilin said: "You must be better than me in writing, let me read you first." He took the paper handed over by Zheng Xiaowen and read, "The bead chain is broken, and the goddess sighs." God was speechless with tears. Milky Way Sadness Sift. Everything bathes, goes anywhere, wisps of water, rain. ”

Yang Yilin said angrily after reading it: "Writing poems with minus characters, rain and snow are more difficult to write, but if you write in a slightly lower tone, I won't talk about you, you look at the three sentences you wrote crying, which makes people feel uncomfortable to watch! If you want me to say, what you write is not qualified, you have to rewrite!"

"What are you arguing about!" Zheng Xiaowen said, "The rain is originally a metaphor for tears." Besides, if you punish me for rewriting, I can't even find the rhyme. Even if I find the rhyme, I have to write the content, and the number of words is still limited, so I really don't have such a high level. So, let me see what you wrote, and see how happy you are to write it?"

Zheng Xiaowen looked at the minus poem written by Yang Yilin with the theme of rain, and she read: "Playing with the heavenly crystal ball is beautiful." The 100-mile bead curtain is interesting. Flowing threads hang a thousand threads. Splash Entertainment. Thousands of wisps of water, tears. Rain. ”

After reading it, Zheng Xiaowen said: "You still say that what about me, the rain you wrote, you have played enough in the air, you go down to the puddle, splashing the water and are happy, poof, there is a tearful complaint! You still say that my writing is not qualified, look at how good your writing is? Ignore you!"

"At the end of the writing, I couldn't find the words, so I used those two words. Yang Yilin said.

"That's not good, you have already said that my writing is not qualified, and you also wrote tears, so you have to be severely punished, rewrite!" Zheng Xiaowen said.

Yang Yilin knew that he was short of words and couldn't find more suitable words and rhymes to modify, so he quickly said: "I think about it, it's really hard to find that word rhyme, don't talk about the subtractive poem, change your mind and write something else." Now take the 'cloud and rain flower' in front of you as the content, write some feelings, write at will in any informal format, and get started. ”

Zheng Xiaowen was still awkward in reducing the word poem, Yang Yilin was writing the content of Yunyuhua, she shook the paper in her hand and said, "Hey, I've written it!"

"Are you perfunctory? I said to write casually, and that is also a serious and random writing. You just want to get through it with a few nonsense, bring it to me and show me. Yang Yilin said, he asked for the paper in Zheng Xiaowen's hand.

Zheng Xiaowen's eyes widened and said: "Who said I was talking nonsense, I wrote the seven-word quatrain "Yuhua Revenge" seriously, give, look." ”

Yang Yilin took it and read: "When the red sun is slightly westward, big dark clouds gather. Lightning, wind and thunder prompted showers, and flowers suddenly turned into soup chickens. After he finished reading, he couldn't help but smile and pound the paper and said, "This is a seven-character quatrain that you wrote seriously?" Although Ping Qian is right, I can't pass it, because your sentence is funny, no, give, rewrite!

This is the sentence I thought of when I was appreciating the rain. Zheng Xiaowen said, "Now that you say it doesn't count, I don't want to worry about you." I have a lot of words in my poetry library, and I can write a love poem!"

Zheng Xiaowen said with a smile, turned the piece of paper around, and wrote "Cloud and Rain Flowers" on the back: Tianyun loves flowers and hates far away, and he does not hesitate to sacrifice himself to turn into raindrops. Descend and kiss all over the flowers, and have no regrets about sacrificing their lives for love.

Yang Yilin looked at the four sentences written by Zheng Xiaowen, and he said: "I think you are on it today, forget it, I don't blame you, simply, you expand the content of these sentences into lyrics, and you can sing it at our song meeting after composing the music, write it." ”

"You've trained people to the point where they don't even know what to do. Zheng Xiaowen said, "Take yours and let me see it, I refer to your writing." ”

Zheng Xiaowen saw that Yang Yilin wrote "Thunder Cloud Happiness", she read: "Xia Lei fell in love with Heiyun and chased all directions and finally achieved his goal, and he was so happy that he was happy when he set a marriage contract. Invite Wulu to be the bridesmaid and Yu as a witness to preside over the wedding, and Lightning Thunderbolt is the best man, Tai Chi Tiandi is the big matchmaker. The high sky is a cave room, which is a happy immortal residence, and the sun and moon are lamps and stars are candles.

The Lei family chose an auspicious day to marry Yun'er, and the cars, boats, sedan chairs and horses followed the clouds to pick up Yun'er, tears and smiles. Suddenly there was a long queue to greet relatives, and the fire whips and flashing cannons were crackling and joyful.

Yun and his mother's family couldn't help crying, and the Lei family, who married their relatives, was anxious and urged. The Lei brothers beat the big drum and tom, and the sound of the tom shook the world, and the wind sisters whistled and whistled. The groomsmen and bridesmaids talked and laughed, surrounded by clouds and thunder, gongs, drums, suona, and noisy sounds.

Yun'er walked out of her mother's door, her heart was happy, she got into the sedan chair to stop her tears, and the sedan chair man strode as fast as flying. In order to see the bride and groom run out of the neon sisters, the newlyweds are surrounded by the newlyweds into the cave room, and the world is full of glory!"

Zheng Xiaowen smiled and said: "Haha, I didn't expect you Yang Boy to be so good, it's just the weather of wind, thunder, clouds and rain, and even the order of appearance is very reliable, you can, you can, you can, don't you?"