At 1 o'clock in the evening, my thighs and I hadn't slept yet, and this guy sat on the bed as usual, picking his feet and dipping his fingers in the foam and counting the money.

I, on the other hand, lay on my bed, staring at the chandelier in the room, stunned like a fool.

"Hey, birdman, are you stupid X, your object, oh, no, the former object, introduce you to such a good job, why don't you agree, although her words hurt, but what people say makes sense, don't even want pies in the sky, it's a pity for the bird, it's a pity for the bird" muttered as he looked at me on his thigh.

"It's about you birds". I replied lightly to my thigh, because I didn't want to dwell too much on it.

"Ya, you were bitten by a dog, this dog bit Lu Dongbin, hey, I said, you really don't regret it?

.“ It's about you," I replied faintly.

As soon as these words came out, my thighs instantly became angry, and he stared at me in a daze, as if he was about to eat me.

Then I saw this guy suddenly smile lewdly, then he picked his hand at his nose, rubbed it, and then glanced at me.

The birdman's disgusting behavior immediately sent a chill through my heart.

Sure enough, this guy smiled and looked at me like a magic trick. Yes, I have said goodbye to you, and I have also made a great move.

In an instant I was out of the courtyard, and the next moment, with a bang, I slammed the door.

In the early hours of the morning, the old street was empty, and the silent road was only the rustle of the breeze, and the occasional barking of dogs made this lonely world seem a little lively.

I walked down this deserted street in a somewhat depressed mood, and the sadness in my heart was full of sadness written on my slightly haggard face.

Slowly walked to a dilapidated bench on the side of the road, brushed the dust and sat down, lit a cigarette for himself, and stared at the cold crescent moon in the sky in a daze.

Now. Under the seemingly calm expression, there was a restless heart, and Xia Xiaomo's sudden arrival aroused memories that had been silent in my heart for a long time.

Silently closing his eyes, the scene slowly flowed through his mind like a slide.

"Classmate, the song you sing is so good, hello, my name is Xia Xiaomo, let's get to know me"

"Hee-hee, classmate, I didn't expect us to be in the same class, haha, happy" "Classmate, I'm sorry, from today onwards, you have to call me class president"

"Hee-hee, your name is really, really, haha, weird."

"Zippa, I have something in the rehearsal room, it's night, it's a little dark, can you go with me to get it?。。。。 ”

"Zippa, you are so talented, this idea is really great, come on, look forward to you" "Qiwen, I, can I call you Awen?"

"Thank you for a meaningful birthday with me, do you have a girlfriend?

"Hee-hee, you're mine from today onwards... Papa, let's love each other for the rest of our lives, okay?"

"Papa, let's get married after graduation, hehe-hee, I love you"

"Papa, can you have a snack, you have to have a plan, otherwise we will get married in the future"

"Papa, I warn you, I'm your girlfriend, I'm not your old mother"

"Papa, are you a little self-motivated, what will you use to support your family in the future?"

"Zipa ... We... Let's break up".

A cold wind blew and pulled me back from my memories to reality, my eyes gradually moistened, and inadvertently a tear quietly dripped on this lonely night.

I don't know how long I've been sitting on the bench in a daze, maybe the cigarette butts scattered all over the ground know.

I make money, I make money, I don't know how to spend it, I have a Nokia in my left hand, a Motorola in my right hand...

When my extremely handsome and cool phone rang, the corners of my mouth showed a smile of relief, there are still people who care about me in this lonely world, so the next second I pressed the answer button.

"Damn, what are you thinking stupid X, depressed! Where did you die at night, you were kidnapped or robbed, you are so quick to give Lao Tzu a death. Second Goods"

Listening to the familiar scolding sound on my thighs, I felt very relieved and kind, and I smiled knowingly.

I didn't reply to my thighs with a cigarette, but listened to the clamor with interest on hands-free until my thighs used up his underdeveloped brain cells.

I smiled slightly, snuffed out the cigarette butt, and replied faintly, "It's about your birds."

The next second, I pressed the shutdown button and turned off the phone, laughed nervously, and walked in the direction of home with a weak pace.

I didn't say anything all night, because I didn't say a word when I went back to my thigh, and I just looked at him very much, and there was no communication, so I didn't say anything --- night.

Maybe there were too many birds in the sky that day, or maybe the dogs were sloppy that day, so that these guys didn't have stock recently to give them a chance to rub their luck.

In recent days, my business with my thighs has been very miserable, and the low-profile version of Senior Brother Zhishen may be because of the style that pulls the wind and can still maintain the level of food and clothing.

My problem of food and clothing is difficult to solve, I have already discounted 20 yuan to buy three get two free, and it is too expensive and no one listens.

Finally, someone came to order a song, and actually asked Lao Tzu to sing Lord Wei's famous song, and I was angry that I suggested that he go to talk to Lord Wei at night.

In short, all in all, what a miserable word these days.

One day, while my thighs were listlessly turning over the kebabs, I was sitting in a corner holding my guitar and playing casually.

"Master Zhishen, give this princess 10 big meat skewers, 10 big kidneys, 10 big crispy bones, and a case of beer, and who else, Xiao Qizi, the palace is here, don't hurry up to pick it up, hehe."

With this pleasant and funny nonsensical voice, a cute girl with snow-white skin tied with a cute ball, a pair of rimless glasses, a suspender denim skirt, and a white T-shirt with cherry balls printed on it, was flashing her big talking eyes, looking at me and her thighs with a hippie smile.

This cute and beautiful girl is the super invincible beauty princess Yu Feifei who is in the sky and the earth and under the sea, sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and shy flowers, everyone loves her, and the flowers are extremely handsome and cool.

These first so many adjectives are the additional terms she gave us when we last asked her for a headshot, so that we can keep these adjectives in mind and memorize them firmly.

Of course, if we do this, she can give us a free production, and based on this preferential policy, I signed this treaty with her with a sense of humiliation and humiliation.

As a cultural person, I am naturally a little relaxed, but for the thighs of non-cultural people, it almost drove him crazy.

When I was squatting in the pit, I was reading words in my mouth, and even dreaming and talking in my dreams was full of words, and I sincerely felt the pain of IQ being a hard injury.

"Hey, what kind of fragrant wind is this that blew His Royal Highness Gege, the Sprinkle family is so polite" After speaking, his thighs made a gesture and folded his hands.

Nima, this birdman is still in the play, so you can go to Lao Mouzi to talk about the salary.

My heart is black with my thighs, but I don't stop plucking the strings in my hand, and I do such a as if a beautiful woman is coming, and I am very high-spirited.

The next second, the self-proclaimed princess didn't even glance at her thighs, {her thighs were very embarrassed} and rushed up to me, grabbed my guitar, panted, and glared at me angrily.

I looked at her round eyes, her gasping nose, and her red lips, which rose and fell with her shortness of breath. “

Yo. Isn't this Princess Feifei, I haven't seen her for a few days, and I've developed."

When my eyes were a little obscenely fixed on Fei Fei's beautiful curves, I laughed evilly.

"Dead Zipa, dead wonderful, are you tired of feeding or what, what are you thinking about all day long, big brother, I want to go to Japan to develop my love action career, you should get a boxed lunch in the second episode of your little body, right?"

Hahaha, the thighs laughing on the side are called a showmanship, and the anger is compelling.

Nima... Gotcha, admit defeat.

"The princess is angry, isn't this a joke with you, the princess is so generous today, is this a big lottery or what. I am blessed to rub the grass people, remember that the rain and dew are wet, when the princess eats, can you order a few songs, the small ones will serve hard."

"Flutter", the above words successfully amused Yu Feifei, and the words just now turned the page.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of your sincerity, this palace spared you today, Xiao Qizi, and Zhishen, do you know what day it is."

After speaking, Yu Feifei looked at me and her thighs with a smile on her face full of anticipation, and said that it should be me.

With his thighs covering his head with both hands, he made a very painful shape, stretched out his hands towards Yu Feifei, and then bowed down with his hands in fists.

I'm going, this guy is cowardly, too, he can't do this job with this brain.

Think about it, this, that, thinking about it, I gradually sweated on my head, and I was a little embarrassed. Uncle, what day is it today.

Looking at my two virtues, a pool of clear tears instantly slipped from the corners of Fei Fei's eyes.

"I also said that Lao Tie didn't care about the palace so much, what did the palace tell you two months ago."

Emma, hearing this, my thighs were still in a daze, but I had already patted my thighs and slapped my mouth lightly.

"Damn, damn it, it's really damned, I forgot Her Royal Highness the Princess's birthday, I really shouldn't, who is that, Zhishen, today's princess orders are all on my account, in addition, today's princess orders songs at will, and the small ones serve for free."

"Haha, yes, yes, quasi-play, haha".

Yu Feifei wiped the corners of her eyes, and actually laughed heartily, her expression was as affectionate as a peach blossom.

Nima, this Yu Feifei, if you don't go to the Oscars, I'm sorry for your acting skills, and the change of face is too fast, and it's almost time to catch up with Sichuan Opera.

When he was slandering, another rough voice came from the side of Leng Buding, "Your uncle, hang your account, you haven't opened much for a few days, you take the butt wipe paper to top the account, by the way, do you have the money to buy the butt paper."

In an instant, I only felt that a flock of crows was flying gracefully over my head, and my old face, which was as thick as a city wall, was a little hot.

A second later, Yu Feifei smiled even more, and the temperature on my face quickly soared to 39.5 degrees.