Chapter 413: Xu Qin's Funny Side
Of course, he paid special attention to it, he didn't photograph Song Yanshu and the little princess, otherwise wouldn't the lie be self-defeating?
Qiao Wan saw the selfie taken by Xu Qin Tebi at an angle, and the corners of her lips hooked up with a disdainful smile.
"It seems that you have made preparations, even people's selfies are ready, tsk, I think you can not only be writers, but also journalists, and you can directly make up fake news with pictures. ”
Xu Qin was about to vomit blood, he was actually suspected that he was not himself, he was impersonated by someone else, and he couldn't prove himself by taking photos, what kind of helplessness was this?
"Qiao Wan, it's really me, you believe me, what I said is true, you are really green!" Xu Qin continued to reply to the text message emphasizing.
Qiao Wan still doesn't believe in a punctuation mark.
"How the hell are you going to believe me? I'm really Xu Qin!"
Qiao Wan looked at the other side and wanted to fool her, so she replied directly,
"Since you don't know where you are exposed, then let me tell you, first of all, Xu Qin will not call Song Yanshu Song Yanshu, he likes to call Song Yanshu big pig's trotters, the same as his subordinates, and secondly, he calls me Wan'er if he doesn't like to call me Qiao Wan. ”
Xu Qin heard Qiao Wan summarize the problem so well, he really didn't know whether to be happy that Qiao Wan already knew him so well, or to be uncomfortable, he just wanted to make the news more formal, so he shouted it well!
I didn't expect it to become a reason for Qiao Wan to believe him even more!
"By the way, there is another point, if there is really a beautiful woman around Song Yanshu, I think it is more convincing for you to take a photo and send it to me directly, just rely on a few words to lie to me, you are too simple. ”
After Qiao Wan finished speaking, she was in no mood to continue teasing this liar, so she directly threw her phone aside.
The corners of Xu Qin's lips twitched, and his heart was beating suddenly.
Qiao Wan was very defensive, he should rest assured that nothing would happen to Qiao Wan.
However, he especially wanted to trick Song Yanshu and make Song Yanshu misunderstood by Qiao Wan, but he would actually suffer this kind of blow, which really made him even more autistic.
"I'm not here for you to come out and catch the rape, I'm just telling you that there is this matter, if you don't believe what I said, you can call Song Yanshu yourself and ask if you saved a little princess!"
"I'm really convinced, I can't take a selfie to prove myself, do you have to see me make a shameful grimace to be willing to believe that I am Xu Qin himself?"
Xu Qin just said this spittingly.
Qiao Wan didn't want to deal with it, but when she heard the text message vibrating, she was a little curious about what the other party would say, so she picked up the phone and opened it to see.
Grimace?
Qiao Wan thought about it for a while, it seemed that she had never seen Xu Qin's funny side, if the liar on the other side had such an exciting photo of Xu Qin in her hand, of course she would have to take a look!
"Heh, if you can post a selfie of Xu Qin's grimace, I will believe what you say!"
When Xu Qin saw this reply, he subconsciously glanced at Song Yanshu from the rearview mirror, gritted his teeth and turned on the selfie lens again, and made a grimace at the camera.
Song Yanshu just looked up, saw Xu Qin's movements and expressions from the rearview mirror, and watched Xu Qin take a photo of his face as if he was looking at a fool.
"I was still thinking about why this little girl doesn't like you and likes me so much, but now I have figured it out, not only are you not as good-looking as me, but your IQ is not as high as mine, and you are easy to be stupid!"
The little princess was lying in Song Yanshu's arms, and when she heard Song Yanshu say this, she looked back at the co-pilot's position.
Although she didn't see anything, she still nodded at Xu Qin, looking like she was agreeing with Song Yanshu's thoughts.
Xu Qin ignored Song Yanshu and the little princess who had no vision at all, and directly sent his photo to Qiao Wan to prove his identity.
Qiao Wan saw Xu Qin's deliberate grimace, and felt inexplicably funny, and couldn't stop laughing for a while, rolling onto the bed and leaning back in front of laughing.
Xu Qin's grimace was too level, and Qiao Wan thought that she couldn't squeeze the muscles of her face like this.
Xu Qin saw that Qiao Wan didn't reply for a long time, thinking that Qiao Wan believed it, and was about to call or send a text message to question Song Yanshu, and glanced at Song Yanshu from the rearview mirror with some schadenfreude.
Qiao Wan didn't slow down for a long time, Xu Qin didn't wait for Song Yanshu's text messages and phone calls when he was questioned for a long time, and he was a little puzzled, could it be that Qiao Wan didn't know Song Yanshu's contact information?
Song Yanshu doesn't have a number on the temporary mobile phone he is using now?
Xu Qin sent a question mark to Qiao Wan.
Qiao Wan felt the phone vibrate, picked it up again, and laughed again when she saw the expression of this question mark.
is still pretending to be stupid, and his acting skills are good.
Qiao Wan thought so, and immediately replied on her mobile phone: "I just said it casually, I thought that if it was really Xu Qin, it would be impossible for him to be such a fool, what I said was anything, how could he take ugly photos of such a stinky and beautiful person?"
"Who knew you could really send me Xu Qin's grimace, it's so interesting!"
"It's just a pity that you can't even figure out what Xu Qin cares about the most, and you still want to pretend to be Xu Qin, it's too much of a failure. ”
After Qiao Wan finished replying, this time she really didn't bother to pay attention to the scammer on the opposite side, and directly blocked the number and threw the phone aside.
Xu Qin's face turned completely dark, damn, this couple is poisonous, isn't it!
He just wanted to do something bad to vent his emotions, but he was tricked in turn, and he was said to be a fool?
He, is he a fool?
Xu Qin's face changed as much as the color palette.
It seems that this time he really lost, Song Yanshu and Qiao Wan, the couple, is simply!
Xu Qin gave up smearing Song Yanshu and wanted to tell Qiao Wan to find out if what he said was true when he went back.
As a result, I saw the red exclamation mark, and I was even more speechless.
Forget it, he put his phone in his pocket, propped his hand on the edge next to the window glass, and pressed his hand on his temple.
Today was a day that broke him down.
The road to the base was discovered, and the bridge was blown up, even if it was blown up, it was still like this, it was really a mentality, he needed to close his eyes and rest well.
"Uncle, I want to eat. The little girl suddenly spoke again: "You said you would take me to dinner." ”
The little girl said this, Xu Qin thought that this uncle was called Song Yanshu, and was about to gloat and turn around to ridicule Song Yanshu for being called old.
found that the little girl had come down from Song Yanshu's knees, her eyes were hugging the back of the driver's seat, and her big eyes were flickering at him.
"You, are you calling me?" Xu Qin couldn't believe it.
What just happened?
Why did the little girl suddenly stop sticking to Song Yanshu, and immediately turned to stick to him?
No, the point shouldn't be that he looks similar to Song Yanshu when he sends him, and his appearance is similar, she calls Song Yanshu her brother, why is she called him uncle?
Does he look old?
Xu Qin's face was not very good-looking, and the little girl seemed to notice the dissatisfaction on Xu Qin's expression, and retreated a little.
"Uncle doesn't want to take me to dinner......" The little girl was a little aggrieved when she said this.
How could Xu Qin miss this good opportunity to please the little girl?
Even if he is called an uncle and called old, he must cherish it!
"What's the matter, uncle said that he would take you to dinner, he will take you to eat, you come over now, I'll carry you to the front, can you choose the restaurant yourself?" Xu Qin said, stretching out his hands towards the little girl.
The little princess naturally stretched out her hand to hug Xu Qin, and was immediately hugged into Xu Qin's arms.
"Okay, you see what you're going to eat, you choose a restaurant and we'll eat. Xu Qin said this, turning his head to look at the restaurants next to the road.
The little princess watched various restaurants pass by along the way, and suddenly saw a very beautiful light, a purple massage and club, and pointed to it.
"I'm going there for dinner!" the little princess was excited.
Xu Qin glanced in the direction the little girl was pointing, and almost didn't vomit blood.
Massages, clubs, meals?
Make no mistake!
"Ah, I'm going there to eat, I'm going to eat there, I'm going to eat there!" the little princess suddenly shouted and made a fuss.
Xu Qin and Song Yanshu both couldn't stand the little girl's name.
And it's not good for her to cry like this, she didn't know that they thought it was bad for them to abduct and sell people, so she hurriedly asked the driver to reverse the car and go back.
"Okay, okay, let's go to that restaurant for dinner, let's go, don't make trouble, it's not good if you break your body." Xu Qin was really helpless, and coaxed this little girl very patiently.
Song Yanshu said cool words in the back.
"Go to the massage and eat at the club? If you let this girl's parents know, see how many lives you have for them to smoke." ”
Xu Qin gritted his teeth and glared at Song Yanshu.
Could he be a little more unlucky today?
Obviously, he thought he was transferred, and this little princess began to stick to her, but it turned out that this was all a routine.
I knew that he wouldn't be cheap and ask this little girl what she wanted to eat, just settle it herself, now this tragedy, how to get it?
Go and ask the massage girl inside not to massage, and cook for them?
Joke!
People in the house are afraid that he will think that there is something wrong with his brain, so many shops do not eat, and they have to call them to cook.
"I'm hungry, I want to eat. The little girl saw the car back in front of the beautiful shop, and quieted down, and stopped making any more noise.
Xu Qin sighed, opened the car door and got out of the car with this little girl.
"You see this restaurant is closed, there is no one inside, see, if you want to eat, let's go to the restaurant next door to eat, okay?"
The little girl shook her head very decisively.
"You can't eat if there's no one to cook for you here, be obedient, go to another restaurant with your brother, okay? You see there's a cute young lady waitress in that restaurant over there, let's go over there, right? She'll give you balloons." ”
Xu Qin actually doesn't know how to coax children, but he has seen others coax him, and he has learned to say so.
There's no way, if you can't convince this little girl to agree to take this little girl to other restaurants, I'm afraid it will make trouble again.