Chapter Eighty-Nine: Bald

As soon as the screen on the Heavenly Court screen turned, Wang Tianan had already taken the first step to enter the ninth level.

It seems that it is difficult to compete for the position of the master of the Tushi Palace.

The silver-horned boy must know that the position of the palace master of Tushi Palace is closely related to Wang Tianan's actions, and he will definitely take the initiative to give Wang Tianan 200,000 yuan before the water, so that he can make actions that are beneficial to him.

In the toilet in the palace, Taishang Laojun was numb from squatting inside! I squatted in the toilet for a whole day! The medicinal effect and slimming effect were needless to say.

Isn't that right? One day in the sky and one year on the earth, Taishang Laojun squatted in the toilet for a day without eating or drinking, and had diarrhea, can he not lose weight?

If this were an ordinary person below, he would have been sent to the emergency room a long time ago!

As soon as Wang Tianan entered the ninth level, he heard an emotionless mechanical voice in his head to introduce him to the rules of this level. "Welcome to Level 9, which not only has big prizes but also big surprises. ”

The mechanical sound is old-fashioned, but it covers the whole level.

Jackpots, big surprises. It's a shame not to be scared! It's a prize, what's the prize? the! Is it possible? What.

Wang Tianan complained in his heart.

The mechanical voice continued: "The main task of this level is to dismantle ......!"

"What are you dismantling? It can't be a bomb disposal!" When the mechanical voice heard Wang Tianan's words, he hurriedly said: "Almost, almost." ”

"Almost?" Wang Tianan's eyes rolled, and then said: "Is it a sheep egg, a cow egg or a dog egg!"

I'll fuck your uncle, why don't you talk about eggs? We're not on the same channel at all, okay?

Fortunately, the mechanical sound of the task was not human, otherwise he would have spurted blood in anger.

"It's not the egg, it's the mine. The mechanical voice patiently explained, after all, the protagonist is God, and his main task is to serve the protagonist well.

"Demolition of thunder!" Wang Tianan pretended to be pondering, and when he heard that he was right, he echoed in his voice: "That's right, it's a thunderstorm." ”

"Oh! Is it a watermelon mine or a winter melon mine! Either a pumpkin mine, a child and mother mine, or the most advanced bun mine, a banana mine. Wang Tianan said a series of thunder names, and the mechanical voice was confused.

How the fuck are you so tender? Why don't you fucking melon thunder pumpkin thunder, why don't you go to pumpkin thunder? It's really a dog, you dare to go on the bun thunder, why don't you eat the bun and blow yourself up half?

The mechanical voice just wants to make two explosions on his head, and the introduction of the rules is light on himself!

The mechanical sound knew that he couldn't pull Wang Tianan, so he didn't bother to explain! After all, after finishing this level, there was no next level, so he broke the jar and broke it, and directly brought Wang Tianan to the scene of the mine demolition competition.

The scene was full of hot mine demolition and demolition, and there were some guys with their own research on the thunder artifact, and because of the machine error, they detonated the mines in the minefield and killed themselves directly.

In such a dangerous race, people still enthusiastically participated.

They all participated with a purpose, some for the prizes, and some for the big cake of the grand market of the mine demolition machine.

"Okay! The game begins," since the person had already been brought, the mechanical sound didn't bother to talk nonsense with Wang Tianan, and directly announced the start of the game.

At the beginning of the game, Wang Tianan lay directly in his own competition area, leisurely warming up.

"What's the situation, what's the situation with player No. 44998? Under the reminder of the host, the cameraman also gave a close-up of Wang Tianan, who was basking in the sun.

"Damn, this is going to be funny! Don't dismantle the thunder show and sleep, this is also the only one!"

"yes! Absolutely funny. ”

"This guy can do it! Okay, yes, uncle! Ha! Ha, Ha, Ha!" For a while, there was a heated discussion among the audience outside the venue, after all, it was the first time in tens of thousands of years that Wang Tianan had appeared.

Wang Tianan, who was lying in front of the minefield, didn't care what they thought, he just wanted to rest for a while anyway.

In his eyes, the levels are already like this anyway, and whoever wins the championship can pose a threat to himself.

Besides, as the protagonist, he is invincible buff. What's so scary, anyway, the final champion is himself, it's just that the road to winning the championship is a bit miserable, so the harder these people work to get to the end of the counterattack, the cooler it is, after all, the gap between themselves and the first place has already been wronged by thousands of thunders that can be removed!

"Huh...... Heh......! This time I won!" As the first straw hat man who was far ahead, he glanced at Wang Tianan, who didn't care, and the speed of mine demolition in his hand was still accelerating, and he had to work hard and work hard. Not only did he have to take the lead, but he also had to throw off the second place a few streets behind him.

Because he grew up in a deformed environment, his head has always been full of the absolute first deformity and coolness.

He not only takes a fancy to Dong Zhencheng as a prize, but he also likes Dong Zhencheng's fairy-like appearance, which allows him to bring out an absolute sense of superiority.

The black man in second place saw that the first place was speeding up, and he also used his strength to eat milk, desperately pulling in the distance with the first place.

"Think, go ahead of me and eat!" The first place saw the situation of the second place and mocked: "I have been training hard for ten years for today, you don't want to surpass me, the championship is mine." ”

Wang Tianan was not interested in the confrontation between the two at all, because he did not do it because he was afraid of the author's arrangement.

After all, this guy who doesn't play cards according to common sense, what kind of scare he will arrange for himself is unknown.

The arrangement is certain, but as for whether others have arranged it, it is not necessarily!

In front of the Yellow Dragon Miasma, Jiang Ziya, who was furious by the four poisons, just jumped up on the ground angrily.

I only heard the sound of "boom", and I felt a chill in my head. Touching his head with a veteran hand like dead bark, he was scared and scared.

Jiang Ziya didn't touch the white hair braid he was familiar with, only a bare scalp.

If Wang Tianan is here, he will definitely be able to arrange a popular title for the future Internet celebrity Jiang Ziya, "After a gust of wind, if you say bald, you will be bald!"

This title is worthy of its name, Jiang Ziya is really bald after a gust of wind! Baldness makes him defenseless.

Jiang Ziya eased his mind before he walked out of the fright just now.

Although he is an immortal, he has never seen this kind of speed!

So I wasn't prepared at all.

When he calmed down, he saw a kitchen knife with a white braid tied by a knot, which was lying across the trunk of a tree.

"My braids!" Jiang Ziya felt distressed for a while, and then there was a hint of murderous intent in his eyes. "Definitely some damn bastard got revenge on me, I'm going to kill him. ”

Wang Tianan was speechless, and he couldn't slander people like this! Just trying to make his own inference, he would kill people at will, this Jiang Ziya was too unreliable! I really doubt that this IQ can be a god.