Chapter 070: What's the nosebleed
Qingzhu is a young man after all, there is no man who doesn't like beautiful women, he has been vegetarian for so long, and he finally saw a beautiful girl, and it was so close, for no reason in his heart, there was a deer crashing into each other.
“…… Ding! Warning, please pay attention to your own meter!!" The system's voice immediately sounded in Qingzhu's head.
Qingzhu scolded in his heart: Your sister, Lao Tzu just can't think about it?!!
“…… Warning, again, you've got a pig on your face, host!!"
Qingzhu turned his face and rubbed his face vigorously, then turned his head and replied with a straight face: "It turned out to be Jin Jushi, the Demon Guarding Dao is a matter within the Poor Dao, and the Poor Dao has nothing to say......
Because Qingzhu's identity is special, there is no need to bring it back to cooperate with the investigation, and after Jin Mulan asked the two policemen to make a record, it was over.
"You go out and wait for me first, I still have a few words to say to the Taoist......" Jin Mulan commanded, but the two police officers did not leave, but looked at each other.
"Let's go, don't you understand people???!!!" Jin Mulan repeated loudly again.
"Uh, yes, yes!!" The two police officers immediately walked out of the Taoist temple.
"Ahem, Jin Jushi, you ...... What are you going to do???!!!" Qingzhu asked very nervously.
"Hehe, it's nothing, Dao Chief, dare to ask you what you call your Dao name?" Jin Mulan stepped close to Qingzhu with her slender legs, and asked with a smile on her face.
"Poor and poor...... Poor road, road number Qingzhu ......" Qingzhu's face was feverish, and he stuttered.
"Oh, it turned out to be Qingzhu Dao Chief, disrespectful and disrespectful," Jin Mulan hugged her fists and said loudly, "Qingzhu Dao Chief, you can subdue those five liars, you should also be a hidden master, I have also practiced martial arts since I was a child, and I am very interested in this aspect, I don't know if I can teach a few tricks?!"
Jin Mulan didn't lie, he is indeed a martial arts enthusiast, and he has practiced since he was a child, otherwise he would not have maintained such a good figure.
"No, no, what a master, the poor road is just a little fur......" Qingzhu shook his head profoundly, in front of the beauties, it is natural to be more reserved.
"Look at the boxing ......" Jin Mulan screamed and slammed his fist away.
Depend on!!!
Is this girl crazy, why is she so violent, she will do it when she says it!!
Oops???!!!
Qingzhu didn't expect the beauty in front of him to shoot unexpectedly, it was not that he couldn't dodge, but he was completely defenseless, and the result was sad......
In an instant, Qingzhu didn't react, and received a heavy punch from Jin Mulan in the face, and in an instant, his eyes were full of stars, his nose was sore, and his feet didn't stand firmly, and he fell directly to the ground on his back.
"Ah!?Dao Chief, are you alright?!...... I didn't mean to, I just wanted to try your kung fu......" Jin Mulan exclaimed with an exclamation on her face, and immediately ran forward to help Qingzhu up.
Jin Mulan never expected that Qingzhu, a master who could fight five with one hit, didn't dodge his casual punch???!!!
Qingzhu had gold stars in his eyes, rubbed his nose, looked depressed, and scolded in his heart: I'll go, this is not intentional, this is too violent, right!!
When Jin Mulan was helping Qingzhu, the two of them inevitably had close physical contact, especially the fragrance from her body, which was keenly captured by Qingzhu's nose, and suddenly, a stream of heat instantly pushed up from the lower abdomen to the door of the brain, and the nosebleeds spurted out in an instant......
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really unintentional......"
Seeing that the little Taoist priest in front of him was bleeding, Jin Mulan was really startled, and immediately took out a tissue to help him wipe the blood.
"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay......"
Qingzhu smiled bitterly, if Jin Mulan knew the real reason for his nosebleed, his face would really be embarrassed!!
"Dao Chief, I'm really sorry, I just wanted to try your martial arts......" Jin Mulan said embarrassedly.
"Hahahaha......"
The hen and the black bear, who were hiding in the crack of the door, saw this scene and covered their mouths and laughed.
The ginseng who had performed the stealth technique was already laughing on the ground at this moment.
Qingzhu peeked at those little guys depressedly, ignored them, and said to Jin Mulan in front of him: "It's okay, it's okay, if the female layman has nothing else to do, Poor Dao is going to make lunch, please go down the mountain by yourself!!"
Qingzhu was too depressed, he didn't want Jin Mulan to see his bear-like appearance, so he had to issue an eviction order.
"That'...... Then I'll take my leave, and I'll come back to ask for advice when I have time...... Bye-bye......" Jin Mulan was also embarrassed, turned around with a red face and fled as if leaving the Qingsong Temple.
"Hahaha...... It's because people are a little more beautiful, and because of their distraction, they didn't even dodge such a punch and embroidered legs, it's really embarrassing, hahahaha!! "The big radish came out, hugged his stomach and continued to laugh.
"But the woman is really good-looking...... "The big black bear said as he came out of the backyard.
"Giggle, that girl is too rough to look at it......" the hen cried as she flapped her little wings.
"Okay, okay, let's eat, I'm hungry......" Ginseng sat up from the ground, probably laughing hungry, and shouted at this time.
"Hmph, you dare to laugh at me, now I know that I'm hungry, I won't cook, I'll starve you for an hour!!" Qingzhu snorted coldly and walked towards the quiet room.
"Ah, I was wrong, I don't dare next time, or we're going to starve to death......" The black bear and the hen ran over together and yelled for mercy with an aggrieved face.
Qingzhu ran into the quiet room, closed the door, and didn't care about the little ones making noise outside, but looked up and asked the system: "System, is it convenient to draw now?"
"Yes, is it a lottery now?" the system said.
"Uh-huh, let's smoke !! now"
“…… Congratulations to the host, get a cupping, do you want to receive it?"
"What?Cupping, what kind of magic weapon is this?!" Qingzhu asked puzzled.
"Cupping is not a ritual weapon, but a healing tool, the host can use cupping to pull out the rheumatism in the patient's body, so that the patient can reduce the ...... of illness"
"No, wait a minute," Qingzhu interrupted the system helplessly, "System, I'm a Taoist temple, not a hospital, you sent me such a thing to use???!!!"
"After cupping is used, it should be washed and put away with clean water, it can be reused, and the introduction is complete!"
The system completely ignored Qingzhu's problem, but finished what needed to be said step by step, and then ignored Qingzhu.
"Uh, okay, okay, system, or you cow ......" Qingzhu was stunned for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders and went out to make lunch.
……
A few more days passed, and the weather was already warmer.
It is said that this morning, a van drove from outside and drove into the mountain village.
There were three people in the car, and when they looked at their dress, they should be very good.
It turned out that these three people were all from the city's Religious Affairs Bureau, because the case of the fake qigong master not long ago made the relevant departments in the city pay great attention to it, and the small Taoist temple on Qingyun Peak also attracted their attention.
There is a small Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, in fact, these people know that it has long been in disrepair and has been abandoned for a long time.
Now, I suddenly heard that it has been rebuilt again, and a very powerful little Taoist priest has emerged from it, which is very strange.
Is it that someone is pretending to be a ghost on the top of the mountain and taking the opportunity to collect money, if this is the case, this is an illegal act.
Therefore, these people had to come and check the actual situation for themselves.
The group of three people parked at the foot of the mountain and walked along the newly built gravel path to the top of the mountain.
Although the newly built path is much smoother, these people who work in the office every day are also as tired as their grandsons, sweating and complaining.
"What a broken road, my feet are blistered, and it hurts to death!!" A fat man with a round belly kept babbling as he walked.
"Zhao Fatzi, what are you talking about, are we all here for work, you see, the deputy bureau of Zhou doesn't have so much nagging ...... you"
A middle-aged man next to him whispered a reprimand to the fat man, and by the way, patted the fart of Deputy Bureau Zhou, who led the team.
"Hehe, yes, yes," Zhao Fatzi smiled, his hand kept wiping the sweat on his forehead, "Deputy Zhou is in good health, he plays table tennis every day, and insists on exercising, I can't compare to ......"
The three of them finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and when they saw the green pine view, they were also surprised.
Obviously, the green pine view in front of you is renovated, this mountain road is difficult to walk, it is difficult to walk up, I really don't know how to transport the building materials up the mountain, this project cost is not small?!
"Look, the scenery here is really good......" Zhou Qi pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked around, and nodded incessantly.
"Those who can enter the eyes of Zhou's deputy bureau must be good, and I really admire them so much!!" The middle-aged man shouted full of sycophants.
"Yes, yes, Deputy Zhou's table tennis is played well, and the aesthetics are even more level!!" Zhao Fatzi immediately nodded and said with a smile.
"Hey, don't always say that, in fact, the best player in table tennis is Director Gao in our bureau......" Zhou Qi said very modestly.
While talking and laughing, the three of them walked into the Qingsong Temple.
As soon as they entered the Taoist temple, they were all stunned, a strange aura enveloped their whole bodies, and the fatigue on their bodies was swept away.
"Hey, is there anyone?!" Zhao Fatzi shouted loudly.
These people do not believe in ghosts and gods, not only do they have no sense of awe, but they have a sense of superiority, because the temples and Taoist temples in the whole city are under their control.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, are the monks incense, or are they still vows?" A loud voice sounded, and Qingzhu walked out quickly.
Qingzhu saw that the people who came were dressed very exquisitely, and he was very happy in his heart, so many pilgrims came at once, and this was all money!!
"We are from the Religious Affairs Bureau, and we heard that the Qingsong Temple has been rebuilt, and the bureau sent us over to check the relevant procedures...... "Zhao Fatzi asked with a fake look on his face.
"What kind of formalities ?!!," Qingzhu asked puzzled.
Seeing that Qingzhu was young and looked stupid again, Zhao Fatzi said even more impatiently: "Hurry up and call you to come out, I have nothing to say to you little Taoist, go find someone!!"