137 Strange New Year's Day Lover

The sudden transformation of the snowman into a skeleton was really scary, and it was a topic of debate for days.

In a month or so, the skeleton matter was resolved. Archaeological experts identified: It was the corpse of the Qing Dynasty, a woman, a royal nobleman, and her name was Aixin Jueluo Xuejiao.

Probably died in battle, hastily buried in the ground.

The whole class admired Liu Wu and felt that she had special functions and the divination skills of King Wen of Zhou.

The snow is in people's hearts, and it has not completely melted away, and the New Year has arrived.

At this time, the small shops in Yunqiao are hot, and a dazzling array of greeting cards are placed on the counter.

Card, folded, posted, three-dimensional, musical, talking...... Dotted with small flowers, or decorated with colorful ribbons, there are landscapes, flowers, pets, etc.

None of these are attractive, the most attractive are the beautiful and moving beauties with bare arms and bare bellies. A gaudy smile can keep you hooked for several nights.

These are not yet popular, the most popular are skeletons that can be stripped of flesh and blood, rag dolls that kiss, and old boys with horizontal knives.

It reads: "Kiss me", "Ignore me", "Hate me", "I am the only one", and so on.

As long as it is Chinese, it is not romance, it is ancient confusion.

Or simply incoherent Korean, incomprehensible English, and so on.

In fact, merchants don't know the meaning of these sentences, they just blindly follow the trend, which seems to be a trend.

Once, Ye Yu threw a greeting card to him: "This is a greeting card for the students in your class!"

Wen Ren smiled and looked at it:

"I'm most annoyed with these English, I can't read any of them. If you don't write Chinese for the Chinese people, you will worship the foreign in your bones. ”

"Write some famous quotes, inspirational quotes, and then write some classic traditional cultural stories. ”

"Greeting card students like you don't like it!"

"That's the one, there's nothing else, don't buy and pull down. Hearing the laughter, he added.

"Well, guess what is written in English?"

"I don't know. ”

"It's a shame that you're still English level 4. ”

"I haven't studied for years, I've forgotten. ”

“I'm a who

Ye Yu spoke English all over the place, and couldn't understand the laughter when he heard it, and quipped: "What am I!"

Ye Yu smiled: "What, what is wate."

, this is who

E, I'm a prostitute, I'm a prostitute!"

Ye Yu was afraid that he would not be able to hear people's laughter clearly, so he repeated it again.

happened to come over calmly, and said in surprise: "Ah, you like that line of work, teaching is your second career!"

"What, I mean the students' New Year's cards!

e, translated into Chinese, means I'm a prostitute!"

"Ah, the students in my class send greeting cards like this. ”

calmly took out one from the drawer: "This is from Jin Xiaonan, I'm a prostitute...... Gift to the teacher!"

She didn't say the word calmly, she checked it in the English dictionary, and sure enough, she was happy just now, and she suddenly became melancholy again.

"Could it be that you deliberately cursed me?"

"What, Jin Xiaonan is not that kind of child, they don't understand it at all. ”

Hearing people's laughter and Ye Yu said.

Calmly angry, I didn't have a math class, and I held a half-class meeting to talk about greeting cards.

"When you buy a greeting card in the future, you must first read the words inside. 'I'm a prostitute,' do you buy it too, and make people laugh?"

The little girl is afraid of this word, but she actually wants to hear it, although she is shy when she hears it, and she thinks of it when she hears it.

So this kind of greeting card can't be sold, and the commissary doesn't know the inside story, so they all take it and let their children play.

"When you grow up and study hard, you see how good this English writing is!"

Whenever he sees this, his heart is extremely sad, greeting cards are also a kind of cultural flow, what they are promoting, where to lead students.

Why are there no world-class Chinese celebrities such as Confucius, Laozi, Mencius, Xunzi, Zhuangzi, Sun Tzu, Han Feizi, Qu Yuan, Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi?

He still remembered that Mi Aiju's language cover was printed with a very beautiful girl, bathing in the river, the autumn waves were raging, and she was basically undressed.

Below are bare plains, then uplifted plateaus, almost revealing two high mountains, which are no exaggeration to seduce.

This is the sadness of the cultural orientation of the Chinese people.

No wonder Mi Aiju always likes to look at the cover in class, and he doesn't want to seduce him!

Ge Shanshan's cover was even more powerful, and a couple hugged and kissed, blushing when they heard people's laughter.

"This is not suitable as a cover. ”

"Teacher, you're so out, it's a movie. ”

"He's going to make movies, and the classroom we learn should be traditional and decent!"

Ge Shanshan didn't listen, and deliberately showed off to the people who heard the laughter.

"Grandma's, it's not normal, if it's normal, it doesn't matter what the student does when he kisses, whoever wants to kiss can kiss, don't care!"

Hearing people's laughter, he thought depressedly.

People are always looking for happiness in the gaps, and students are no exception, they themselves play more cells than they learn.

Bai Bing spent fifty yuan to buy a superb greeting card for Yang Yuelong, and when he opened it, the three-dimensional rag doll inside wished him "Happy New Year".

At the same time, Yang Yuelong also received a greeting card from Ge Shanshan, although it was simple, but the words revealed sincerity: "The sky is high, the sea is deep, it is difficult to express my heart to you!"

He was very moved, he felt that he had two confidantes, very happy and happy.

He couldn't help but think of Bai Bing's daily greetings, Ge Shanshan's friendship between the two ribs, the birth and death of his best friends, and those old friends from Yuecheng No. 9, all of which made him worried.

On the occasion of this New Year, he should have said something, so he bought 30 greeting cards and returned them day and night.

Since Nana's mother beat Jia Chongwen violently, he has never dated her again, the weather is getting colder and colder, and Canglang Pavilion is no longer suitable for warmth.

In addition, Nana's mother is too shrewd, running to the school twice in three days, often climbing the roots to ask the bottom, and the small eyes under the fish scale pattern often show a fox-like look.

This "winter wave" is worse than the autumn wave, which makes him afraid of three points, "the concubine's heart is in the silk, although it is still broken", maybe Na Na's mother will always have a change of heart one day.

This future mother-in-law is even more Fahai than Fahai.

Nana once vowed: "If you associate with mosquitoes again, you will never be surnamed that." ”

If you don't have a surname, you can have the surname Jia, and in ancient times, it was called Jia, or Jiana.

She always looked at Jia Chongwen differently from others.

In the past two days, the greeting card is flying, her heart can not be calm, always looking for something, looking at the snowflakes flying to the greeting card on the same table, her heart is back to the summer Canglang Pavilion.

That afternoon, she was in the mood for a moment when she saw a beautiful greeting card on the table.

She jumped up in a panic, hurriedly looked around, threw it on the table as if nothing happened, and immediately took it out, and opened it absentmindedly.

Before I could look at the picture, a familiar italic came into view: "Mosquito!"

She seemed to feel a pair of eyes staring at her, and her mood was much more relaxed.

"It's so beautiful, who sent it!" said Ge Shanshan.

"Past ...... Friend!" she hurriedly threw herself into the table, "untie your hands...... Go!"

She dragged Ge Shanshan out.

"I don't tell others, Jia Chongwen's is Jia Chongwen's, others won't care, and your mother doesn't know. ”

"Did Yang Yuelong give it to you?"

"Gave it, he also gave it to Bai Bing, I'm not jealous at all. ”

"Nonsense, you still have an 'eighty-year-old man'?"

Nana scolded her.

"You can't reveal your real identity online, and if you find it, it will be troublesome. ”

Nana instructed.

"I know this, I don't need you to teach me, hurry up, I'm going to pee in my pants. ”

Two girls run to the toilet!