Chapter 27: The Wall of Air
In these countless years, the successors of the Jade Emperor who died in the Tower of Babel abounded.
Among so many successors of the Jade Emperor, Dong Yong and Wang Tianan are the thinnest, which makes people know at a glance that they are little white faces who rely on their faces to eat.
And it was this kind of person who became the Jade Emperor instead.
The above is just the former Dong Yong, the Jade Emperor who is now in charge of the Heavenly Court.
Whether the latter Wang Tianan can be as lucky as Dong Yong to sit on the throne of the Jade Emperor is still unknown.
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Heavenly Court, the residence of King Tota Lee.
In the splendid playing hall, Tuxingsun and Zhu Bajie stared at each other without opening a word, very calm, which made people feel like sitting on ice felt.
The two are really enemies when they meet, and they are very red-eyed. I'm thinking about how to kick the other party out.
Hmph, a nether pig spirit dares to oppose me, this time I have to make you look good.
Tuxing Sun made up his mind to raise the price of earthwork contracting, even if he couldn't get it, he couldn't make Zhu Bajie feel better.
When he went to Lingshan to contract earthworks before, Zhu Bajie used this trick to deliberately disgust him.
When he won the Lingshan renovation earthwork project at a high price and a small profit, Zhu Bajie once again made a trick behind his back. Invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, director of the Lingshan Environmental Protection Bureau, to sue him for illegal construction, polluting the environment, and disturbing the people.
After verification, the environmental protection was sealed and the person in charge, Tu Xingsun, was arrested.
Zhu Bajie, who was making a trick on the side, laughed with several witnesses who testified and watched him leave.
He still remembers the arrogant words of Zhu Bajie when he was arrested in Lingshan. "Little man, you don't care about the situation, you dare to make earthwork on your grandfather's pig territory. You don't go out to inquire, I didn't contract the earthwork of that house here. Today, this time I'll teach you a lesson. ”
That time was indeed a big lesson, not only did he lose the right to contract the earthwork in that confrontation, but he was also knocked out by Lingshan with a large amount of liquidated damages.
Now that Zhu Bajie has left Lingshan and come to Heaven to contract earthwork, this is really not knowing whether he is alive or dead!
This time, he must return all the losses he suffered in Lingshan before, otherwise he is not worthy of being an immortal in Heavenly Court.
But this revenge must be avenged!
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Wang Tianan sat at the customs clearance with a begging face on his face, and the shovel that was blown away by the cloud-piercing arrow was still spinning in the air and flying quickly towards Li Tito.
"Smack!" The flying shovel happened to be inserted into Li Tito's buttocks, which was so sour.
After the sourness, Li Tito was accompanied by a burst of soaring dolphin sounds. "Ah...... Ah......h
This dolphin's voice is really high, not only Wang Tianan is going crazy when he hears it, but he can't stand the noise and collapses automatically when he is stuck on his own mountain wall!
", I'm finally going to die!" Wang Tianan looked at the boulder rolling down from the top of the mountain, and was very happy that he was finally going to be resurrected at this moment, with long legs!
"Come and smash me!" Wang Tianan looked at the boulder that smashed into him, stretched out his upper hands and waved in greeting.
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"Damn, this kid is crazy!" Dong Yong saw Wang Tianan's abnormal state, and he was a little suspicious of his daughter's eyes.
Although the Queen Mother did not speak, the happy expression on her face self-evident how happy she was in her heart.
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"Run!" Dong Anan saw this scene and instantly sat up from the bed, as if he was experiencing this scene.
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The Tower of Babel in the sky saw Wang Tianan's begging for death, how could he die so easily. So with a finger of his hand, the boulder falling from a high altitude avoided him like playing Tetris.
I'm going to Japan, isn't it?! There's no wind, how did you forcibly change your trajectory! Besides, you weigh so much, you can't even blow in the wind!
Wang Tianan looked at the boulders around him and surrounded him, he really wanted to cry without tears!
Is this because you are afraid that you will not be safe, or you are afraid that you will die and no one will bury you, so you built a tomb for yourself in advance! If you really built a tomb for me in advance, I thank you and your whole family.
Can you not thank the whole family of Babel? Before the man was dried, he started to build a tomb for him, what a fucking kind person!
After Li Tito's dolphin sound, he finally broke free from the shackles of the mountain wall, and jumped off the cliff of hundreds of meters with a strong arm.
"Ah...... Ah......h
After the first wave of sourness, he forgot to pull out the shovel stuck on his ass when he jumped down! The shovel was long enough, and under the impact of his jump, he thrust deeper into it!
This sourness made him can't help but sing the dolphin sound again.
When Wang Tianan, who was surrounded by boulders, heard it, he wanted to match him with the upper and lower realm magic song "Ah Death".
After the dolphin sound, Wang Tianan watched as the boulder beside him gradually cracked into pieces and slowly decomposed.
I'll go, the dolphin sound still has the effect of demolition. Brother is short of money, go to my construction site!
Wang Tianan really wanted to say this to Li Tituo, after all, this thing is a must for dealing with nail households! Let people listen to the song, and their own building will be dissolved! Not only did he save a large amount of compensation for demolition and relocation, but he also had a lot of demolition and relocation fees left.
If Li Tito was really signed and brought back to the mortal world to open a demolition company, this would be gone, and the nail household would walk sideways.
That's not going sideways, the nail household still has to take the master's offering. I'm afraid that if I sing about the 8 million demolition money, there will only be 1 million land money left!
"Click...... Click...... Click!......" The stones around Wang Tian'an all shattered and fell to the ground, but the boulder erected on the door of his head did not change in the slightest.
Fuck you, you think you're playing PUBG!
Wang Tianan looked at the boulder above his head and felt a burst of grass and mud passing by in his heart, but the facts could not be changed.
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"It's great that I'm not dead!" Dong Anan looked worried, sweeping away the previous haze.
As long as life is still there, the breakthrough is just around the corner.
Dong Yong's face was expressionless, because Wang Tianan's crazy begging for death just now made him wonder whether Wang Tianan was a nervous disorder.
The Queen Mother's face disappeared with joy, but she secretly shouted in her heart: "Fall, fall down, smash him to death!"
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The Tower of Babel looked at the masterpiece of the air wall that he was proud of, and smiled with satisfaction. "Boy, it's too early to die!"
After speaking, Babel took out the paper tie of the former Jade Emperor Zhang and stabbed it frantically with a knife.
It's all to blame on this sinister servant, otherwise he would be the one who is in charge of the heavenly court!
Is this really to blame the previous Jade Emperor? I'm afraid it's not to blame! If he really encounters this incident, he will definitely be on it!
After all, power and pinnacle, who wouldn't want to do it!
Otherwise, the previous Jade Emperor didn't dare to send someone to clear him here, wasn't he afraid of the whip in his hand?
The current Jade Emperor Dong Yong suffered a loss here, why didn't he dare to come to take revenge after taking charge of Heavenly Court, because they were all afraid of beating the divine whip.
So when he had an accident before, Dong Yong only dared to call the NPCs in the Tower of Babel and ask them to help find him.