The teacher's game is not over yet, the student's game begins.

At the beginning of the school year, the students were as quiet as sheep, but in fact, the desire of wolves never stopped for a moment.

In less than half a month, they took off their false coats and revealed their true faces, which experts say is called "five plus two equals zero", also known as the "holiday effect".

"Body search" is a consistent trick of the head teacher, and it is also a last resort.

Hearing the laughter of people sitting on the chair in the office, sometimes crossing Erlang's legs, he began to summon the students, and when they came, he would coldly search their trouser pockets, and in a short time he would gain a lot.

When I hear people's laughter, I sometimes go to the dormitory to check and check the classroom.

Victorious products include cigarettes, combs, mirrors, knives, food, love letters, DV, mobile phones, walkmans, beautiful publications, etc., and Yang Yuelong has a bottle of wine in his trouser pocket.

These gentlemen, with cigarettes in their mouths and a cool and childish face that sees through the red dust, can attract girls.

Holding a comb in his left hand and a mirror in his right hand, he combed his hair shiny, and kept shaking his head and shaking the small hair on his forehead, which was called self-appreciation.

Knives can be used to defend oneself and show barbarism, food can relieve boredom, love letters can relieve annoyance, and "beauty" can arouse passion.

Mobile phones can communicate with the outside world, and DV and Walkman can cultivate sentiment.

Of course, the object of the body search is never a girl, and valuables are never taken for one's own. Female teachers are in a unique position to do this.

"Sports Committee, your 'wine culture' is quite prosperous, take these two taels of small wine, and drink it in class?"

Hearing people's laughter, Yang Yuelong asked with a smile.

"My dad had a lot of alcohol, and I saw a wide range of the world, and I started drinking when I was six years old, and my parents didn't care. ”

"How obsessed are you with alcohol?"

"I don't think I'm panicking for one day, I'm panicking for two days, and I'm not strong for three days. ”

"Smoking is bad for your health, and drinking alcohol is even worse for your health. ”

"I know all of this, but I just can't quit. ”

"Take your time, you're behaving in a way that students shouldn't be. ”

"I heard you also have an expensive phone?"

"Dongzi used it when he left, you can use it and take it?" they sometimes call Shuangxiaodong "Dongzi".

"I don't need to, just ask, how much did I buy it?"

"Seven thousand. ”

"It's so expensive, but be careful and take it back to prevent trouble?"

Smelling people's laughter and sourness, it was strange that it was not a taste, and touched the "old face" with his big hand, he couldn't help but envy Yang Yuelong.

"You have a bright future, like your father in the future, you can be a manager and study hard, right?"

"I will be a manager in the future, and I will definitely drive a luxury car and take you to eat all the restaurants in Moon City. ”

"If I have a chance, I know that I will repay my kindness, and I will definitely wait for that day. ”

Swearing is an empty ticket, belonging to an idealized thing, and it is impossible to buy an ideal dream without taking action.

Teachers also often swear.

"I vowed not to punish the students. ”

"I swear to read more books and recharge more in my spare time. ”

"I vowed never to drink. ”

"I vowed not to get into trouble with my colleagues. ”

"I vowed to save more, make a lot of money, and live a good life in the future. ”

The students swore by it.

"I swear more than so-and-so. ”

"I vowed not to fight again, not to fall in love again. ”

"I vowed to abide by school discipline and devote all my energy to my studies and stop being playful. ”

"I vow to maintain a healthy mind, an optimistic spirit, a strong will, and a positive attitude towards learning. ”

Parents also swear.

"I swear to wake up early and sleep no more. ”

"I vowed not to hit the child again. ”

"I vowed not to play mahjong again. ”

"I vowed not to quarrel with my wife again, not to look at beautiful women, not to cheat. ”

"I vowed not to look for a lover again. ”

"I vowed to communicate more with teachers and care more about my children's grades. ”

Most of them can't be realized, and they are not still rippling on that "broken boat".

Teachers are punished for punishing students, and students waste their youth because of their debauchery.

The college entrance examination month is the month of divorce, whenever the college entrance examination is over, many parents line up to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the divorce procedures, relieved, free, looking for a youthful and romantic life.

The "Three King Kongs" reneged on their promises.

On the order of Xia Changping, Yang Yuelong secretly took a picture of Ye Yu with his mobile phone, wrote the words "idol" or "love", and then printed, "Fly" Xia Changping put her under the futon and looked at her a few times a day to comfort the emptiness of his soul.

Sometimes Xia Changping expressed his emotions in the dormitory, holding photos and reciting lyrical poems in a strange voice.

"Ah, Ye Yu, how you are like the raindrops of lotus leaves, crystalline, crystalline, crystal-like, my heart is in your crystal tears!"

"Ah, Mr. Ye, you are the pillar of my spirit, the driving force of learning, and the route of feelings!"

"Ah, Miss Leaf, I like you!"

At this time, his roommates surrounded him, talking and laughing, and there was chaos in the dormitory.

"Slut, I see you reincarnated as a male fox, born as a pervert, as long as you are a mother, you like it!"

"Unrequited love, it's really unrequited love, there is a kind of showing true feelings to Ye Yu. ”

"Lend me a gut, the 'beautiful little turtle' won't eat me, and the 'firewood' will beat me flat. ”

"If you want me to see Ye Yuting, I admire the 'old class'. Jia Chongwen deliberately angered Xia Changping.

"Don't say it, don't say it, my heart is crying. …… Hey...... 'old class' is accompanied by his 'Yaya', how can he fight for my 'rain and rain'. He said in a strange voice.

"It's so numb, it's shameless. There was a commotion in the dormitory.

"Looking for a lover now, understand?" Jia Chongwen said again.

"Do you dare to duel with Wenren?" Yang Yuelong also said.

"No, no, no, in a society of fair competition, am I willing to beat my teacher, I will definitely exchange my clean heart, handsome face, and excellent studies for her heart. ”

Xia Changping held his hands on his chest, went up to wipe his monkey cheeks, and then stretched out to the sky with elegant movements.

"Flies, do you want to get rid of your hands?" Jia Chongwen shouted.

"Problem, do you want to find someone to be your companion, find your Nana?" Xia Changping didn't look at Jia Chongwen at all.

"I want to pee for you to take a photo, my face is uglier than Zhu Bajie, I can't stand Ye Yu's heels, and I dream all day long, and the toad thinks about the swan fart. Jia Chongwen sarcastically said again.

"It's so sad, it's so sad!" Xia Changping shook his head in a row.

"Come, let him sober up. ”

"Worm" Yang Yuelong made a look, several people rushed up, hugged the "fly" Xia Changping, and the "mosquito" Jia Chongwen dragged a wooden box and squatted on his ass fiercely.

"102, sick!" Pei Ruonan's rough voice came from the north.

"'Man's wife', I miss my husband, I want my husband to talk!" They unanimously squeezed out a few heads from the window, and the "worm" was practicing his voice.

"If you don't beat you, you can't hold back and ask your aunt and grandmother to beat you. Pei Ruonan said.

"Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai - one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer. You hit me, I'm willing!"

Yang Yuelong provoked girls, but in fact, they were tiaodou girls.