[334] Scrap Brother
(334) Scrap Brother
"I don't have the qualifications to be your big brother, so I'd better rest. Ling Xiaotong didn't buy it, and smiled slightly: "Don't worship me, I can't afford it." ”
This kid, who didn't have a good impression of Ling Xiaotong at all, suddenly changed directly as if he was a person, and he was so courteous that Ling Xiaotong felt embarrassed, so he saw this waste material pour a cup of tea himself, and then put it up with both hands and sent it to Ling Xiaotong: "Big brother! Just now I was ignorant, don't blame me, I swear that I will definitely give you to my eldest brother in the future!"
Uncle Fei was stunned when he watched it on the side, he knew his son too well before, even if he was the king of heaven and Lao Tzu in front of him, he was not convinced, no matter who he was with, he had to be completely superior, even if he lost, he was never convinced. Today, this pair of Ling Xiaotong is really convinced and convinced, and there must be some purpose.
"Big brother, just promise me, I really want to learn that ...... from you" Uncle Fei's scrap son gestured with his hand: "It's the one just now." ”
"Which one?" Ling Xiaotong pretended not to know.
"It's a knife! That's how I shaved off my hair with a twist in my hand!" "He actually came here for this hand, he is too handsome, and if anyone pretends to be thirteen in front of him or robs a woman with himself in the future, he can shave off the opponent's hair with such a casual and chic wave, isn't that so handsome? Who will not be convinced in the future!
Ling Xiaotong shook her head and smiled, saying nothing. This little guy was sweating profusely in a hurry, Ling Xiaotong ignored him and made him feel helpless, his words just now really offended this big brother too much. In fact, Ling Xiaotong was really not angry because of that little thing, then his heart was a little small. This thing is not something he said he would collect, if it was a small scrap on the street, he might have accepted such a little brother as soon as he was happy, but this little scrap is Uncle Fei's son, who can really treat him as a scrap? That is, the brain is not enough. No matter how scrapped it is, it is also Uncle Fei's son. It's not that he Ling Xiaotong said he could accept it, and it wasn't that he Ling Xiaotong said that he wouldn't accept it.
Finally Uncle Fei spoke: "Destiny, none of the things you have done in your life are satisfactory to me, nor do I want to support anything, that is, I have no objection to you today." Whether you have this big brother in your life or not, it's not up to me to decide. Just now, you looked at your face, I'm afraid you didn't hit it. Uncle Fei's words seemed to make his son give up, but he told Ling Xiaotong on the side that he hoped Ling Xiaotong would agree.
"Dad!" Uncle Fei's son was about to cry at the moment: "You just help me talk, you ...... Don't you also want to recognize your eldest brother as your godson! You have recognized it! My eldest brother has recognized it!!"
"Children are not sensible and can't talk nonsense, how can I be the son of Uncle Fei. Ling Xiaotong hurriedly said, "Uncle Fei, don't blame him, he doesn't talk nonsense." ”
Uncle Fei shook his head and said, "Tong Yan is unscrupulous." Ling Xiaotong's heart was a mess, he said that children are not sensible, forget it, your son is seventeen or eighteen years old, and he is still unscrupulous?
"Xiao Tong, if you don't dislike it, just help your uncle educate this kid more, right?" Uncle Fei finally spoke, he could see that if he didn't ask for it, Ling Xiaotong would definitely not make his own claim.
Ling Xiaotong didn't answer at this time, it would seem that he was pretending to be thirteen, Uncle Fei opened his mouth to have a request for him, and if Uncle Fei didn't open his mouth, it would be self-righteous: "Uncle Fei, since you think so highly of me, of course I don't dare to refuse." I'm afraid that if you ask me to discipline him, I will discipline him, and when the time comes, he will ...... "Ling Xiaotong at least has to leave a way back for himself, he can't promise to discipline and follow the waste boy, if he blames him in the future, he is really kind to treat him as a donkey's liver and lungs."
"In the future, you will whip him casually!" Uncle Fei made up his mind: "This is what he asked for today, if he doesn't listen to you, you will jump on him with a shot, and I don't have a word, I will not have this son!"
When I heard my father's words, the little waste material was really stunned, I didn't expect my father to be so ruthless. However, he pondered, even if he really did something, he was afraid that if he lent Ling Xiaotong two guts, Ling Xiaotong wouldn't dare to really jump on him, right?
"Uncle Fei, I remember what you said. If that is the day, don't blame me. Ling Xiaotong smiled faintly, and actually took the opportunity to take the words, and looked back at the little waste material: "Did you hear it?"
"Open...... Open...... Are you kidding. Xiao Wastewood reluctantly squeezed out a smile on his face, although he pretended to be disapproving, but his heart had already jumped several times, this guy was still serious, whether Ling Xiaotong's words were true or not, at least he was really afraid.
Even Uncle Fei hesitated, just now he decided that he was ruthless, this will Ling Xiaotong said, he really felt a little palpitating, but with his identity, what he said was the water that was spilled, besides, if his son of waste wood was not sincere, then there was no point in living. It's better to completely let Ling Xiaotong transform and transform: "Tell the destiny of heaven, have you listened to today's words!!"
"Listen...... Listened. He knew that once his father called him by his full name, it was when he was most serious.
"Get on your knees. Kowtow. Serve tea. Uncle Fei said word by word.
Xu Tianming knelt down very obediently, this kneeling, Ling Xiaotong felt a little too serious, if he didn't do something, he would really be sorry for the head of others, the kowtow of this waste material is not valuable, but this waste material is a kowtow in the face of Uncle Fei, this head is worth a lot.
At this time, the two twin beauties had already poured a cup of tea and handed it to Xu Tianming, who took it and held the tea in both hands: "Big brother." If anything happens to my brother in the future, you have to call the shots for me. ”
As soon as I heard this guy's tea talk, even the two beauties almost couldn't help laughing.
Ling Xiaotong even snorted directly and almost sprayed tea: "You are too real." ”
"Useless stuff. Alas. Uncle Fei sighed: "I also want to teach you? You have to kneel down and tell Brother Tong now, and you will do whatever he says in the future! If you violate it, let him be punished!"
"Ah...... No, no, right?" Xu Tianfang really didn't dare to say such a thing: "I...... If my eldest brother doesn't let me do anything in the future, I won't do it, and I won't need to punish or anything. ”
"If you recognize this brother, tell me!" Uncle Fei glared.
As a last resort, Xu Tianfang could only squeak and say an oath that he didn't want to say, but think about it in order to be able to play with a good knife, that is, admit it, just say it, it's a big deal to see this big brother as little as possible in the future. In his meaning, the eldest brother is the person who helps him solve the things he can't solve, not the person who manages and educates himself. Otherwise, wouldn't all teachers be unemployed?
The head was also kowtowed, the tea was served, and the words were in place, and the first thing Xu Tianming did after getting up was: "Big brother, you taught me how you got it just now, how did this dagger turn?"
"Want to learn?" Ling Xiaotong smiled slightly, how did he know, this was just seen in an action movie and then copied, who knows if it was a stunt in that movie, anyway, he didn't need to know to make it: "It's very difficult." ”
"It's okay! Big brother, I can endure that hardship, I have said that it has been three, five, or ten days, as long as I can practice to your level, I will admit it even in two months!"
Ling Xiaotong couldn't say that you went to learn from TV, so she could only talk nonsense: "Two months, do you know how long I've been practicing?"
"I don't know. Xu Tianming smiled.
"It's been fifteen years, and I can't do without things in my small hands. just practiced it. Ling Xiaotong said blindly.
Xu Tianming waved his hand: "Isn't it fifteen years, and I'm ...... I ......" was stunned, and recalled Ling Xiaotong's words just now, not fifteen days, not fifteen months, but fifteen years: "I...... Can I learn something simple? Big brother, fifteen years, fifteen years I'm old! I was a big boss in the office at that time, how can I still play with knives!"
"If you don't learn, the province will cause trouble. "Uncle Fei can see it.
I recognized a big brother but didn't learn anything, and I was really disappointed that I was a little disappointed, but I thought that I could settle everything with this big brother in the future, and there would be so many grievances, and it would be boring to see here, so I was ready to leave: "Dad, send me the money to the card, I'll go first." ”
". "Uncle Fei really doesn't want to see this son, he can't care about it, who let his mother spoil him so much, he can't care about it at all now.
"Hmm!" Xu Tianfang originally came to ask for money, and when the goal was achieved, there was naturally nothing else to do: "Then big brother, I'm leaving! Call me if there's something! Bao you're okay!" After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.
"Is there a fart for calling you?" Uncle Fei looked at the back of his son leaving, shook his head and sighed: "You didn't ask you Lao Tzu to wipe your ass." ”
It seems that Uncle Fei's waste son really gives him a headache, but he can't hate it, so he keeps petting him, although he scolds him and annoys him in his heart, but when it comes to things, he is still his own son, and he naturally can't let go of his own flesh and blood.
"Uncle Fei, do you really plan to give him money to buy a car?" Ling Xiaotong smiled: "How can you spoil your son so much, listen to me, and give him a thousand yuan every month in the future, he is still in high school, right?"
"Well, high school. Uncle Fei nodded.
"What can high school students spend, they go to class every day, and they don't have weekends. Thirty yuan a day is enough for living expenses. Ling Xiaotong affirmed: "Originally, he was still a son, so he had to suffer." Uncle Fei, have you ever forfeited hardship? There is a saying that what is called, only when you endure hardship can you become a superior person. ”
Uncle Fei gritted his teeth and said, "I listen to you!"
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