Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Narcissistic Xia Qi
"You're Xia Qi, come with me to the police station!"
A woman in a police uniform said.
Everyone looked at the policeman's eyes straightened, but the policeman didn't feel anything unusual!
This person is a captain of the South Sichuan City Police Department named Du Xiaohong, of course, he is also a police flower of the police department!
Xia Qi squinted his eyes at Du Xiaohong and said, "Oh? Why?"
Du Xiaohong's face sank and said, "Because I suspect that you have killed someone! So, you must go with me! Otherwise, you can only be dealt with according to the laws of the Yan Kingdom!"
Xia Qi smiled and said, "Do you think that law will be useful to me?"
Yang Wanqing knew that Xia Qi was joking, so she didn't ask anything!
Du Xiaohong panicked, he had met all evil people, but today it was the first time he had met a cultivator! No way, she was a little scared! Even if she had such a long career time!
Du Xiaohong's eyes trembled and said, "Even if you are a cultivator, you must go to the police station with me today!"
Xia Qi smiled and said, "Why? Do you have a way to let me go to the police station! If I don't go, you won't have a way!"
Du Xiaohong's eyes were weak and said, "I'...... Why are you doing this? I can see that you are not a great evil! But why are you doing this?"
Xia Qi didn't have eggs, Du Xiaohong said to Yang Wanqing: "Wanqing, I'll go first! Let's talk later! Fat man, glasses, and Brother Dong are waiting for me! Let's talk when I come back!"
said that Xia Qi left in the evening......
Du Xiaohong looked at Xia Qi, who was about to leave, and hurriedly said, "Where are you going?
Xia Qi looked at Du Xiaohong and said, "They all say that you have big breasts and no brains!But you don't have big breasts!Why are you so stupid?"
Du Xiaohong blushed at what Xia Qi said, and scolded: "What do you mean, where are you going?"
Xia Qi looked at Du Xiaohong like an idiot and said, "Are you stupid or am I stupid? Aren't you going to the police station? I don't know why the people in the police station recruit you!"
Du Xiaohong's face turned red and said, "You! you are shameless!"
Xia Qi was stunned and said, "Why am I shameless? Didn't you tell me to go to the police station? Why am I shameless?"
Du Xiaohong said emptyly: "I...... How do I know you're going to the police?"
Xia Qi glanced at Du Xiaohong and said, "Didn't I just say? I'm going to the police station? What are you thinking?
Du Xiaohong coughed and said, "Then what are you doing in that way! The police car is here!"
Du Xiaohong pointed behind her......
Xia Qi was speechless and said, "I especially want to know how you got into the police station?
Du Xiaohong was once again ridiculed by Xia Qi, and said angrily: "How do I know!
Xia Qi: "......"
Xia Qi didn't care that Du Xiaohong left and came to Lamborghini Ve
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"Tut-tut, this man is really rich!"
Du Xiaohong watched Xia Qi drive a Lamborghini Ve
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Du Xiaohong scolded: "Hmph! Stinky boy! As soon as you enter the police station, you will be finished!"
After speaking, Du Xiaohong also drove the police away......
"Do you see it, I seem to have seen Du Xiaohong, Officer Du blushed! This person is so powerful!"
Who doesn't know that Du Xiaohong is a cold woman in the police station, but I didn't expect her to blush!"
Meng Zizhe heard the discussion of the people around him, and then said nervously to Yang Wanqing: "Miss Yang Wanqing, do you think that Seventh Brother will be abducted by that Du Xiaohong?"
Yang Wanqing was stunned for a moment when she heard Meng Zizhe's words and smiled: "I believe in Xia Qi! He won't be like this! I believe it!"
Meng Zizhe was stunned and said, "You just believe in Xia Qi's person like that?Yang Wanqing Miss Yang, don't be deceived by his disgusting face!"
Yang Wanqing covered her mouth and smiled and said, "You are so funny! By the way, you are called fat!"
Meng Zizhe hurriedly said: "I'm not called Fatty! My name is Meng Zizhe! Don't learn from Xia Qi! I'm so handsome......"
Yang Shuqi couldn't listen anymore and said: "Stop, stop! You dare to tease even the seventh sister-in-law! Wait a minute, the seventh brother will come back, hang you and beat you! hehehehe......"
After Yang Shuqi finished speaking, he looked at Mencius Zhe's crotch......
Meng Zizhe felt Yang Shuqi's gaze, and immediately protected his lower body with his hands......
Meng Zizhe felt a cold feeling in his lower body and said: "Wow! Glasses, you are so disgusting! Oh my God! Do you think Seventh Brother is like you? I'll ...... it."
Luo Rundong stepped forward and patted Meng Zizhe and Yang Shuqi on the shoulder and said, "It's okay! The eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother!
Meng Zizhe didn't hear Luo Rundong's words clearly and said: "Yes! Brother Dong is right! It seems that Brother Dong is on our side!"
Yang Shuqi also glanced at his lips and said, "But, when did you say that Seventh Brother was a cultivator?"
Luo Rundong shook his head and said, "Who knows, but why not have a cultivator's friend?"
Meng Zizhe suddenly said: "It's not right!"
Luo Rundong was puzzled: "Huh, what's wrong?"
Meng Zizhe said to Luo Rundong angrily: "Brother Dong, what do you mean?"
Luo Rundong said suspiciously: "Hmm, what's wrong, did I do something?"
Meng Zizhe said angrily: "Why doesn't the eldest brother say that the second brother is the same?
Luo Rundong glanced at his lips and said, "Could it be that I say it?
Meng Zizhe glanced at Yang Shuqi and said, "Glasses! I think Dongge's skin is a little itchy! Why don't we loosen Dongge's skin?"
Yang Shuqi shook his hand and said, "That's what we mean! Let's go and beat him!"
Luo Rundong looked at the menacing and Mencius and said, "You...... Don't mess around! You can't use force here! Otherwise, it won't be good if you are beaten by the security guards of the 'Qiqing Pavilion'!"
At this time, the security guard standing outside the door of the 'Qiqing Pavilion' said: "Boss Xia said, as long as you don't destroy things, I won't care about you!"
Luo Rundong's face turned dark and said, "WOC! Seventh brother, this is going to kill me!"
Meng Zizhe smiled and said, "It seems that Seventh Brother is really on our side this time!"
Yang Shuqi also said: "Hey, hey, hey...... Don't blame us! Who told you to be so skinny!
Luo Rundong hurriedly retreated and said to Yang Wanqing: "Miss Yang Wanqing, save me, I'm going to die......"
Yang Wanqing smiled and said, "You guys are really interesting! Okay, okay! Let's go in first!"
After speaking, Yang Wanqing led the "Seven Qing Pavilion" first.
Meng Zizhe said viciously to Luo Rundong: "If it weren't for Yang Wanqing Miss Yang begging for mercy today, you would have died!"
Yang Shuqi also stepped forward and said, "Yes, yes, yes, dare to talk nonsense! Look at how we clean you up!"
After speaking, the two of them also walked into the 'Qiqing Pavilion' in high spirits......
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Lamborghini Ve
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Another thirty minutes passed......
Xia Qi said to Du Xiaohong, who had just arrived at the police station: "I said that this police officer can have a sense of time? I have been waiting for you for half an hour! You have come!
Du Xiaohong was speechless and said, "I ......"
Xia Qi didn't wait for Du Xiaohong to finish speaking, and said first: "Why me? I know I'm handsome! Do you know why?"
Du Xiaohong was puzzled: "Why?"
Xia Qi smiled and said: "Because, I met a handsome guy in the mall today, handsome don't want it, even my man can't help but stare at him, he also looked at me, I thought about making a friend, and walked over cheekily, ouch, I'll go! It's actually a mirror." ”
Du Xiao glanced at Xia Qi and said, "Is this because of this?"
Xia Qi shook his head and said: "Of course, it's not because I am handsome and chic, handsome and cool, graceful, Yushu is in the wind, a talent, young and golden, smart, lively and lovely, generous in conversation, and personable." Qi Yu is extraordinary, one of the top ten outstanding young people in the country.
"It is more rare to learn literature at the age of three, practice martial arts at the age of seven, only eight buckets high, learn nine cars, know astronomy and geography, know trivial, omnipotent, know nothing, every time you go out to walk, often lead the beauty to turn back, handsome guy jumps - building, kind-hearted, amiable, helpful, kind and charitable can not be enumerated, its advantages are as many as the surging river is endless, and such as the Yellow River flooding out of control and out of control, it is really a dragon among people, a genius of the world. ”
Du Xiaohong smiled and said, "You are really ......"
Xia Qi continued: "Someone asked me if I really didn't want to fall in love, in fact, I didn't want to, I didn't dare, I remember that when I was in junior high school, I fell in love with a girl and only told my best friend, who knew that the whole school knew about it the next day, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed on the roof to commit suicide, and since then I know that I am destined to be single for the rest of my life." ”
Du Xiaohong really couldn't help but say, "Did you say that?"
Xia Qi smiled and said, "Didn't you?"
Du Xiao glanced at Xia Qi and said, "I admit that you are good-looking, but there is no need to praise yourself like this!"
Xia Qi shook his head and said: "If handsomeness is a sin, then I am already guilty, if being cool is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again, if being smart is also punished, then I will not be cut by a thousand knives?"
Du Xiaohong really couldn't listen anymore and said, "You ......"
Xia Qi shook his head and said, "Don't talk! Actually, I am twenty-three years old, handsome and drunk." Seven-year-old to learn literature, nine-year-old martial arts, twelve-year-old will, bubble, girl, know astronomy and geography, know trivialities, every time you go out to walk, often lead beautiful women to turn back, handsome guys jump off the building, kind-hearted, helpful. When I was in elementary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome guy", and I couldn't figure it out, so I secretly handed over a small mirror at the same table. I'll take a picture. Oh. I understood it in an instant......"
Du Xiaohong said hatefully: "You...... Shame on you!"
Xia Qi was stunned and said, "Why am I shameless?"
Xia Qi didn't wait for Du Xiaohong to finish speaking and continued: "Taking a taxi to work is generally a block, but after the taxi arrived today, the master insisted on accepting me, which is really a day." I asked him angrily, why do you have so much! The master was also very excited, and replied loudly to me -- why are you so handsome, why did Lao Tzu charge you five more yuan! What he said was so reasonable, I was speechless. ”
Du Xiaohong asked, "Don't you have a car, why do you still take a taxi?"
Xia Qi closed his eyes and said: "One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen master: Master, the people around me are always talking about how to be a handsome guy, can you give me some guidance?" The master smiled slightly after listening, took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized: Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image in ordinary times?—— the master said: You especially look in the mirror to know what a handsome guy is!"
Du Xiaohong couldn't stand it anymore and said, "What are you here for? Are you here to show off your looks or what?"
Xia Qi held back a tear and said, "Just listen to my last story!, okay?"
Du Xiaohong paused and said, "Okay...... Alright!"
Xia Qi closed his eyes again and said, "Actually, when I was studying, I was very envious of my table mate and Marie Curie!"
Du Xiaohong was puzzled: "Oh? Why?"
Xia Qi continued: "I envy my table mate more and more, because she has a handsome and chic, low and sexy voice, graceful, selfless and spreading laughter and love, not like my tablemate, stupid like a Ru in a melon field. ”
"I admire Marie Curie very much, she is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in the cause of science, like I am sure I can't, often stunned by her own handsomeness. ”
Du Xiaohong: "I...... I want to kill you!"
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